Milli Vanilli edition
>>60465553
First.
cara
NEED a chill average looking gf
Ireland is our best ally
the lads
What do the UVF have against Ivory Coast?
>>60465570
There's nothing better than opening a new /brit/ and seeing this goddess, thank you dutchman
wish I could play football and catch/throw
>>60465570
haha get fucked cuck
>>60465615
>>60465627
Since when do you need to throw/catch in footie?
>>60465611
They like to attack their betters, which means they have a big field to go after
>>60465663
one was not contingent on the other
>jf hour
Fucks sake
>mfw im colonial scum
>mfw the English conquered the world
Feels good to be on the winning team, doesn't it cunts?
>>60465663
it's separate
I'm just shit at physical activities and wish I could do both of them
Farts actually smell of egg / raw sewage tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3DrLiEJi30
>>60465615
There's nothing better than opening a new /brit/ and seeing this meme, thank you toothpaste
really makes u think huh?
>>60464673
>pipes and drums
How exactly does Scottish military gear represent unity with the Irish? It probably gives triggers their PTSD. Fenians hate Scottish regiments more than any other regiments in the British Army.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=bPrcRsqqNZ0
>>60465739
Fatty boomba
>>60465741
Smelling like a yanks unwashed bum, lad?
>>60465730
Imagine the absolute shit tip Australia would be if you were French or Spanish instead
>>60465771
27 years old
>>60465777
I'm skinny as fuck
It's real nigga hours now lads, thank fuck I'm working the night shift tomorrow
watching "revenge of the nerds" on film4 rn lol
anyways, looks like Australia woke up, sigh.
>>60465811
Don't make me think of that.
We were close to being Dutch too
>>60465829
Wish you'd fall asleep and never wake up desu
I think my procrastination is linked to perfectionism. I'm afraid to start things because I subconsciously demand such high standards.
Anybody else know this feel?
>>60465828
potato famine
>>60465831
literally nothing wrong with that, you'd have loads of english tourists and speak english anyway
Reminder that 190kg and Poleashit are identities created by one autistic poster.
>>60465851
Nah you're just lazy bro.
My knickers smell lads. Got a funny stench to it
>>60465829
Do you have a masochistic craving to get insulted and told to kill yourself on a daily basis? You would enjoy /brit/ a lot more if you took your trip off
>>60465828
night shifts sound so comfy, are they?
>>60465855
27 yo
>>60465863
Worked out for Indonesia and whoever the fuck you colonised. And I don't do small beers
>>60465811
Don't forget to vote Brexit, lad.
But in all honesty, are there actually cunts in Britbongistan that think leaving the EU will somehow magically fix the Commonwealth nations relationship to the UK? I mean, youse cunts dogged us from WW II onward, especially Aus/NZ, never ever dog your mates lad tbqhwy
look at this fucking dog
above average
under achieving
>>60465882
>You would enjoy /brit/ a lot more if you took your trip off
nah i wouldnt lol
>>60465829
Good morning, Rajneesh. Had your daily serving of curry yet? Be sure to Poo in the loo this time, oh and get your TV and toilet permit done ASAP, you don't want to get raided on the loo doing a poo lad
>>60465899
nice dog
>>60465885
Yes, In my old job I would just play video games and shitpost on /brit/ all night. I'd be the only one in the building
Whenever it's cold, sometimes the muscles in my feet and rarely calf (which is a lot more painful) completely spazz out, what does it mean lads?
>>60465739
Did you not have a dad growing up or what?
>>60465930
Are you the same lad on /sp/?
Got a big name for yourself round there
>>60465948
The seppo is here, lads
feeling tired lads
>>60465938
donkey fucker
never thought about it like this...
>>60465871
i don't think so
i think it's deeper than that
>normalfags have sex literally all the time
>it's not even a big deal to them
>just one of life's simple pleasures, like a nap or a good meal
>>60465938
potato famine
>>60465972
le black science man strikes again
>>60465968
>>60465972
Rly maeks u think
>>60465983
You thought wrong.
