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>mfw non-Jakarta-fag uses gue/gua sama lo/lu.
>>60351717
Japanese firusutu
>>60351717
okay gan
HAHAHAHAHAHA THREAD DELETED
What do you guys do in Ramadan /asean/?
Alhamdulillah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4
>>60351772
PUTANG INA MEYOR DAPAT MAUNA
>>60351717
I saw what happened to the last thread. Why are flips here so crazy about politics?
NO ANIME AND ERP BELOW THIS LINE
_______________________________________________
MEYOR DAPAT MAUNA
>>60351899
its just shitposting done by one guy
>>60351772
BANZAI
A
N
Z
A
I
>>60351964
>flip politics
>done by one guy
>>60351899
If our next leader is crazy, why go with the flow.
HAPPY RAMADAN GUYS
>>60351903
Looks like I accidentally triggered them.
>>60351899
flips a pleb, especially oldfag flips.
>>60351899
we're very passionate people
supposed to post this on the other thread. no politics, i just got triggered by this shitposting and i'm drunk
>i hate being pinoy
>i hate the traffic, slums, pinoys are so poor and lives like a savage
>lives in manila
>never been to other place
>i hate this shithole of a country especially mindanao cos "muh terrorist"
t. typical pinoy
>inb4 bisayafag, provincefag, dutertefags
stop whining you shitheads, just be thankful you have an internet in your home and ate 3 meals a day you fucking ungrateful asshole.
we know our gov have a lot of issues regarding corruption and power grabbing, but still, that's not only the major problem in our country
you're the one of the problem anyways why this cuntry turns into a pile of shit, simple rules can't follow; a piece of candy wrapper thrown in sidewalk that can't be throw to proper garbage can. simple rules in pedestrian crossing that can't be made because it's a "hassle" and "i'm late for work." then you guys still have the decency to ask why our country are this shitty?
fuck you
>thread deleted
Commie at bayot kasi so meyur
ITT we rate our accent in our own language
Which countries post in this thread other than upside down Poland and discoloured Czechia?
>>60352080
>jew moonroones
>ISIS flag
>refballed to the finals
>>60352148
>Be thankful for x
Top catholicuck
Oh its Sunday already
>>60351964
It turns out that someone wasn't invited to the party. Poor him.
I'm eating Indonesian instant noodles
>>60351843
Be lazy and do good things
>>60352080
>HAPPY RAMADAN GUYS
Y-you too..
>>60352245
This is a good guide
https://www.change.org/p/president-elect-rodrigo-duterte-president-elect-duterte-resign-now
Don't forget to do your duty before you sleep
>>60352418
mi goreng? that shit is tasty, at first then it gets stale if you eat it consecutively
>>60352494
t. BIR employee
>>60352499
h-how did you guess
>>60352559
t. NPA
>>60352373
>Top catholicuck
typical pisonet shitposter, only things he sees are the things he's good at shitposting
>>60352582
that's an export product in indonesia, major export product i guess. there's also a lot of mi-goreng products here
>>60352582
indonesia fan club
tulog na Jovelyn magsisimba pa kayo ng nanay mo mamaya
>>60352716
well I get it, Indonesia is pretty nice except for the muslim thing
>>60352707
right, sadly I don't know much about SEA even though my mother was born in Vietnam
>>60352418
Indomie Mie Goreng is the best instant "fried" noodles period desu. We would conquer the world with Indomie soon.
>ipaimbestigahan kaya natin itong si celdran. mukha pa lang drug pusher na eh. baka isa ito sa pinakamalaking supplier ng drugs sa manila kaya ganyan na lang ang galit at siguro takot nya kay duterte.
>>60352949
The ones they have in mainland China are great but they don't export, when it comes to the ones available in Europe I 100% agree with you.
>>60352707
I bet its jovelyn again going apeshit
MEYOR ANG NAUNA
>>60352872
>comparing SEA muslim with Ayrrab muslim
It's like you compare SEA catholic with western catholic. It's far better in SEA than in western.
t. buddhist
>>60352872
well, the only thing you need to know about SEA is that SEA is the best place for vacation, other than that(culture, history etc) are almost the same as the other asian countries
>>60353011
Ganyan ka bobo ang mga pro duterte
Hay...
The retardation is real
>>60351717
just scouted 2 UR lads
>>60353011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB4owL5o8fA
DANK MATUWEED
>>60353042
yeah i'm jovelyn pic related. so what? you guys pisses me off
>>60353258
Shit flings about drugs are batshit
>>60353035
I need that Aussie gets baited with Indomie picture now.
>>60353011
He just wants to be famous.
Give him a chance.
