You wake up in your present location in the year 1700. What do?
well, i'd start learning spanish
>>60426698
fuck some abos
My city was founded in 1693, at least I will not live in the jungle.
>>60426766
kek
>new spain
first of all, i'd build a wall
get ravaged by the savage
>>60426698
instant suicide.
Inform the abos that they are not a unified people with a concept of nations so whats coming is not an invasion
>>60426698
Fall off and die since I'm on the 13th floor
>>60426858
you just soured this thread.
lets conquer spanish-netherlands
>>60426698
Gather some pelts.
>>60426698
Play the gaita all day, and then siesta.
Die from starvation
>Bessemer process
>Steam engine
>Trains
>Vaccination
>Antibiotics
>Germ theory of disease
>Prevent scurvy
>>60426698
Unite the Aboriginal People under one flag
>>60426698
>polish commonwealth
NO
>>60426698
Become a well respected tribe leader, sit around eating witchetty grubs and playing didgeridoo for 70 years and then tell Captain Cook to just kill us all famalam, it's for the best.
Invent wahabism to fuel turkey's engine of war.
>>60427117
Brebare to speak bolish Litwin xD
>>60427087
good luck speakin those 1000 different languages or whatever the fuck
>>60427137
Wahabism was made to do the opposite of that though
kill roaches
>>60426698
Poles get out!
Only 7 years till the union!
>>60426698
>wake up in a overgrown valley or a field
>walk west for 10 minutes
>get in what was my town in 1700.
>dunno what next
>>60427388
Become a farmer.
>wake up in the jungle
suicide is my best option since its always civil war in 1700's in my country
>>60426975
gajde*
maybe my asshole was being fucked by chinese shitttttt
>>60427159
Everybody is fluent in the same language.
>make bow, arrows, housing, etc.
>one man colony.jpg
Drinkin and fightin I guess. Probably not even that bad.
>>60427403
ehh ill probably steal a sword or something and run away to become an adventurer
>>60426698
How did china lose all that territory to the ruskies
>>60427508
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Manchuria
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Aigun
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_of_Peking
>California
>New Spain
The first Spanish establishment won't exist in today's American California until 69 years from now.
Hell, the first Spanish settlement in Baja California only began in 1690.
As for what I'd do, I'd learn Tongva and few other local languages and write down as much as I can about their cultures on clay tablets and then bury those tablets in multiple locations throughout California.
This is assuming I don't get killed or starve to death in what's essentially a stone age land.
Dallas, TX here... so I'd probably get scalped.
>washington
I'm pretty sure I'm about a hundred miles from suquamish land so if I can make it there through untamed wilderness I should be ok
>>60427554
You could probably find some French fur traders if you kept on an eastern path
Work so hard for make rice.
And Wtf Ottoman Empire was so big.
>>60426698
Go to war with all of Swedens neighbours but win this time thanks to my medical knowledge.
>>60426698
Prepare myself to fight for a french king or an austrian one
>>60426698
>Hawaii
Considering im not even on the map,i guess im ded.
Teach Poles how to make steam engines.
Industrial revolution would happen here first.
Die, because I can't speak Māori.
drink a lot and screw hot chicks
Be conscripted and enjoy many military victories for the next few years in the Great Northern War.
TIME FOR WAR
>>60426698
Run from the moose limbs and offer my boipucci to the Portuguese
get eaten by maoris? idk i can speak a very small amount of maori so I might be ok, and I pretty much know their customs etc, but this was only 50 years after europe even knew this place existed and i dont think they'd landed here.
where I live is like a 10 minute walk from a massive ancient maori fortification, so if I don't die straight away it would be great to see what it looked like then
>you now remember the Yucatan peninsula being rejected by both the US and england when they wanted out of mexico
lel
Do colonist things I guess
Plant corn? Spread Christianity to natives? We were kind of on the fringe of the colonies back then so maybe die of amoebic dysentery
I'll probably fight swedes.
Stab any Danes I meet on my way.
