Kanep, sauna, beer edition.
>>60391139
/3rdworld/
First for the British Empire
>>60391085
thänks!
>>60391185
>>60391185
Fuck off you """""lithuanian"""""" cunt
musika estrad! getting my groove on :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXT0ttm-g8k
>niceland literally left us to go to /mtf/
still no gf lads
>>60391377
He does fap to gay porn
Don't act surprised..
>>60391236
Yeah, what I meant, Lithuania is a 3rd world shithole
>>60391438
>>60391438
Promoting isnt the same as using
r-right?
buy my wares
>>60391708
I think that hes a faggot..
>>60392058
So I have been told, estonias national alcohol beverage is some "cider" and latvias is beer and lithuania is vodka. But none of them are sold here as import stuff, we only got, german,french,brit,mexico,czech and some other random shit.
>>60391408
i care
>>60391408
why don't you try being yourself for once?
>>60392007
And you are 100% right
>>60392191
I'm so mad you said vodka, because here’s how it usually goes down: You’re standing by the bar and a hot guy approaches you. He starts with the usual ice-breaker and asks where you’re from. Once you say you’re from Lithuania, he nods with acknowledgement and orders a shot of vodka to demonstrate how well he knows your culture. When you politely refuse, you automatically get this reply: “What? You don’t drink vodka? Isn’t it like your national drink?”
No, vodka is not the national drink of Lithuania.
The national drink of Lithuania is actually mead that’s made from honey. Balts, the ancestors of modern-day Lithuanians, were drinking mead thousands of years ago out of horns coated with metal. While we’ve now moved from horns to crystal glasses, mead remains popular amongst Lithuanians, especially during weddings, birthdays, and national holidays where everyone cheers to each other’s health.
And for the record, we also like beer, just like everyone else in the world.
>>60392191
No, vodka is not the national drink of Lithuania.
The national drink of Lithuania is actually mead that's made from honey. Balts, the ancestors of modern-day Lithuanians, were drinking mead thousands of years ago out of horns coated with metal. While we've now moved from horns to crystal glasses, mead remains popular amongst Lithuanians, especially during weddings, birthdays, and national holidays where everyone cheers to each other's health.
And for the record, we also like beer, just like everyone else in the world.
>>60392275
>>60392283
>>60392283
No that's incorrect, all lithuanians are poor and we only get swamp water to drink.
>I just did it for the (You)s
I am gay.
>>60392354
Why'd you pretend to be from such a shithole like lithuania?
I love anime.
>>60392397
Good.
I really do.
sauna pelmeni finland
True communism has never been reached, the Soviet Union was not a communist state. Communism would work if implemented correctly.
I loved pleasing my daddy. I loved being a whore. I loved being told I'm worthless. I loved when my daddy found new things to do with me. Daddy was a tall guy with a big dick and boy has he put that dick to good use with his whore. He makes my holes sore but I love when he uses them so good. He makes me cum so hard over and over. When we are in the house he likes me to be a certain way. And that way is naked, saves him undressing me when he's gonna fuck me he says. I'm to wear a collar at all times in the house. To remind me what I am, I'm also to be marked up with a marker pen. The words "WHORE" across my big tits, "SLUT" down my legs, "COCKSUCKER" around my mouth. An arrow on my abdomen pointing down to my pussy with the words "FUCK HERE" and the same on my back for my asshole. On my stomach were the words " FUCKPIG." Daddy especially loves this one and loved when I made piggy noises with his dick inside me, drove him crazy.
>>60392521
This. But why are you Latvia?
>>60392535
I personally shopped a mistake into this, can you find it?
>>60392191
you heard wrong. there is no national drink. if anything: it's either beer or vodka.
forests? what's that?
>>60392521
This. My family is communist, we all eat the same amount of food and live in the same house. Surely it's proof of communism being a viable system.
>>60392058
bravo latvia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2I-R3z3DE
>>60392283
>mead
Excuse me, but this is 100% slavic invention. Even the name came from Russian word "mead" which means honey.
I love sucking dicks
>>60392659
It actually comes from Latvian word "medus" which means honey.
>>60392659
Actually the word "medus" is proto-baltoslavic, meaning that it can't be traced back to either us or you.
Sup cunts?
