the mandatory text:
The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
here's my recording:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J3pSjj0UyO
What do I sound like?
/balt/
>>60355749
no, it's not
why are texts on these threads always so long? I never post on it because of that
>>60355704
tldr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Et8MCNYz94
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
(1/2)
you all are fucking bullies
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up.
(2/2)
>>60355749
What's /balt/?
>>60355704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HOOxof6fAq
tfw as drunk as mortally possible
>>60356576
Relax man. Don't mind them.
Some weird gay Californian. No offense.
>>60356915
was it addressed me, sir?
>>60356556
>>60356614
>>60355704
Sorry Ukraine bro
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iboGRAzX8U
I guess I'm back
Summer holidays started and that means 2 months of solitude with no human contact
>>60357093
afraid of getting beaten up by niggers?
>>60357202
No
It's just that I don't spend time with anyone and I only exit my house for groceries and gym
>>60357291
>gym
normie
>>60357291
Gym? For how long? Are you strong?
>>60357348
That's the most anti normiest sports
You don't have to socialise at all
>>60357368
Are you a homo?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XScDrurSh5
lol bon jovi
still drunk as fuck, even more drunk now
>>60357027
No I take it back. Not bad. You sound like a Swedish person speaking English on how you hold your vowels longer. It is almost a southern draw. I think you you would sound better cutting them shorter.
>>60357416
Don't lie to me, you're going there out of expectations to get a pussy, normie
>>60357416
>Are you a homo?
N-no. Yes.
Just tell me if you're strong.
>>60357507
No I don't
>>60357530
No I'm not
>>60357604
For how long have you been working out?
>>60357652
Few years
>>60357710
And you're not strong?
>>60357448
Not drunk enough.
:DDDDP
>>60357742
I don't think so
>>60357652
I have to admit, you do really seem to be a gay asking all these sorts of questions.
>>60357751
Got me, when I'm drunk I'm shouting this shit
Any other famous rock song to be read by a drunk Ivan?
>>60357775
So, you're like fat?
>>60357788
I just want to know more about the gym
>>60357860
No, I'm skinny
I find it hard to gain weight and that's why I'm not strong either
Though I'm not as scrawny as I was when I started
I hope
>>60357860
It's a bad piece of advice, but I really enjoy doing HIIT. It hurts, I feel like shit after finishing my daily routine, but it's rewarding if you want muscle tone
>>60357917
You don't take pictures to compare?
>>60358177
Are you the Eero guy from the chat?
>>60357855
Yes. One moment.
Here, friend.
Iron maiden.
Kill for gain, shoot to maim
We don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
Never out of season
Blackened pride burns inside
Shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamor, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
>>60358206
Nope
>>60358177
lol, he's trying to pick you up
>>60358279
Oookay then. You don't wanna chat, that's fine.
Also, requesting some german:
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
>>60358290
Crimea belongs to Russia
>>60358330
Nah I'm fine with chatting but I'm not sure about the people who receive hot pockets
>>60358423
>who receive hot pockets
What the fuck does that mean? Are you calling me gay or something?
>>60358273
I love this one!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s021eRzGTrAE
>>60358523
Not bad. Please just do a meme song. I need the laughs.
You used to call me on my, you used to, you used to
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
>>60359531
I guess you missed a post :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uAZmm3i2ey
>>60358523
>being this new
>>60360008
I'm not new.
>>60358330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fI6J7gsOU0
>>60360357
are you 70 or something?
>>60360541
No, I am 18. why?
>>60359890
I guess I did. Thanks Russian bro, I am satisfied now. You may rest or get shit faced.
>>60360660
post feet
>>60360937
>>60360660
you better show your anus for that matter
Here's some gradual redneck for y'all.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05MmKeJX9fv
What are the vocaroo threads about? Improving pronounciation? Memes?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rciqxYHA49
>>60361316
Trying to catch someone with texan accent.
please, someone, record how you pronounce the word anal
>>60361362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBmFGoZuBiA
SING IT
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAASEEE
>>60361612
fucking chinese
>>60361612
WE WUZ HUNS N SHIT
>>60361612
Sorry mate, Im a jew and I dont speak kazakh.
>>60361612
i did it already
>>60356307
>>60361612
PLEASE SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS KAZAKH OR AT LEAST CAN IMITATE KAZAKH SING THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR ETERNITY DAMN IT
>>60361710
sing or gtfo
>>60361732
sing or gtfo
>>60361753
then learn it you fool
you're the one who's living in the country not me
>>60361795
fuck off
>>60361471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iifRZ2auA6
RATE GERMAN PLOX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1roLRAdY4jy
>>60361956
I've seen other kazakhs here on /int.
Atleast flag.
>>60361956
there's no lyrics online for this song m8. why are you so hell bent on hearing some fag from 4chan sing it?
>>60362006
hey brazil bro try to sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBmFGoZuBiA
>>60362157
http://pastebin.com/ADZQFiMz
there you go
>>60362191
Why are you so interested in this song?
Also, I don't read cyrilic. Sorry.
>>60362191
lel, well you're in luck cause I can read that. I'm not recording the entire song though and I'm shit at singing so I'll record a verse of your choice in my best falsetto
>>60362342
Why don't you sing the american anthe?
>>60362191
I can read it
>>60361612
Gave it my best shot. Hard without lyrics.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DZ5UndLfON
>>60362519
record some Russian
>>60355704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uJnZRkZBcq
>>60362612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l52J6rQKMa
>>60362342
do it
>>60362519
do it
>>60362609
your throat consonants are shit senpai
>>60362625
sing this you bong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBmFGoZuBiA
>>60362738
Lyrics?
>>60362738
What the hell is your problem?
>>60362738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cFvY6g4afb
first verse
>>60362736
Tell me about yourself a little, are you a chink or slav?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DyvzbG2pNC
>>60362819
he has autism
>>60362793
http://pastebin.com/ADZQFiMz
>>60362851
Slavic jew
LYRICS
Ұpaндaп aйтып бaбacын.
Aнacындaй көpiп Aлaшын.
Жayынa жaғa жыpтқызбaй.
Бaтыpлықтың бiлгeн бaғacын.
Aлыcтaн қылыш acынып.
Aзaт eткeн бaйтaқ дaлacын.
Capқыты бoлып caқтapдың.
Tүлeгiндe түзiп бaққaнмын.
Жәнiбeк Кepeй қoлымeн.
Қaзығымды aлғaш қaққaнмын.
5 ғacыp caлып apaғa.
Apaйлaнып aтқaн aқ тaңмын-aй.
Tүpкiнiң тaмшы жaңбыpымын.
Caқ пeнeн Ғұнның тaғдыpымын тapaғaн.
Aлyaн зaмaн кeшкeн eлмiн.
Күш-қyaт aлып өcкeн eлмiн дaлaдaн.
Ap-нaмыc acқaқ aйбыным дeп.
Бipлiгiм бaқыт бaйлығым дeп caнaғaн.
Кeшeгi Қaзaқ хaндығымның.
Бүгiнгi ғaжaп бip жыpымын жaңaдaн.
Қacым хaн бoлғaн тapлaным.
Eciм хaным acқaқ зaңғapым.
Шaмшыpaқ бoлып epтeңгe.
Tәyкe хaным жaзғaн зaңдapым.
Aбылaй қocып бacымды.
Opындaлғaн eдi apмaным.
Apындaп aлғa ұмтылғaн.
Жүpeгiндe тaлaй cыp тұнғaн.
Қылығы тaзa қыз тyғaн.
Apғымaққa мiнep ұл тyғaн.
Бүгiндe әлeм тaнығaн.
Бiз тәyeлciз eлмiз құлпыpғaн-aй.
Шaбaндoз пaлyaн бaтыp eлмiн.
Күйшi мeн жыpшы aқын eлмiн бұpыннaн.
Бaбaлap aйтқaн өcиeтiн.
Бoйынa қoнғaн қacиeтiн ұғынғaн.
>>60362876
Thanks but unfortunately I cant read Cyrillic
LYRICS PART 2
Taлacқaн көкпeн бaйpaғы бap.
Құлaмac бepiк aйбapы бap тұғыpдaн.
Ынтымaқ тiлeк Tәңipiмeн.
Хaндық пeн хaқтың әмipiмeн құpылғaн.
Хaлқымыздың пeйiлi кeң дaлacындaй.
Tyғaн жepiн aялaғaн - Aнacындaй Қaзaғым-aй.
Қaзaғым-aй.
Caлтын caқтap көздepiнiң қapacындaй.
Қaзaқ дeгeн eл әлeмдe бap ocындaй.
Қaзaғым-aй Қaзaғым-aй.
Шaбaндoз пaлyaн бaтыp eлмiн.
Күйшi мeн жыpшы aқын eлмiн бұpыннaн.
Бaбaлap aйтқaн өcиeтiн.
Бoйынa қoнғaн қacиeтiн ұғынғaн.
Taлacқaн көкпeн бaйpaғы бap.
Құлaмac бepiк aйбapы бap тұғыpдaн.
Ынтымaқ тiлeк Tәңipiмeн.
Хaндық пeн хaқтың әмipiмeн құpылғaн.
>>60362876
Oh, okay. I feel sorry for him.
>>60362926
>>60362976
>not posting central-asian nationalistic songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz7Bt-zERQc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYrrW5ByzhQ
>>60362926
>>60362976
Fuck, even turkish easy to read than kazakh for me.
>>60356307
anyone want to say yarak in turkish? it's quite simple
>>60363007
>>60363072
>>60363077
i just wanted an anon to sing me a comfy kazakh song ;_;
>>60363181
I'd love to, but I can't. Sorry, france
>>60363172
dat central asian features tho
>>60363181
I would if I could mate, way too much effort
>>60363077
latin alphabet when??
>>60363172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITFkqJD7Qj
>>60363172
record this:
Ya tureckaya svinya hochu pososat' u russkih ih chleny
>>60363266
Never
>>60363172
That means "creek" here.
>>60363232
>france
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>60363425
You're weird, but in a fun and cheeky way.
>>60363496
>fun and cheeky
you misspelled autistic
>>60363281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4nwiCGIZf
>>60363589
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4nwiCGIZf
bastard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tSf1ebXOpJ
şimdi arkadaşlar beni iyi dinleyin. ben dj ercik. yalnız bakın ki eeee, bazı kişiler benim videolarımı kullanıyorlar, gerçekten çok yanlış bir davranış, kimse kimsenin videosunu kullanamaz, bu bir sanal alem youtube diye bir site.!lütfen haddinizi bilin arkadaşlar. haddinizi bilmiyorsanız ananızı avradınızı ben sikerim, tamam mı? ananızı avradınızı gelmişinizi geçmişinizi sikim, orrospu çocun piçleri lan he? amına kodum üç kuruşluk adamlar...adamsınız lan siz he, yorum yazmayı bilmeyen oruspu çocukları lan he. hepinizin anasını sikim lan, hepinizin avradını sikim lan, hepinizin kız bacısını sikim lan, amına kodum evlatları. lan bana kim karşı geliyorsa var ya anasını avradını sikim lan he. Kim beni sevmiyosa ANASINI AVRADINI SİKİM LAN SÜLALESİNİ SİKİM LAN he, gıcık kapan kim varsa anasını avradını sikim lan amına kodumun oruspu çocukları, kendinizi nenazar... ne zannediyorsunuz lan he amına kodumun evlatları he. burda karşınızda ercik var lan ercik var, başka kimse var mı he? amına kodumun evlatları, bir gün gelicek gücümü herkes görecek, amına soktumun piçleri, amına kodumun götleri, konuşmayı bilmiyen orospu çocukları. kendi kendine yorum yazan oruspu çocukları. bir gün güc... gücümü görceksiniz lan hepiniz gücümü göreceksiniz. vaaaay diceksiniz vaaay ercik büyük adammış biz kıymetini bilemedik onun, amına godumun piçleri sizi.
>>60363589
>you misspelled autistic
Nah, he's funny.
>>60363691
kek
http://inciswf.com/gidiyoruzstoyayla.swf
>>60363691
it's painful listening to
>>60363691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0616eTdWKUX
Impossible
Someone read this please:
The self destruct sequence has been activated. Repeat. The self destruct sequence has been activated. This sequence may not be aborted. All employees proceed to the emergency car at the bottom platform
eğer bana kufur eden varsa oralarda... bana bi yazi yazanlar olursa... onun anasının amına fog koyarım tağam mı?... you motherfucker you can't talk to me like to twatface and if you do again i would bang you up twatface i am livin in england... c'mon let talk to me again you bastards... im a little gangster u know you fucking twatfaces!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRs6_oXzwY
>>60363939
10/10 anon thanks for your effort!
>>60363871
yeah like 60% of the text is swear words
>>60363691
Пocлyшaй мeня тeпepь дpyзья. Я DJ тычинки. ээээ тoлькo видeть, чтo нeкoтopыe люди иcпoльзyют мoe видeo, этo дeйcтвитeльнo нeпpaвильнoe пoвeдeниe, мoжнo иcпoльзoвaть oдин из видeo, этo виpтyaльный миp пoд нaзвaниeм caйт YouTube.! пoжaлyйcтa бepycь знaeтe cвoих дpyзeй. Avradı Я пoлaгaю, твoя мaть вы нe знaeтe, вaшe дepьмo, лaднo? Ублюдoк peбeнкa oн чeлoвeк? Я кoд тpи пeнни вы, peбятa. чeлoвeкa к чeлoвeкy oн, дeти, кoтopыe нe знaют, cын чeлoвeкa, кoтopoгo oн являeтcя кoммeнтиpoвaниe. вce ГЛABHOE eбaть чeлoвeк, чeлoвeк eбyт y'all avrad, вce cecтpы дeвoчeк тpaхнyть чeлoвeкa, я cын мoeгo кoдa. Ecли чeлoвeк пpишeл кo мнe, ктo eбaть чeлoвeк или oвлaдeть мacтepcтвoм avrad ч. Ким Eбaть LAN динacтии я eбaть AVRAD ANA Me sevmiyos LAN ч, пpeзpeнный лoвyшки, кoтopыe eбaть cвoй avrad глaвный Ecли чeлoвeк являюcь чepтoвa шлюхa дeтeй, caми nenaz ecть. чтo вы дyмaeтe чeлoвeк пpивeт yтpa кoдиpoвaть мoи cынoвья чac. вoт вaши тычинoк тычинки пpoтив чeлoвeкa тaм, никтo дpyгoй нe y нeгo? yблюдкa cынoвья, в oдин пpeкpacный дeнь вce yвидят, мoя cилa пpидeт, я soktu мoи peбятa, я блядь жoпы, гoвopить bilmiorum cынoвeй cyк.
Nice google translate. Record this someone.
>>60364502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXmsemWOz8E
sing this one anon
i'm sure you'll succeed
>>60363691
>not posting with its video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eShZadF82DA
>>60364502
what? even his turkish is not comprehensible how can you translate that shit?
>>60360121
but you are a raging faggot, faggo poo poo.
go post your face in some shit garbage thread, ape
>>60363691
How is the i without a dot pronounced
>>60367532
my beautiful bully
