why wont texas share-edition
/balt/
>1 meme early
>>60364745
what in the literal fuck
she put 3 layers of sauce on it
>>60364745
What the hell. That looked disgusting
>>60364745
This thread is off to a good start
>>60364745
>there are children starving in Africa while Mexicans are busy creating dishes containing millions of calories
>>60364745
Wth is this supposed to be and she didn't even cook the noodles
>>60365015
What's there to cook? They're instant noodles. As long as they're not as stiff as plasterboard, they're cooked.
>>60365015
its instant noodles, you goof. you just add hot water
>>60364745
Why
Why do I hate fat people so much, /cum/?
>>60364745
delet this
>>60364745
I gagd a little
>>60364745
>this is what americans eat on a daily basis
wew
>>60364997
good.
>>60365113
>you goof
I can't hear that word without thinking of that video of the canadian beating up a homeless guy
>>60364887
>>60364939
>>60364993
>>60364997
>>60365015
>>60365138
>>60365163
>>60365188
>can't handle the banter
>>60365162
>not being proud of your culture
>>60365188
It's an old Italian recipe, I think its called Dorito Spaghetti
post more delicious food webms
>>60364745
>mfw i saved this as 'american cuisine'
>>60365213
Goof is the new "retard". Mark my words. Canadian cultural imperialism. F*cking goof.
>>60365224
>Our country's cuisine is now composed of doritos and cup noodles
Like i said, DELET THIS
>>60365188
I'm pretty sure that's mexican or texmex.
>>60365224
These are fucking delicious tho. But with tostitos instead of doritos
>>60365289
>>60365213
>goof
>not using goober
fucking goobers
>>60364745
>>60365254
>>60365306
Fucking subhumans. These people should get shot.
>>60365311
And lots of corn, cheese, and chili powder. Maybe some tamarindo
>>60365306
what is he pouring over the chicken?
molten shit?
>>60365409
>baked beans and mayo
Hello, leaf and freedom friends
>>60365363
>goober
>not using hoser
Get outta here ya hooser
>>60365338
I won't lie, I would try it out of sheer curiosity.
>>60365363
Goof is empirically better than goober, it has a woody quality.
>>60365306
what the fuck is that?
If dubs Brampton gets nuked
>>60365409
My mom eats this, not even memeing. It's so fucking gross. Mayonnaise in general is disgusting.
a classic
>>60365213
what video? post link
>>60365632
if dubs canada marries me
>>60365653
>>60365468
Hello friend. How are you? I am currently comfy in bed.
>>60365656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MXXQLHfgcI
Apparently it's """hug your cat day"""
Whatever the fuck that is.
Give your kot a hug pls.
>>60365806
I hate cats
out of ja/ck/ webms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akI8ibPQg6Y
>>60365758
GOOF
O
O
F
>>60365806
I cant, theyre both dead
>>60365806
Three of them a busy playing on my neighbor's backyard rn.
I'm basically getting cucked by my own pets.
/ck/ memes are truly magical
>>60365965
*are busy
Friend bailed on me for the hiking thing
I'm gonna go do it alone ;-;
>>60366004
>>60366030
I'll go :3
>>60366030
kek
Serves you right for not hanging out with us
>>60366004
There goes my appetite.
>>60366004
would desu
>>60366066
if only anon
>>60366076
i am here literally every day
>>60365842
>out of ja/ck/
Over 90F and the air conditioner broke
Pls kill me
>>60366236
>stabs the butter with the mixer
>>60366385
>Pls kill me
sure senpai, comin right up
>>60366530
saved
Do you have the party cheese salad webm?
Please stop posting this nasty ass food shit.
>>60366714
but its too fun
>there are anons in here right now that have fucked a rubber glove
almost forgot about that desu
>>60366769
>starts hammering it with the roller
my sides
>>60366769
context?
>>60366818
I need to try that
what part of america or canada is this?
>>60366818
literally nothing wrong with it
>>60367025
that looks chile af
>Clapistanis will not only defend this, but they will also applaud it and thinks it's an example to be followed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl3-SfOprao
>>60367087
never trust a nazi. He did nothing wrong
>>60367087
That's hilarious. Who cares? Cunts broke the law and they got chewed out for it. Sorry if the mean policeman made you pee yourself.
