>mfw mummy and daddy will die one day
>>60428103
WHAT!!
>>60428103
>mfw australians havent been range banned yet
>>60428103
>mummy
She should already be dead by then.
but who will make tendies?
>>60428395
IM 27 YEARS OLD I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.
>>60428451
you make me tendies?
>>60428451
NEETs can't do anything, don't kid yourself
Just find another mummy
>>60428395
I'll buy them of course
>>60428523
>buying tendies
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>>60428103
>that lovely Spb. apartment will be mine
>>60428103
>mfw I'm a neet and will inherit millions upon millions
I hate thinking about it. When my dad inevitably dies it's going to crush me.
>>60428103
>mummy
I thought Australians used "mommy"?
I'll kill myself before they die.
>>60429691
>mommy
That's Haram
>>60429691
Good for you; you're wrong.
>>60429691
Do you think that we use British English in every other circumstance, but for some reason use 'mommy'? Or do you think we, for some bizarre reason, use American English?
>>60428673
this is why the jobs market is shit
>>60428103
I know I'm to naive for a 23 yo man, but I can't stand this fact.
why I can live forever with my parents, brother and my lover?
I'm so so sad
I know, I'm a naive man.
>tfw your dad might sell his fingerprint stocks and give the reward to me
cheers being rich
>tfw will inherit daddy's law firm
>all these richboys
Kys, trust cunts
>>60428673
can i have sum
>>60429742
>I'll kill myself before they die.
Same.
>>60430921
But you do you American English too, from Wikipedia don't know how accurate this is:
"A non-exhaustive selection of common British English terms not commonly used in Australian English include (Australian usage in brackets):
>artic/articulated lorry (semi-trailer); >aubergine (eggplant);
>bank holiday (public holiday);
>bedsit (one-bedroom apartment);
>bin lorry (garbage/rubbish truck);
>cagoule (raincoat);
>candy floss (fairy floss);
>cash machine (automatic teller machine/ATM);
>child-minder (babysitter);
>clingfilm (glad wrap/cling-wrap);
>courgette (zucchini);
>crisps (chips/potato chips);
>skive (bludge);
>dungarees (overalls);
>dustbin (garbage/rubbish bin);
>duvet (doona);
>elastoplast/plaster (band-aid);
>estate car (station wagon);
>fairy cake (cupcake/patty cake);
>flannel ((face) washer/wash cloth);
>free phone (toll-free);
>football (soccer);
>high street (main street);
>hoover (vacuum cleaner);
>ice lolly (ice block/icy pole);
>kitchen roll (paper towel);
>lavatory (toilet);
>lorry (truck);
>off-licence (bottle shop);
>pavement (footpath);
>red/green pepper (capsicum);
>pillar box (mail box);
>plimsoll (sandshoe);
>pushchair (pram/stroller);
>saloon (sedan);
>sweets (lollies);
>utility room (laundry);
>Wellington boots (gumboots)."
>>60431834
Tf. I thought those were standard
>>60431565
No
>>60428103
B-but why are you happy for it o.O
