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Stereotypes that are true for you
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I'm slightly overweight and I'm kind of short.
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I'm half white and half mexican and live in Arizona
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>>60374336
I'm upper middle class and Asian
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>>60374336
I eat fast food almost everyday
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I'm short even for a jap
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I have no fashion sense
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Im white.
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I own a Ute, drink heaps of beer and have a heavy aussie accent.
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I find tracksuit pants and tracksuits in general fine for going to university, date and just everyday activities.
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I fucking love cheeseburgers and my trip to Colorado soon will be the first time I've ever been out of state
My family is made up of extremely dedicated christians
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I have a microbenis.
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>>60375944
fuck that image is rough
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I'm moving to the US as soon as I graduate from medical school.
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I love to banter and shitpost, IRL as well as on 4chan. I'm also quite a heavy drinker with a high tolerance.


>>60375944
my condolences
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I'm khan
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I like barbecue and hmm... I wear flip-flops. That's it, really.
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>>60375430
Barry motherfucking Hall
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I like shit beer
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I'm not from the US
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>>60374336
I'm loud, lazy and live with my parents.
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>>60374336
I'm really lazy. That's pretty much the only Puerto Rican stereotype that I fit in.
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just loose weight and get femine enaf to understand them fully, there shouldnt be any problem, also if ur short you have huge advantage to be cute and do things taller guys couldnt do without fagcalling.
t. 173cm and doing well when average is 182cm
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>>60374336
Wait. What am I supposed to be?
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I am fat
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>>60375374
Is this one of those double negative.

"No fashion sense" relative to other Americans is probably quite fashionable.
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Im very shy and dont interact with other people much besides saying "hej" to strangers in the forest.
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>>60378112
Swedes are not shy just not very talkative.
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I'm literally the opposite of our stereotype, not sure if good or bad
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>>60378260
bad
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>>60376026
>canada
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>>60378290
Well at least I drink heaps, that's good enough
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I am vain and extremely arrogant.

It isn't my fault to be perfect.
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Im very lazy
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>>60375944
Holy shit she didn't have the decency to lie. What a bitch.
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I absolutely adore wine and cheese
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>>60375944
At least the whore was honest, desu
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>>60375944
"Will you still help me with my math"
"Of course"

Good boy.
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I love cheese
I smoke cigarettes
I'm bisexual
Also all Latin stereotypes are true for me
I'm very lazy, i speak very loudly i cant speak english properly etc etc
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I'm not lazy but I hate to work
I love pizza and pasta (italian style)
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I'm blue eyed with blond hair.
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>>60380818
Ahhhhhhhh, the south
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Maybe I'm a little bit snob
that's all
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>overweight
>mesican-American
>like to bbq
>don't like to read
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>>60381207
I want to be on that girl's place. Strong and sexy black man is holding me with his muscular arms and sticking his huge juice cock up my hungry hole.
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I am eating sushi right now
I am a 166cm manlet and have 13cm penis at most, moreover I am a "fast man" on the bed.
I have worked like 07:30-07:30 without sleeping before.
I hate korean
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I prefer vodka over other strong alcohol.
I am kinda cold-hearted in public.
Wearing ushanka in -30 is nice.
I live in an old students dorm, that was transformed into a commieblock, surrounded by alcoholics, underage wannabe-criminals, babushkas and all kind of human voidings lying around periodically.
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>>60381207
gotta love the color contrast
blacked.com knows how to craft visually amazing porn
imagine being the girl and feeling all his thrust and his power inside you
imagine being the bull and holding a beautiful blonde aryan girl in your arms as you push inside her

10/10
pure porn kinography
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>>60380925
This
Also I'm autistic
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I avoid taxes wherever possible and email online retailers to get my VAT refunded

t. Jerseylad
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>>60378693
You're the bitch
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>>60374336
I sucked a german guy willfully, he didn't even ask for it
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>>60374336
I drink far too much tea.

