how prevalent are older women / younger men relationships in your cuntree?
I just want a mommy gf tbk
>tbj I just want a tallish brunette brown eyed gf to crawl to after a hard day with her saying "oh, come here, sweety.", where she then proceeds to hug me into her chest
>where she then proceeds to hum me to sleep whilst stroking my buzzcut hair, and then say "everything'll be fine, hun. I'm right here with you" after kissing me in the forehead.
>>60374383
The girl in your pic is in her late twenties young, shitskin
>I just want a mommy gf
like most of men, but I always wondered why some of them have the milf fetish
I think sex when she's pregnant and drinking breastmilk would be incredibly hot
>>60374478
>like most men
the fuck is wrong with you neets?
coddling is not alpha, get some fucking testosterone in yourselves you pathetic excuses of life
>>60374839
please?
>>60374762
USA trying to be alpha instead of fat burger.
>>60374383
m8 I so want to date a milf
they must be wild lionesses in bed, milking your fuking balls dry like semen demons out of fantasy tales
Maybe it's something they put in our water but I feel the same way.
I really want a mom gf.
>4pm
>mom gf comes home from work
>she calls you into the living room to ask how your day playing video games and browsing image boards was
>you talk a little bit, eventually you suggest she relaxes and takes off her shoes
>feet are stinky after a long days worth of worth
>massage those smelly feet for a good half hour
>she starts stroking your dick with her beautifully aged soles, but you insist she starts on dinner
>another half hour later, tendies are ready to be served...but only after mom sits on your face as punishment for not doing your chorus
>fuck and eventually eat food
>stay up playing video games all night because you dont need to work anyway
why cant this be my life ;_;
>>60375020
its cuz you never made real social connections early enough in your age so you're still stuck on your freudian behavior
>>60374478
>like most of men
nah i prefer young submissive ones
r8 my story from the Mommy Cinematic Universe >>>/hr/2663798
>Annie Clark - Auntie Antje's friend, and guitar teacher mommy is paying to give you lessons for your growing musical skills— prefers to teach you in her studio apartment alone. She loves to teach you by being hands on and putting her hands on yours.
>After a hard day at school, you come crawling to Annie's studio apartment for your guitar lessons. As you enter her sizable yet modest apartment and make your way to her kitchen where she's preparing a salad with her head and curly hair down facing the counter, she perks up and immediately lose her faint smile as she sees how exhausted you are.
>"Ohh, are you okay sweety? you look absolutely spent" she cooed as she crossed the kitchen island to get to you, wiping her hands on the flare of her almost sheer summer dress. Her warm and emphatic solemn expression changing to a tender affectionate smile as she makes her way to you. "oh, come here, sweety." she says reaching out to your head and bringing it gingerly to her chest hugging you.
>With the think silk fabric cooling your skin, she takes your head with her hands to look at you in the face. With her delicate yet somewhat calloused fingers, she brings her thumb to the ridge of your brow brushing it, finally placing both of her hands to your cheeks. With her dainty hands encapsulating your cheeks, she looks at you in the eyes with the hazel of hers relinquishing their ground for her broadening pupils.
>She hugs you close to her chest again, placing her right hand in the small of your back and her other hand to the back of your head. "I've got some cookies cooling by the window." she whispers in your ear "Everything'll be fine, hun. I'm right here with you" She takes your head back again, kissing you in the forehead this time—stroking your hair as the contact between her lips and your skin part.
>>60375220
the story starts after the first greentext
>>60375151
you love control, don't you? :^)
>>60375151
Mah nigga
why is this sort of thing looked down upon by society the world over?
du u want mum gf?
>>60379959
heeey
didn't you just post on the MCU thread on /hr/?
>>60380130
?? and what is MCU
>>60374383
at what point is it considered an older women / younger men relationship?
my gf is 3 years older than me, for example
>tfw you like the way they look but don't want to be treated like a child
>tfw mommyfags ruin it for you because milfs think you're one too
RRRREEEEEEEE
Real women find this shit repulsive. They want to be little girls.
>>60380327
>Real women
Linux
>>60374383
>mfw my old english high school teacher totally wanted my dick
>mfw she was in her mid 30's, perfect body and brown hair
>mfw I was completely oblivious too it because I enjoyed english classes way too much
>>60380683
Fucked a dank ass mom at the gym, best sex in my life tbqh.
I highly recommend the gym if you want slutty mommies and you look half decent.
>>60380828
Duly noted, thanks greatest ally.
>>6038069
Yeah except every time she would chat me up I would go full autist and talk about english literature and how much I enjoy her classes and such
Oh well
>>60380861
who are you replying to, m7
>>60380893
to (You)
well this kind of proves that /int/ blue /r9k/ with flags
enjoy your sick fetishes
>>60380947
sorry meant to
well this kind of proves that /int/ is blue /r9k/ with flags
enjoy your sick fetishes
>>60380188
10 years +
>>60380916
>>60380893
>>60380861
>>60380697
>>60380683
okay
>>60380683
She didn't want your dick, she was just happy one of her students actually cared about her curriculum. Years later you just decided to interpret her enthusiasm as arousal. I understand why, it's nice to convince yourself women are attracted to you.
This is all rather pathetic.
>>60381750
why
>>60382061
milfs are not for sex but for softcore porn
>>60382104
Why not both?
>>60382061
Wanting a girl that's older isn't an issue.
Wanting a mother gf is pathetic.
>>60382444
that's just your opinion, man