What does /cum/ think of Abe Lincoln? He's either my second or third favourite US president. George Washington of course is first, and then it's a hyper state in which Teddy Roosevelt and Lincoln are both second and third together.
>>60365306
>>60365254
These are passable
>>60365224
>>60364745
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN THESE THOUGH. I KEEP YELLING AT HER TO STOP BUT SHE WONT
>>60367215
pretty based, though southerners hate him
>>60367203
>defending a police state
good goy
How do I get a summer part time job in the city without knowing anyone?
Craigslist seems so sketchy
>>60367215
pissed off all of dixie, so automatically a top 10 in my books
top 5:
--------------
Ike
Teddy
FDR
Washington
Jackson
>>60367254
Yeah I love him, I was just thinking that edgy Anons would despise him because of that whole freeing the slaves thing.
>>60367087
>going to jail for speeding
>in a foreign country
also, is rape in jail so common for Americans cops actually use it as a threat?
>>60367215
he was a cunt for freeing the slaves but he would have handled reconstruction better if he wasn't shot
im going to the beach /cum/-chan !~
>>60364745
I-is this is white people food?
how does /cum/ like their pizza?
me?
i just like the bread
>>60367320
it's insane how third world Fatistan is in some regards
>>60364714
Because fuck gommiefornians they're all already moving here
>>60367351
I'm sorta interested in that mushroom swiss burger pizza that papa johns has
looks alright desu
>>60367342
hope u drown
>>60367312
>being mad someone stole a large portion of my families wealth
>edgy
pick one
>>60364714
who /islam/ here?
>>60367374
im an expert swimmer !~
>>60367311
Good list t b h. Why Eisenhower though? Because he was a general?
>>60367351
jesus, and I thought my sister was bad trying to soak up grease from her pizza with a napkin
>>60367367
>tfw Austin
Why do Californians ruin everything? Even my great state's capitol?
>>60367278
>cops give dumbass kids a stern warning for breaking the law
>M-MUH POLICE STATE
go back to r*ddit you fucking turd
>>60367215
Did the wrong things for the right reasons, except for freeing the slaves which was the right thing but for the wrong reason.
I like Teddy best.
>>60367334
I pick edgy, which is exactly what being mad at making an abhorrent practice illegal is you twat.
>>60367409
I do that sometimes lol
Only when the pizza is too greasy tho
recipe idea for your next potluck
>>60367403
Great military leader, federal highway act to connect the country, great economic stability during the 50's, didnt escalate the korean war like LBJ and nixon, denounced the military industrial complex, kinda sorta barely helped with development of the internet
>>60367483
He should have compensated everyone. I'm not advocating a return to slavery, my issue is with his unlawful confiscation of our private property.
>>60367505
Do you mean he didn't escalate the Vietnam war? I thought that he escalated Korea quite a bit.
>>60367445
t. good goy
Hello!!!!!!!
>>60367474
Explain the "right/wrong things for the wrong/right reasons" statements. please.
>>60367542
no, I was saying he didnt escalate it as opposed to what the others did with Vietnam. He brought the US into Korea but after seeing China swing their weight and back up the north, he said fuck it and set up the border.
>>60367605
Hey there buckaroo
>>60367401
well then, i'll go to the beach and make sure you fucking drown
>>60367656
medium rare my ass
>>60367320
I would prefer that than for him to run my name and check my shit.
hold on cum i'll make some breakfast for you real quick
>>60367656
>this gives the american a hard on
This lads are very wew
:^)
I had an idea of an invention that a scientist told me about in my dreams.
Who /101°/ here?
>>60367727
wat is it /cum/-chan
>>60367658
I am NOT a buckaroo whatever that is
>>60367541
>Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. - Lincoln
Dixie scum had it coming imo.
Joke, I would have rathered the government gave them compensation which would have potentially avoided a million dead. However, Lincoln wouldn't have been able to do that though, South Carolina already Seceded, so don't blame it on him.
>>60367740
not anymore
>>60367742
Microwave inside of a Fridge senpai.
>>60367618
He
>restricted civil liberties
>put down protests with military force
>mass conscripted Irish fresh off the boats to fill in the enormous casualties the North was losing
>instilled curfew
>in general was the least democratic president our fair democracy ever had
All because he refused to let the country collapse. He was going to see the North win the war or die trying... died afterwards anyhow.