So much so I won't go to countries with no tradition of tea drinking.
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>>60382003
Did you also surrender your butthole to his panzer?
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I'm extremely lazy. I would still be NEET even if the economy wasn't fucked.
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I'm hairy
I eat baguette on a daily basis
My favorite alcohol is wine (ice wine of noble grain tho)
My favorite cheese stinks like hell
I'm arrogant
I'm talkative and I like to touch my fellows when I talk to them
I like perfume
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>>60375944
>"Will you help me with my maths."

So you're good at math?
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I smoke a lot of weed and I'm generally speaking pretty cheap.
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I am bored to death
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>>60374336
I fuck brown women.
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>>60374336
I'm polite, I've planted trees before
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>>60382034
I just know that italia sucks french dicks since 1400's and you're jealous of our superiority
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i drink at least 4 cups of tea a day
my teeth are crooked
I wear a bowler hat to work.
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>>60380925
>I'm blue eyed with blond hair.

Jealous
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>>60382191
>I wear a bowler hat to work.

That's still a thing? Based
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>>60382003
>>60382160

Nigel get out of France
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>>60382251
no, i have literally never seen one.
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>>60382003
>>60382160
fuck off, William
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>>60380925
same here

the mongol meme is only on /int/, in the eyes of real people finns are just blue eyed tall blondes
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>>60382482
t.
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>>60382271
>>60382379
Idiots, the first is probably Nigel but the one who spits on italia is a rightful french. Italia is a mess, nothing to do with the nogs of Europe.
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>>60381268
>>60381641
Dear cucks enjoy being the man and take those responsibilities.

>>60381268
You want Finland rape ur ass again?
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>>60382215
Jealous of Blond hair.
I understand blue eyes but blond hair.
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>>60381867
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>>60383640
Yes, I always loved that combination. I want to look nordic.
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>>60382482
>Implying

Had a Finn here for Erasmus and everyone asked if Finns were part Asian.
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My name is Pierre
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Im extremly handsome and smart, I know how to dress properly since the age of 5, I can cook a gourmet meal with 3 potatoes and some salt
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>>60383860
t. Pierre
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>>60383783
Blonde hair on a guy doesn't look very masculine desu
t. blonde hair green eyes
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squatting - no
tracksuits - no
salo - not often
russophobia - without radicalism
commieblock - yes
any kind of alcohol - not often

Not much..
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>>60383950
I don't believe that meme though, that's only what insecure brown people say. I want natural blonde hair but when it's dyed it looks like shit.
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>>60383874
>Im extremly handsome and smart
These aren't French stereotypes, you dumbfuck
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>>60384303
But the stereotypes of Flemish being rude certainly checks out
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>>60384600
I'm not Flemish
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>>60383874

>This is what the French actually believe
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>>60383874
HON HON HON
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>>60376652
This.
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I daily eat baguettes.
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>>60387176
I daily eat pasta.
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>>60374336
I live in a 3rd world country
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I'm boring and irrelevant
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>>60387176
You also seem to fulfill the stereotype of speaking shitty English.
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from the east coast, am a left wing piece of trash, and attend an ivy league school

>inb4 wow u think ursoooo smart
no i just got really lucky god bless america
>inb4 richfag
also no
i'm poorfag
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I'm a vicious racist and an alcholic. I also had to google how to spell viscious.
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I hate foreigners.
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>>60374336
I look like a germanic-mongol
t.northerner
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I have a child and several women locked up in my love dungeon under the house.
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I love spicy foods.
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I'm irish and I'm a redhead.
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>>60374336
I am probably the most frugal person in this thread.

