ITT: We thank France
some reasons to help you think
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/france/articles/17-reasons-why-France-is-so-popular/
>>60436517
Did you know that Napoleon (France's greatest and most respected military leader) had a very small penis?
>>60436587
mate im trying to have a civil thread here do you mind
>>60436620
Sorry
>>60436717
kek
>>60436717
wtf is this an anglo tutorial for how to get laid in france?
>>60436717
hahahahaha
>>60436587
>(France's greatest and most respected military leader)
>>60436717
WTF anon, I love you now
>>60437264
Wasn't he? Why do the other French posters not like him?
>>60436717
>Go milk your rod. Va faire pleurer le colosse. Literally, "Go make the giant cry"
What the fuck
>>60437307
I like him, but he's overrated, desu
Louis XIV's generals were cooler, at least, their conquered provinces remained French
>>60436517
Thanks for being the first colonizer of my region
No thanks for not leaving any people here. Nearly all of the place names are awful mixtures of tree names, vegetation, and plants.
>Oak Brook
>Oak Lawn
>Willowbrook
>Springfield
>Bloomington
>Elmhurst
>Glen Ellyn
>Wood Dale
>Elk Grove
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60437647
Thanks for invading our colonies...
>>60437706
>invade Algeria
>rename every city and village "Springfield"
>leave
manifest destiny
>>60437500
>Napoleon
>Overrated
Vierge de défauts, certainement pas, mais il reste le chef d'état français le plus marquant de tous les temps. Et en à peine 15 ans. Rappelons qu'il a accédé au trône par ses propres moyen et pas par hérédité, ce qui est grandement badass.
>>60437927
Ouais, m'enfin le contexte aide beaucoup
>>60436717
>>60437927
>ce qui est grandement badass.
it's sad for the Brits to see revenge against William the Conqueror manifest itself in the form of Americanization :^)
VIVE LA FRANCE!!
>>60438033
The round table is really beautiful
>>60437927
Gros tocard.
>>60436517
This country is shit since 4 decades now.
why anglo love this? you are attracted by what exactly? explains this please, i'm pretty sure you are only attracted by Paris or the food.
the bureaucracy system of this country is also FUCKING SLOW, every administrative approaches take a lot of times with a lot of papers, this is just hell.
so why you love that?
Hi France
>>60438937
Well it was about time someone saved this pic after so many times I posted it
Good job Anon
American pigs OUT
>>60438838
/fcum/
>>60436517
UK I guess, after all I can speak their language.
>>60438937
But man, those landscapes are actually just one specific zone looking like that for each other you know?
so you like this country just for landscapes and architecture of old monument? well actually the landscapes are not so wild in most of the country (only in the south and mountains), most of the cunt is pretty boring. (the french desert).
concerning architecture, most people actually lives in Buildings (HLM) because houses cost a lots on this cunt, also most of buildings like schools for exemple looks like commieblocks with shitty painting and disgusting modern art.
that's not like USA where every communities live on a specific racial or ethnic neighborhood, here we have a forced cohabitation with mudslimes.
>>60439116
Angevin clay
>>60438758
I like french people and I like listening to them speak french
>>60439161
Can I not like things anymore.
>>60439194
>I like french people
literally the half of the youth is garbage here.
>>60438937
You get those in Britain too, except the top three and Mont St. Michael (and Versailles).
>>60439290
Yeah, but that's because they're niggers.
It's same for us, too.
Let us both wallow in our poor fate.
>>60439306
And high mountains like in the bottom line, also the 2 coasts on the left of the palace gardens don't look very British at all, and I don't know either where you'd find the deepest European canyon that's at the right of Mt Saint-Michel in the UK
No offense intended
>>60439342
They are not all niggers, a huge amount of them are "Niggerized" or "Arabized" Frenchs.
there are also the leftards who constantly defend the undefendable things, and they are really numerous, this country is full of traitors.
>>60439290
Have you tried living in the southern United States
>>60439468
This tb.h, I love France but I have a hard time liking the French people of my generation
>>60439306
Most of those landscapes are actually from the South and Mountains (Alpes, Pyrénnées, Massif Central), and also coasts, so their beauty is pretty normal.
but in the north most of the country is not like that, it's just a rural green desert with farmers and a grey sky or bad weather most of times.
also most people don't live in comfy rural or natural areas, but in big cities or suburbs around big cities, in contact with forced multiculturalism.
