JUST
>>60405747
AIME
>>60405775
MOI
I want big French dick in boipucci
le monke
>>60405939
You don't have to announce yourself in every thread.
Am I welcome here with you Frenchies? I'm quite fond of your country it's traditions and history.. Oh and how can I forget.. your food. Cheers for croissants, had some this motioning.
What's with the protests mes amis? My French-born father blames socialism as a whole
>>60406064
The UK is my favorite country after France tbf
>>60406064
Of course, as long as you're not perfidious :^)
French are Bros
Elsass was just a bit of banter
C-can I have it back now
>>60405747
Why do French people generally have a low IQ?
>>60406982
Cheers la
>>60406064
I love the UK. I hate your pakis
No. But we'll accept the left coast of the Rhine desu senpai.
>>60407157
>Brit article
>first thing they do is compare to France
This level of obsession is getting unhealthy
>>60407157
Why do the British waste their time comparing themselves to the French?
How pathetic does your shitty little country have to be that the only source of pride you can find is by actually going out and doing studies to tell yourself that you are better than your rival.
For fuck's sake, you beat us in every war that truly mattered, you controlled a third of the planet, your language is the most important in the history of humanity. Why aren't you capable of forgetting about us for even a fucking second? It's pathetic.
>>60407157
Because retired Brits live here, they're lowering our score. Meanwhile a lot of Frenchmen work in the UK, which improves your score.
Des questions ?
hey guys check it out i can pseak french
une pomme
>>60407315
It is kind of weird isn't it?
>>60407271
>I hate your pakis
Don't we all?
>>60407280
It's manufactured into our genes to try and beat you in everything.
AKAJAKSKAKKSJSKSKSKSKSJK c'est l'heure de poster """"""""""toot""""""""""""" alakalajallalslslaksla
>>60407315
>For fuck's sake, you beat us in every war that truly mattered, you controlled a third of the planet, your language is the most important in the history of humanity. Why aren't you capable of forgetting about us for even a fucking second? It's pathetic.
Pajeet London
>>60407409
>>60407315
>you beat us in every war that truly mattered
Honni soit qui mal y pense
>>60407376
Atm, the immigration is probably fucking up all the stats, for both sides
>>60407315
Cocu
>>60407315
>For fuck's sake, you beat us in every war that truly mattered, you controlled a third of the planet, your language is the most important in the history of humanity. Why aren't you capable of forgetting about us for even a fucking second? It's pathetic.
Why are you so eager to run away from the truth? It won't make it go away.
>>60407276
NO
YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE OF OUR CLAY
ALSO L*DWIG XIV WAS LITERALEMENT HITLER
>>60407610
>>60407818
>american revolutionary war
>french victory
>>60407775
It's ok.
Everything will be better once you become French.
>>60407818
brits BTFOed by Eternel France.
>>60405747
some french girls are qt,
>>60407610
>lose the war
>still brags :^)
>>60407956
What's wrong with this monsieur ?
>>60407775
Except for the fact that he won at the end
>>60407956
Is our faith to be rivals for the eternity until mankind is gone?
>>60407775
Ich bin elsässisch und ich liebe Louis XIV um was er hat gemacht uez.
>>60407818
The Coalition Wars should really all be counted as one (which we won).
But I do concede that we did lose a few wars when the country was young and weak.
>>60408334
>by Ed Cumming
>truly a cuk name
>>60408334
>Ed CUM ing
Ycnmtsu
Coalition wars are the epitomes of british strategy : hiding on an island turning the jewish money.
You don't have anything to say lad. Just shut up and eat my relevant dick (biggest EEZ aka colonial rest in the world)
>>60408515
Yeah, cumming in your women.
I'm arriving with my whole family in France.
Get ready amigos!
>>60408619
Are you from Southwark?
>>60408334
>be british and claim not to be obsesesed with France. >see this >when will this meme die Brits are obviously obsesesed with France
>>60408334
It never was "strong", desu
>>60408334
OBSESSED
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11655310/France-is-better-than-Britain-but-were-scared-to-admit-it.html
>>60408334
>VIKING QUALITY GENES
YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT SHIT UP
>>60408673
Welcome :^)
>>60407610
And you have the reading comprehension of a three year old.
Mon ami?
>>60408850
>based Alex Proud cumming on Ed Cumming
>>60408941
MON AMOUR
>>60408808
Excuse me?
>>60408675
No, why? Are there French people there?
>>60408334
>France is economically progressive but in other ways it is years behind Britain
>For instance there would be no question of every woman - as is increasingly the case in britain - saying there were feminist.
>Mfw Brits unironnicaly think they are better because they have more feminists
Thanks for convincing me once again I live in the right side of the Channel
I do love it when we fight the French on here, funny.
>>60407315
Cuck
o
c
u
>>60408076
Lithuabro coming to fight the anglos by our side once again
>>60408919
Better than having the penis of a three year old, like Napoleon did.
>>60409040
Wow you can defeat savages fighting with bundle of sticks and throwing rocks. Impressive!