>>60384600
>stereotypes of Flemish being rude

???

they are not rude, just dumb.
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I live near an asylum compound
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>>60387429
Is that a Hungarian stereotype? People care so little about Hungary that I don't even think they have stereotypes, except that you're poor and full of gypsies, probably.
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I'm 193cm
I smoke weed erryday.
Very carefull with money(not when ik comes to weed)
I like to be direct.
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>>60387462
Do you also have no soul?
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I'm lazy
I drink too much
I fucking love tacos
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I unironically pop in to Nandos for some dench peri peri chicken after a ledge sesh with the lads most tuesday, wednesday, friday, and saturday nights.
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>>60387429
>spicy foods
Fuck you.
Had the worst diarrhoea in my life when visiting you with our orchestra and all food was so spicy I would get diarrhoea even with a healthy stomach from it.
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i have the heavy accent from brussels that the French love to mock
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>>60387647
t. Cheeky.
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>>60382482
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>>60387751
cute
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>>60374336
I like to fight.
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>>60374336
I have median folds.
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>Play cricket and rugby
>Don't like Europe or foreigners but I go abroad on holiday at least twice a year
>Have a picture of the Queen above my desk
>Assume people are wrong if they aren't English
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I actually want to live in the UK.
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>shitpost a lot
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>>60387924
>Assume people are wrong if they aren't English

Well, it's true. They bloody well are. Fucking floppy JF cunts.
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my teeth are shit
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I am an upper middle class White cis gendered male.
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I'm black and have an addiction to fried chicken.

That's about it.

T_T
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>>60387493
The ones I know of:
>we love spicy foods full of fat
>we love paprika
>we have moustaches
>pálinka

>>60387677
Kek, and here I thought Russians were tough.

>>60388865
ayy

>>60387924
>>Assume people are wrong if they aren't English
Empire much?
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I've raped a lot of Australians
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I have eaten a sample of anything with legs and without legs that you can find in France
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>>60375944
I will never ask a girl out ever. Fuck this shit, i'd rather have an anime girlfriend
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I'm an alcoholic and I drink a bottle of Jäger every two days
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>>60389992
>Jäger

Tastes like alcoholic toothpaste, how do you drink that stuff?
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>>60374336
I'm very confident.
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>>60374336
I'm eating 3 different cheeses right now t .h
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I'm from California and I smoke weed every day. We have the best cannabis in the world with the most experienced and professional growers out there. Here is my favorite company "JungleBoyz" with some fire ass cake.
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>>60391689
BC bud>>>>>>>>>>>>>commifonian chicano shit
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>>60391897
Let's see some of your flower then?
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>>60374336
I am a Portuguese fisher , and my wife was 15 year old virgin when she meet me, and she's catholic .
Im the most average Portuguese there is physically speaking .

I also had family that lived, breed, fought, died in Africa .


I ask myself if there is a more Portuguese person then me , even tho i have German family
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>>60392025
You don't deserve it, peasant. Also what is an American doing in Croatia?
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>>60381350
>>60380818
>>60382086
BASED BRO'S

there is something beautiful in seeing stereotypes
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I'm lazy
I can't into siesta for some strange reason
I wake up alienated from the world
but i'm only part spaniard anyway
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I am rich
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I own multiple firearms
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I can't into English at all and I'm very racist.
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>>60392104
I'm also lazy but super competente .
I go to a coffee everyday and get drunk (almost daily)
I non ironically can grow a respectful mustache, i love wine and enjoy FOOTBALL, i am crazy for my regional team , and MUH EMPIRE .
im also a fascist pig (Nothing to to with pol)

My only ambition is to enslave people
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I'm poor as heck and smell really bad
I also have no education past primary school
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>>60392113
I don't deserve a picture of you bush weed? Damn. Enjoy some more pictures of Cali weed boi
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>>60392328
Gunz kill people don't u know. Last year 10 billion people alone in america died from gun violence, something needs 2 change!!!
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>flag
I'm promiscuous incestuously inbred unhygienic infected with lots of diseases.
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>>60374336
I will say sorry if I inconvenience you.
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>>60392529
that's sad bro, i love you
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I am a sbena
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I'm a white Hispanic. I'm lazy I speak loudly and I work a labor intense job.
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I am fun to drink with.
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>>60374336
I'm black