>>60392659
>>60392708
>>60392729
kek, literal swedish meat ball inventor tier posts
>Lose card the other day
>Searching everywhere for it today
>Give up, must have slipped out of my wallet
>Nobody has used it so I assume it's down a drain somewhere I decide to cancel my card
>Call up bank, cancel old card but can't get my new one until Tuesday because Monday is the Queen's Birthday and banks are closed
>Just now go to check my balance
>50 dollars worth of stuff from bakeries and dairies has been charged to it
>check the address of these places
>they're right around where my sister's been staying
>call her up
>She says she "doesn't know how she got it" and when asked why she spent my money the answer is "I don't know"
Women are children
Legitimately fuming right now
>>60392729
>proto-baltoslavic
Stop this meme.
>>60392659
slavs are south balts who got cucked out of their initial homeland, tru story
>>60392779
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Balto-Slavic_language
It's nothing to be ashamed of. Just remember that we're all actually white Indians and being close to slavs won't even feel that bad.
>>60392768
call the cops on her
>>60392837
>We're white indians
I want this meme to end.
>>60392768
Break her knees.
>>60392768
she probably figured you were too beta to do anything about it
piss through her mail slot
>>60392871
I want the meme that is your life to end
>>60392871
I want the I want this meme to end meme to end.
So many african flags in one thread
>>60392882
Уcпoкoйcя, бpaт.
>>60392659
>>60392708
>>60392729
>literally shitposting about norse beverage
>>60392935
we're south east asian actually
>norse beverage
oh boi, here we go
>>60392935
I'll surrender then
>find a spider
>scared shitless
>go get something to kill it with
>come back
>it's gone
>>60392986
>medalus
>norse beverage
Why do you even care, Muhammed?
>>60393038
Spooky stuff
>>60392992
I am a proud mongolian.
MJÖD IS NORDIC!
IT COMES FROM THE SALIVA OF ÆSIR AND VANIR!
>>60393074
Let's surrender, brother.
>>60393038
You reminded me that I have a little spiderbro now.
>ethnic swedes
>>60393081
Fuck off back to your cuckshed, Sven.
>>60392729
No no no, even my translator said "medus" is Latvian word and since Latvians have closer connections with Russians it means medus came from the russian word "med".
>>60393126
I told her to help me find it and kill it, but she told me to fuck off
Mead is actually an Australian word derived from the Old English word "Mead" which meant a type of drink typically called "Mead"
Educate yourselves
>>60393164
NO AND MJÖD IS NORDIC
>>60393167
med may also come from medicine and russians are notorious junkies so you're on to something friend
>>60393175
Ooga booga wher de whit wymyn @?
mead is actually a proto-finno-ugric drink known as "mõdu", you all stole it from us
educate yourselves. tell everyone!
>>60393115
Look at this qt little cunt.
>>60393268
>finno-ugric
>not estono-ugric or finno-estonic
what's it got to do with you then?
>>60393348
I don't hate this spider
>>60393350
everything, because we made everything. the naming was just to confuse simple minds like yours.
>>60393372
Guten tag, ja!
Fap to spiders please.
>>60393348
I hope you name him "Bazza"
>>60393428
*makes pizza*
>>60392200
thanks
>>60392242
ree
>>60391139
>kanapių alus
Nice, do you enjoy lithuanian hemp beer? Personally i prefer hemp dark one.
>>60393576
*creates heat in the oven*
>>60393348
:3
>>60392768
>Monday is the Queen's Birthday and banks are closed
looool
>>60393628
No one cares.
:^)
>>60393628
>latvia SSR
>lithuania SSR
o-okej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY3dxVtiyp0&feature=youtu.be
>>60393671
*yells "oy vey" when someone else picks a coin from the ground*
>>60393081
MEДOBУХA is truly Russian drink, you stealers!!
>>60392521
Anything works if it properly implemented
>>60393776
>tfw that drink appeared half of Russia was belonging to LIthuania
good thred
>>60393795
*gets in the oven*
Russia is kazakh in denial.
Serious question.
How many of you here have actually had a gf and fucked her, honest answers only.
>>60393872
only your mom ;-^DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>60393872
yes i have sexed many of women
>>60393872
Not me.
>>60393872
I've had 3
>>60393872
Sorry what was that? Didn't hear the question.
*crunches chip packet*
Ugh, the lines breaking up
*teleports away from yoj*
How much is a bottle of Vodka in your cunt?
