Post jokes from your cunt, i'll start
>two grannies went to pick blueberries
>the other one didn't fit
>>60385379
i dont get it
>>60385379
>little billy walked in on his father jerking off, he asked him "What are you doing?"
>the father replied "I'm playing with Mr. Dinky"
>much later little billy came to his father and cried. The father asked "What's the matter, boy?"
>"I was playing with Mr. Dinky and he spit in my eye, so i had to wrestle him down"
>>60385379
HHAHAHAAHAHAHA XDDDDDd
>man went to the store
>shovel
X---DDDDD EBIN!!!!
>>60385565
why the clown?
suomi on paras
>>60385540
>Kaksi mummoa meni mustikkaan. Toinen ei mahtunut.
'Meni mustikkaan' may mean 'went to pick blueberries' or 'went inside a blueberry'.
>>60385631
lel
>>60385642
>man went to the store
>bread
>>60385699
Right when I thought that no one would ever ask for the clown and deleted the post ...
The joke is that you say "Hitler gassed six million Jews and a clown", someone asks for the clown and you say "see, nobody cares about Jews".
>>60385699
See? Nobody likes the Jews.
A roman brings a plate of pasta to the funural
"You told me room to the teeth"
>>60385744
I know, that's why I asked it
Two hunters meet each other. Both dead.
(In German the word for "meet" is the same as for "hit".)
>>60385811
>unironically ruined the thread
>>60385811
XDDDDDDD
Germany is not a gay homo country.
>>60385811
German """""humour""""""
What's the Polish word for car key?
Crowbar
Slovakia
>A Belgian man jumps into the air
>HE MISSED!
>Why do Belgians open cartons of milk when they're still in the store?
>Because it says 'OPEN HERE"
>Why do Turks have speedboats?
>To beat the ducks to the bread
>What's a Turk in a bus stop?
>Shooting gallery
>What are 10 Turks in a bus stop?
>GUARANTEED PRIZE!
A tuna and a whale meet.
The whale says: "What do we do, fish?"
Says the tuna: "You have the choice, fish."
>>60385953
A helicopter crashed on a Belgian cemetery. So far 102 corpses have been recovered.
>>60385744
Reminds me of this one: "Everybody always talks about the Jews in World War Two, but it's not like the Germans were so nice!"
>What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
>The bucket.
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'
The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'
>>60385957
stop
>>60386046
Kek
>>60386099
I'm kinda digging it you know. It has its charm.
>>60386099
I thought that's the point of the thread. Posting jokes that only make sense in your language. Because otherwise they're just jokes, not jokes from your cunt.
Why do fish have scales? So that they have somewhere to put their bicycles.
What's the difference between niggers and ice tires? Ice tires don't start singing when you put the chains around them.
Where can you never be wrong? The Eiffel tower.
Two friends meet.
"How does your new bicycle go?"
"It doesn't go, it rides."
"So how does it ride?"
"It goes."
>>60385379
What did dog say to moon?
Whats moonbone
There were two people walking. Suddenly, the guy in the middle slipped and fell off.
The European Union.
Where does a mosquito get drunk? Insect!
>>60386551
Oooh! That's a burn!
jokes that only makes sense in my language?
>I don't listen to classical music
>I have celiac disease
>What does the fat peasant raise?
>a big shadow
>Mason eating dinner with his family
>"eat my son, your mother is already a wall"
>Where do the cute things live?
>in Arizona
>Whats red and hurts if it goes in your eyes?
>a tractor
>What do they sweep at the airport?
>airport
>What haunts at the mass grave?
>team spirit
>What does the polite Terminator say?
>I'm sorry I inderrupted you
>What rooms does the house of the spider have?
>only a bedroom
>What kind of human is the english currency exchanger?
>an important human
A nigger goes to a shop and asks for a gay porn magazine and the owner answers: "being a nigger wasn't enough?".
Where's the toilet in Indian houses?
At the end of the hallway.
Which and Crank and fought. Which won.
Car drove over river.
>>60387136
>>60387136
>>60387136
top kek
>>60386590
What did the robot get from the vending machine?
Saftware.
What is the difference between a nigger and a family pizza?
A family pizza can feed the entire family
Hah
two hunters are out hunting
they see a deer
shoot with your faggot!
the other hunter dies
Knock knock
Who's there?
I'm a pile up
I'm a pile up who?
...
A moose burned into a reindeer.
>>60388335
Ripper of a good joke there bloke! Cant believe Ive not heard that one afore now eh? Nah Im only joking with you, mate.
Hey next time youre around mind passing back me bleedin rarebit nuker? Wouldnt ask but the misso is full starkers about it, mate. Cheers!
Lip is flying as in a lepers' Christmas party:DD
go to shop
shovel
>>60388672
please explain this one
>>60388672
perkele :D
>>60386716
>easter
LOLOLOOL AUSTRALIA IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA TOP TIER BANTZ OLOLOSOSKSDFLASO
kys
>>60388905
>>60388709
Only makes sense in Finnish and it's still quite absurd
During WW2, two German spies go in an English pub. Before entering, the first one says:
"Remember, we are not Germans, so no schnapps this time, let's order a martini."
"Ok" says the second.
So, they enter in the pub and one of them says:
"Martini, please."
"Dry martini?" asks the barman.
"Warum drei? Zwei!"
>>60388709
too sophisticated for a monkey to understand
Two men walk into a bar.One of them is alcohol and its ruining his family.
Two cats got on a boat.
One was named one two three and the other was named un deux trois.
The ship capsized and only one cat survived. Which one?
One two three swam to shore, un deux trois quatre cinq.
>>60389433
Pffffffffffffffff
>>60389433
Poor cats
>>60389433
thats on the level of why is 6 afraid of 7
How does a Spanish man describe his disabled wife?
-Pretty cripple.
>>60389433
dying
According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?
Fünf.
I'm going to toilet.
Go toilet.
>>60385379
Student: Teacher, why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly?
Teacher: Because stars have the ability to dodge.
>>60388335
A moose jumped into a lake and became reindeer.
