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fuck normies edition
I think my job is really good but as soon as weekend starts I get all angry because I don't have as much free time as I'd like anymore.
>>60423296
*kisses u on the forehead*
gudnight
cut my life into pieces
>>60423320
thanks u too mexi-chan see u tomorrow!
What do nonwhites have against mayonnaise?
someday...
>>60423301
ok?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!!!!???
Haven't read Tomoko Adventures in a long time. Felt like nothing could top Kii-chan catching Tomoko bowing to her "boyfriend". I miss Kii-chan.
>2 memes early
>>60423353
this manga is painful to read
wish i had a gf
>>60423338
Nothing. We use them in sandwiches (and on okonomiyaki), where they belong .
>>60423353
i feel bad asking this but what did the bowing signify exactly ? not extremely familiar jap customs
>>60423389
it meant she was apologising to him. it shows humility as youre literally putting yourself below them.
>>60423404
okay. awesome. that's what i figured.
who /dirtysprite/ here
>>60423417
yeah and it made your one very suspicious since why would she apologise if he was her girlfriend
really starting to like this zootopia movie
>ywn cull a rebellion on the other side of the globe with your other bro world powers
>really starting to like this zootopia movie
>>60423488
me in the blue sweater with the cap
Why are Canadians so cute :3
>>60423493
Why do people who've never smoked cigarettes start vaping?
How do you say "a fucking leaf" in Spanish?
>>60423457
He who consorts with beasts
>>60423525
why do people who've never vaped smoke cigarettes?
>>60423542
una puta hoja
>>60423524
not quite sure
it's probably because of the cold
>>60423559
owned
>>60423542
Una puta hoja
>>60423525
EL CLUB PIOLO!!!
>>60423542
Una pinche hoja
or
Una puta hoja
>>60423457
what do u think about the bunny
>>60423603
I want to fuck that bunny
>>60423603
it's a cute bunny but i don't want to have any sexual relations with that animal
>>60423563
rip cum
>>60423624
its a meme you dil
Who else here works for the government? I got a job with the census for the next couple months.
>>60423655
memes become real faster than you think anon
STANDING, ON THE EDGE
>be american
>get caged
>>60423664
I told the census lady I'm not filling it out. She said I had to and she'll be back in a month. I will have moved by then LOL
fuck the government desu
>>60423519
Me too. Hi
>your man
>>60423664
Soon I will be with the secret service hopefully.
I have zoophobia because I believe animals only pretend to be retarded and actually rule he
>>60423728
kek
>>60423744
>I told the census lady I'm not filling it out
I hope for your sake you didn't give her your name otherwise she'll be filling out a refusal form and submitting it to the RCMP.
>>60423770
Hey Jagpal you gonna stream a movie
>>60423696
OF THE CRATOR
>>60423728
youze be sayin we wuz cucks n shit?
>>60423664
I do, out of fear of my identity being discovered by coworkers since I have so few I won't say with what branch. But I will say government benefits are quite nice.
Hello
>>60423782
I didn't give it to her, she may have it somehow though but I'll be on the other side of the province as of July 1st so I'm not worried about it. My family has never filled it out and they never got in trouble.
WEEEEELLLLLLLLLL
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
lewd
Thinking about taking a job in Taiwan tbqh
My Mandarin is 3/10 AT BEST tho
pls help, wat do
the job is in the tourism industry
>>60423857
fuck off retard
>>60423832
I'm coming for your information faggot
>mom is wearing one of those grandmother night dress things
what the fuck
a cute
>>60423865
youll be working with anglophones yes? so just speak english at work and practice your chink at home. youll be good at chink in no time
>>60423882
a doll
>>60423901
a CUTE doll
>>60423882
>blue hair
disgusting
anyone who isnt a foreigner in anime with hair other than black is silly imo
>>60423896
Would probably be working with Taiwanese people, but they would obviously be able to speak English.
It would be a good environment to work on my Chinese, and like you said, I could practice it at home as well.