I like white girls with ass, I listen to rap, I dropped out of university.
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>>60382191
4 cups a day? lightweight.
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>>60387885
Master race tbqh
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>>60387468
Frugal? so you're a jew?
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>>60392762
>white hispanic
Only in Amer*ca
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>mongol eyes
>178cm
>Prefer to Be alone
>Drink coffee and vodka a lot
>Have Been diagnosed with depression
>Own a laplander knife
>Hate My neighbours and bordering countries except Eesti
>My name is literally Pekka
Fuck My sets ;_;
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i am drinking coffee
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>>60392910

>>60387509
>Very carefull with money(not when ik comes to weed)

>>60382117
>I'm generally speaking pretty cheap
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>>60393101
T. Chang Xao Ming
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>>60393120
>>mongol eyes
check
>>178cm
we have sames
>>Prefer to Be alone
check
>>Drink coffee and vodka a lot
es and dank
>>Have Been diagnosed with depression
check
>>Own a laplander knife
check
>>Hate My neighbours and bordering countries except Eesti
check
>>My name is literally Pekka
i'm not that meme jesus christ man...
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>>60374336
I use lots of obscenities, am cold resistant, have a kinda grumpy face, and almost never smile in public.
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i don't have a job
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>I like cheese
>I ski in the winter
>I get paid a lot of money
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I watched 5 football matches yesterday
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>have more similarities to slavs in this thread than other Australians
dunno how to feel T B HH
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I drink a lot of beer
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>>60393101
No, Hispanics are native Iberian's. They are mestizos and we consider ourselfs white
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I'm planning to emigrate.
I say kurwa a lot.
One of my biggest dreams is getting into space.
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I'm a blonde with blue eyes.
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>>60393425
but the finnish stereotype is that you're a mongoloid
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I'm blonde with blue eyes.
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Oh and I'm also very shy. :3
t. >>60393425
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I am extremely attractive, cultured and intelligent.

I am not pretentious, however, that is just a stereotype.
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>>60393492
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I'm beautiful and your women would be instantly attracted to me
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>>60377973
supposed to be having sex with pigs
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>>60393588
>>60393562
>>60383874
ULTIMATE ARROGANT FRENCHMEN COMBO
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I dont know any stereotypes of my country.
Im brown i guess
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>>60389864
This is only a problem if you're an autist out of your depth. It's obvious when you have chemistry with a girl.
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why Americans are so polite?
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>>60393725
still true though
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>I frequently wear cargo shorts or blue jeans with a T-shirt
>my parents are Mexicans
>I'm fat and short (200 lbs. and 5'9")
>I'm pretty stupid
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I find big cocks arousing, but not black ones.
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>>60393790
You like football and bananas?
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I love burgers. I'm not stupid, but I look up words constantly to make sure I spelled them right. I'm also pretty fat at 207lbs and only 6'0. I'm proud to be American, USA USA USA.
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>>60375944
That fucking recovery was awesome though, wasn't awkward or anything. Impressive.
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>>60383844
>this totally happened guys im serious please finns are mongols amirite? xDDDD please give me attention please
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>>60394261
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>>60394364
I LOVE bananas, especially plantains (which are like bananas but not sweet). I dont like football but that is still a very true stereotype
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i eat fast food a lot and can really only speak english.