MUH FURS
>>60426698
Go to Armenia and join he Thonraki sect.
PRODS OUT
>>60429578
Shit, I forgot I'm in Spain
>>60426698
Liberate Swede and Turks
austrians everywhere, time to rebel soon
>>60428151
>implying a Pole knows anything more than how to use a plunger.
Acquire exploring party. Enslave natives.
Kill seminoles with my spaniard brothers.
>>60426698
>tfw living in pirate town built in Spanish territory
>ottoman empire
I would probably kill myself
>>60426698
Enjoy industrial decline XDDDDD
>>60429836
In a few years you'll get wrecked by based Jackson
>>60426698
Could be worse
fugg im in assburg clay now :DD
>>60426698
>What do?
Die, of course. The town i live in was founded in 1975 and there was nothing nothing but empty tundra hundreds of miles around it in the 18th century in that place.
>>60430158
Hello Austrian citizen :D
Would you be interested in a stable job in His Majestys imperial forces? Go and meet exotic people from all over the islamic world and shoot at them!
h-heja sverige
Dick knows.
probably grow some potatoes unless I'm from a rich family
>>60426698
Well my city is just a small town of 6,000 people. We are pretty irrelevant until the industrial revolution.
>>60430219
im gonna hide in the alps drinking beer and eating polenta ;D
>>60426698
The Ottoman Empire was massive. Turks are so fucking alpha.
>>60426698
walk around with a fucking saber
>>60429765
You went full retard.
Western Canada
>get lost in the wilderness
>get mauled by bears
>get attacked by natives
>freeze to death
>>60426698
>Canada
That's fine I guess.
>>60426987
>>Prevent scurvy
limey fuck
>>60426698
I still live in the Electorate of Saxony, and not just that, but in its golden days before the Seven Years' War. So I guess it's OK.
Also, Poland basically belongs to us now, with our Elector being the King of Poland.
Migrate to canada colony
>>60426698
Do whatever I can to convince as much of Europe as possible, that every single non-white needs to be hunted down and killed.
>>60426698
1 year before a 12 year civil war with every nation in Europe meddling in it
Go to Florida and buy a qt slave to cuddle with.
JUST VETO MY SHIT UP
GET READY FOR WAR OF COURSE!
>>60426698
kurwa ja nie mowę po polsku
>>60426698
Be happy because I'm about to experience the British Empire at it's highest.
>>60431015
>British empire at it's highest.
You're around 220 years early lad.
>>60430875
A war with a lose/lose scenario and everything down from there.
wew lad
You can choose any place in the world at this point. So get out of that war ridden ultra catholic country while you have the chance.
'Colonia do Sacramento' is where I live. I live in the 'Real de San Carlos' zone though, which was a camp made by the Spanish to later assault the town's fortress. So maybe talk with the Spanish and tell them how to not fuck up the empire jej
>>60426698
Pray I guess?
>>60430968
bretty gud
you get the seal of 5th collumn
Move to some backwater village so I can speak Lithuanian with my fellow white brethren.
If I remained in Vilnius I'd be forced to learn Polish.
I'll go to the public bath near my house!
Almost all public bathes in Japan were mixed-bathing in the era of Tokugawa's.
>>60434193
it was good culture. we should start it again.
Die of tuberculosis
Move to England prolly
>>60426698
move to japan and become hitokiri battosai :DDDDD
I start planting tobacco
>>60434756
Merchant GTFO
Try not to get eaten.
Also, I never realised that Russia stretched to the pacific by 1700. That's pretty interesting.
>>60434290
Thanks to the fucking shit westerner's culture, there are seldom, if any , public mixed-bathes in Japan now.
but I know a few……
Literally kill my self. This location was absolutely nothing until 1960.
>>60426698
Run to the french colonial borders as fast as possible.