>>60393869
Being so mad we invented medovuha while irrelevant pribalty don't even have any specific national drink.
cheers.
>all these free (You)s
>>60393878
*cuts and sucks little boys penises*
@60394045
Shut the fuck up
>>60394045
It wasn't quite free. You still had to work for it to some extent. How does it feel that as your posts become (you) machines you become increasingly alienated from the product of your labour?
>>60394025
>White blue and red, pls someone shit on my head
YOU
>brushed my teeth
>had a snack after
>>60394135
*liberates*
>>60394179
*whines about everything*
>>60393872
Yes, one
>>60394219
latvian friendly banter
>>60394168
DEVILISH af
>tfw i have to use Lithuanian proxy as australian to have a faster internet
:((
>>60394365
Proxy's don't work
>>60394389
Proxy is donut, work
>>60394389
Or does it?
>>60393939
>>60393954
>>60394269
LEAVE RĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖ
HELLO MISTER AUSTRALIA
PLEASE LET ME IN
I AM ESCAPING EVIL RAPE IN ALGERIA
I WILL BE GOOD CONVICT
>>60394458
ok goodnight
>>60394538
Fuck off, we're full.
How do I stop injecting fentanyl into my arm? It is taking all of my moneis
>>60394566
pribalti fasisti
>>60394544
later gator
>>60394135
rude and unpleasant comment
>>60394609
ayyyy bljadd lmaoooo
I like big black cocks actually
>>60394581
Leave Estonia and never go back
>>60394720
*Unzips Big black Cock*
>>60393560
what a coincidence :DDD
the store had ran out of estonian version so i took this. pretty good.
>>60394836
>6.5" wrists
Nigga do you even lift?
>>60394899
lifting is for overcompensating weaklings. i go running/swimming and play ball.
>>60394766
Cant, drugs are more exbensibe elsewhere
>>60394899
only sprint
>>60394884
Lithuania is a 3rd world shithole tho
>>60394944
playing with balls and swimming in cum more like
>>60394884
>shitload of (You)'s
Thanks, bud!
>>60394884
i see i am not quoted in this post
reported t b h
>>60394966
Dont mix Cultural things with economical decisions.
>>60394944
>>60394954
t. DYEL
>>60394982
haha, u got me there :DDD
>>60394988
here have one more my Pribalti draugi ;D
>>60395005
does kettlebell count?
though i have to admit this kanapinis does not taste like kaneps much.
>>60395064
A (You) for a (You) :P
>there you are, look up through the thin plastic wrap
>you try to move
>nothing
>it worked
>you've turned yourself into a McDouble
>you can hear the end of Happiness
>applause
>you begin to sweat inside your greasy bun
>the applause ends
>you hear footsteps
>there they are, there's the Baltic States
>they come over to you resting on the counter
>the pickles are shaking out of your body you're so excited
>Estonia comes and selects a healthy alternative
>bah, screw her
>Lithuania grabs a quick energy bar
>twig, good riddance
>oh god
>here comes Latvia
>on either side of you are more nutritious alternatives to a McDouble
>you close your ketchup eyes and pray she's still the same Latvia you fell in love with
>you pray, and suddenly you feel lighter
>you feel colder
>you open your eyes and you're headed right into Latvias mouth
>this is it!
>she bites your face
>YES
>you begin bleeding ketchup down her throat
>another bite
>OH GOD YES
>you can feel bits of your body falling into her stomach
>OH YES
>she keeps biting
>you keep cumming onions, meat and bun into her mouth until you're spent
>she licks her fingers and leaves
>>60395116
kanepiõli ei maitse samuti nagu kanep, mees
kas sa nagu üldse?
>>60395094
If you aren't atleast 0.75/1.75/2.5/4 then you dont lift
>>60395185
eino, sellel eesti omal on ikka äratuntav rohu mekk. mingisuguste õlide ja muu totrusega ma ei tegele kntao
>>60395278
Nõustun, aga see õli on nahale mul hea, muidu ma suren siin vähese päikese tõttu ära.
>>60395145
Great. UR my new best friend from eesti ;)
>>60395378
>Spelled Eesti with lowercase E
Die, nigger
>>60395438
Already lost my best friend, cuz of a mistake i made why even live?
>>60395481
All around me are familiar faces...
