Also a language ranking thread. What is the ugliest language?
Chinese.
Not even trying.
Indian subcontinent languages, Chinese languages, Slavic languages that aren't Russian, Scandinavian languages, African languages, Uralic languages
Based languages: Mongolian, Turkic languages, Japanese, Arabic, romance, Persian
Dutch by far.
Ugliest: Chechen. Listen to that shit.
Other ugly languages: Berber languages, Turkic languages, Somali, Most East Asian and South East Asian languages, Danish.
Icelandic and Swedish when spoken in the Malmö dialect.
>>60460607
Danish
German and Dutch
>>60460607
I have new earned respect for the Welsh
>>60461200
>>60461470
>butthurt Brits
As always
>>60461610
Accept it, your language is shit-tier, just like your irrelevant, soon-to-be-underwater country.
On the bright side, it doesn't look like we'll have to listen to your chthonic tones for much longer. And the Afrikaans meme-nogs will all kill each other. All's well that ends well, really.
>>60461686
There it is. Let it all out kid.
>>60461686
Afrikaans sounds cool though
Any language that has velar frictive /ɣ/ is disgusting like hell.
>>60461610
>butthurt
Butthurt about what? If anything you windmillniggers are the ones who should be butthurt.
>fucking Wales
>fucking Northern Ireland
>fucking Iceland
>fucking Albania
>>60461775
And there's the second one. It was never about language. Why are you so envious of us?
>>60461775
lmao
>being
>so
>butthurt
>>60460607
ugliest language is latvian
>>60461860
Envious of literally what? Find something your country has done, I'll wait.
korean imo
>>60461860
>>60461884
In all seriousness though, how the fuck did you fail to qualify?
>>60461895
Envious of our higher standards of living, of the beauty of our people, of our cheaper and better education?
>>60461948
The same way England managed to end bottom of a group which included Costa Rica.
>>60462010
>higher standards of living
It's a shithole, stop shilling for your tourism department, it's literally Birmingham-tier.
>beauty of our people
Your people are, on average, as ugly, if not uglier than the bottom of the barrel ugly bastards we have here. And they're all freaky giants.
>cheaper and better education
I've literally never heard of a single university from your country, it doesn't matter how cheap or expensive your education is if no one in the world gives a shit about your small-time universities. You may as well go and study in a third-world country.
Mine
>>60462160
What do you speak. Malay?
>>60462192
Yea
>>60462095
>It's a shithole, stop shilling for your tourism department, it's literally Birmingham-tier.
Your opinion doesn't matter though, we're much better than the UK if you look at HDI (and most other objective measures).
>Your people are, on average, as ugly, if not uglier than the bottom of the barrel ugly bastards
Utterly false, you people are renowned for your disgusting looks.
>And they're all freaky giants.
A manlet way of saying "And you're all beautiful tall creatures".
>I've literally never heard of a single university from your country, it doesn't matter how cheap or expensive your education is if no one in the world gives a shit about your small-time universities. You may as well go and study in a third-world country.
Your joke of a country has two or three universities that are good, and the rest is absolutely shit and the tuition fees and cost of living is through the roof. Our universities are affordable and good.
Face it, the UK is an irredeemable shithole.
>>60462241
How does it feel speaking an irrelevant tongue? Does it feel bad man?
>>60462329
For me,it's fucking shit
>>60460607
Ithkuil is the ultimate red pill.
Ugliest: Ithkuil if spoken in correctly
Let me show you
Poor Ithkuil - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss63kbPuMLI
Decent Ithkuil - http://ithkuil.net/sound_files/duchamp.mp3
God-tier Ithkuil - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uLzdTndP34
Why have you not learnt Ithkuil yet /int/?
>N-nrixhalöxtort'rr eloertkha tu!
-I am happy to have learnt Ithkuil with ease!
>>60462287
No, m8.
You could lie all you want, all day long, and even if we lived in some parallel universe where everything was opposite, and all those accusations were—by some miracle—true, this country would still be infinitely better than the Netherlands. If not for the sole fact that it will still be here when the polar ice caps melt in a couple of decades time. You and your family are literally going to be refugees, and it's going to happen in your lifetime. That's got to be worrying.
The ugliest languages to my ear:
>All non-Semetic Middle Eastern languages
>All languages of India
>Cantonese
>Rioplatense Spanish
>Xhosa
The prettiest languages to my ear:
>Russian
>Mexican and Castilian Spanish
>English
>High German
>>60462428
Oh did not post vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04RSQlvMbeV
>>60462430
The UK has more floods than the Netherlands, mostly because your incompetent mongrel race is unable to protect yourselves from the sea. Meanwhile our country is one of the most secure one because our civil engineers are world-renowned and extremely competent.
Don't worry, when those polar caps melt we'll be the ones offering our help to West Pakistan, your beloved island.
>>60462529
>English
>High German
KEK
wew looks like stijnleeuwven has got his knickers in a twist
Portuguese and Brazilian portuguese, sometimes angolan portuguese.
>>60462329
I speak Polish which has even less speakers. It feels fine to speak an irrelevant language. I don't see why it would matter, as long as I personally have a use for it.
>Ugliest
Any form of Chinese
Any of the tonal Asian languages
>Personal favorites
English
Japanese
High German
Swedish
Classical Latin
I'm starting to like Dutch too. Been messing around with it on Duolingo
>>60462529
>Farsi is ugly but Arabic isn't
>Mexican Spanish is ok
>mfw you probably mean US English
hope you're baiting
Best: Kyrgyz
Worst: Everything else
>>60461610
They're right, though. Dutch is one really repulsive language.