>>60439161
The fact that I don't live right in the middle of mountains or in a 1000 y.o house doesn't mean I won't enjoy both
You are right about the fucking Muslims tho
>>60437927
Il s'est appuyé sur des épaules de géants, notamment les guerres de révolution, et a tout perdu
>>60439290
all the french people I have met on holiday were great
>>60439587
Southern France confirmed to be superior
But seriously the North have great things too, even if the nature is more boring. Some place like Brittany look very different from the rest, Normandy is also comfy as fuck, there are the Vosges in the east, and a pretty coastline. I'll admit under Paris (Beauce plains), above it up until Calais and east of it until Alsace is rather shittyas f ar as nature go
But then again the North has most of the architectural wonders of the country, Loire Valley castles and its white cities, the god tier cathedrals
>>60439788
North France best France
>>60436517
>>60436809
Dear France,
-thanks for Code Napoleon.
-thanks for the chansons.
Also thanks for beeing the best enemy and friend for so many centuries.
Could think of any better one. You guys are the best.
>>60439912
Well I honestly prefer the south, I'm from there so i'm biased but still I'm more about nature and landscapes than cities, so the south, emptier and more diverse; suits me better
But I love both halves anyway
>>60436809
Oh I forgot to mention it.
THANKS FOR THE METRIC SYSTEM !!!
It preserved the world from barbarism and backwardsness.
>>60437927
tabernack!
>>60440137
>tabernack!
Americans......
>>60440029
The Gendarm from St. Tropez
made me to love the Cote Azur somehow.
>>60439833
Is that the Eurofighter? Cause it's not really specifically french
>>60439912
Having been to both, I'd say the south is nicer imo, but the north ain't bad.
>>60440242
I like the drinking culture and humour of the Northerners, they are more easygoing and friendly imo
>>60436717
pls more tutorials
>>60440195
Côte d'Azur is goat
Granted it's full of tourists during summer but it's still beautiful, and inland in the more mountainous terrain it remains calm even during summer
>>60440202
You know that the Eurofighter is everything European but French?
They refused to cooperate.
>>60437264
kek where does he rank?
>>60440287
>humour of the Northerners
Naheulbeuk/Kaamelott/Dieudonné tier humor
personnally i never found that funny.
>>60438937
saved
>>60440464
Salty. I don't know what that shit is anyways, I'm talking about the people I met. Good lads. Southerners had a stick up their ass.
>>60440202
Rafale
>>60438758
why do you hate france m8
>>60440202
It's Rafale tho
Pls buy
>>60440464
>Naheubleuk
>Kaamelott
>Not funny
fucking pleb out, and I'm not from the north
>>60440615
I don't hate France, I just said the truth, sorry for breaking your fantasies.
of course not all is shit, there are still good stuff, but since 4 decades, the result now is so cancerous, and this socialist government is the most shameful of the entire french history.
for exemple, Hollande has 7% of popularity.
>>60436587
your country's leader doesn't even have a penis
>>60440687
Sorry mate not interested. Try the Aussies I hear they like your subs too!
>>60439468
>France is a perfect country. So god created the French.
I agree with this "joke" now...
>>60440794
Tell that to pepa pig!
>>60440794
youre just jealous of big Dave
>>60440724
I don't hate that MP3 saga, but sometimes this is unfunny and pretty crappy thought.
like this for exemple: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEPFIGMgdd0
that's not funny i'm sorry.
Kaamelott just make me smile but never laugh, sometimes it's also very pretentious, but never hilarious.
le meilleur langue peh
except feminine/masculine articles and retarded numbers
>>60439450
We get high mountains in Scotland.
We get those coasts, especially the coast at the bottom. The coast at the top reminds of this place near Weymouth.
>Deepest Canyon
Yeah, didn't know what that was.
>>60441105
SOIXANTE-DOUZE
QUATRE-VINGT-SEPT
DEUX-CENT-QUATRE-VINGT-DIX-HUIT
Hello, I am now appreciating France.
>>60440191
I don't even know what it means, it just sounds cool. can you tell me it's meaning canadabro or a frenchbro in the thread please?
>>60441135
>We get high mountains in Scotland.
laughing girls.jpg
>>60441311
>virginia
ayyy
>>60441135
>We get high mountains in Scotland.
By high mountains I mean Alps/Pyrenees tier, above 3000m
The coast at the bottom is from Corsica, I doubt you have the same vegetation and soil up there (and as for us we don't have anything like your coasts up north)
>The coast at the top reminds of this place near Weymouth
Got any pictures ? I'm genuinely curious, the one in the pic is from the Rivieria, like this>>60440324 And I said it was different because I doubt the water is as warm for instance
And the canyon yeah it's the Verdon Gorges, I don't doubt you have impressive ones in Scotland but again it's so different in climate, flora and other things
Basically what I mean isn't that we have more diverse stuff than England, you too have a lot of things that can't be found in France, but that these places in particular looking like this couldn't really be in the UK, too many differences
>>60441303
Osti de tabarnak de calice! AMERIPIGS OUT
>>60441303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sniMbSEzsg
>>60437647
They left some people in Southern Illinois
>>60441303
First of all just know that we don't say that in France, it's a Québécois thing
>>60441745
>First of all just know that we don't say that in France
lmao.