for positive ones im hardworking and friendly to strangers.
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>>60377765
Where is the photoshopped guy from?
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>>60374336
i started ww1
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>>60394491
They were texting, its much easier when you arent talking in person.
But this guy is a bro, he will be succesful one day.
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i am a smelly alcoholic
i have a nigger jaw
no one understands me when i speak as I am a lazy enunciator but i am still very articulate
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I look bydlo, shave my head and wear a golden cross.
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>>60376652
Do you talk with your hands?
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I hate fags.
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>>60374336
I am frugal and I hate my neighbours and politics.
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>>60374336
>fair-headed and blue-eyed
>rather poor
>constantly butthurt and easily triggered
>swear a lot
>like to drink
All of them, I guess?
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I drink shitloads of coffee. I don't like talking with most people. Blonde
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I'm not white. I am... Peruvian
>>60378030
lol
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>>60381867
Can i fuck your sister pls
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>>60383950
Not true to look masculine you have to be masculine.
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>>60374336
I like tea

and I drink it daily
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>>60374336
My teeth used to be crooked but now they're straight from braces though. I sound posh I guess?? I drink tea non stop, I do have scones sometimes as well.
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>>60387885
What does this mean? I have this too desu
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>>60401720
My teeth are still memeable.

Everyone knows the cockney accent is the new English accent.
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>>60374336
I am tall, stocky, engage in anal amount of linguistic puritanism, I don't really like Serbs, staunch anti left/red but a gibsmedat "what about the state" mentality, no trust in either west or east

Exemplary citizen
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>>60401853
But how often do you have crumpets?? Last time I had them was last week Tuesday.
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I've sued a couple people and one for something I admit was petty
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>>60401925
Last week on Saturday.
>MFW I'm out of crumpets.
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>>60402140
I know it's traitorous, but I'm starting to like these French pain au chocolat... had 2 this morning....
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I'm greek, and I am a lazy bastard.
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>>60387382
Pics please
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>>60393375
This. It was a good day
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>>60374336
I think penis is amazing
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I'm a manlet muslim and friendly to strangers
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>>60405119
Me too
Only mine tho
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>>60405224
Yeah that's a good point. You should be more interested in mine though. Its the best one going desu
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>>60374336
I would kill kurds/other-minorities-I-dislike if I had the chance.
I am a good archer.
I can communicate with canines (they are naturally friendly towards me)
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I guess I'm kinda cheap and I ride a bike, not sure what other stereotypes there are really.
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>>60405447
Would you spear an Infidel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_EyhYwEZYI

This guy would have been 14th in line to be sultan if you weren't traitorous rats
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>>60381350
>moreover I am a "fast man" on the bed.
kek

Also I'm tall (well 192 cm is pretty average round here) blond and have blue eyes
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>>60405715
i am an infidel myself so no.
also we should have killed the whole dynasty, this is a disgracement.
while I don't agree with everything Mustafa Kamal did, Ottomans had already lost power and rule was in the hands of İttihat-Terakki. Plus, Ottomans weren't really kind towards the Turks as a nation, they cared for their own empire, not their people, the Turks
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>>60374336
I eat cheese everyday.
But... I HATE SEX.
Maybe i'm the only french to do.
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>>60405933
idk man Nas seems cool. And it would have been pretty fucked up to kill of one of the greatest dynastys the world has ever seen just for the sake of it
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>>60401745
It means that you are a Mong
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>>60405992
it is not killing for the sake of it. I don't have a problem with any of the members personally, most likely they are all decent people. But to imagine our greatest leaders' descendants are now comedians is painful
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>>60406156
Yeah I can see that. idk man just think of it as him being a half breed.

I think they should marry the Austrian royal family if the have one and finally conquer vienna through the power of the bbc


Its pretty interesting though. We don't have shit like that down here. Like we're under the crown or whatever but we don't have nobles and whatnot, just like first fleeters I guess. Do you have nobles and shit in turkey atm or did they all get killed or exiled?
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>>60406307
Ottomanns killed all the nobles when they came to power. Also, Turkish aristocratic system is different from European one. Any Turk, if he has the power, can become a noble. He doesn't have to be nobleborn. All Turks are equal in birth. A prince who lost his power has no nobility above an ex-vassal or a "lowborn" who rise to power with his men.
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>>60406471
well, to correct: Ottomans didn't systematically kill all the other Beys and their families, but they just died out as Ottomans didn't allow local families to grow powerful and instead used their own slave-administrators
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>>60406471
Have you read Machiavelli? He speaks about it in a way. Says basically that everyone is a slave other than the sultan. Uses spiderwebs as an analogy. Where as Europe had powerful nobles in their own right up until the Sun king turned them into courtiers.