>>60460607
Honestly Arabic for me, the writing is cool looking and it can be very nice in songs but damn in everyday life it's absolute garbage mordor tier, hearing people speaking that in the street always disgust me even if they aren't acting like dindus
Prettiest:
>Spanish
>Bulgarian (I may just be biased I am not sure)
>Serbo-Croatian
>Jap
>English but I may just be biased from all of their media.
'not sure if cool or not' tier:
>German
>Dutch
>Danish
>Finnish
'fuck my ears' tier:
>Polish
>Durkish xd
>Korean
>French
shit tier:
>Chinese
>Vietnamese
>Thai
>Arabic
>>60464133
It isn't that bad. Anyone who names it among the worst is simply ignorant of other languages.
>>60461610
I actually watch some dutch movie about some dutch general during the 17th century, cant remember his name though.
Anyway, I thought dutch sounded pretty good. And whats funny about it is that some words are identical to Swedish sometimes, there was some sentence with 3 words in a row that were identical to Swedish. Sounded so weird.
>>60464548
It was Michiel de Ruyter
Good movie
>>60464622
He was an admiral, not a general
>>60464548
Yeah, have the same with Scandi languages
>>60464774
chill nigga
>>60464774
Mate... Just accept the compliment without being autistic when theres a sea of hate posts towards dutch
I love them all desu.
>>60464451
It's one of if not the worst-sounding European language, though.
>>60465039
kek, I love Finland but Finnish is ugly as fuck so you shouldnt run your mouth Brother Pekka.
>>60465039
kek, I hate Finland and Finnish is ugly as fuck so you shouldnt run your mouth dumb Pekka.
>>60462644
The UK has more floods because they don't have an extensive system like the Dutch and they built their settlements in hollows to escape the wind.
>>60462428
Do you actually speak Ithkuil? How long did it take for you to learn?
>>60465075
>>60465100
Spanish. Fucking hate this shitty language. It just agonize my ears.
>>60461686
>underwater
The Dutch have been fighting the sea for generations and winning, I doubt they'd give in just because it's fighting a bit harder.
>>60465075
I'm not your brother, Per-Göran Cuckmansson.
>>60465100
Our god-tier language inspired Tolkien to create Elvish and High Elves for LOTR. Stay jelly, Germcucks.
>>60460781
This.
>>60462428
>>60462541
>>60465102
What is his obsession with rapey clowns?
>>60462287
Those lanklet genes won't be enough to transcend the sea, Bastiaan.
>>60465278
I'm a very jealous man and it's not hard to make me jealous, but your awful cancerous language is not something that makes me jealous.
>>60460781
nah
Chinese is by no measure a beautiful sounding language, but Vietnamese is by far the most incomprehensible mess of sounds I've ever come across. At least with Chinese I can figure out where one word ends and another begins.
>>60465540
Our language inspired Elvish. Your opinion is irrelevant, Neederlandman.
>>60465632
And your genes inspired Finnish heritage diseases. Who gives a fuck, your language still sounds awful.
Xth for Vietnamese is the worst sounding language of all time
>yet another "Chinese is le worst language ever" thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FSj7RuqGU
>>60465685
Nice evasion tactics, lowland weednigger. Like I said, your opinion is irrelevant; Dutch is universally acknowledged as one of the most repugnant languages on the face of this Earth.
>>60465981
I think I've upset you somewhat. My apologies.
I forgot that your language is the only thing that makes your otherwise utterly boring and ordinary country somewhat unique.
>>60462329
well he obviously speaks english lol so that question is kind of dumb
>>60465102
I don't fluently speak it because I do not know all root words but I can make sentences on the fly like the sample sentence I used
>>60465410
>Ekšaţoç a'tadnawîl almeont!
I declare that the most high clowns are kind like strings of musical notes!
>ugliest
Chinese
Spanish
>best
Russian
French (only in music though)
Scandinavian languages
>>60466048
>I think I've upset you somewhat.
You should do something more productive instead of projecting like tearing down some of those dams. You'd speed up the inevitable.
>I forgot that your language is the only thing that makes your otherwise utterly boring and ordinary country somewhat unique.
Says the German lowlander
Russian is worst by far, it just sounds like faggot version of my language
>>60466313
>implying there's any difference between the sound of slavic languages
It's all just high-pitched bydlo "cyka blyat" rantings and ravings, anyway. I bet there's some vowel deviation at most.
>>60465626
Vietnamese and Cantonese have like 8 tones.
Madarin has 3-4.
If there's a complex language that's indecipherable to even the best linguists, it's Vietnamese/Cantonese.
>>60461021
> Slavic languages that aren't Russian
i thought non-slavic speakers can't see the difference between slavic languages
>>60465294
Korean sounds like Chinese and is derived from ancient forms of it.
>>60460607
based welsh saying it as it is.
>>60466368
To you maybe there is not, to slavic people there is.
I can understand all of Czech
Polish is understandable to some degree but it has shitton of sz cz sh sounds
Southern slav languages sound to me like i should understand but i dont
Russian and other eastern variants have very different accent and stress on words
>>60466406
They can not
>>60466421
Korean is a language isolate or at best very distantly related to Japanese
>>60461686
dont bully the netherlands , apologize now!
>>60466517
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