Camp out at the Mississippi settlements
Become fur trader
>Wake up
>People don't understand modern french
>Be forced to move to Paris so that people can at least understand me
>Cry
>>60426698
make succesful rebellion against t*rks in trabzon and impale every single turk like dracula
fyfan :D i would become a famous puuk juncker
>>60434972
any whore baths ?
Head east before the Dakota or Ojibwe kill me.
>>60426698
>Starving and fighting off ruskies so bättrefolk can dine and relax
Livin' a dream
>wake up
>people can't understand my gayass french, only the good ol' French
>cry
>>60435133
This
Fuck no, I'll take the opportunity to learn Occitan and stay, I'm pretty sure Paris was even worse than today even with less brown guys
>>60435901
>not moving to New France
>>60426698
Probably become a monk. That's the safest way for someone with exclusively modern skills to survive in society back then.
>>60436015
I don't want my family to be oppressed by filthy Anglos later
>>60426698
I'm in the heart of Indian territory, so I'm running to Pennsylvania as fast as my feet can take me before I piss off the natives.
>>60436108
THEN FIGHT THE ETERNAL ANGLOS
>>60426698
Prepare my anus for a Germany consisting of hundreds of different states with hundreds of currencies, dialects (although at that point back, thy might as well classify as languages) and even time zones where I can't travel anywhere freely and don't have the chance to become anything because feudalism. And after realising that, I'll kill myself.
>>60436363
And yes, even on a map this small of a size there are still countries so minuscule that they're not depicted. (the white spots)
>>60435899
Consider yourself lucky, I don't even know where I had to go for people to at least understand me.
>>60426698
Buy New York, make it rich and change te name to New Amsterdam. Besides that I would like to settle in South-Africa with some Dutch girls and increase the population.
I have no idea
Probably quietly invest in companies or ideas I know will do well. Warn my kids about the incoming war for independence and just try to enjoy life without technology, which would be very very hard for me.
I'd be the world's premiere chemist though, so that's neat.
>>60436494
Hopefully you live in New England, then. Otherwise have fun being fucked by the Natives.
>>60436556
Yes, I live in eastern Massachusetts.
>>60426698
time to eat treebark and sit in a ants nest
I fall down 4 stories into a tree in the middle of the woods
>>60426698
Independent Tibet when?
assuming the abos dont immediately kill me i would at least teach them how to make bows.
Walk down to NYC and live there because the town I live in currently was a French Huguenot settlement and still was mostly that back in 1700, and I'm a Catholic with poor French so they would probably hate me. its just a 7 hour walk not bad 2bh
There is nothing but sand here fugg :DD
>>60426698
>istanbul
i dunno.
probably walk a couple of hours to get to bosphorus, since the place i live isnt going to be settled for a long time.Find a job, i know how to write in latin, so if i can find my way into the palace i can be a diplomat or something
>>60437095
probably this
>>60429578
>>60429606
>>60426698
>go to emperor
>say I'm a genius, demonstrate some shit like speaking English and solving square equation
>became a noble scientist
>fuck peasant qts
>>60427549
California had been Spanish since late 1500, with Felipe II.
>>60427117
>not wanting to be a part of BOLAND (also featuring lithuania) COMMONWEALTH
>>60436473
>buy New York
thats not really possible I don't understand what you even mean by this.
>Go up to city ruler
>Tell him to continue with good policies with Istanbul allowing us to continue on paying taxes directly without collectors
>Allocate more taxes into buying more weaponry
>Help improve agriculture and fortifications locations
>Kill all bedouins
>Move upwards and make an alliance with lebs
>Improve southern protection against Egypt by destroying all roads
>Ally with France
>Introduce free market system, and stop feudality
>Increase forests in favor of more ship making
>Fuck up Ottomans when strong enough with French backing.
>>60437554
He's refering to the Europeans buying Manhattan from the Natives for 60 guilders
Brush up on my French, learn Ojibway, start fur trading, and hope I don't get scalped. Then go on many forest adventures and probably die horribly.