>>60423876
he's right, nobody has a favourite baltic nation except for maybe the finns
I had a dream that I was shot during a robbery and no one came to my funeral besides my mom and sister. I was given a second chance at life by the spirit who was guiding my soul to the afterlife because of how pathetic I was and in my second life I became alpha and lived a long and prosperous life. was pretty sad when I woke up desu
>>60423935
what work would it be exactly?
>>60423925
not even top 4
>>60423950
reminds me a bit of the movie "colorful"
great film it was
>be american
>dream about getting shot
lads theyre making a watamote anime wahey
>>60423950
>I had a dream that I was shot during a robbery and no one came to my funeral
Ok enough of this
>>60423962
A mix of hotel reception, and event-coordinating.
Taking people on bar-crawls, and things like that.
I do have experience doing that, but it is weird to think about how it might be in Taiwan compared to here.
wait wtf someone please explain
what is she graduating from? she's only 16
why don't mexicans wipe their poo
>>60424025
well, you know your job better than me, so just make sure you know the vocabulary to do with that in mandarin also. other than that, just practice your canadian while youre there.
my fucking older sister just walked in on me jerking off
24 fucking years of not getting caught and i ruined it
>>60424054
mexican plumbing is so bad they cant put toilet paper in the toilet
>>60424067
havent been caught in the act yet
my mams found porn history a couple times but no cock out.
>>60424067
go apologize right now you beast
>>60424067
did you cum
why americans don't wipe their cunthole?
>>60424067
wait a few minutes then go to her room and hear her moaning your name while masturbating
then walk in and it will be just like you chinese art panels
You must know
Who the hell is an Apple?
>>60424067
you fucked her right? or at least looked into her eyes and finished, right?
>>60424105
what, he'll graduate from high school at 16?
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THID
>>60424067
>not asking her to give you a hand
faggot
WHATS GOING ON
>>60424127
>c-can y-you give me a
*squirt*
>hehe
literally what wouldve happened
>>60424087
why should i apologize she couldnt knock
>>60424094
no i fucking put my dick away and yelled at her
>>60424067
ruined your relationship tbqh
this memory will haunt you for the rest of your life
what the fuck kazakhstan
would you /cum/, or are you a low test lil boi?
>>60424307
by late 20's she's going to have joint problems in her knees and have difficulty walking
>>60424307
She's too fat sorry.
шill sнё gэт a ьғ /cuм/????????
>>60424307
dude...
>start hanging out with girl I sort of like
>get to know each other better
>start to like her even more
>was at her apartment today
>wicca shit everywhere so I ask about it
>she practices wicca
is this a deal breaker? she's p. cute and there is literally nothing else wrong with her. I'm a catholic so I dunno
>>60423696
Stray
>>60424382
convert her to norse paganisn
>>60424382
I don't know anything about hippy stuff. Depends how much she's into it. Look up some forums where those types gather and try to get their opinions on normal day stuff.
She could just think the idea and style of pagan things are cool.
>>60424430
wicca isnt paganism. wicca is a load of bollocks made up by some hippy faggots in the 50s. they dance around naked and pray to some moon goddess or something
fuck wiccans they give pagans a bad name
t. pagan
I am the master of disguise
>>60424466
>t. pagan
>still no bf
this manga makes me want to kill myself more and more
I wish mexicans would stop spying on me
>>60424484
got a problem?
>LA suburbs burning
think im going to go to bed and read lads
>>60424527
a yearly tradition that never fails to disappoint
>fox actually apologized for the xmen poster with Jennifer lawrence being choked because of complaints that it encourages violence against women
What a fucking world we live in. It's a god damn super hero film, if you don't like violence then stop going to watch the fucking movies, jesus christ
hElLo hello helloo.... is there aNyBoDy iN there... just nod if you can hear me... is there anyone at home?!
>>60424060
Yeah, I think I am ok with grammar and everything to develop some vocabulary and be just fine.
I feel more uncomfortable about what the cultural and social differences might be, and I've never been to an Asian country.
gbye 2 all da ppl who h8ed on me....
