Alokál.eu edition
pope
the great slovak saint G O R A Z D
>>60305108
>>60304915
>errytime
>>60304966
nope
What does /int/ think of him?
>>60305269
Jesus educate yourself child. Also stop getting so mad.
>>60305478
literally who
>>60304915
we vicaposting now
anime
>>60305616
Slovak equivalent of Infowars
http://zemavek.sk/
>>60305634
>>60304915
>failed mech exam
>probably going to fail electricity exam
>probably not going to get into the program
are there any trade schools in Budapest where I can learn things like welding and auto repair?
>>60305634
how about cicaposting
>>60305484
I just went 900 ducats in debt because of one small rebelion and retarded technology difference between rebels and royal armies, i am so damn mad right now
Also why do i always seriously argue with you dumdums
>>60305704
>>60305722
Vica ma cica :---DDD
>>60305736
to bless us with a display of your superior intelligence
>>60305851
desu its more like
>"i keep on claiming that i'm intelligent i should prove it in discussion"
Then i go on seriously argumenting, you go on bait/meme streak, i get mad at your stupidity, you go "lol he mad xD" and i stop replying. Seriously, i need to stop doing this.
>>60305736
Because you are dumb.
You have no experience with anything,yet you believe that you are an expert on everything in the universe. Your parents were probably feeding you lies how you are smart and so special. You were dumb enough to believe them and now you are total fedora
>>60305634
she's qt
>>60305711
will (You) make you fell better?
>>60305958
hnnng, what movie is that
>>60306001
no, no, yes, yes, no, yes
also don't talk to me dumdum, it hurts my iq
>>60306016
a little bit, thanks anon
>>60305958
reported
>>60305711
when one door closes another one opens :^)
>>60306069
its nestyda
>those hungarian moans hnnghh
>>60306090
I will talk to you when I want child.
>>60305967
aren't you usually the one who ragequits because of muh plebians? seriously, you sound like a giant fedora, no matter if you are actually right or wrong, which inevitably attracts trolls, for an example, see >>60306090
>>60306194
i don't ragequit, except on discussions with you retards, because its literally impossible having a conversation with somebody who never even finished primary school
>>60306180
congratulations on the greatest achievment in your life
>>60306314
wow what a faggot
>>60305711
dunno, search for okj courses, they are not as bad as people say
>>60306354
Checkemslovakia
>>60306354
>says the country which was bankrupted by hosting olympics
>>60306314
But you are the retard here. And you believe that you are smart which makes it extra hilarious
>>60306314
holy fucking shit, please never leave
>>60306429
Check Republic
>>60306432
>>60306401
DELET
>>60306429
>>60306505
that's not how that works
>>60306314
>i don't ragequit, except on discussions with you retards
t. faggot
>>60306454
I am smarter than being some no name office bitch doing shitty repetative job telling yourself your life is worth the bother
>>60306555
WITNESSED
>This is Quinn
>You know what to do ...
>>60305958
WHY
THERE WERE NO NIPPLES
FUCKING JANNIES
>>60306555
witnessed
>>60306594
>says the history student
more pls
>>60306171
nice flag m8
>>60306594
Why do you think so?
You are some no name bitch getting mad on the internet
>>60306613
thank you based Quinn
>>60306594
whatever helps you sleep at night
just don't expect anything to happen because you think you are smarter than everyone around you
>>60306673
>he is trying to convince himself that he has impact on the world by saying other people have shittier jobs
and you blame me for calling you dumdums
>>60306718
reading your posts is enough to convince me that you people are literally worthless
>>60306807
What have you accomplished, chap?
Let's change the topic, you two are being mean for no reason.
