don't read this edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
me in the pic
Any lads ever try heroine?
Might try it for the bantz t b h
I've never taken vicodine or shit like that either so it should be an adventure
>>60472868
this is the real new ignore the desert yank
>>60469547
>>60469547
>>60469547
>>60472875
Don't full of weebs and nonces
>>60472875
>>60472892
doesnt matter, seniority.
>tfw greek american
>tfw wish i were italian american
>>60472898
fuck off desert yank
>>60472875
>shitty attempt to fedora me
Yea nah I'll stay here with my aussie masters
>>60472902
Listen you nonce I was making banter when you were in diapers
>>shitty attempt to fedora me
>Yea nah I'll stay here with my aussie masters
Literally not one Brit in here
Just the way I like it
True story
>>60472965
I'm 1/64 Brit
*sips tea with pinky out*
SEPPOS OUT
>>60472983
You can gain honorary brit status by purchasing a kettle.
>>60472965
Refugee fuck
>>60472991
Even me, master?
Number 1!
>>60472991
Get out of our thread desert yank
>>60472998
I believe the proper term is "Rasheed"
>>60473039
No, it's not.
Still laughing at the guy on the right patting the other guy's bum and giving a cheeky smirk.
>>60473047
FOY
>17°C
>>60473034
Go back to your anime fake /brit/ weeb
>>60473066
Fuck
Off
Yank
>>60473079
fuck off brit sympathising cuckold
>>60473102
FOL
>>60473112
FOS
>>60473102
Fuck
Off
Rosbif
>>60473128
Fuck
Off
Pom
Stop fighting!
>>60473149
Nigger>
>>60473130
Nigger
>>60473112
Nigger
>>60473156
Thai
>amerishoots thinking they can banter
Ohohoho
>>60473156
Fuck
Off
Thailad
>>60473156
rate lad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E4vl0IQEAg
>>60473156
Alri thailad
>>60473174
Trying to steal my gimmicks, those cunts.
>>60473186
Stop trying
>>60473201
stop existing
>>60473156
just going to reply to this because everyone else is
>>60473186
What the fucking hell is this
>>60473174
It's an embarrasment desu
Really not a fan of late night yank hours
proud cuck!
>>60473224
its a song i wrote about you
>>60473226
cuck
>>60473186
lol'd, m8 you should get into audio editing, look into mixcraft + audacity.
>>60473199
alri m8
>>60473215
peer pressure ftw
Haha! Great stuff!
>>60473209
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP BULLY
>>60473249
really makes you think
Brexit? More like Brexshit amiright?
>>60473249
>this is how remainers actually think
oh dear
>>60473259
whats it like having big daddies scotland, wales and northern ireland making decisions for you while you (the proud saxon cuck) masturbates to the thought that he can't do the same to them?
Some watching material for you gentleman.
https://youtu.be/qtQLp9bR9-k
https://youtu.be/-Ri0co3YRVU
https://youtu.be/Z8I47cHzu5s
https://youtu.be/QZ43eKaWmWw
https://youtu.be/1yTTEezGZuU
https://youtu.be/tlcaEli0lKs
>ENGLAND
going for a swim
>>60473285
god damn it i need to proofread my posts
>>60473226
>ugh other Americans are so uncultured why can't I be British
Filtered the bullying yank lads
>>60473310
that's me, just put "ugh other mexicans"
>>60473310
not uncultured
just unfunny
>>60473310
its funny because the english have some of the cringiest, trashiest culture in europe. and yet american kids who want to look classy love to suck their chav cocks.
fucking hate the upper middle class.
still badly sunburned
fuck chicago (more like chicano lmao)
>>60473310
>>60473314
>>60473321
>>60473329
>>60473330
really makes you think...
Can't believe they caught me
morning lads
>>60473355
me filming you while masturbating
>>60473355
>that was here, last week.
wew
>>60473364
Well good morning
>woman gets on the train
>Hair still wet
What is this meme?