>>60465972
How can informs be real if our elections aren't real?
>>60466007
all colombians have sex with donkeys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw
>>60465896
Dunno, to be honest Australia and the commonwealth hasn't really been brought up too much in the debates apart from 'muh Australian points system'
The relationship would surely be an improvement on the current though
>>60465992
ur mum is one of lifes simple pleasures when the lads and i have our way with her each friday night after some cheeky nandos
was in Leicester for the weekend visiting a few mates, needed a shit so I went into the haymarket (big mistake) toilets and in one toilet there was a sandwich, in another there was shit on the floor and in the last one there was poo smeared on the inside part of the top lid.
How the FUCK can you get shit just there? Whilst I was in there all I could hear outside was what can only be described as tribal speak.
The midlands really is a desolate shithole.
>>60465940
do you do security or something?
>>60465972
Reminder that Tyson is literally the smartest nig alive
Please give me 3 (You)s lads
>>60465954
ye i post on /sp/ la'
mostly on /trans/ and the occational thread though, I do plan on shitting up wimby threads though
>>60466017
it seems legit from googling though
Keep clocking a beautiful nurse when I'm visiting my grandad in hospital. Need to contrive a way to talk to her about something.
Hopefully she has a name tag so that I may locate and bookmark everyone of her social media accounts.
Ordinarily I'd be a wee bit too far along the normie spectrum to entertain these schemes. However, this girl is a touch special. Prepared to say she is qtest British girl I've seen in my puff.
What do lads, if anything?
something keeps making a flash outside
bit spooked
>>60466035
Only very slightly, we've fucked you off big time, you had the chance a long time ago to make things right, but the Commonwealth is ded, once Lizzie goes, politicians will probably try and make the push to become a republic
Just saw a video of a whale at sea world trying to kill itself desu
>>60466083
me practising morse with my military grade torch
>>60466038
Fuck off you southerner twat. Who the fuck goes to the Haymarket to take a shit when MC Donald's and Highcross is walking distance away? Kill yourself and please respect the home of the Champions
>>60466040
I used to yeah, the perfect job for lazy autists
If you died today, what mark can you say you've left on the world?
>>60466043
He's not even the smartest nig called Tyson.
>>60466114
Most of my undies have skid marks if im completely honest
>>60466114
World's best poster on 4Chan
did some thinking and i have decided to find a loser girl to be my gf
she probably won't have friends either so she won't judge me for not having any
its the perfect plan
>>60466114
drew a big picture of myself on a chalk hill
>>60466114
Timeless memes on /a/, /int/, and /mu/
>>60466099
McDonald's is even worse and I'd probably have shat myself had I walked to Highcross.
Went to Victoria park afterwards and sat down for a bit, pretty nice aside from the pikey fareground thing going on.
>>60466139
>>60466143
>>60466147
not to be a dickhead, but i don't care.
haha...
>>60466114
One time or another, I made some neet's day on /brit/ a bit better
Do you think females have it easier in life given they tend to be more social and open than men?
>>60466114
the one from me arse on me chair
>>60466167
lol
>>60466146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
Don't respond to it/poleashit
>>60466185
lmao
>>60466180
>>60466087
Very upsetting
>>60466043
That would be Armond White
>>60466114
the one on your mum's arse where i slapped it (when we were having sex)
>>60466185
rude
>>60466094
link
>>60466165
Abbey Park is much better, Vicky is paki central. What else you do
Just shanked a man on road bruv
I woke up like 10 mins ago and the first thought that randomly popped up was I should kill myself. Is this normal?
Discuss, lads
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAgyKeG0YXU
Think I'm going to have to go back to the hospital, really not having a good time any more.
>>60466266
fuck off ya seppo CUNTTT
>>60466266
If you are here then yes that is normal
>>60466266
I think you've been spending too much time on 4chan, time it from me who dreams of posting here every night.
Who /Chile v Argentina in 45ish bings/ here?