POLSKA POLSKA PLC PLC PLC POLSKA
>>60437755
This is why we hate you backstabber ayyraps
>>60437755
Some never learn
>>60437755
>be Arab ruler in 1700
>some random faggot just bursts into your palace speaking some weird dialect of Arabic you've never heard before
>tries telling you what to do like he owns the place
>get angry, have him executed
>Allah is pleased
Lucky Euros in this thread crying about how nobody speaks the modern version of their language. Meanwhile New Worlders have to worry about getting scalped by natives, bludgeoned by Abbos, or just dying of exposure because our current location won't be settled for 100+ years.
>>60437770
this was over a century after that, New York was already solidly American by this time and had developed its values and culture by this point
Fuck with the queen so that our retarded king can have a heir to the throne
>>60426698
migrate to america, convincing my whole village to come with me, and establish a turkish town there
>Pray that the mountain I live on had a donkey trail at that time.
>Make my way down to town
>Find some English dudes and ask for work
>Work on a boat for the rest of my life
>>60438214
R A R E
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>>60426698
>town settled by the dutch in 1678
>go there
>they think I'm some sort of devil because of my clothing
>also speaking English
>double hated
I'm a dead man.
>>60426698
marry beautiful girl from balkanlar
>>60426766
Hi fellow curitibano
>>60438300
I take a break for two weeks and now I'm getting RARE'd, great.
>>60438025
Wait nvm this is wrong I mixed up years, its still too late to purchase Manhattan again
>>60426698
>bantu people
I guess the Africans were Kings of Bantz in the year 1700?
Fish and loose my teeth from vitamin C deficiency
Move to Spain
>>60437856
>>60437863
>imblying Ottomans were worth being under their rule after 1700
>>60437866
I said it because it already did happen, and I just pointed out the advices that I will give to substitute the errors they made. By allying with France instead of Russia, and by unifying my region and Galilee instead of having inner war amidst trying to seize power from ottomans. Also to get more weapons and better fortifications.
do whatever new yorkers did back then
>>60437196
this, if I keep all my knowledge: become some Platon-esque private teacher for the prince of prussia and create the german reich 500 years earlier.
if not, settle in 13 colonys and be a good guy slave owner, fuck black biotches but thread my slaves good. Educate them so they are used in the administration of plantages all over north america and use this influence to make german the official language in the colonies. Use my frnech to hon hon with the slavetrader
any more maps like this? preferably of 1800/900?
Go to war and die, probably.
walk west for twenty minutes until I get to the city walls, find a brewery, convince him to let me be his apprentice, invent the thermometer and hydrometer, kickstart the industrial revolution; brewers edition and dominate the world with my knowledge of germ theory, thermodynamics and electronics using the capitol from my superior beer.
June is the rice-planting season..
kill t*rks
REMOVE KEBAB
>>60439176
>create Germany in 1700
>make Germany official language in all the colonies
These are both very impossible and the way you would do it wouldn't even work.
>>60426698
I'm in New York in what was a small farming village in the woods settled by the Dutch. So I thank God the only brown people are the savages that live separately to the east. I'd probably head to Manhattan to look for work besides farming.
>>60439542
u mean let your wife get fucked by kebab while u walk around the house with ur shoes on ur hands?
>white area
Would spread my white spanish and portuguese genes among the biggest amount of natives girls I cound find.
>>60439845
>think my city is pretty old
>it's also part of "Canada" on the map
>tfw it won't get settled for another 100 years
o-oh...
guess i'll just wander around and hope to find some iroquois or pioneers or something...
>>60439928
>folk memory
>meaning the serb peoplestalked about getting cucked for centuries
what are you trying to imply here except that your ""nation" was and is illiterate?
>>60440020
Actually yes since we were under Ottomans not a lot of people were literate
>>60440093
thus folk memory was all you got, get my point?
>>60426698
Go to Nizhnij Novgorod. I'll try to be a delivery boy for some merchant. Then trying to grow up in this career.