>>60395481
Spelled I with lowercase I
i eesti
>>60395629
;)
>>60395666
Good post. Patikrinau
>>60395666
confirmed evil
shieeeee
https://www.mixcloud.com/sovietgroove/ex-soviet-funk/
>>60394884
>11 (You)s
Have 1 (You) back
Thoughts about this kind of music?
>>60395749
>>60395704
>>60395466
>emojis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/r/eddit
>>60395873
nice
very good
good job
i'm proud of you
>>60395873
>doesn't post music
hello silence my old friend?
Thoughts about this kind of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCtU6NB_xs
>>60395873
(Y)
>>60395914
very aggressive
>>60395914
(N)
>>60395914
Good.
>>60395914
Sabaton tought me history
what a life
>>60395914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk
This is better.
>>60396335
Japan proving to be the best country again
>>60396409
that's a funny way to spell eesti
>>60396409
That is without a doubt the worst vector tracing of an anime character i have ever seen
its like akari short a few chromosomes
>>60396409
This is true.
>>60396409
This is false.
>>60396472
>Spelled Eesti with lowercase E
Die, nigger
>>60396561
Who's the babe on the right
>>60396503
Your country is like akari short a few chromosomes
>>60396752
eesti?
>>60396780
Your chromosomes are like chromosomes short a few chromosomes
>>60396762
Alex, he means the world to me
>>60396561
>Australian ****bois****
>>60396752
ēsti
>>60395914
very ompressive, I'm almost crying.
>>60397041
Läti
>>60397162
esti?
>>60397193
Igaunija
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE
>>60397197
leedu?
>>60397220
Es gribu ēsti.
telephone stove
>>60397356
ah, those were the times
>>60397319
Alus ir divets pamats
>>60397356
vittus brother
>>60395914
not bad/10
>>60396561
splendid post
must be /ded/
>>60396561
Why does New Zealand have commie stars on its flag?
>>60398210
i did not read all of that at all
memes
>>60398470
>webm
>doesn't move
>>60398372
The "I'm a depressed shitposter" meme is the worst of all. Just kys
About to play GTA Vice City.
>>60398679
i'm gonna fix me some dinner while listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTRA0pSV6bA
>>60398557
>35KB
About to play Slitherio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM8-QYMvYp4
Kada sukursime /liet/, kad pabegti nuo vezio kas yra /balt/?
>>60398974
>In reality we're just babbies who can only choose to be influenced by either the West or slavshits on the right.
JUST
>>60398997
Thats rude to call the rest of us cancer
>>60398997
Nepakankamai Lietuviu..
>>60399061
You called?
>>60399200
huh?
>>60399252
[spoiler]his name is Justs[/spoiler]
>>60399252
>he doesnt know about our meme fuccboi justs
>>60399313
>Justs
Leave it to latvians to butcher a language
>>60399383
>Justas
>>60398573
The "I'm an obnoxious normie who stumbled upon 4chan" meme is even worse.
What should i play in shattered europa?
Thinking of wales or york
>>60398997
Be to turėtume pasivadinti, kaip nors įdomiai pvz /liet/iniai..
What are you people talking about?
Whenever I visit /int/ and see a /balt/ thread, it's 100% pure shitposting all around.
I just want to exist in isolationism, just the three of us. That's all we need. No West to fuck our shit up and no slavshits either. Just our baltic isolation bubble consisting of us.
Lads since lithuanians are scheming to leave /balt/ right under our noses, what will the new name be?
>>60399509
brit belongs in shit
>>60399509
>he doesnt know
>>60399531
Would be heaven, but alas we cant become a island like britain
>>60399500
Nah
>>60399554
/leanz/
>>60399509
what do u do in /brit/? probably the same only with no original memes
>>60399609
Aš esu laisvas kitiems pasiūlymams.
>>60399582
I'm not a Brit.
>>60399531
us three and poland
>>60399600
Becoming like that shithole should be the last on our list.
>Capital is an urban jungle
>Infested with niggers and shitskins
>Inbred genes roaming due to water isolation
>Inbreds roaming
Gross. Hey, all we need is a wall and it's all good.
>>60399688
das rite, you're shit
>>60399721
>Poland
Never in this existence.
>>60399727
Not become like them. Meant that as a geographical thing. That we three lads become an island and float a little further away from europe