He freed the slaves because he wanted to punish the North but mostly because he needed something to rally the North behind. The war was massively unpopular, his crackdowns only made it worse, as a morale boost he tried to force through the emancipation proclamation and he did. It only freed slaves in rebelling states.
He didn't want to free the slaves at all, and if they were freed he wanted them deported back to Africa. He knew just as well as any other educated man the problems taht would ensue if blacks were freed and stayed in the US.
I think it actually ended up far worse than they ever imagined though.
>>60367748
i was looking for this one
>>60367765
umm
hmm
http://www.strawpoll.me/10399867
>>60367773
*punish the South
>>60367797
he's dumb. don't listen to him
>>60367797
Imagine this you're a student living in a dorm, you take out a hotpocket and put it in a microwave in the fridge. When you go to take it out of the microwavefridge you can also grab a beer in the same go. You also save space etc.
>>60367744
Settle down there partner
>>60367822
/gif/, /s/, and /h/ are GOAT
>>60367839
o i c..
@60367822
chose to abstain from voting in this poll
>>60367839
why dont you just leave the microwave next to the fridge, so it doesnt take up space
why is N*rth Am*rican folk music so fucking shit compared to folk music from elsewhere in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRm11yXTdo
>>60367885
shalom greatest ally
>>60367622
Ohh I see what you mean man. That is pretty good, avoiding another awful prolonged war. I think it's especially good because my bampa fought in it, and who knows, if it went on longer I may not be here.
>>60367909
But if the microwave is on the fridge then you don't need to calculate for space needed for a microwave. This invention is intended for NEETs, students, and travelers.
>>60367873
And the fridge also cools the hotpocket a bit for yah.
>>60367871
I'm not sure what your acronyms stands for senpai
>>60368025
but then you have to have 2 circuits powering both the fridge and the microwave
and if you shut the fridge door, how would you hear the microwave when its done?
>>60368061
>I'm not sure what your acronyms stands for senpai
oh i see
>>60368066
But the microwave isn't on all the time, and we'll just attach a bell on the outside of the fridge or whatever.
>>60367885
>Oh god, oh yes!
What was her fucking problem?
>>60367773
Every single major war the US has been involved has infringed on the freedoms of it's citizens. Be it the Revolution or Iraq, liberties were encroached upon, sometimes for noble reasons and sometimes not. And in my opinion no other reason is more noble than ending abuses of human rights.
@60367919
>It's a leaf desperately looking for (You)s episode
>>60367873
>You'll never see America under Kennedy's Presidency again
>>60367873
Why was this post deleted?
>>60368302
>the space race is gone and buried
>>60367873
Holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UNBELIEVABLE
This is the truth of the American War of TREASON.
>http://www.redcoat.me.uk/index.htm
#staywoke
I have this song stuck in my head for a long time lads help me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOvBOTyX00
>>60368170
>And in my opinion no other reason is more noble than ending abuses of human rights.
His point was that ending abuses of human rights wasn't the reason.
>>60368346
pay your own taxes and debt, limey
Channeling power of Ukraina to finish this
Slava
>>60368368
Yeah it kinda was. There was some Union states that still allowed slavery, so do you think that he would have risked the Union further with the Proclamation and 13th Amendment just to punish the South?
>>60367873
>>60368313
hmm
>>60368357
Do you also suck dicks?
>>60368423
>Our own taxes
>Our own debt
>For the war YOU started
Hmmm...
>>60368444
Not at all, I think he did it to give the war moral justification/legitimacy, get the abolitionist vote, and to ensure that the South wouldn't get uppity again after the war by restarting the slavery debate.
Yank btw
He does it for ____?
>>60364997
YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG, CMOOON
>>60368541
food
>>60368541
fREEEEEE
Hello
>>60367282
pls help
>>60368636
are you here for dinner?
>>60367849
is that you in the pic
>>60368673
A Mexican janitor... How fitting.
>>60367282
Monster or go to a temp agency, or something.
>>60365149
>>/fit/37426185
Enjoy, my brother!
>>60364745
what the fuck is that pile of puke
DORITOS AND MARUCHAN WITH A GALLON OF FUCKING SAUCE
>>60368682
why
who would do this
>>60368720
JOTOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60368735
>>60368753
Joto literally dindu nuffin
She was trying to save the general, but we didnt listen
That poor woman
Nixon was one of the best presidents we ever had.