>>60441776
It's the truth
>>60441105
ii think the retarded numbers is like only in belgium
or is it the other way around
>>60441558
>>60441593
please tell me, I really do want to know.
>>60441745
ok but do you know what it means?
>>60441812
Lies. It's hip with the youth now. You're welcome.
>>60441829
SEPTANTE
NONANTE
>>60441859
It doesn't really mean something (well it comes from tabernacle, somethign found in churches) it's a swear word with several uses
>>60441884
When was the last time you visited France then, 1700 ?
>>60441829
Yeah for us there retarded ones are in belgium and Switzerland
But foreigners prefer their numbers, they are slightly more logical but sound silly for us
>>60437647
could you imagine how great it would be if Chicago spoke French and that wall of language buttressed the invasion of hick midwesterners into Logan Square?
>>60441949
>Visiting France
Tabarnak!
>>60441907
thank you frenchbro, I should've known you'd be more help than those canadian wannabe french fags.
French amis. I just gotta say, I like you're country, it's lovely. I think your language sounds super nice and I think we all realise the problem we have with demographics at the moment. I just gotta say, there's at least one white British guy who thinks you're all alright. :^)
>>60442123
I'm coming down to Vermont and you can't stop me
>>60442078
You are right it's the other way around, the French grant the colonies their august visit
>>60442257
Frenchu piggus go homuu
>>60442314
Daily reminder we're closer than you think
>>60441829
no the other countries have logical numbers while the french call 70 "sixty ten", 80 "four twenty" and 90 "four twenty ten".
So 97 would be quatre-vingt dix-sept" or "four twenty ten seven"
Its an inexcusably retarded number system
I would like to thank France for the Tour de France and the comfy feeling.
France is what we never will be.
>>60442384
Luckily someone invented vans, see you and the 16 799 999 other Dutch this summer
>>60442352
YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT EEZ IT HURTS TOO LOOK AT, FUCK YOU.
>>60442374
It is retarded yeah, but the French don't think of it this, we just know it means 70, 80 or 90, no one thinks of is as number + number + number
>>60442470
fucking babyboomers
>>60442248
I wouldn't mind if you guys weren't so dang rude. whenever I hear about white canucks making trouble it's always you quebecouis or however you spell it. why do you think you're better than the English speaking canadians?
>>60442384
Dutch are basically french at their finest.
Arrogant, arrogant and arrogant.
I love y'a frankish bro.
>>60442481
We deserve ALL the EEZ
Wait until the ocean rise and we're the kings of the waterworld
>>60436517
what percetage of german flags writting in /int/ do you think are they turckoraches?
i think between 70-80% easily. its very impressive,desu
>>60442536
It's alright they bring money
This guy is rather right tho >>60442556 I worked in touristic areas and no offense but Dutch were among the worst, like always trying to negociate prices
>>60442549
Memes but really they try too hard to be nice and steal our metis qts
Why is there more people appreciating France in these threads than in... France ?
>>60442602
Why do you have double our EEZ????? WTF I hate France now.
>>60442671
Dutch tourists are shit.
>>60442738
Lots of islands
And it's supposed to get bigger in the coming years
>>60442738
even we have more eez than you wtf
at least you have a lot more total
>>60442769
I so some cunts in Amsterdam too but it's often the case in capital cities anyway and the guys I was with acted like cunts themselves so I don't blame you
>>60442675
well then as long as you're a man that respects those around him and isn't rude, you're more than welcome in america. plus you seem to speak English so you're all set!
>>60439522
This. Love the country but fuck my countrym8s. They'te not worth of it
Nobody appreciates the French. They're degenerates to the core.
>>60443675
Says a FUCKING American
>>60439161
>he doesn't live in a house
Being a poorfag must be suffering
>>60436517
La France c'est cool, viendez en France promis personne ne tentera de vous tuer ou de vous voler votre argent quand vous siroterez une bierre à la térrasse.
>>60443911
Ribery plz, t'as pris français en LV2?
>>60444014
*crache*
Sale facho !
>>60441776
We said it, when we want to make fun of canadian people
>>60441776
we really don't though. like, never
My waifu since childhood is a goth french loli.
Thanks France.
>>60441188
To be fair it's fun to pronounce numbers, but nothing will trump fünfundfünfzig.
>>60443675
Funny, 20 minutes ago I was reading something about how the trigger warning stuff and safe zones invaded your universities