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZfWwZZoN3o
if a woman vapes, tons of betas will try to fuck her....but if a man vapes, he will get called pathetic by women
WTF???
>>60466301
CHI
was genuinely just going to make that post and leave but now i feel obligated to make this one before leaving
>>60466274
is that a real advert
>>60466254
https://vimeo.com/168264060
>>60466311
do girls not like vapers?
kek
>>60465730
>Anglosphere today
>>60466337
Yes, they still play it whilst movie trailers are screening and on TV
Who here has a very poor credit score?
>>60466311
Beta here, smokers and vapers disgust me, literally whats the point
>>60466311
loads of normies vape
Brits, Why are you still awake?
>>60466358
beautiful
>>60465663
>>60465717
>>60465585
>>60465948
>>60465992
>>60466143
>>60466146
>>60466183
>>60466224
>>60466301
>>60466329
Yanks out
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
ah, i see
the light is lightning, and i hear the thunder soon afterwards.
had always heard about that phenomenon but never really paid attention
>>60466384
we got a mad boy over here.
>>60466338
that's pretty depressing
>>60466399
>h, i see
>the light is lightning, and i hear the thunder soon afterwards.
wait WHAT
>>60466378
drinking alcoholic beverages
I just put a scallop on a plate with balsamic vinegar splashed over it. Michellin star is in the bag
>>60466415
The poor lad just wants to be free in the ocean desu
>>60466424
would you like a lucozade
Pulse (jap version)
28 days later
the Host
or Black Swan
what should I watch tonight fellas?
>>60466465
28 days later
You lads see the video of the monkey using a banana as a diversion to rob a jewelry store in India?
>>60466444
try drowning it in garlic sauce or hollandaise too
going to the shop around the corner lads
want anything?
>>60466471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60466465
>Pulse (jap version)
was gonna watch that tonight too
what are the odds lol
where did you download it?
i hate my mum
dumb slag
>>60466384
RREEEEEEE
>>60466471
Ahaha na show us lad
>>60466378
I did too much LSD yesterday and will probably not sleep for another 20 hours.
>>60466505
the legal downloads store Officer
>>60466497
I want to talk to my brother again. Life hasn't been the same since his suicide.
>>60466497
20 camel filtered
6 pack of hop house 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvwDoJnO484
england btfo
>>60466497
Pop down to Coles lad, grab me some tamo's
why am i suic a failure lads
>>60466497
can you just surprise me if it's not too much to ask
>>60466274
who's the qtie at 0:45?
not an argument
>>60466527
i'll see what I can do m8
>>60466527
i'm so sorry
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF YANKS
FUCK OFF OUT OF /brit/ YOU FAT CUNTS REEEEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60466552
>>60466573
you need to chill out lad you're gonna give yourself high blood pressure
Can someone explain this "not an argument" meme to me please?
>>60466512
https://youtu.be/gbJtMn-zpUY
Check it nigga
>>60466557
try the freezer section
>>60466505
was going to watch this but the subtitles are slightly off from the speech on my version and it annoys me
>>60466595
NOT AN ARGUMENT
>>60466614
download different subtitles then
>>60466595
not a question
>>60466595
it was invented by an intellectual called stephan
>>60466602
Ahaha what a lad
Lads, turn on Freeview channel 172
>>60466648
Is your money ready yet?
>>60466677
what?
>>60466668
>>60466665
so close
FUCK OFF YA SEPPO CUUUUUUNT
>have phimosis
>been stretching for a few weeks
>just went for a piss
>literally pissed all over the floor and my legs before i could press my foreskin and aim it into the toilet bowl
WEW LADS, NOW THAT'S PROGRESS
>>60466527
Best wishes mate, he's waiting up there for a very long chat with you x
>>60466717
>the life and problems of an uncut savage
top kek
>>60466717
don't get what the fuck you mean by any of this 2bh
>>60466717
a lot of expertise on phimosis in /norgetråden/ if you need any guidelines m8
>>60466527
if you were a sound brother he wouldn't have offed himself in the first place
>>60466772
Way too far, fuck off.