>>60426698
Get trampled by 4 million buffalo and then have my corpse scalped and used for medicinal purposes by the local Natives
>>60426698
Make insane amounts of money
The netherlands was pretty much king of the hill 1600-1700
>>60439845
While you guys were under Hungarians for almost 1 millennium
>cicilized america
Thank god.
I would introduce electricity and circutry to the world, because that's about the only shit I know.
Also start the anime/otaku boom ASAP so this cgi phase would pass earlier
I will appear exactly on a tower of the city walls.
If I survive the witch hunt I will live as a theater director copying nowdays music and films.
Probably outside of Spain because there is some nasty wars about that time because the king couldnt put benis in bagina, fug :D
Single-handedly unite the majority of America into a gigantic federation, drive out those fucking imperialists, and conquer the rest of the world because I have a basic understanding of steam engines.
Or more likely get killed by some bear.
>>60441334
Glass, pls. Your wife's son is dead.
obey our manchu overlords
>>60429606
>>60429578
kek
Join the army and fight glorious wars
>>60441971
INDEPENTENT FINLAN! RRREEE!
>>60442019
Ingria will never be Russian, just give up.
>>60442163
Oh you :3
>>60426698
Laugh because Sweden is a big black cock.
Walk 15km to the nearest town (which is now the old decayed downtown of São Paulo), hopefully enslave some qt native girls.
>>60426812
except you are an aborigen american indio...you would not exist in 1700, my fatty retard friend.
>>60428151
Do you know anything else than stealing or cleaning toilets?
>>60426698
we wuzz a empire and shieeeeeeeeeeeet :(
>>60428883
1700 norwegians = danes
You people were invented in the 1800s
>on 3rd floor of my house
>house was built in 1850s
probably fall to my death then lol
>>60426698
Live on a comfy af farm with my Acadian bros, get drunk and party all the time, never have to deal with disease, war, or famine until the eternal anglo comes to ruin everything in a few decades
>>60442911
Can i build a trade house for trading there? :3
t. Novgorodian merchant
>>60442911
Think twice btw. I can do some great vodka :l
Also, do you have some metal, any kind?
>>60426698
move 1200 miles north and start bitching about this fucking king and all his taxes. start merica a few decades earlier
Ok, i'm in the jungle now
>>60426698
Before the conquest by napoleon, the citystate of cologne was basically still stuck in the 15th century, had a guild system and all that stuff.
I guess I either end up as a beggar or at the gallows after despairing about the archaic dialect that is today only spoken for ceremonial purposes.
Also the people were fanatically catholic, so besides the gorgeous architecture Ill be able to witness bizarre practizes of boneworship.
>>60426698
complain that indios are stealing my cattle and smuggle goods to the brits
>>60443168
Maybe you get adopted by indios...
>>60426698
Get scalped, probably.
>>60428151
you need good iron for the second one, something not common in continental europe
Speed up some things desu
>>60435901
>>60435133
when and how did french become universal
was it napoopan
get scalped I guess
>>60426698
introduce the natives to islam, teach them the ways of Allah
>4th floor
fall to my death
>>60444338
>35th floor
Fall into the uninhabited forest
>realize theres no porn
>no 4 chan
>no sports or any other entertainment
>an hero
>>60444456
>not taking native qts as your bride and making babies with them
try to find great great great gramps
>>60426698
>wake up in the middle of amazonia
>die
>>60426698
Desperately try to stop the darien scheme and maintain a saorstat na h-alba
I'd be a fucking peasant.
>>60430465
Wait patiently for the spanish to get to San Francisco and civilize me
Go meet the king, try to recreate and instigate as many inventions as possible, pass on as much of nowadays' common knowledge as I can; create the first fleet of air balloon, gatling guns, steam powered cars, tanks, planes.
Claim for France the rest of the US from California to Alaska, and Australia.
Try to improve France's standing in the Spanish war to avoid losing Canada.
Start the unification of the German states and the creation of Germany.
Offer an alliance to colonize and share the rest of the world.
