Which union is cooler?
>>60400170
Russia is "cool" af
>>60400240
>Run "Humour.exe"
>Enter input
>Which union is cooler?
>Parameters detected: union, cooler
>Select humour parameter: cooler
>Select sub-parameter: temperature
>Generating humour...
>...
>Output: Russia is "cool" af
"European" union includes countries that aren't in Europe like Poland, Slovakia, Romania, Bulgaria and Cyprus. Eurasian union at least stands up to it's name.
>>60400730
>>Run "Humour.exe"
>unironically using M$ products
>>60400170
Their "union" is a bunch of backwards 2nd and 3rd world countries most people couldn't point to on a map.
Is this even a question?
Poor, warmongering, genocidal, obnoxiously agressive, uncivilized, soulless nation suffering eternal identity crisis(first they stole the Kievan Rus' history, then they defeated and subjugated another important Rus' cultural centre - Novgorod, claimed to be the "Third Rome", then tried to establish themselves as a proper European state copying the Western art and developements, then realizing how multicultural and diverse is their state they came up with """"USSR"""" abandoning their former flag and culture, after it's pathetic fall they are again lost and clueless so they sperg out). Collectivist minded and servile society with no regard to human life. They don't care about their personal wealth, freedom etc as long as Mother Russia and the Tsar is fine. They lack empathy, incapable of establishing a friendly relations on equal terms. Apart from Moscow and St Petersburg and some oil regions Russia is extremely poor and undeveloped - as the Russians are incapable of producing anything sophisticated almost the entire wealth of the country comes from it's natural resources. Except for the art and architecture directly derived either from the Greeks(all the Orthodox architecture they have horribly bastardized, icons) or Westerners(these fancy palaces in St. Petersburg) they barely have contributed to the culture at all. Considering a very large population their scientific contribution is utterly underwhelming, vastly inferior compared to the Western Slavs. Entire society is subjected to brainwashing propaganda blaming the Americans for everything, making them praise their Tsar Putin and support all the vicious acts of violence and terror. They can't even into geopolitics - Russia still pretends it's 19th century and the best way for the state to succeed is to be egoistic, xenophobic, expansive, imperialistic, overly-nationalistic and authoritarian. Russia is the true cancer of humanity and I sincerely hope it breaks apart as soon as possible.
none of them are cool tbqhwy
>>60400732
russssssssssssssiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And that's the clue. Russia is merely a banana republic, relying on nothing but gas and oil. 140 million nation reduced to the role of extracting the natural resources. And where all the oil money goes? Potyomkin villages, Sochi olympics, Mundial - events which are supposed to build a fake image of wealthy and developed country that Russia certainly isn't. And of course - military power, in order to threaten and invade defiant neighbours and force them to stay in it's sphere of influence - because the soft power of Russia makes the every sane nation in the world to want to be as far as possible of it and it's ingenious ideas like communism. Several years of oil bull market should have made you to invest in other branches, diversify your economy, as the transformation from the soviet model would be less painful. Yet, all the money went to waste. I think someone already linked here an article about a Swedish manager from Volvo who was hired by Lada in Tagliatti. The man couldn't believe that in 21st century an automobile manufacturer is administrated like some kolkhoz. And I wouldn't be surprised if that's a prevailing pattern in most of the Russian companies. And that's a main problem for Russia and Russians. They can't properly address their own issues: anachronistic economy, troubled public health care and addictions(krokodil, opiates), surging rates of AIDS but simultaneously they attempt to impose their dominance (and their sick vision of the world), not being able to accept the fact that the other people want to live normally - "doesn't matter if it's ridiculous, what matter is our supremacy". Why all the former countries of "people's democracy" as soon as they had the chance to break the soviet chains fled under the NATO protection and tied themselves with the West? Because they know what Russian domination really means - and they've had enough.
>>60400940
This. I mean who even gives a fuck where Lithuania and Romania are.
>>60400730
Pretty sure it's called humor without the u you spastic
>>60401045
its a serb going all in for RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAA episode
>>60401220
just another kremlinbot
>>60400730
kek
>>60400170
I wonder which one, Poland, fucking Poorland fucking Poo poo pee peeland is richer than any of the """countries""" (more like shitholes lmfao) in this "Eurasian Union"
>>60400170
>Led by East Slavs
>"Eurasian" Union
>>60401220
I bet you can't show Latvia on the map
>>60400240
>>60400730
This makes me feel bad for Germans.
>>60401045
muh rossiyski slava orthodox brothahood
>>60401374
NICE BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
too bad one of my friends first year of uni was from latvia and one of my best playthroughs on eu4 was livonian order
i bet i have more in my bank account at 25 than you will see in your entire life
>>60401380
Hello my West Asian brother
>>60400730
zozle
>>60400170
Poor, warmongering, genocidal, obnoxiously agressive, uncivilized, soulless nation suffering eternal identity crisis(first they stole the Kievan Rus' history, then they defeated and subjugated another important Rus' cultural centre - Novgorod, claimed to be the "Third Rome", then tried to establish themselves as a proper European state copying the Western art and developements, then realizing how multicultural and diverse is their state they came up with """"USSR"""" abandoning their former flag and culture, after it's pathetic fall they are again lost and clueless so they sperg out). Collectivist minded and servile society with no regard to human life. They don't care about their personal wealth, freedom etc as long as Mother Russia and the Tsar is fine. They lack empathy, incapable of establishing a friendly relations on equal terms. Apart from Moscow and St Petersburg and some oil regions Russia is extremely poor and undeveloped - as the Russians are incapable of producing anything sophisticated almost the entire wealth of the country comes from it's natural resources. Except for the art and architecture directly derived either from the Greeks(all the Orthodox architecture they have horribly bastardized, icons) or Westerners(these fancy palaces in St. Petersburg) they barely have contributed to the culture at all. Considering a very large population their scientific contribution is utterly underwhelming, vastly inferior compared to the Western Slavs. Entire society is subjected to brainwashing propaganda blaming the Americans for everything, making them praise their Tsar Putin and support all the vicious acts of violence and terror. They can't even into geopolitics - Russia still pretends it's 19th century and the best way for the state to succeed is to be egoistic, xenophobic, expansive, imperialistic, overly-nationalistic and authoritarian. Russia is the true cancer of humanity and I sincerely hope it breaks apart as soon as possible.
>>60401473
Noble Turanians have nothing to do with Slavs
I am not your brother
>>60400170
ftfy
>>60401054
>using simplified english
Eurasian union ofc
>>60406466
Leave it to Italian to extol the ruinous powers of chaos.