>>60473350
really make's u think...
honest to god masturbated in science class once
never got caught
>I hate the english, I wonder what the right general for me is?
>ahhh yes, /Brit/ perfect
>>60473376
See this every morning, also occasionally one doing makeup on the train.
>>60473376
Hmm id say rain
>>60473392
cluck cluck cluck
proper need to get yank extermination in here, out of control
why do people vape?
>>60473413
i vape cos it gives me knowledge
Wank before work or abstain until I get home this evening?
First day of Ramadan. Fucking starving lads
>>60473414
Yeah
>>60473406
hey y'all
>>60473395
It's fucking 12c here already, I don't think so
>>60473393
It's like they've never heard of a hairdryer
>>60473414
hmmm... really makes you think
smashhh
>>60473431
Wank in the bathroom at work for extra style points
>>60473431
abstain, better feeling in the benis
>>60473445
good one chicano
>>60473431
Wish I felt that euphoric when I touch my tits
>>60473445
>>60473496
put your name back so I can filter you
>>60473514
:&)
>After yank removal button only Micked is left.
I'll take all credit, cheer.s
New chefs knife lads
>>60473532
he's the worst of the lot though
>>60473538
Are you going to attack bears and stuff?
>>60473538
give us a demonstration on yourself x
Drinking chamomile tea
>>60473538
Ah shit apparently David Cameron uses Welch knives, now I can't use this in good conscience
>14C at 8 in the morning
fucking
>>60473553
Well save some kind of paddy removal button, which is a ludicrous idea (where would you even put the batteries?) I don't see what we can do!
>>60473538
bin that knoife you racist
>>60473575
step up nigga 14C is comfy as fuck
>>60473556
Nah that's what this one is for remember
Not ruining my chefs knife on a bear
>>60473576
around micks dont be slick
Alright, how much does a water bottle ( 0.5 or 1 L) cost in GB, specifically London?
>>60473575
opening my curtains was a mistake desu
>>60473576
this isn't what I pay you for
>>60473575
bit cold out
>>60473590
How many bears have you killed this week?
>>60473598
alri
>>60473599
english tapwater is drinkable so they dont need to buy bottled water
>>60473599
You'll need a license to buy them because liquids can be explosive, so the initial cost is a lot but after that bottles of water are fairly cheap
I just saw this on TV. Friends, is this a patrician Brit and /mu/-related movie?
Maybe I have poor taste in girls, but I had a bit of a crush on Steph when I was a kid, she's qt
>>60473604
OK OK *continues sweeping*
>>60473599
almost always less then a pound
1L can be a bit more I think, but just buy the cheap shit, its all water
If you are at a restaurant just get tap water, they have to provide it
>>60473608
Only gotten fucked by bears this week desu
wish english trilled its r's
Kimbo slice wtf
>>60473639
Thank you
Post speeds
>>60473639
>You can pay more than a quid for a litre of water.
mental
>>60473645
Ah right.. that's bad, right?
get dubs
stupid dumb cunts
>>60473680
Nope
>>60473650
Wouldn't it just sound like shitty Asian engrish?
>>60473674
haha my net is pretty close
Got 4 messages on interpals
not reading a single one
>>60473708
all me
>>60473708
It's all spam so that's probably a good idea
>>60473687
This boy needs anger management
>>60473702
certain dublin accents trill r's if they're followed by r's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GonUTdh7VBI
take note of how he pronounces "rebel"
>>60473715
one of them was thai tbf...