>>60409103
y u betray me
>>60409040
>Indians, Abos and niggers
What did I just say...
>>60409103
>lying that hard
God, brits, when will you learn
I like France.
>>60409334
>Be Brit
>Spends free time learning about Napoléon
Sounds about right
>>60409384
This meme, we had to fight other European countries of in order to build an empire this big.
>>60409334
I thought he "wasn't French"...
>>60409515
>Complaining about memes when the only thing you've been doing since the start is posting memes
You aren't very bright are you
>>60409515
More like "stealing uninhabited French colonies"
Remember 7YW, pooftahs ?
>>60409467
I wouldn't lie, you can trust me.
>>60409697
>It's that one brit with his endless "average French..." folder again
Every time
>>60409697
I know right
>>60409697
>trusting the eternal anglo
No, bugger off
>>60409863
>>60409697
It's you nigel.
>>60407315
Trying to keep you relevant 'cause us anglos <3 u frogs
>>60409942
Well then if it has come to this
Puff..eww, let's see, I like based Camus, you have an interesting history, weather is nice I guess, so is food.Oh last but not least your girls are turboqt
>>60406064
Yes. Brits are based.
>>60407157
Muslims.
>>60409945
On the internet, we're all Nigel.
France has the best cartoons and the best music
>>60410167
>were the ones the daily mail warned you about
>>60410551
Tell that to the British """""people""""""
>>60410702
why is france so much cooler and better than the uk
>>60409942
French cops :
>>60409936
>Bugger off
Do you Frenchies use more British slang or American?
>>60405747
When will I find a sexy French man to shove his spear into my girlpucci?
>>60410761
because they are french
>>60410761
We have qt politicians.
>>60410702
Somehow, I don't believe that is a serious post.
>>60410777
fug
French cops :
>>60410450
>France has the best cartoons
This
>>60410840
British """cops""" :
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
>>60409942
Revenge
>>60410840
So French cops are like kung fu versions of American cops?
>>60410786
Both, desu
>>60410839
Can't handle some French banters, Tolky ?
>>60410906
Still arrested him though without any violence, don't really see the problem with this.
>>60410840
did he die??
How common are girls like Amélie poulan in France?
>>60410992
Unfortunately, no
>>60410906
>frenchfrogs putting the "special" back into "special forces"
>>60407143
hahahahahaha
no.
>>60411056
h-hills are evil, kid...
>>60406064
Of course, you are always welcome britbro.
>>60411056
>BRI
>""""SPECIAL""""
>Not posting the based GIGN
wew lad
>>60405747
Ma burd is a frog, thanks for not satisfying her, so she had to come for my bbc (big british cock)
>>60411159
>big british cock
or big black cock, it's the same thing
>>60410761
Less inbreding
>>60411159
Good choice lad, they are cute/sophisticated compared to you dumpsters.
Beware of the gold digger tho.
>>60411056
Fucking Brits exporting their rain making our grass slippery n shit
Stop eating all the snails you French fucks. You have contributed nothing to society. FRENCH FRIES ARE BELGIAN.
>>60411489
>ou have contributed nothing to society.
Sometimes I regret my ancestors gave you freedom.
>>60411489
Your words hurt, you know
>>60411489
Parmentier was french.
>>60411552
Why'd you have to go and ruin North America like that
>>60411489
You are the ones who gave them this name tho
Have some rotten cheese to cheer you up
>>60411345
Yep, she outearns me, so she's definitely not that. She is super cute and playful.
And yes, a large about of girls here are the skankiest skanks that ever skanked.
>>60411743
so I will never get my English Catholic gf ?
>>60411294
Perfect healthy family nothing wrong with this...
>>60411894
There are some hidden gems.
>>60411939
It's absolutely alright by British standarts I'll give you that
>>60411894
>English
>Catholic
Good luck.
>>60412098
I'm an English Catholic, but I'm not a gf.
>>60412045
You don't do this over there?!?! I hate France now.
>>60406010
You don't have to announce yourself in every thread
>>60407157
>4 away from Turkey
KEK
>>60412098
Go pray on a mountain with the rest of your Asian friends.
>>60412181
Sorry no, it's hasn't really taken hold here as you can see
>>60412282
>Tfw you're the clear spot in that infested England
>>60412276
>Not praying on a mountain
It's like you don't want God to hear your prayers.
>>60412361
What happens here ?
>>60412459
>Moutains
>In the UK
Well memed
>>60412477
Ironically, dogging.
>>60412144
>I'm a filthy pikey Catholic, but I'm not a gf
ftfy
>>60412549
I'm only 1/4 mick, it's diluted.
>>60412533
Kek
What's your favorite part of the UK ? I was always more attracted by the north because it's less crowded and really more different than France, also muh nature, but wouldn't mind visiting it all
>>60407315
>your language is the most important in the history of humanity.
Dude no. Latin.
Hello, I am appreciating France.
>>60413018
Welcome to the club
>>60412527
Not a meme if we're taking about the UK mate, should've said England.