Do you know what the actual head of the Osmanaglu family is doing? He must have mad cash man. Just be chilling being a noble living wherever. Its a shame there are no real nobles left. Proper ones, like the Habsburgs all died and the Ottomans got deposed. All the Plantagenets and whatnot are gone. Only real royal family left is the Oldenburgs who are the kings of Denmark. On an interesting note Prince Phillip is actually and Oldenburg and so when the Queen dies there will be an unofficial dynasty change because of the legal stipulations of the House of Windsor it won't be recognised but by the old rules the House of Oldenburg will be the kings of both the commonwealth and Denmark

Pretty cool imo.

Did your ancestors do anything cool? Mine were probably just peasants
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>>60405979
>I HATE SEX
Well, that's unique. You tried with both genders?
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>>60374336
I like baguette, BD and complaining about shit
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I am an ugly male
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>>60406823
of course I did. That's also why, in the Orient, it was easy to conquer a whole country (see Selim I's egypt campaign).

iirc, nothing of value. Also, when we exiled them, we stripped them off all of their valuables. So they weren't really rich.

I don't think so. Paternally, I am descendant of a Sipahi (a soldier with a tiny fiefdom who in turn supplies the army with some other horsemen), and my father's ancestors seem to be people who lived well of in comparison to the average farmer.
Maternally there isn't anything interesting, they all seem to be ordinary farmers.
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>>60407020
I tried only with women. I never felt anything for men. That's disgusting.
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I fucking love potatos, own an Adidas tracksuit and squat all the time
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>>60407124
Have you played Medieval 2? There's Siaphis in that. They are like the feudal level of troops. So they would have been like Turkish knights. Just that Turky had Janissarys too. Its pretty fascinating time and region. I wrote an essay arguing that the fall of Constantinople was more important than the discovery of the Americas at the time for history in Uni. Did you know that Janissarys had mad hats like hat shaped like a boat etc? Trippers by the sound of it.

Were the Seljuks just a dynasty like the Ottomans or were they something different?

Also did you know tHat almost every major power tried to say that they were the heirs of Rome? So like The Rum Sultanate was one but also Russia where Tsar is meant to be Kaiser which is in turn Caesar. So everybody tried their hand at it.

Also Anzu etc are apparently natives of Anatolia. Do you know much about the people like that who lived there? were they originally Greek? idk much about it

Only Turkish man I recall was a total bro though man. Good fella
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>>60407289
Eh, honestly you should probably go out and just try it just to make sure. If you don't like it at least you can be completely confident in your asexuality, and if you do like it, well awesome!

Plus, I don't mean to do some bullshit psychoanalysis over a single post - he said as he went on to do exactly that - but that you felt necessary to add "that's disgusting" here kinda feels like your rejection of the possibility that you could be gay comes more from prejudice against homosexuality in general than genuine not-being-gay sentiment. Like, it wasn't needed in the comment, I could 100% get that you aren't into dudes, but it feels weirdly defensive.

I'm not saying that you're gay, but you know. Are you sure that you're not attracted to guys because you *truly* gave the idea a try and it *truly* wasn't your thing? That you aren't just eliminating the possibility from the get-go?

Well, that being said you could indeed be dismissing the idea because of prejudice and still not be gay, obviously. Asexuality is perfectly okay, too. But I don't know, don't miss out on anything, you know?
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>>60374336

im proud to be murrican. also got a 4x4 and multiple guns
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I smoke weed
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>>60407698
Sipahis and knights aren't equilavents. Sipahis had no privielege, their land could be revoked and they were above the regular soldiers only in rank.
Janissaries also carry a spoon in theirt hats :D
Yeah, they are a dynasty, but their state traditions differ a bit.
Actually Rum Sultanate doesn't refer to Rome, it refers to Diyar-ı Rum (Land of the room: Anatolia). But they, Rome was a great source of legitimation.