>>60423603
I'm afraid for what the character rig looks like without the fur effects in a default preview window
>>60424592
*nods*
>>60424610
youre in one right now retard
>>60424631
not really
there are filipinos here, but not all that many other asians
>>60424592
no solicitation
>>60424550
spooky anime
>>60424645
ok zhang
>>60424550
what are you going to read? Also I think you mean buds not lads
>>60424678
me irl
>>60424521
*spies you*
i thought anime is supposed to be an escape
just making me more depressed
>>60424697
same
>>60424694
reading this atm
https://www.amazon.ca/Three-Battles-Wanat-Other-Stories/dp/0802124119
it's ok bud
Tomorrow is my first full day of work since graduating. Excited but nervous desu
lewd
>>60424720
war history is always bretty cool desu
>>60424737
what's your job?
>>60424737
what did you study anon
where are you working
>war history is always bretty cool desu
When was the last time /cum/ put some genitals into her mouth and just went ham
me irl
>>60424757
Biological science technician. I'm a wildlife tech so I monitor species performance, reproductive success, habitats, conduct field surveys, etc. Exactly the kind of job I wanted desu.
>>60424760
Biology and Chemistry dual degree. I'm a federal employee
>>60424864
>reproductive success
I see. How has your own reproductive success been going?
>>60424864
Good luck, I'm currently in school for a similar field.
>>60424864
grats famiglia do good for those of us who couldnt follow the dream
>>60423384
Walk on jap
>>60424737
CUTE ANIME GIRLS!
>mfw trying to create a country version of those Touhou character sorting games but the form didn't submit when I filled out HUNDREDS of fucking countries
This is FUCKING BULLSHIT
>>60424890
>How has your own reproductive success been going?
Absolutely horrible desu
>>60424893
I actually enjoyed my classes a lot looking back, even if that wasn't the case while I was taking some of them.
>>60424916
ty anon, I sure will
>>60424503
Did you really expect anything different?
>>60424956
Thanks for reminding me I need to watch this weeks witches senpai
>>60424984
no
still makes me sad
>>60424958
>implying people would have gone through the thousands of choices just to sort countries
>>60424982
Classes are alight, I'm doing Forest Tech so I'm guessing it's not quite as entertaining as animal behavior and such.
>>60423930
She's technically a clone of Gendo's dead wife, so there's no reason she couldn't be engineered to have blue hair.
>>60424996
I love it, it's such a comfy slice of life show. 10/10 pure kino.
>>60425048
fuck off weeb
>>60425033
I also divided them up into optional continents because I knew that would happen, which made the work on it ten times more difficult.
Fucking hell I'm mad.
>>60425054
>only weebs have seen evangelion
>>60425080
t. weeb
>>60424956
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60425080
Honestly, it's not that bad. It's full of pseudophilosophical nonsense, but the robot fights are ace.
>>60425136
woops, meant that for this faggot
>>60425099
>>60425136
is it worth it if i dont like robot fights
>>60425033
Sounds cool. I took a forestry class as an elective, It was pretty fun.
>>60425051
Agree desu
>>60425152
That depends on how much you like whiny teenagers crying alone on empty trains.
>It's full of pseudophilosophical nonsense, but the robot fights are ace.
>>60425181
i watched two episodes and got sick of it. only reason i bothered was because i saw a webm of that scene where the penguin takes the towel off that redhead girl
>>60425206
me on the right
>>60425206
Are you guys telling me you don't like giant robot fights anon?
>>60425206
Me looking blazed af
>>60425258
yes i am
i am addicted to going poop!!
Gonna spend my free summer looking for bitchy WASP girls at the beach
why is cum so based
>>60425319
haha
>>60425206
You're so full of shit, please attempt to describe the message of that anime.
please respond
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410944
>>60425290
Brits or American?
>>60425334
American of course, Brits are too stupid to realize there's anything up north other than Barcelona and Bilbao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s
mecha is the best genre of anime
>semiconductor physics final in 12 hours
>didn't attend a single lecture the whole qtr
>>60425442
no
whats its face flipping em whats it called code gay ass was ok but it actually had a decent plot and wasnt gay like evangerion looks from what i saw
>>60425365
Have fun and use protection.