>>60473737
>followed by r's
vowels sorry
>>60473740
qt?
only done and got myself seenzoned again rofl hahaha heart only hurts a bit this time no dramas
>>60473766
Haven't looked
okay just looked
she's got loads of drawings and shit on her only picture, its not clear enough desu
>>60473737
oh i paid attention to his r's and he trills them if theyre the last pronounced letter also
>>60473803
probably not then tbf
explosive diarrhoea at work lads
ara ara~
but I'm just an old lady
cara 2bh lads
>>60473833
https://youtu.be/bP8XadtQctY
>>60473847
feck off
Ah yes an evil "nationalist" was going to blow up his own people at Euro 16. Every nationalist wants to kill his own people. Very believable
>>60473847
literally this
>>60473893
>French government use all their resources to monitor right wing frenchies
>Muslims attack people again
>"yeah but there was a right wing planning an attack too, not all Muslims no need to do anything"
morning lads. not the nonce though, the nonce can fuck off desu
>>60473955
this
>>60473921
nice willy
Going to work, bye lads
>>60473991
bye bye, wagecuck
>>60473991
Have a nice day
>>60473985
Stop looking at it, you are oppressing me with your sexualisation of me
>>60473991
enjoy being a slave to the system, maaaaan
How am I supposed to walk to work without getting hard? Girls in tights, bare legs, kneesocks. I'm sexually frustrated this is not fair
don't Brits wish they lived here in Florida
>>60474020
Maybe have sex every now and then you fuckin loser hahahahaha
got the mrs' granny's funeral to go to today lads. day off work which isn't bad, but i have to drive, stay sober, mix with sad in-laws that i don't have anything to say to, and wear a shirt and trousers when it's hot af out. would rather go to work i think
>>60474020
nonce
Hillary
>>60474032
Not really
Btw I have been everywhere from daytona to Orlando, miami, key west and even Panama city
>>60474071
>and even Panama City
What's special about Panama City
>>60474067
She's going to get btfo in the debates
>>60474100
It's just a place that nobody should ever bother visiting
>>60474020
you have lost all connection with reality if you get hard walking past a girl in a skirt lad. i see chemical castration featuring heavily in your future.
>>60474112
Especially since they cracked down on spring breakers yeah
>>60474111
Stop posting you're retarded
>>60474111
you realise she's running against drumpf, right? she will wipe the floor with that racist bigot.
REDDIT lol
>>60474111
by who?
Got my driving test today lads. Hopefully I don't fail like last time.
>>60474130
>>60474135
if if if if if if if if if if if Obongo can rek her then Trump is going to destroy her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3JHexXljk
>>60474154
Fuck I forget this is a thread of literal British children
>>60474157
>Obongo
edgy.
>>60472975
What's the fucking point of this story?
>>60474182
It's British they just like to talk
>>60474170
I'm 23 senpai
Not in "Tesco Restaurant" per say. Rather, I'm in a restaurant called Decks which is inside Tesco
>>60474170
you get used to it, like having a job in a home for the mentally undeveloped.
>>60474197
runt
>>60474195
And you can't drive yet? Ouch
>>60474197
That's a nice little teapot
Jog interview tomorrow
>>60474197
solid ratios there lad
>>60474140
its funny how the people who aren't britsih are the ones to say shit like this. its like their is a connection or something.
alos the whole "YOU DON'T WHERE YOUR BORN" meme has been going for 8 years to long. if your parents are japanese you are going to be japanese, there is no magical lottery that decides whether you're going to be rich or poor only the work of your parents decides your fate.
>>60474215
It's embarrassing. It's just because I was so lazy when I was 17 and I never needed to do it.
>>60474197
based Tesco lad
has the internet created more trannies?
>>60472861
>defender of human rights
>/pol/ tries to berate people who believe in human rights
>/pol/ think they're the good guys
>>60474239
>britsih
>alos
i'm not even that drunk yet.
>>60474232
keep a steady pace
>>60474242
Im a lazy fuck and I did it at 17 to get it over and done with
>>60474239
b-but muh freedeeem of movemeaant
the gf
>>60474197
where's the pudding?
>>60474232
Don't forget your water bottle
>>60474324
Water lad is a good poster. Having an extra glass for you m8. Cheers.