Don't know anything about Anzu desu, but Anzu doesn't look a native Anatolian or a Greek. the true natives of this land and across the aeegean are swarthy/tanned, hairy caucasoids.
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>>60408123
>but they
but yes*
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I'm half Arab and I avoid Jews like the plague
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>>60407805
I better should explain further. I find instinctively abnormal. And it have always been like that. So maybe my feelings could change, like for everybody (even those who *taste*), but it's almost impossible.
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>>60408123
Hmm I thought Rum pretended to be the Heirs of Rome.

That's why I asked because she's apparently a native Anatolian but she is whiter than me and I am just Danish, English and Irish. Like you say Turks are meant to be Turkish except the Greek ones and Slav ones and whatnot but apparently she's from a completely different gig.

Has Turkey chilled out yet? Last I heard there were car bombs and shit and you were engaged in a dick measuring contest with Russia over planes or some shit. idk I want you all to be nice and safe. Must suck to be so close to the middle east
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I am pretty athletic compared my fellows of lighter colour.

I occasionally enjoy tea.
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>>60408416
Mehmet II did that.

No, what people call "Turkish" today are a mix of natives (Anatolians, Greeks, Armenians, Pontics, caucasians) and Turks. There are no "fake Turks" (le balkan meme). Although, in my opinion, people who aren't actually descended from Turks (Turkic people) aren't really Turks. But a swarthy Turk is as Turk as a pale, blonde turk. The only people who are "more Turk" are the asiatic ones.
there is basically geurilla warfare in kürdistan, but other parts seem to be safe now
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>>60408311
>I find instinctively abnormal
It *is* abnormal.

But my main point is really just that, in term of how people feel, something feeling *completely* and entirely wrong/abnormal/weird to them can be a bit of a red flag?

(I mean, obviously if I went "hey, maybe you're just a pedo", then yeah that would be a normal reaction, obviously)

That being said, I just don't know how you feel, so yeah. It kinda says a lot about me that I'm more willing to think you would be into dudes than just not into sex, too, lel.
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>>60408739
My favorite is Sulieman the Magnificent. He's pretty cool man.

Hmm there isn't really a typical Australian I guess. Very multicultural society. But we were originally Anglos I guess. But Where I live had loads of Irish too at the start

Is Kurdistan in the south east? What are they fighting about?
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>>60374336

I adore drinking
I hate nigger and sandniggers
I live in commieblock
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>I'm slightly overweight and I only own t-shirts and jeans.
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>>60408739
This is kinda fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGZSkLq3Eng

Did you watch Nas?
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>>60408991
meh, he basically became Hürrem's bitch. A ruler cannot put his love before his rule.
Mehmet II, Orhan I and Selim I are the rulers that carry the mind and blood and guts of a great ruler.
yeah, kürdistan is south east, on the border of iran and iraq. Pkk is trying to gain freedom i think :D but i don't know why they are even fighting anymore, they simply have no manpower and no support from the public to be succesfull.
>>60409104
yeah, and i watched that series too. Good summary for a comic
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>>60387176
I daily drink tea
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>>60375944
Fucking cringe
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>>60409205
idk I think it made him more human. Its easy to forget that the Turks were probably the biggest power in the world in those times. I saw a thing that said that it stagnated though. If you had been less tradition bound Isaac Newton may have been a Turk and you could have stayed at the top of the pyramid it said.

idk those guys. What did they do?

We don't get shit like that. Only even slight worry is Indonesia and we would win so they're not gonna try it. We would have to exterminate them though which wouldn't be very nice. But they told us to fuck off after East Timor. I think we should liberate the rest of the Jakartan empire though. Just because fuck em
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