What was the last video you have watched on Jůťube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPYEy-6RI7Q&index=3&list=RDWw8lYVerLo4
>>60306894
that is irrelevant, same as your whole life
>>60306807
Uh huh
Even people with shittiest jobs in the world have still more worth than a mere history student. Should have picked Romistika when you were at it
>>60306807
I'm sure you will achieve great things with your history degree, all those burgers you will flip will shape the course of humanity for centuries
>>60306895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RQMVKcNgFw
weaponized cuteness
>>60306895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtGrEfTpLJw
>>60306985
>>60307059
stop talking about jobs, i am not saying your job is worthless, i am saying you are worthless.
>>60307059
No history secrets unrevealed
No burgers unflipped
No fries unsalted
This is his vow
>>60307178
this guys is great, GREAT!
>>60307293
>>60306985
Stop blaming the field and concentrate on the standardisations. The peoplewho attend it might be shit, the profession? Not
I know exactly three historians, my generation and one two years older, who made it. One works with the government. He majored on a shitty, regional subjects, but his way of writing and thought made him stand out. The other two work in colleges. One in Germany, another one here, as a department assistant at the capital department. They realised their goals not because they didn't attended college. They were the college. I know for sure that two of them took courses in a shit ton of extracurricular subjects and are certified for three other languages, besides English and the mandatory Latin and Greek
Stop relying on the college to outfit you for the world. That's why most artists here enrolled in Comp Sci. They feel safety in knowing someone will baby sit them to a job/internship and their work is finite. It's a stress looking over anyone who enrolled into studies because it's what's hip right now or they have a cousin who did it and it was cool, he landed a cushy job...Everyone does this. But you meet a genuine amount of genuine people, who study Humanities and who excel in their subject. Much more, I guarantee you, than those who go to computer related studies. Maths and physics students...I mean, my brother studies Math in the capital. Pure math. He's a monster when he gets into "element". Not everyone can juggle theor and modern college makes the concept appear easy. Why? Shitty, standardised education
is there a way to find every instance of a word in wikipedia?
>>60308458
look up some corpora
>>60308747
thanks m8, now i can fix all the Slovakian/Czechoslovakian nonsense
Give me fun facts about your hometown:
>birthplace of the best president we ever had
>its wiki article has the most translations in the world (incl. wikipedia + other custom wikis)
>>60308959
We had beaten Hussites
There is a whole beer style named after our city
kingdom of hungary was pretty cool tbqh
>>60308959
Also, forgot about
>it has been mentioned in a polish national epic. It's literally one sentence that sums up to "we stayed there for a couple of hours and someone stole our trunk"
>>60308959
after revolution, it went through widespread reconstruction which was funded by germans who were expulged from there after the 2WW (or their kids/grandkids)
>>60308959
>invented becherovka
pretty much all i can think of
>>60308959
>the only aluminium plant in czechoslovakia
that's pretty much it
>>60308959
Former nuclear test ground.
>>60308959
1569 baby
>>60306555
>>60306505
>>60306429
What does it MEAN?
>>60308959
What does hometown mean?
>>60309567
Whatever the place you associate your youth with. Most often one's birthplace but not necessarily.
>>60308959
First atm ever. We also made a shit ton of guns.
>>60304915
what's a čínskorozprávkář
>>60308959
we have a shortest tower in the world
>>60309700
you're too civilized get out
>>60309733
čínsko-rozprávkář
rozprávka=pohádka
>>60309802
oh kek
>>60308959
has the highest average temperature of any city in the United States.
>>60309867
Calicommies pls go
History majors are useless, half-educated idiots who deserve ridicule.
t. a doctor of humanities.
>>60309904
no it's in the benis of america :DDD
>>60309700
>First atm ever.
How do you even know that?
Your mom's not that old.
>>60309909
>doctor of humanities calling other degrees useless
>>60309867
Marry me already
>>60310006
>hur dur Im so smart
>does not get joke
Wew
>>60304915
>Those kotleba voters
More like super gay-homosexual
I am cucked
>>60310093
jeles
>>60310006
Unlike history queers, I do shit that's actually useful for my country and in return, I get the support that allows me to pursue my autistic interests.
Are there marches in Budapest on important national days like in Warsaw?
>>60310093
>kozepes
lyl
>>60310220
Not really.
Marches are always political.
>>60310149
>>60310187
>>60310195
>>60310256
tökkelütöttek
>>60310081
(you)
>>60310198
>I do shit that's actually useful for my country
flipping burgers is indeed useful for society
but jokes aside, what do you do?
>>60310093
>"jó" is a part of grading system
i love it
>>60308959
First underground in mainland Europe
>>60309909
This>>60310006
cityposting
best posting
>>60310563
>kremnica
>city
pick one
>>60310615
>commieblocks in the background
>>60310626
man, I wish I wasn't born in Bratislava, it's such an overrated shithole. And the fucking air is horrible, I'm practically spitting out my own lungs when breathing. And people can't say "ô" properly, they keep replacing it with "ó" and that sounds retarded.
Kremnica, on the other hand, is a place I'd love to live in. I'd move there in a hearbeat, but I'm afraid my stinky, unwashed feet would spoil that sanctuary of rural comfiness. I just hope I'll choke on B*atislava's smog soon enough and will be reborn in the glorious, serene heart of Pohronie that is Kremnica.
>>60310338
can't tell, sorry :^)
>>60309955
She is actually. Born 5 years before it was installed
>>60310665
the centre doesnt have commie blocks so its ok
Is overwatch any good?
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0eAx7VB_s
>>60310814
Is Slovakia basically a better Hungary?
>>60310814
bardejov is very cool but wtf is this
>>60310753
>>60310783
>>60310814
WTF i wanna visit Slovakia now
>>60310830
no
>>60310830
with friends sure it is. Mostly playing Lucio/Junk/Soldier
>>60310629
Is that Pécs?
>>60310665
I would think you'd get used to it living in eastern europe
>>60310848
i dunno
i think they are kind of equal
>>60310934
Kaposvár
>>60310844
why do people upload videos like this?
>>60310830
Very fun
I wish I could change my name.
>>60311972
to what
>>60304915
Slovakian is even cuter than czech
>>60312522
Stur
>>60312627
nice
papa bless
>>60304915
Cigan is not from Namestovo
And Slovaks ARE Moravians
Jano confirmed for retarded
>>60312654
And I don't want to leave Slovakia, even though it's becoming increasingly fascist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>60310717
>Bratislava
>Overrated
???
>>60312793
but i want you to leave
>>60310739
>installed
That's a really nice word for it.
Makes it sound so innocent.
>>60312796
it's just a pasta bro
>>60312796
i think its a copy pasta
>>60312818
ticho tam
>>60312970
trying to silence people eh? god damn fascist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfecTVPyht8
post childhood songs
Where could I find a map of Vas county prior to 1880?
>>60310626
>Ziar nad Hovnom
>civilization
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7GzEvwS5I
>>60313570
>t. Kremničan s boľavou riťou
>>60313692
>t. aluminum nigger
>>60313283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c
>>60313801
>t. regular nigger
>>60313843
Don't you have some stray cats to catch in Kortina?
>>60313886
i moved to Dolná Ves last winter, i have my own cats, and Kremnica has bigger cigany problem than Žiar
>>60314023
>i moved to Dolná Ves last
My condolences.
>>60314070
>My condolences.
why?
>>60314168
Because it's literally who: the town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuqhCAZSo3Y
WE RELEVANT
Friday night, yet spending time on /int/ instead than at the pub, what's your excuse?
>>60314276
i go out on saturdays
>>60314276
I have to study
>>60314315
>I have to study
>Spends time on 4chan
pick one
>>60314227
>Because it's literally who: the town.
but that makes it extremely comfy, and it's not even a town, it's a village for god's sake, 235 people live here according to wikipedia, life's nice here
>>60314334
Well, I'm trying to
Fucking procrastination
>>60314337
Unless you need anything other than pine needles and deer shit.
get in bois
https://alokal.eu/pol/16657
>>60314402
>Unless you need anything other than pine needles and deer shit.
we still get leafy trees here and deers are cute, until they eat our vegetables
and we have a small jednota at kulturak that has pretty much all the basic goods you need
>>60314553
That sounds like a one comfy place to live
>>60314553
>kulturak
You're not even trying are you.
