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How did my dad manage to have girlfriends and get a wife if he had such a small penis


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How did my dad manage to have girlfriends and get a wife if he had such a small penis and why did he pass it onto me.
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>>60467974
keep your thoughts to a single thread please

>>60466475
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>>60468000
you don't control me or my thread making ability bitch.
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>>60467974

Do you know that your dad has a small dick or are you just assuming because yours is small?
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How do you get girls in bed if your dick is tiny flaccid but 6 inch erect?
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>>60468000
t. mister sir does it for free
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>>60468009
Just become a trap already, you tiny cock fag.
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>>60468127
They usually don't see it before the fugg anyway, stop making excuses and just bee yourself
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>>60468109
I don't know the exact size but he said he had a small dick once at a party when I was younger.
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Can my penis still grow in length or girth past age 18 I'm turning 19 this year...
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you should try some of these:

1. charism
2. nice personality
3. maybe you could compensate working out to have a nice body
4. stop bitching about it in a mongol imageboard and doing something
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Real talk, my dad had cancer and was in the hospital for surgery. While he was recovering in the hospital he was wearing a gown and I saw his dick, it was fucking huge. His flaccid dick is gigantic. I have a long dick but it's also pretty skinny, I'm basically a textbook pencil dick. I wish I had been born with my dad's monster dong instead.

I know this is awkward as fuck to talk about but I'm anonymous so who cares.
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>>60468451
Did you suck his cock, anon?
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