lads
ever since i was a boy i wanted good beard genes
moms dad had great beard
only thing is
nobody really likes beards here
knowledge is in beards tho
every wise man has had a beard
whats it like in your country?
Eiåssrsjuu
>>60385406
everyone has a beard here desu
>>60385406
Only faggot leftist hippies have beards here.
>>60385406
le monke
lmaoing at your genes femboi, I was born with thick black hair
my father was dirty blonde with Austro-Hungarian style mustache
a day after shaving I already have look like primeval alpha mammoth rapist
I could walk up to your mom and her vagina would literally explode just
from the scent of my testosterone
I would honestly kill myself if I had bad beard genes
What's it like being only half a man?
>>60385406
>nobody really likes beards here
That is a lie perpetuated by beta pussies
Grow a beard, let the pussy juices flow
>>60385406
le monke
>>60385406
i have beard too and my mom and dad hate it but i give no fuck, some girls like it, some don't.
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>>60385537
same
>>60385406
le monke
>>60385406
jesus christ i love le monke
I pray to Allah daily for am epic beard. my prayers have yet to be answered :(
>>60385554
topkek
>>60388862
how old are you ?
>>60385778
Yeah, beards are disgusting
>>60388862
pray more so when you bend over i can ravage your boipucci
two hunters are out hunting
"what rifle will we shoot with today"
other hunter says
"how about your son"
>>60388862
you can always have your arab neckbeard
The hipster wave is kinda weak and declining. Older folks don't like beards on young people.
I just was lazy and had very thick hair, so it was too painfull to shave often. Then I got the nickname Barbarossa and finally bought a trimmer to not be a target for stupid jokes and questions.
Most of my friends who can only grow a pedostache are jealous of my beard tbqh fampaitachi
>>60385406
A lot of young men has a beard here, while men in their 40s or older are mostly shaved. if it's not too long, people don't care about it, it's considered a normal thing.
I'm bearded btw.
>tfw beard is too stragly and itches like hell
>>60385406
Les barbus sont des bouffeurs de cul.
beards are going out of style here
it's all about going otter mode with a bun and a clean face now
>Keep telling myself my beard will not being patchy one day.
>22 now and beard still does not connect in 4 places.
>cant grow a beard
>weak as fuck mustache
Amerindian genes are too strong in me
>>60385406
A lot of people have beards they are very popular here. They are based. The people who say they are only for hipsters are effeminate women or gays.
>can't grow a beard
>guys in tight pants ruined them anyway
meh
I grow a beard because i can and y brother cant. I want to look different to him so everyone stops saying, "oh you are so alike"
>>60389547
Same, beard is too thick (and reddish) so I just trim it so that it's generally not longer than 0.5-0.7 cm. Looks perfectly fine and aesthetic, not distracting, it's like 'smart manliness'. I've also taken to shaving the cheeks and neck since cheeks are easy and neck is in any case mandatory.
I can grow a real hipster beard but I don't really want it, especially as it'd be stupidly ginger.
Beards look really fucking terrible on manlets anyway OP.
>>60391837
it can take some time bruv
my dad says his didnt connect until he was in his 30s
its full as hell now
>no beard til 24
>thick full beard since then, just like my dad's and grandad's
The longest beard I had was like 10cm, but it takes a lot of effort to maintain a civilized look, otherwise you'll end up looking like a hobo, like those hipsters(?) who don even shave upper cheeks and neck.
>>60385406
I can't grow a beard, just a small ugly goatee that takes weeks to grow, and everyone else in my family can grow one :(
>>60385406
I hide my quadruple chin with my beard.
My beard hairs grow long and straight, so my beard doesn't look as full as it would if they were curly. It grows in everywhere, though, and from as high up as my cheekbones. Since I don't want to look like Saruman I go cleanshaven most of the time.
le monke
El monke
1. le monke?
2. le monke
1. le monke
2. le monke
virility, intelligence, urban living
>>60385406
le monke
>>60400435
oh and mountainfolk, naturally
Slav with beard just look like bearded potato. Slav must shave or lose that special cheeki breeki for lada.
le monke is a goddess
I don't know why any one would have a full beard unless you are a hermit or an old man
>>60385406
either you are seen as a badass or as a annoying hipster
no clue what others thing about it
got mine since I was something like 17-18, no one else had one so I just kept it since, too lazy to shave every 3 days, and it feels kinda itchy without beard
I got great beard genes.
Too bad beards are not in style here, our viking ancestors would cry.
big ass beards are fucking hilarious nowadays, you're not a fucking pirate or viking.
but on the other hand small well trimmed beard are aesthetic as fuck.
>>60385406
USA (Appalachia) everyone has a beard...at the very least a goatee but majority full beards
pretty cuck tier but helps cover up jaw line somewhat
>>60408244
I think it fits your face well it looks nice
>>60400435
>>60400481
>having a ginger beard
please don't
>>60408664
first pic is brown dumb dumb
>>60408841
suuure
I wish I could grow a beard. I have a chubby cheeks potato face so it would probably help cover that up a bit. I also live secluded out by myself in the desert, so I would love to have a big beard to match my hermit lifestyle. Sadly, I can only grow the Jack Sparrow goatee. I will never be wise hermit.
>>60409028
lose a little bit of weight then. Beards look best on people with good facial aesthetics anyways
>>60409322
I can't lose any more weight lol, I just have weird genes like that. I'm already 6'1 135 lbs, my body is skinny as fuck but my face is still chubby, that's just how it is I guess. I could probably only fix it with plastic surgery but idc about it enough to do that. It sucks that I can't grow a beard, because my dad can grow a badass one but both me and my older brother didn't get his beard genes.
>>60409441
holy shit you need to gain some weight then. It may be chubby because it's all you have left before you drop over dead. Fucking hell my girlfriend is 5'2 and you only weigh 20 more lbs than her. You need to be at least 170. Preferably 180
>>60385554
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