>>60368838
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh no
>>60368688
No, that's my gf
>>60368838
Teddy Roosevelt*
stop buying so much frozen convenience food and have a nice home cooked meal
>>60368838
he really was an absolute madman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_theory
>>60365409
nO NO ON O NO NO NO NO NONNO NO NO NO NOSTOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>60368831
>"""""""she"""""""
Also pretty much killed off Romaniafriend
>>60368753
I really miss her
that aint workin
thats the way you do it
lemme tell ya
them guys aint dumb
>>60368989
money for nuthin and your chicks for free
WE GOTTA INSTALL MICROWAAAAVE OVENS
>>60368938
Poor Romania, caught in the crossfire between Joto and the trash that infested this general at the time
She will not be forgotten
If I ever go out it's gonna be with my dick in my hand
>>60368899
mmmm
just like how mama use to make
>>60368959
why'd they leave?
>>60369059
WE GOTTA MOVE THESE REFRIGORATORS
WE GOTTA MOVE THESE COLOR TV's
>Buy some raspberries
>Open package
>All the moldy berries are in the center with all the appetizing ones are on the outside to convince me they weren't moldy
>Look at country of origin
>Mexico
>>60369102
She hangs out in /lat/ last I checked
She thinks this general is full of obnoxious autists now
>>60369155
I could explain why they were the moldy ones but you're probably too pleb to understand.
What're you doing tonight
>me
>>60369090
>slightly pink in the center
>this kills the american
>>60369221
noice
drinking whiskey mixed with a slurpee
>>60369224
That's more than "slightly pink" and also that's probably commercial groundbeef, which should always be taken up to 160F as per FDA guidelines
>>60369217
Explain pls I'm interested :3
>>60365281
But it's Mexican
>>60369221
play vidya and wait for the ufc main card
>mfw my sister said she lurks on 4chan occasionally
>mfw she talks about it like it's a "so edgy and psychopath forum"
>mfw she doesn't know I do
Gotta be real careful not to shitpost so she doesn't see a ban message for me.
>inb4 a mod bans me for this post to fuck with me
I say a little prayer for you
just tried to catch a quarter sized spider running around in the kitchen
but he got away
>>60369330
.....:^)........
>>60369330
Enjoy your vacation
>30°C
>>60369466
>86 degrees
wow, its nothing
>you will never be an American
>you will never smoke weed with Adam Sandler
>>60369488
Yeah cause you're probably some california beaner used to the heat. This is not white people weather.
>>60369524
less than 10% mexican population where I am, m80
shits nothing
>>60369564
So what?
Been playing Checkers (the burger place) so hard these past few days.
All their receipts have a link to a survey on the back that gives a code for a free sandwhich when you buy a drink. Been paying 2.58 for a massive soda and any burger I want + the receipt for that has yet another link for a free sandwhich.
>>60369626
so it is white people weather
>Heros of the Storm has a tournament going on
>check it out
>a team has a terrible tranny player
>everyone in chat getting banned for saying ANYTHING regarding it
wew lad
boy do i love e""""sports""""
>>60369330
ok you're getting banned, my brother works for 4chan.
>>60369664
I disagree.
>>60369741
>watching """esports""""
>ever
>>60367502
Isn't he due for a heart attack? What black magic is keeping him alive?
you know what i'm sayin?`
:^)
>>60369889
8^D
>>60369931
:^*
>>60369741
SCII has been on the decline since King of the Beta.
>>60369987
<:^/
>>60370024
>:)
hehe
>>60370054
8^P
>>60369330
hey its me, your sister
I want to have sex with you, please call me right now and tell me how horny you are.
>112F
>>60370159
Az?
623
>>60369741
>the rec in pre-rec stands for rectum
>>60370214
͏>=^[
>>60370282
(._.)
>arizona literally melting right now
Have any of you tried these things?
I kinda like them.
would you say "Es importante estudiar" or "Esta importante estudiar"
>>60366818
I did when I was prolly 15.
felt good at the time.
>>60370453
"Es"
"Esta" means "This"
I'm off. Mexico is in charge. You kids play nice now.
>>60370493
no it doesnt
I--i-i'm in charge?
>>60370514
yes it does you retard
esta also means is