>>60466717
jewish people can help you
>>60466755
>kike detected
>>60466793
fuck off la just offering him some advice
>>60466690
TO
BUILD
THE
WALL
>>60466755
Fuck off
>>60466760
foreskins a bit tight m8 so i cant take the wrapper off, started stretching it and now my wee bounces it off it and goes all over the gaff which im thinking is top progress since this didnt happen before
>>60466761
I'll pop round tomorrow x
>>60466812
Fuck off
>>60466704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60466717
You gentiles are all the same. Filthy
>>60466812
BUILD
THE
WALL
>>60466815
close but i'm muslim :3
>>60466858
>>60466876
pirate scumbags
ain't no sunshine when /brit/'s gone
>>60466902
Fuck off you literal spacker
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418259
>>60466887
>but i'm muslim
>muslim
>MUSLIM
>>60466906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
YANKS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4
>>60466820
I'd advise you to run away before I get angry you little runt.
>>60466923
Why did you reply to me with this you cheeky fucker
>>60466959
>another Irish lad
Fuck off there ain't room for two of us in this general
>>60466820
Backing the other lad up, fuck off you prick
I swear to god I'll get that nigger next time
>Backing the other lad up, fuck off you prick
>>60466959
>she ends up rejecting him
https://youtu.be/yYeWWuo3jXE?t=1886
>>60466990
Fight me
>>60466965
LOOOOL WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER GONE MATE
>>60467022
Fucking right mate
>>60466990
then maybe you shouldn't be posting heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
who anti-marxist here?
>>60467028
ur a cheeky little fucker arent ye, meet me in ballymun in 20 minutes
>try omegle
>impossible to get a conversation without bots or pretending i'm a girl
Visiting Dublin in August, got any advice for me?
I'll refrain from potato posting while I'm there
>>60466986
SEPPO LOVING CUNT FUCK YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
>>60467060
give me an hour and I'll have three first cousins and a tough lad with a northern accent with me you dublin knacker shite wouldnt stand a chance
doing a listen to the new molyneux
>>60467100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVhWTWGCz7
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organisation. Every muscle must be tight.
>>60467133
haha x
> Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organisation. Every muscle must be tight.
>>60467091
I'd love to see you bogger cunts try fight some grade A dublin brawlers like me n the lads.
>an hour
get a faster horse
>>60467091
>>60467060
give it 18 hours and me and macca will be there to fucking pave all of you cunts watch your fucking mouths haha
not clicking those viruses
>>60467133
>Too much abuse
haha fucking pussy kys
>>60467100
See you in 2 hours
>>60467164
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doing a post
>>60467133
I wish you the best mate x
>>60467187
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>>60466631
they're hardcoded
not a real meme
Where are you?
Why do asians look like fish?
>>60467152
enjoy getting stabbed on the way by your fellow dubliners
>>60467153
aussies are soft pommy bastards
it's 17 degrees celcius at 2.50 AM reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i swear british houses are only designed to keep heat in and not to keep you cool
>>60467256
me on top
>>60467270
Deep ones traded them technology in exchange for fucking their qts
>>60467284
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>>60467079
Reply to me please paddy, I want to know what's worth doing, also should I bring back a guiness related souvenir
Think this aussie may be tapped in the head
>>60467026
thats pretty sad really.
>>60467319
>>60467324
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>>60467079
don't speak in an english accent if you like living
>>60467314
>guiness
>>60467331
>>60467301
louie you've gone feral
having a word with the janny about this
>>60467331
ok, getting annoying now
>>60467298
>>60466965
>>60467002
just offered advice
he killed his brother, he might have another sibling who's still not dead, perhaps my offered saved a life you absolute melts
>>60467343
Fuck off heritage
>>60467342
I was hoping this wasn't true tbhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27dvVsZUpo
>>60467350
do you think louie will make it in the end, ausbro?