>>60474313
If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
>>60474257
yes. pre-internet there were very few social/cultural groups with most being made of several subcultures that were largely unknown to outsiders and those in the groups would largely only interact with people on a generally local but up to national basis. The internet allowed the sub cultures to add members internationally and become new root cultures with their own growing sub divisions. This is apparent in many human groupings now from politics to sex to sport. Internationalisation has happened and now the people who arent involved in each are playing catchup trying to work out what everyone else is going on about. Cultural singularity in action before our eyes.
I love this place
Honestly can't imagine how boring work would be if you lot weren't here to keep me entertained
Worth every tax penny
>>60474140
>I don't understand people who think being born in a place gives you more of a right to be here
I can't believe I'm triggered this early in the day.
>>60474239
Does that make me German?
>>60474418
Wish I could browse /brit/ at work without being found out
>>60474448
do you have an odd inclination to build giant beach forts of sand that you can't quite place why?
Have a cup of so called coffee
>>60473231
Have a wank, bin your shank.
>>60474364
So... these freaks knew full well that they where freaks and kept their mouths shut about their freakish tendencies.
Then the internet boomed, they googled their freakish tendencies and found whole communities of others with the same freakish tendencies and convinced themselves that it's perfectly normal since so many others enjoy it too.
We can't go back, can we?
>>60474448
Do you wake up at 6am and put towels on the sunbeds so nobody else can use them all day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9s8wPPmwhk
>>60474469
I do like to dig around when I'm at the beach
>>60474518
doxxed
Rate my squat progress lads
>>60474518
sup eric
>>60474556
That ain't my name pal
So is Hillary president now? I'm confused. And isthe elction for ther US only for the UK too?
>>60474446
To think if you are an average white british male, why would you say this..
>>60474493
yes, but freaks is A Bit Strong Lad. Its more like not doing so would have involved getting beaten up a lot generally.
yes, again ABSL but yes.
no, there is no return. Existence goes in one direction, enjoy the ride as you only get one go.
>>60474518
>american """beaches"""
>>60474573
shes running against donald trump so yes she is the president. doesnt get confirmed until november though
>>60474573
pretending to be a spastic is also spastic m8
>>60474518
german then mate, you cant escape your destiny.
>>60474573
trump is president
t. tone
>>60474577
t. tranny
>>60474573
That's a truly beautiful blue there. I love the mother-of-pearl button as well. But what a terrible cloth hanger.
>>60474578
Yeah our island is pretty comfy aye
look at this fucking dog
>>60474577
we're all freaks la, the trick is to hide it
Drake
the gf
>>60474592
Don't count him out, nobody thought he'd be the Republican nominee either.
Hilary has skeletons in her closet and he's the kind of bloke to drag them out.
>>60474618
What's that thing levitating above her?
>>60474626
I like drake
>>60474645
me too
>>60474655
>>60474645
gay sex each other heh
>>60474642
It's a photo of a photo pinned onto a wall.
hayfever can suck my left one
>>60474172
that's his African name
>>60474635
everyone already knows about the skeletons in her closet. no-one cares.
>>60474674
haha nooo thats gay haha
>>60474675
*mise en abyme*
>>60474696
baka famalam
It's kinda confusing as an outside observer hearing about Hillary being the likely nominee when there's such overwhelming positivity about Bernie online and little good being said about her.
warm out
>>60474730
her support base is all old people
>>60474683
We shall see. Behaving like it's a given that she's won it is very shortsighted, all things considered.
>>60474695
Haha yeah pretty gay lol
>>60474754
i know but come on.
>Reminder that Hillary dropped out 8 years ago
>Hillary as president was inevitable
>Voting doesn't matter with super delegates
sucks to be an american """voter"""
>celtic "people"
What went wrong?
Just woke up ringing in sweat lads
>>60474765
you didn't say 'no' though, hehe
>>60474808
>reminder that you will never leave the EU
>>60474730
I remember a caricature showing Sanders on the left, surrounded by a supportive popular crowd, and Clinton on the right, surrounded by journalists and their microphones. I'm afraid this is a rather accurate depiction of what's going on.
>>60474811
wtf is up with sansa's hair
>>60474822
Haha well (:
