post 'Only in USA' pics
>>60354826
This must be a joke, RIGHT?
>>60354826
this guy has to have some medical condition
>inb4 "ya, it's called being fat hehe"
>>60355012
It's called being American
>>60354826
That's not in the US
>>60355012
Ya, it's called being fat hehe
>>60354826
>Bobby Joe, call 911! Chester's stuck in the pool again!
>>60354826
>>60355012
kek
POSTING IN EPIC BRED
*subscribes*
>>60354826
What fire department in the us dresses like that? That's probably in Europe
>>60354826
That's Dutch though
>>60355012
it's called being fate and american
>>60355292
Anerican tourist*
>>60354826
>requests 'only in usa' pics
>posts rural dutch pic
This is literally 'Only in Steenwijk'. The skate bowl was frozen over so the guy was stuck. Then his friend was retarded enough to call emergency services instead of the neighbours to get him out.
Evidently the entire thing is coated in black ice. Something like this would be very difficult to climb out of.
Still can't say whether it's the US or not though.
>>60354826
>>60355292
>>60356712
>british """"education""""
>>60355385
I feel diapers fetishes would be fairly prevalent in Germany as well.
>>60357552
>american education.jpg
all aboard the ameribus
Does it kill people in other countries as well?
>>60356712
Why didn't those idiots get some boiling water and pour it on the ice
>>60357789
They are obviously less accustomed to ice than you. They should have pored some maple syrup on the ice so he could gain traction
>>60357789
You really think that's feasible? A less stupid person might have thrown sand down but trowing water onto ice in an effort to make it less slippery might be the dumbest thing you could possibly do.
>>60358138
what
>>60354826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUuK6JtP7xA
>>60354922
Might be high on something.
>>60357986
You know Santa Ana lost, right?
>>60358896
Why do you tolerate this senpai?
>>60359075
This is the most
>american education
pic I've ever seen.
>>60359194
I also like the presentation which repeats the same information four times in different font sizes.
>>60359075
lmao this was the one where she thought he was middle eastern (he was Italian) and that the math was arabic and that it was like a suicide note or some shit
>>60358719
>Stan Lee harasses DC fans while pretending to be on a cameo role in a Marvel movie.
>>60359429
They may have confused Sikhism with Islam but it's still based to make them feel unwelcome.
>>60359586
>country is a sixth nigger and a sixth beaner and the others are pretty retarded, too
>MAKING SIKHS WE CONFUSED FOR SANDNIGGERS FEEL UNWELCOME WILL SOLVE ALL OUR SOCIAL CONFLICTS
>>60358138
are you retarded?
>>60360014
He's just american.
>>60357714
>not drinking sizuuuuuuuurp
fag
>>60359845
that's pretty cool actually
>>60358896
kek the song is perfectly timed. Noice in that sense. Otherwise is brazil favella tier.
>>60359042
An upside is that we don't have criminal strongmen having influence in our states.
And generally people don't have a consenting opinion on it. Anyone is part of the American right cheers it on and leftist obviously complain about it. Meanwhile you have Federal/state authorities riling the Right wing extremists and the leftist cheering it on. All levels of authority work closely with each other and the Feds have a hard time vilifying or cracking down on local government.
>>60354826
Heart Attack Grill
Can't make this shit up.
>>60360995
Forgot image (think of this as a bump)
>>60357552
>>60361039
>mfw customers are apparently already wearing hospital clothes and bracelets
Straight to the ER after lunch, eh?
>>60357986
You know the Communists ended up losing right?
>>60358463
WTF I love the USA now
>>60361523
GJ-bu season 2 when?
>>60361691
What the fuck. I've never seen anyone shit themselves in public like that, what is wrong with americans?
>>60361691
Who spends their time making collages of people with shit in their pants?
>>60362030
literally nothing wrong with shitting your pants
>>60362030
Shouldn't that be sexy to you?
>>60361338
A restaurant called "heart attack". Ofc they're ready to be transferred to a hospital after this
>>60354826
Posts a pic from bongistan
>>60362142
Well memed.
>>60357986
My cousin wouldn't be alive if that never happened. Weird how things work out.
>>60359429
Sikhs are bro-tier though.
>>60354826
>>60354826
lmfao
>>60359586
low iq failure at life detected
>>60361691
What the hell is this? Is this really a thing in USA?
R'ing the screencap about Americans talking about DNA.
>>60362030
>>60363641
Apparantly, its caused by dietpills which fuck up the digestive system and make shits liquid and thus when they fart, they shart.
>>60359075
>americans
>>60361312
oi m8 delete this rite now u cunt
>>60358463
Kek
>>60358463
That's real good of the storeowner, he got away unharmed, and without letting the criminals get away
but you know what would be better?
if there was some test required to own a gun, similar to a driver's license, those thugs probably wouldn't have showed up in the first place, and he could have still had his own gun for safety
>>60359219
that's a real big diamond, and finely made ring for someone buying such a cheap burger, probs fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZcqn1K_fCA
>>60364208
>if there was some test required to own a gun
uhmmm.... all states require background checks for gun store purchases and many of them require training for concealed carry and open carry permits. and yet........
>>60364208
That would imply:
>There are no unaccounted for guns laying around
>The funs accounted for are secure
>People who commit theft don't steal
>>60364447
What the fuck.
>>60364447
Oh god why.
>>60358896
>waaah police brutality, i dindu nuthin
break the law the law breaks you, if you run or attack police then why should they play fair and not kick your ass?
>>60363526
what the fuck?
>>60357552
holy kekerino
>>60354826
>>60364747
>i'm a tiny submissive bitch who sucks police ass and nightstick dick: the post
kay, please refrain from speaking to people who are smarter than you, alright hon?
>>60364409
>similar to a drivers license
I'm talking about a course in gun safety, how to keep a gun clean, how to handle it, and yes, even how to aim and shoot
That way, even when some dumb people decide to get a gun for all the wrong reasons, they'd still turn out a little bit smarter than if there was no such test
>>60364438
Yeah, true, but i do think it would've made for fewer shooting episodes like that, even if not cleaned it all up
not saying this is the best solution, but i do think something should change in american gun laws, and it seems to me like pushing for an all-out ban would be too much
>>60365090
>DUDE why cant i break the law and run away, its nut FAIR, muh freedoms ur a fascist
Nah, the police only deserve punishment for inaction and being too weak towards criminals.
What you want in anarcho-tyranny, a place where niggers and spics can fuck with you without getting a beating by the cops while if you fight back you get fucked.
>>60364208
There is a huge underground market for fake or unregistered weapons. No one uses registered weapons for crime.
>>60364447
Flubber 2
>>60365215
Nice flag.
>american "food"
>>60365215
uhm, you know that the answer to countering police brutality isn't the elimination of the police force... right? And that police brutality isn't even close to just affecting "criminals"?
Also you know nothing about the "justice system" if you think that brutality, intimidation, and extensive jail sentences curtails any form of violence criminality.
>>60365730
Shooting criminals stop criminality.
All criminality is wrong
Pot smokers are racemixing faggots that worship nigger culture and are therefore a negative to society.
Violent thugs go in and out of jail until they eventually murder, they should be shot before they can do that.
Stop being a liberal faggot that hugs convicts and get a job.
>>60365215
hey jersey fag
>>60365908
lol ok so you don't have critical thinking skills. see ya later dicklicker.
>>60354826
I haven't laughet that hard for a while.
>>60365519
Sickening. People don't actually eat this shit right?
As american as apple pie and scientific illiteracy.
>>60365908
Jeez the sheik sure has changed up his persona.
>>60366101
CHI
>>60365519
Why does she keep squeezing lemon over it?
>>60358138
>american """"education""""
>>60366095
ask yourself. You're probably eating it as I write
>>60364396
that's a real fucking hilarious post, poland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke
>>60365519
That's a great business here.
Selling cheap food for the double or triple of the real price.
Here "desgranados" are made of chips, sausage, sauce, corn and cheese and making it by yourself it cost like 3 dollars max, but in the streets its selled for for 5-7 dollars.
>>60366173
Nah. I'm eating a bagel
>>60359075
Murrica is seriously retarded
>>60365519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCDmp-CcHU
>>60354826
>>60358463
This is retarded. There's no sense in taking another person's life just because of money. He could have just let them take the money and leave.
Inb4 internet tough guys
>>60367038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTYMNXkg58A
>inb4 tyt
>>60367038
>He could have just let them take the money and leave.
And get a reputation as an easy score?
>>60366754
>tfw the early 2000s vibe hits me in the feels
>>60367038
I'd partially agree if the thieves weren't armed themselves
>>60358719
terrorists use kids as well.Everyone should be seen as a threat until proven otherwise
>>60354826
That's not in the US
a bit rude desu
>>60367464
cant handle that banter...
>>60355098
Lol
>>60358896
Da brice of breedom
>>60367464
I can barely read that....to funny...
>>60365883
God bless
>>60355327
>it's called being fate
>>60359429
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182
Sikhs are niggers too.
>>60354826
>national tragedy
>>60365169
>I'm talking about a course in gun safety, how to keep a gun clean, how to handle it, and yes, even how to aim and shoot
>That way, even when some dumb people decide to get a gun for all the wrong reasons, they'd still turn out a little bit smarter than if there was no such test
Some states have classes for teaching trigger discipline, what constitutes as self defense etc.
The most important thing I learned is NEVER. EVER. Do the stupid retarded thinking of "WUH WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT HIM IN DA LEG". If you shoot. You shoot to kill.
>>60370140
>The most important thing I learned
Trigger discipline for sure. Doing fifty pushups each time you forgot to turn on the safety or keep your finger off the trigger, makes you remember quick enough. And when you remember, you realize it's the best insurance against unwanted shots, just keep your fucking finger off it unless you're literally considering to end someone else's life.
>>60367038
There's no good reason to trust the intentions of a person who is robbing you at gunpoint. If you get the opportunity to kill them, you have every right to do it.
>>60370301
>All guns are always loaded.
>Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
>Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
>Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
Even my youngest child (who's only ever shot with a bow) knows these...
>>60370608
My favorite "anon is a tantrumsperg" moments around other people:
>at party in the district, people own air rifles and replica guns for fun
>coolhobby.jpg
>somebody lifts up something that looks like, feels like and operates like a bolt action rifle and waves it around, pointing at people
I swear, I've literally tackled people and ripped the weapon from their sticky retard fingers at least five times.
I honestly don't give half a shit that people think I overreact. I do not accept getting a weapon pointed at me unless explicitly consenting after personally checking it.
>>60366898
> posts a British newspaper
>>60364208
>>60364208
I guarantee you the only legally purchased firearm in that situation was the one the cashier used. Putting in more tests/requirements to get guns will not affect criminals.
>>60370316
this desu
>>60361312
Well that was rude
>>60370707
Bro, if you want to blame someone blame hollywood.
>>60357693
>>60358719
American Education is too much vocational to my taste.
>>60370853
I love that shooting a normal semi sideways like "tha thugg rappas" lands you steaming hot brass in your eyeball.
>>60370140
It's funny that the ones that don't require those classes are the states with the highest gun violence.
>>60357552
the cold war should have gone hot
>>60370880
This is fake, no true American Patriot would call a gun's magazine a "Clip".
>>60365883
>>60370928
It's not the first time this test have been used, though.
http://www.fox10tv.com/story/32103749/mcpss-looking-into-complaint-about-racist-math-test
>>60358138
sand = slips away
warm water = melts the ice so you can get foothold
we don't sprinkle sand on our roads in winter, we sprinkle salt. To melt the ice.
It gets so tiresome dealing with this shit. Yes we are given burgers and guns whe we are born an black people rape us all. Any other other stereotype is completely true. You win.
>>60371142
Sand is just as good as salt in a pickle.
>>60371200
No, you can't use sand to pickle.
Silly american.
As a matter of fact, we're probably going to switch from salt+water to salt+syrup to get the stuff to stick better to the roads, so they dont have to sprinkle them so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJi3oZbthCA
but gravel works too. That's more common for low speed roads. Highways are always salted, never sanded. Because sand doesnt work as well.
>>60362030
I saw an old asian man shit himself once when he was using a payphone
>>60367038
you give up your rights when you violate someone else's. If you want to live, don't be a fucking thief.
>>60371250
Tell that to Russia, my man.
It's not that sand doesn't work well it just creates awful as fuck dust storms when the snow melts.
>>60371291
Also decreases friction between road/tyres when it is dry again. Salt just melts away and saves on weedkilling expenses later in the year.
>>60371069
Well it serves that teacher right, you can't give kids the wrong terminology for things, I mean what is she getting paid for?
>>60361431
>Communists ended up losing
>>60354826
>>60360171
what's the difference?
>>60364208
most guns that criminals use are stolen, go to Chicago getting a gun legally is retarderdly hard, same with new york .
>>60367464
>>60371523
That white Suburban parked in THAT hood, and he HAD to film it. Motherfucker should have known better.
>>60364208
>Says the country of cucks
ameriposting is my favourite pasttime
>>60371607
Lucky for you i gotta go to bed right now so I cant refute you with evidence.
>>60354826
God Bless America!
>>60359586
>They may have confused Sikhism with Islam
>but it's still based to make them feel unwelcome.
Only if it's done ironically, it's pathetically stupid if it's not.
>>60358719
Literally nothing wrong with this btw
>>60365730
t. nigger
>>60358719
>brown kid
>that badge
This is just in Arizona
>>60371784
t. Chink
>>60364208
That's stupid and will never get passed. I turned 18 and that day I went out and got my AK
>>60365908
Why are people from fake countries always the angriest? Is it cause you're a cUcK
>>60362030
Don't pretend like that doesn't turn you on krout
>>60364447
Dank ass toppy made the dildo cum
>>60361039
>>60361338
dat qt nurse/waitress in the back though
>>60371503
holy shit that's a intense video, source?
>>60365872
Based Kirby
>>60359283
kek most american journalism seems to be formatted like that, especially when it's fairly new and not much information is available
>>60359326
>any of the countries in this pic
>white
>>60367038
The same niggers will keep robbing you if they keep getting away with it.
>>60367464
made me laugh tho
'MERICA fuck yeah
>>60372719
Max Payne 2, I believe.
>>60364208
>let me tell you about your country
The amount of delusion in this post is staggering. Almost as if you have no concept of crime at all.
What are criminals, if not people who don't follow the law?
>>60372840
probably more in shape than you, their gym routine consists of more than just catching a sheep
Can anyone point me to a time when someone who registered the firearm and bought it themselves actually committed the killing?
Was the abortion place shooter stolen?
Great thread as always, jimmies thoroughly rustled. See you around next time.
>>60367273
well Canada, thanks. I guess I'll just kill myself and let everyone invade you
>>60373051
Is attempted suicide considered a crime? Technically you're attempting to murder yourself.
>>60366157
oh boy I've always been putting the lemon halfs the other way around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuky7-v4QR4
>>60373190
lol
>>60354826
ok
>>60373238
wrong pic
>>60354826
> Only in USA' pics
>>60373281
thats japan
i approve
Fried butter, can't make this shit up.
>>60357552
>americans pay 80k a year + tip for that
I cant even laugh anymore, im just sorry, truly truly sorry.
>>60367038
I would have shot a nigger for a penny lel.
>>60363641
I have never seen someone shit them selfs in real life.
>>60371142
Hot water melts the ice but then freezes itself and creates a paper thin even more slippery surface of ice because it's more uniform, salt adds no additional water and melts the ice not completly , it just makes it more adhesive
Melting the ice= water= ice again in sub 0 temps
>>60371200
Sand is cheap but shit, you should have stuck to the hot water is shit
>>60372992
theyre not "more in shape" than anyone
>>60374462
>he thinks you need to look ripped to be strong and fit
m8 only body builders look that cut, real strong men look like this
>>60367437
What would he have done if the kid had a gun and stepped away? Shot him?
>>60364208
>clerk pulls out his gun
>robber shoots him
I guess this is the first time you thought up this scenario
>>60371724
>Only if it's done ironically
![anime-girl-questionmark[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YOmIJcX.jpg "anime-girl-questionmark[1].jpg")
>>60361431
>>60359003
>commies lost because vietnam is capitalist now
thats like saying mexicans and santa ana won because california, texas, new mexico, and so on are full of mexicans
>>60358896
why aren't more Americans cops desu
>>60373130
Suicide is a crime yes.
>>60359075
tbf math is an islamic invention so she was rightly worried
>>60377244
You need thick skin to be a cop, have buddies who told me hookers will piss and shit in your car for arresting them.
>>60367129
that chick is literally Armenian.
>>60357552
please god no
I cringed just by looking at the thumbnail
Bush did 9/11
>>60377198
That logic is pretty sound to be honest. Big picture, Vietnam will always be a commerce-oriented country. Big picture, the American Southwest will always belong to native North Americans and their descendants.
>>60357789
His "friend" laughed for an hour and fucked off to his Playstation.
>>60358463
Wow. My mind is blown. How did the store owner remain so calm?!
>>60370707
>I've literally tackled people
Literally autistic
stop larping
>>60377673
The police also lol'd and posted pictures on Twitter before calling the fire department.
Such is life in Nederland.
You can't get out of those without skating out, and if it's wet, you can't skate.
Also, those firemen don't look like they're American.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bizarre-rescue-firefighters-called-pull-7171282
>Britcucks up to their usual shitposting
>>60370707
Your friends sound like idiots. Even using an air rifle that way shows a low level of maturity and intelligence.
>>60354826
>>60355089
>>60355292
>>60356712
Ouch. Brits just got blown the fuck out. When will they get over the fact that USA is the heir of British Empire and stop spreading these pathetic lies about their big brother?
>>60365519
>he's never had this
Ate this shit the first time I got high without all the shit that's extra, just ramen and doritos and cheese, it was p good
>>60378269
Usa is heir to spanish empire
~HOME OF THE BRAVE AND LAND OF THE FREE!~
>>60365519
thats looks delicious
>>60371008
>somebody took time out of their day to make this
>>60372992
how can somebody be this delusional?
>>60378297
I guess it's not ONLY in America, but whatever.
>>60378347
>like us on Facebook
>>60373238
literal tryhards
>>60377198
the mexico that was fought against in all those cases no longer exists, because even mexico proper rebelled against it.
it lost as hard as it could possibly lose.
>>60367038
>There's no sense in taking another person's life just because of money
Tell that to the people who were threatening man's life umless they took his money
>>60370853
the problem is guns are getting pushed out of society. Ive never met someone who grew up around guns and received instruction on them at an early age who did shit like that. The problem is people whos only exposure to guns is tv and video games, who finally get one in their 20s and act like retards.
>>60377709
Actually no issues with the post - anon maybe overreacting but jesus, some of the shit you see
>tfw I've watched someone waving a loaded rifle around like it's a Harry Potter wand...
Darwin Awards if they're lucky.
>>60367038
thing of the long term consiquences here. Its not like the store is going anywhere, if its an easy target it will get robbed against and again, next time maybe by someone who shoots first? Or maybe people who rob that place get away with it, and go kill people somewhere else in another incident.
The responsible thing is to do what he did if he felt he could safley do it.
>>60364208
Guaranteed replies
>>60366101
REPRESENTATIVE
>>60357552
>draw a girl
>say that it has a benis
>>60367038
He could've also locked them in and let the police catch them. But yes, I agree.
I'm a bit surprised to see an American say that, to be honest.
>>60377267
>>60378719
Nothing like mommas home made cooking.