Where should I build my secret base?
My dad literally told me it's ok to fuck prostitutes as a way of learning how to please my future wife
>>60425490
>Evangelion went miles above his head
can canadians beat off to tomoko
>>60425504
My dad just told me it's ok to fuck you as a way of learning how to please my future wife
>>60425501
Oklahoma or Nebraska
>>60423284
Speaking of which, I can hear the roomies fucking again right now
Can't believe some dindu from DC is our new Miss America
>>60425442
extremely underrated show
>>60425501
albania, theyre already made for you.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunkers_in_Albania
>>60425523
i never watched it past episode two
>>60425524
I've done it before I can do it again.
>>60425562
You can't?
>>60425504
sounds like a mexican thing to do
>>60425562
Is it Becky with the good hair?
>>60425531
fag
>>60425326
Learning to love yourself so you can love others
Its literally all written out to you in the final episode
In love with a 17 year old, and she's in love with me but im 21. Not sure how i feel about this. We click really well but the age is the problem. I have not done anything with her and don't plan on it.
Why did life have to be so cruel. Just 3 more months.
thats a big cat
>>60425522
i wonder if this is where normalfags and normies comes from.
>>60425594
>Evangelion is shit
>I know because I didnt even watch 1 /14 of the series
>>60425618
>3 months
have some patience retard. if she loves you truly she can wait a bit.
>>60425620
All I do nowadays: ATV in the dunes and hunt
>>60425623
>i wonder if this is where normalfags and normies comes from.
yada... MO YADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60425636
>some irritating pedo woman
>dude robots lmao
>that fucking shota that wont stop crying
please tell me why i should continue
>>60425661
i dont get it.
>>60425595
I may be the one in Dallas, but you're the real cowboy. You're a badass masturbating outlaw.
>>60425668
because all you've watched is an introduction of the characters and setting, you fucking idiot
>>60425656
sounds like the dream to me
NNB>Eva
>>60425524
i really really like this gif
i probably could to some watamote hentai
it would have to be masturbation to fit with the depressing theme of the manga however.
>>60425692
kys
>>60425640
That's the plan. Ive known her for 10 years. We've been a secret for 2 years. Got her flowers before.
It's just so frustrating. I can't kiss her or touch her in any way. Most i can do is hug her to say hello.
Age laws a shit.
No idea what to do with my life.
I'm thinking about maybe getting some certification to be a librarian. I like reading a lot, and feel like it might be a good career.
Thoughts anyone?
>>60425680
then introduce them more interestingly jesus. watching chinky toons shouldnt be a chore.
>>60425687
rude
>>60425724
being a librarian seems so fucking comfy desu
Where's the love for Macross 7?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEtKlsgo3QE
>>60425692
According to MAL Non Non is an 8.1/10 and NGE is an 8.3/10
>>60425747
Only ever watched Frontier and thought it was pretty good.
I've been meaning to watch more Macross series but don't know where to start.
>>60425703
Do you want her to dominate you with her rinnegan?
>>60425724
Working in the cities archive would be comfy imo, because it connects several things I like. Silence, history at least a little change from time to time and it's not that far away.
But the classical archiv dies and I don't think you could make a lot of money.
>>60425724
Follow your instinct. Mine told me to get a job under my uncle when i was unemployed. I was making $200 a week working full time. 7 months passed and here i am making 4k a monthafter working my ass off.
Follow your light Anon
>>60425753
>According to MAL
>>60425785
i want to dominate her and then cuddle her
>>60425615
better give me a kiss bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWLDhJ6mjQ
birds are disgusting
>>60425616
That's not really what I meant. I enjoyed the parts where they project or internalize Shinji's personal issues because it adds a bit of consequence to the giant robot fights. But it tries to go beyond that, like the tree of life, Lilith, the Spear of Longinus, all this Judeo-Christian symbolism and weighty themes where they don't belong and where they're not addressed before the show ends. It's incohesive, annoying and obstructive to the parts of the story that actually matter (like the relationship between Shinji and his dad). I think Hideaki Anno wants to be a big sci-fi writer but he doesn't have the chops, and he keep changing the message in every iteration of the show.