>There are actually people ITT that didnt go to church on the Sabbath day.
>>60353520
Hopefully he can deliver
>>60352148
t. Jovelyn Custodio
>>60353556
Ka Felix is the guy
>>60353677
Jovelyn why are you such a self hating Cuck
Is it the dutdut juice?
Admit it flips: Don't you wish you were still a colony?
>>60353556
So much correlation with batsshit cult members here and dutdut whorshipers
>>60353851
CIA, pls get rid of Du30 :3
>>60353851
A Japanese colony, yes.
>>60353851
Have you seen Puerto Rico ?
>>60353851
>SJW Pinay
>Colored Hair
>3rd wave Feminism
>Niggers
Im already seeing like once every 2 weeks people of this kind and I cant bear them
Does the negative outweigh the positive?
why do so many filipinos join the us navy
Just finished watching all of my waifu's video's I haven't fapped this much
>>60354121
my friend is on the airforce being stationed in sokor
>>60354121
flips are world renowned sailors, especially in the shipping industry
>>60354244
oh fugg, it's been a long time since i last saw rose
>>60354428
is Kontol the pinoy Menthol ?
>>60354593
what is "kontol" ? i dont know either
is it spicy ?
>>60354537
yeah, it's really ironic that we're basically born as a sailors but our country lacks sailors in navy support
>>60354796
Our fight is not in the seas yet.
It still with guerrilla warfare ground rebels
>>60353851
My dear uncle, have you ever even consider that if the Flips were still you're colony today, you're probably be miles poorer and would be in the same third world shit hole. That's how much toxic Flip faggots are.
But of course we would still like to suck your cock colony or not. Please adopt. ;-;
>>60354121
because the sea is in our code
>>60354121
Money gibes me that welfare and citizenship.
And parents encouragement
>>60355282
>Megumeme posting.
>Posting animu.
please go [spoiler]on[/spoiler]
>>60354757
it seems delicious since all the pinoys want it
often pinoy girls come to me and say puting kontol puting kontol
>>60355417
boycott boycott, hala boycott!
>>60355591
Resign, Resign, Resign
Before its too late
>>60355565
yes, kontol is something that's very delicious. you should try it frenchman
>>60352245
>upside down Poland
kek
>discoloured Czechia
hey...
>>60355671
I prefer to eat the wife of pinoy salaryman while he's at work
>>60355653
sige boycott, adto sa Edsa pag boycott didto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5LR_giZZfU
>>60355746
Resign,Resign!
Before its to late sugod sa Luneta!!
>>60355724
>NTR
please no bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1glJmDKXc
>this entire song
mga gamay og otin
>>60353851
nope
seeing america on news it just feels like third worldy
>>60355724
I thought pinoy can only do labour job
>>60355852
>mfw the condom almost broke
>I dont want 85 million Filipinos be sacrificed by a deranged leader who claims righteousness by virtue of his mere 15 million emotional voters who was swayed by his tall tales and promises, 85% of Filipinos are either uneducated or miseducated. Let us not let future "leaders" use them to run around and destroy this country.
>>60355724
i actually plan to stay at home tend the kids and let my future wife do the job, dont care if she sucks dick
>>60355591
'tang na
>>60351772
PUTANGINA MAYOR DAPAT MAUNA
>>60355746
suntukan na lang sa EDSA puta
puki
/asean/ what are you doing tonight?
>>60356225
raid some minimarket/convenience store, searching if they sell beer or alcohol
sakurahime~
>>60356225
drinking beer bottles and filling them with my piss while thinking about glorious French Indochina and the blood that was shed there due to communism.
>>60356225
shitposting on /sp/ and /asean/
>>60356225
Jerking off to nipponese porn.
>>60356295
>>60355898
>this entire thread
>>60355982
please, do continue
>>60356225
waiting for aling nena to open her tindahan to buy some san marino tuna i am hungry as fuck
>>60356225
enjoying the sound of heavy rain
>>60356375
>this entire website
>>60356349
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE!
DON'T POINT THAT GUN AT MY FACE!
>>60356225
Just fucked my gf this night, she's sleeping beside me right now.
>>60356349
Herro my name is Fuk me!! I hab sister I introduce her to you, her name is Fuk yuu.
>>60356460
>this entire planet
>>60356431
I don't like that game
>>60356555
>this entire galaxy
>>60356555
>this entire stellar system
>>60356481
>>60356540
Just speak proper English
>>60356590
>this entire universe
>>60356225
waiting for that French guy to continue his delicious ntr story-telling.
>>60356514
So now you're doing the "after-fuck 4ch session "?
>>60356670
Yes, I always do that just to mock all of losers here, especially ERP-faggot.
>>60356654
I AM speaking proper english, you twit!
>>60356630
>this entire black hole
>>60356670
>waiting for that French guy to continue his delicious ntr story-telling
Thanks but there isn't much to say besides the fact that pinoy housewife, I only hit the higher spheres, are very hungry for the big white cock and especially dissatisfied with the small pinoy pickle, so often they call me even after I am back home.
One even paid me the trip back and I took her on a tour when we had a foursome with 2 other lonely 35 years old housewives who didn't get any attention from their husband.
One of them could be raising my child right now.
pls be my gf
>>60356349
>>60356654
面倒見たい英語は。
>>60356728
Oh look, we got a filthy normie over here...
If you want to trigger NEETs then i suggest you do it on >>>/r9k/ instead.
>>60356778
>this entire (you)
>>60356801
>...
>>>/reddit/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/kaskus/
>>60356783
>ntr
>group
>my top fetishes
>>60356792
我可以读日本文但它是麻烦的写。
>>60356876
>>>>/kaskus/
Absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>60356983
>this entire post
Reported for avatar fagging
>>60357051
>this post
Reported for reporting for no reason
>>60356983
>>60357051
>>60357117
semfegging
>tfw I'm sharing the same flag with these degenerates
>>60356978
中国語ってずるいよ。私全然わかないこの中国語は。
>>60357157
>samefagging
Yeah nah
>>60357211
>tfw he fell for bait
>>60357262
I feel you brother
i felt good when i see a weeb carrying katana umbrella/dull anime related knives get detained and molested by security guards in bus station
>>60357274
你是日本人吗
>>60357358
well played good bung,
well played.
>>60357470
私日本人ですか?いや、私日本人でわない、けどインドネシア人です。
>>60357810
印尼人是很黑
I wanna be a camwhore
I wanna be a slut
I wanna shake
My big phat butt!!!
>this thread
you mom shouldve have swallowed
>>60360445
your mom definitely did
Indonesia was better under Japanase/Dutch rule
prove me wrong
>>60360565
your flag
Indonesia please marry me
>>60360565
says the America's retarded cousin
>Indonesia was better under Japanase/Dutch rule
they did nothing really worthy tbqh, we did better under the Great Majapahit Empire
>>60360493
wew
l
a
d
>>60362632
I mean my great great grandparents
>>60361406
why i have to marry myself
>>60362632
WUZ
>>60364341
KANGZ
>>60356225
Imma gonna watch WoW in smf.
I fulfilled my obligations to my fubus last night so it's time for my real friends.
>>60365328
WoW is SJW. Just look at how the orcs are the good goys
>>60366447
>Hordefags: b-but das racist orcs had a great culture and was really advanced. It wasn't their fault that they genocided most Draenei and killed thousands of humans because they were "tricked" into drinking drugs 'n sheeeit. Orcs 'n sheeeit were actually oppressed by humans, as after they were defeated they were put in concentration camps by the humans that they tried to murder and destroyed their livelihoods sheeeit man
>>60367558
>Orc: Check your human privilege!
>Stop being so Hordephobic
>An orcminist only want equality of species.
>There's only one universal species
>Don't date Orcs? That's speciesist!
>We wuz kangs and shieet you lich!
Why do you call it WoW? You didn't grow up playing the RTS games?
>>60367732
>Horde is an organisation of peace I swer
>drops a mana bomb on Theramore
>lets the undead destroy Gilneas wall to keep unded and plague out
>enslaves an entire race of pandas
>Be Orc
>Kill every other civilization for fun
>Gets owned by human and elves
>"We wuz peaceful I swear?"
>"Not all Orcs"
>"Orcs who kill others are not true Horde"
>>60368491
I meant Warcraft movie. WoW just sticks to my mind when I typed that.
>>60369145
Same, I played the original warcraft RTS but it's the online game that I really relate it to.
Selamat pagi kontol-kontol semua :DDD
do Malaysia really hate us ?
>>60370674
IF i say "i love you" what will i get in return?
>>60370674
>>60370741
is indonesia-malaysia's relationship south korea-japan's relationship in sea? you two are rivals in sea?
>>60370791
>south korea-japan's relationship in sea?
maybe because of past histories when indonesia used to declare war on us is why we hate each other
>you two are rivals in sea?
British puppet vs commie puppet. sumthing like that
>>60370866
>British puppet vs commie puppet
Was*
We became commie puppet when Soekarno was president
>>60370866
dude, that's interesting and i think you two are doing way better than rest sea countries and your beaches are nice as fuck
>>60370741
You can claim kerokan as your OC
>and as an obligatory bonus
All of our chinks
>>60370944
SUPERPOWER Indonesia & Malaysia
>3900
>>60370741
im afraid your "i love u" is not real
>>60370944
ofc we are the true melayu people, unlike cinkapore and sillyppines
WE WUZ NUSANTARA AND SHIEEET
>>60370674
Yes now stop asking this.
>>60357810
>>60358148
speak english you weebs...do you think i can read chinese???
update status
hari ini masih mencret gan
>>60370674
NEVER 4GET
>>60371273
Don't mind him.
He's shitposting again for free (You)s.
>>60371553
Not him, but sorry
>>60371374
No shit you can.
We don't call your country "chinklaysia" for nothing.
>>60371531
back then, we just want to embarce you with love of commies
>>60371531
>Bule died to defend Malays
>>60372119
>[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES]
M'LAYSIA
M'LAYSIA
M'LAYSIA
M'LAYSIA
M'LAYSIA
Liquid vs MVP in 2days.
Sorry pinoy
>de/adsean/
/asean/ confirmed for mudslime fest
>he watches e - sports
kek
it is okay if you bet but if not what is wrong with oyu
>>60373501
>not betting 1:5000 for Leicester
Don't even see your flag but I guess ayylmao
>>60373379
>de/adsean/
It's a sunday, everyone is either at church or out for lunch.
Should i wait until after ramadan to post memenose bikini pics?
>>60373897
Why? she's not that attractive.
>>60373936
muh negro
>>60373936
Was kinda worried. Pork is haram
>>60373936
Malaysia talking with sense, that's new
>>60373936
thanks for voicing out my opinion lad
>>60374166
Underrated post
>>60373936
aking aeta
>>>/b/687910791
>>>/b/687910791
>>>/b/687910791
>>>/b/687910791
>>>/b/687910791
>>60373936
finally, a malaysian I can agree with
>>60374935
I'd like to see some Malaysian/Indonesian threads for a change.
What happens here?
Help /asean/
GTX 1070 or RX480?
>>60376439
Might as well wait for the full lineup to show up first.
>>60376439
1070
>>60376439
GTX 1070, RX480 is for poorfag
>>60376439
Wait for custom cooler design for nvidia cards, pic related.
Guess which one is a girl
>>60376439
Neither
1080Ti
>>60376953
none.
>>60376439
used vidya cards from last gen
hell look at tipidpc there is a gtx titan for 18k
>>60376439
lol faggot
>>60377128
kek
970 is faster than titan
rx480 is way faster than a titan for around 12-13k pesos upon release.
how many fingers can you fit in your pussy
>>60377654
2 max
>>60376953
Left
she's feminine enough to deceive a Trap expert like myself
>>60377956
>Left is a guy*
>>60377654
3 max
>>60377654
2, ring and pinky finger. trying to keep it tight for u :3
>>60351717
>185KB
jadinya puasa besok apa selasa?
>>60377654
One when it's dry, three when it's wet :3
Malaysia, translate this
http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4040192792
>>60378688
Besok, kakak.
You are now reminded of that moment.
>>60378618
don't bully indon,bule
>>60379414
I'm trying to remember the names of my elementary friends and adding them on fb
>>60379528
>using fb
what a kontol
>>60379414
I have a magic trick, do you want to see it?
>>60379580
hmm
>>60379574
what are you saying? Use Myspace??
>>60379414
She didn't have to lie to me, but why did she?
>>60379681
she lied to protect your feelings, she lied so you could keep dreaming about your future together and keep hoping that you two have a future
Is everyone out being a wagecuck? it's pretty slow, even Sakurahime is a wagecuck now
>finally got AC
very comfy desu
>>60379920
good for you
>>60379772
BULLSHIT, YOU KNOW NOTHING!
>>60379920
hehehehe
Church with sakurahime
>>60379920
How much did you pay?
>>60379942
>>60380042
I'm so happy that I can't rein in this joyfull feeling gush out from my heart. AC is wonderful.
I look forward to Ramadan here in Jakarta. I get to eat and drink while other mudslimes look like dying penguins.
>>60380485
Eating delicious after "diet"ing is worth it though. I actually kind of want experiencing that thing. Having a religion excuse to do that (not just "well I'm diet") will make "diet"ing would be more effective.
>>60370741
You're far closer to a caliphate than us, also some of your laws are retarded. Also just annex Singapore already.
>>60380485
makan memek?
>>60380317
it cost about 55000Yen desu
It's not cutting edge model but it works pretty well. Finally, I could deliver my shitty room from fecking humidity.
>>60380567
delicious foods*
>>60380587
>makan memek?
>>60380595
1PK?
>>60380595
>55k yen = 5.5m rupiah
The fuck lads, I could have edge model with those price here.
Still, congrats for having AC now. Next month is summer, right? It would be pretty fucked if you don't have AC at that time.
>>60380587
I prefer makan babi. Had some really delicious dumplings recently. The memek here is mostly black, shitty and has jilbab over their brains.
>>60380395
here is a webm
Do you think they will hire me as a junior programmer?
i want to quit and leave my moms house
>1 year programmer experience from a irrelevant startup bpo company
>5 year wageslave unrelated to job posting
>>60380716
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute <3333333333
>>60380716
annoying_little_siblings.webm
>>60371579
well at least we can speak chinese.. can know what they saying
>it's kascuckers arguing with eachother episode again
Why are there suddenly lots of filipino shitposting page on FB?
>Chinese nabbed for killing transgender Pinay found stuffed in luggage
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/568835/news/regions/chinese-nabbed-for-killing-transgender-pinay-found-stuffed-in-luggage
dude lmao
>>60380630
>PK
what's that unit?
>>60380667
June already considered summer in here
>>60380716
kawaii(=^▽^=)
>>60380253
More like rape :3
I'm eating Thailand instant noodles today.
They are very spicy.
I like them.
>>60379854
We are all having an orgy now
>>60380998
1 PK = 9000 BTU which is capable of cooling a 15m^2 room.
>>60380998
r u no AC Okinawan guy?
>>60381156
My AC is for around 27m2 dayo
>>60381276
yeah, I finally get it sempai ^^
please hug me
I need a fucktoy which such poor life i could secure. Any Aseans ready to go on knees
>>60381431
申し訳ないがホモはNG
Ramadan tomorrow
>>60381464
count me in :3
>>60381119
Church
>>60381624
I'm on my way to church :3
The mere act of going to 4chan means batal puasa right? I'd like that.
>>60381575
what worst, masturbate to lewd pics or eat pork?
>>60381686
Masturbate to lewd pics with pork.
Top fucking kek.
>Police said Kyung Tack, 44, a South Korean martial arts specialist and currently living in Nueva Ecija, unbelievably singlehandedly overpowered around 28 men who tried to subdue him at around 1:20 a.m. on June 14, 2016.
http://www.mb.com. ph/28-pinoys-no-match-for-lone-south-korean/
Mememie has new taste, lads
>>60381686
I usually masturbate in the evening.
The greatest thing living in tropical country is the sunlight is consistent, and praying times and it also effects 'buka puasa' time or 'end your fucking fasting' time.
>>60381979
Do you live underground, fag?
>>60381960
I wonder if it's looks like in chinese action movies
>>60382046
I live in the jungle, m9
>>60381979
It is delicious?
>tfw milyar is loan word from milliard (france)
Finally I know the reason why we use milyar for billion.
>>60382144
It is the best
>>60381589
Is that truly you? Any chances for timestamp?
You seem to more femine than most of my country ladies, I perfectly also got fetish for small tits.
mInd any harder stuff, or using you as mine personal whore, which most likely would end to cuddling and some good Sparkling wine.
>>60382082
I imagine it's like this with lots of moving to advantageous positions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgKg0Hc7YIA
>>60382180
It makes me fucked up sometimes though. When I try to say "1 billion", I say it "1 million" since in bahasa we say "1 milyar".
>>60381667
Pls no.
The urge to batal puasa would be hell.
>>60382397
Yes it creates confusion for me as well in english because in French 1 billion is 1 000 000 000 000
>>60382144
long scale vs short scale
>>60382144
Try 'Gratis'.
That word means 'free' not only in Indonesia but also Dutch & Spain. Not sure who start it first.
>>60382532
Pretty sure it is from us as well.
>>60382532
Still less weird than
>Air (Indonesia) = Water (English)
>Air (English) = Udara (Indonesia)
>>60382499
And we use triliun for that.
Kind of funny though
1 million = 1 juta = borrow from sanskrit
1 billion = 1 milyar = borrow from france
1 trillion = 1 triliun = borrow from english
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/139914/dutertes-careless-rhetoric-undermines-press-freedom
top fucking kek
>>60382594
Holy shit. You're right.
>>60381570
ホモじゃないもん
女の子だもん
>>60382945
>>60382945
>>60382945
>>60382945
integration tiem
Puffy wet sore vulva
>>60381960
Would it still be kek if the news say that we are actually killing koreans here
to many articles to link desu
>>60381667
Not if you go to blue boards only.
>>60381979
I bought it recently and it surprised me that it didn't have seasoning inside (the usual powder one). It only had chili sauce, dry leeks, and the meat/mushroom.