>Pic related, Ben Nevis, Scotland.
>>60413286
Could you try posting the actual mountain range instead of just the foothills?
>>60413286
Well I was referring to the altitude, 1345 isn't much I don't even have to go the Pyrenees or Alps to find higher in France
Fortunately since you are much further north than the Alps and such your trees stop growing sooner and your mountains look rocky/barren enough when they'd look like huge hills in Europe
Not sure if I'm making myself clear but it isn't supposed to be offensive, Scotland and Wales look dope
>>60412747
The noth is good for nature and a few historic sites/towns that's it imo, tbf I'm unbiased because I'm not true south nor true north. But the south would be nicer to live in I think, but fit visiting It's best just to go everywhere if you can they're both good.
>>60412459
What is this so called god? Do you mean our ever loving master satan?
>>60412459
>not having a cathedral on top of a mountain
>>60405747
god these threads are the fucking worst
i don't have anything against you frogs normally but these threads are just you guys kissing ass you whoever says they like france and flaming whoever says they don't
fucking pathetic
>>60413664
How many hunchbacks??
>>60413711
Like it happens with any other threads tbf, instead of complaining go make what you think is a good thread
>>60413728
Not many, British tourists don't venture here
>>60413809
kek
>>60414092
Got me at the filename
>>60413711
I like France
>>60405747
I prefer Spain
>>60414413
>t. retired
England sucks, their good sucks and their womens are all blacked
>>60405747
hello my french friends
>>60411056
>BRI
They are just policemen with better equipment
>>60407315
Because we're obsessed
>>60414519
Nice maymay friend.
>>60410964
When they don't fail, yea
>>60413711
>flaming
did we just go back in time to 2006 or something
>>60412282
>mfw there's one of them close
>>60415289
You know what must be done.
>>60413170
wanna live in france now
>>60406064
Brits are bro
*Appreciates La Frons*
>>60405831
SALOPE
>>60412747
Southwest is best.
>>60407610
>mfw Brits still banter us about something that happened literally 600 years ago
>>60407157
Frenchmen with 124 IQ here.
Our IQ is low because of the immigration from third world countries.
>>60415782
>Our IQ is low because of the immigration from third world countries.
That's funny ... a lot of people here say the same thing ... I agree with you.
I don't think I could truly hold anything against a nation that has taken so much shit from us and given us so much in return, what, a thousand years?
We're the best of enemies. That makes us more than friends, in a way.
Besides, your girls are bloody lovely and you know how to make a good coffee.
lol all these britcucks thinking they are better than france
""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""" britain
HELLO I AM BURGERPOSTER I LIKE YOUR FOOD ITS VERY GOOD
SINCERELY LOVE
BURGERPOSTER
>>60415782
>low IQ
It is always the fault of others, whitesmen we are perfect (mafia, serial killer, pedophile, corruption, thief, cheat, liar is immigrant)
C'est toujours de la faute des autres, nous les blancs nous sommes parfaits (mafia, tueur en série, pédophile, corruptions, voleur, tricheur, menteur c'est les immigrées)
>>60416045
Christ, it's like that scene from Demolition Man.
>>60406982
>>60407271
This escalated quickly.
>>60407157
>>60407280
>>60407315
>>60415955
This, I feel our nations are connected through our long and deep histories, it's why France is special to me.
>>60416045
>lol all these britcucks thinking they are better than france
It's banter mate, just fighting each other for old times sake, we love the French really.
>>60416255
It was meant to be
>>60411143
I wish you had a bigger military though
>>60415782
Did you read the article? England, the area with the highest amount of immigration by far, had a higher IQ than the near-homogenous Scotland and Ireland. You can blame it on immigrants all you like, but that's simply not the case here. The author of the study has also compared white French to white British specifically, and the Frenchies still score lower on average
>>60417613
>Mass riots in Buckingham
Howling
>>60406064
Croissant isn't really french, but thanks senpai
>>60418709
What is it then?
You have beautiful jets
>>60419097
Austrian i believe
fuck frogs
I love France. I hope to move there soon.
>>60413711
Agreed it's disgusting
>>60417738
Yeah nice propaganda except we actually live around minorities in real life and we know how smart they actually are lmao
>>60416134(you)
>>60419151(you)
>>60419430(you)
i like your enthusiasm anon
Based eternal ally
>>60421316
come on now
my baguette can only get this erect
>>60421383
>nevar baguette
>>60421411
>>60421480
>>60421559
Please replace Hollande with Le Pen
Le Pen/Trump can be the next Reagan/Thatcher
>>60421587
But this bitch is with the catholics and they want to ban my music.
Fuck her
colonialism wasn't so bad after all...
>>60413365
>Goochland
kek nice
>>60413365
>Goochland
nice
Alright it's 5:30 am
Good night folks
I APPRECIATE FRANCE
I APPRECIATE FRANCE
I APPRECIATE FRANCE
I APPRECIATE FRANCE
>>60407315
brilliant use of this proxy anon, next time say english.