>>60425770
>>60425801
it's really just a compilation of what anime viewers score shows as honestly. Though it's only taught me that anime fans have mixed taste, some is fucking atrocious, some good. Most bad though
>>60425833
is it tomokoposting hour
>>60425616
Also, don't hide the fact that there's more than one ending to the show.
>>60425863
It always is
it's real weeb hours who tf up???????????????
>>60425905
>real weeb hours
not even close
Awagna?
͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ hello
>>60425911
>>60425933
what did he mean by this
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
since this is happening
yuri
>>60425988
HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN
>>60426009
so yuri=lesbo anime right
>>60426020
yes
>>60426020
More or less.
Different series have different amounts of smut and/or angst, though for the most part I actually like yuri dramas more when it comes to romance (though that's not saying much since anime and manga"""romance""" is always awful).
What makes you feel like this /cum/?
You're all losers compared to me. You would never be able to defeat me in a showdown. My jutsu would make yours look like a travesty.
>>60426081
literally the only reason i can think of for lesbo anime is smut tb h
>>60426100
Masturbating on drugs
>>60426108
you've only got one sharingan you pussy
>>60426100
you have to be more specific
dead inside or happy?
>>60426108
yeah whatever kid.. all your training is worthless if you can't even catch me...
>>60426100
psychedelics
>>60425850
Just window dressing and parallels to show where it drew inspiration. The main themes and messages are in there since ep1. I forget which episode it was but pretty early on it literally has a character literally telling the audience the definition of the hedgehogs dilemma.
>obstructive to the parts of the story that actually matter (like the relationship between Shinji and his dad).
Could you give an example?
>>60425895
There is one ending to the show. The last two episodes and EoE both carry the same message, but given to you in different ways. EoE is the actual timeline "ending" if thats what youre meaning.
>>60423785
I'm out holidaying without laptop
>>60426020
Don't associate yuri with your Western smut.
It is purity.
Is it correct that eventhough Jeb ended his campaign people could still vote for him and he could become president, or did I misunderstood something?
>>60426157
lol ok ill admit that is funny
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>60426111
That was what originally made me go find some, but to my own surprise it grew on me. There are a few series that have surprised me with how much I liked them, Murcielago is probably my favourite currently running manga (granted it contains a fair amount of sex).
>>60426173
no because you have to be running. people can vote for you but it means nothing.
>>60426118
wanks in the highcourt are always really something
>>60426183
I will never understand why people say this was a good game
>>60423770
So it's not because animals also don't know how to poo in the loo and you can emphasise with that?
>>60426176
Nothing funny about the purest form of love.
does anyone here live in hawaii
>>60426201
I liked the atmosphere and music a lot
the game left a nice impression on me
>>60426194
I see, thanks for clarifying
me on the right
This sneaky son of a bitch just stole all your hamburgers. Are you going to just let him fuck you over like that? Quick, what are you going to do?!
>>60426216
>animals also don't know how to poo in the loo
*spontaneously combusts*
>>60426363
somebody cool this hothead off
>>60426363
*spontaneously robusts*
WHO THE FUCK /UP/?
>>60426458
WEST COAST BEST COAST
Who ENTJ here
>>60426482
South/ far-west = best
>>60426458
*double taps*
Rate
>>60426593
7/10
>>60426100
Receiving critique on models
>>60426593
my waifu is better in all senses
depression is the purest emotion
Wish there were more western games 2bh.
>>60426622
I would tongue punch her fartbox
>>60426645
actual depression, not existential adolescent bs is a state more devoid of emotion so I'd disagree
>>60426676
but theres like...5000 of them
and counting
new
>>60426716
bonne nuit lil boiz.. i aint finna stay awake for this shit...
>>60426726
get in the god damn robot shinji
Fuck Florida
>Hello
>>60426868
I have accepted it
Feels good man
>>60425501
Himitsu kichi