>>60314276
I'm tired af and drinking to the screen is cheaper
>>60312970
TY TAM NEJEB!
>>60314765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWefQ7x2oc
>>60314276
Why are you?
>>60314757
>You're not even trying are you.
well it's also a pub and obecny urad :DDD
>>60314742
>That sounds like a one comfy place to live
some fuckers are trying to mine cat litter in the hills behind my house even though there are some protected animals and plants, other than that it's very comfy
>>60312793
You will leave either deliberately or by force.
t. Kotlebicko nadejicko voter
>>60314276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCHkdFO8oCo
>tfw 20 year old KV
is there any hope?
>>60314970
20 is the cutoff
>tfw 19 and 6 months
>>60314885
Ty chces aby som zle spravou?
>>60314970
>>60315002
>tfw soon to be 20 yo virgin 3 months
hello :D
>she doesn't mention kofola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AH-VIyzS5A
>>60316051
would hatefuck/10
>>60316347
>would hatefuck/10
would you tie her down? i would, she moves around so much in that damn video
>>60316051
>that comment section
>>60316533
>would you tie her down?
why of course
even though in her case, proper gag would probably be more important
>>60316613
>going into comment section anywhere
>>60316768
>he doesn't like hardy keks
>the comment section comes with a mandatory selfhating cuck
everytime
>>60316852
>wading through mountains of shit to find a gem
i get enough of that here
>>60316757
>proper gag would probably be more important
why would you ruin that pretty smile?
>>60317015
I don't get why people come here if they don't like it? Do you hate yourself that much?
>>60317006
>inevitably followed by two illiterate retards flinging shit
this is why 4chan exists, so you can fling shit anonymously, not using your OWN FUCKING NAME
>>60317015
it's not the smile that interests me
>>60317111
>I don't get why people come here if they don't like it?
i like it here, but youtube comment section is too much for me, and only recently have the shittiness levels have gone up here, but that is just summer i hope
>>60317177
>it's not the smile that interests me
>>60316051
Shes trying to hard, also her exaggerating about our country pisses me off.
>>60317813
Her humour is really childish but dumb+pretty works like a charm
>>60316051
>they take education very seriously
wew
kotleba should be the first /v4/ president
>>60317906
>Her humour is really childish
she's female you can't expect much
I wonder how will Europe look after WWIII, in 40 or 60 years, whenever it happens.
>>60315307
hi :D
>>60318216
>>60308959
The most mediocre city in Slovakia
>>60318647
>being from Bratislava
>>60318681
I said mediocre, not ugly concrete maze
I can't sleep and I get up in 4 hoursf
fml
>>60319344
when i have trouble falling asleep i have this fantasy in my head that i am a spaceship pilot and each time i go to bed i add a little bit of story to it but i can't get much done because fall asleep almost instantly
2nd attempt now
>>60319630
that's cool
I DEMAND THAT HUNGARIANS ACCEPT MY LOVE
>>60320611
get in line
>>60320611
I demand the same from poles
also, bump.
>>60323670
we can make you a honorary white with our ancient sarmatian rituals
>>60324020
a-and how are those rituals?
>>60324110
you will learn soon enough
>>60324232
o-ok
>>60317006
>>60317177
Source please
Wake up cucks
>>60327568
good morning, fertile Czechia
>tfw cute Czechia ignores me
>ywn buy a paczki from Agnieszka with your last zloty
>>60328053
(You)
>>60328089
that director? she ded?
slovak is so cute :3
>>60306555
>>60304915
>vyletbuzerant
What did he mean by this?
Happy June 4th, my friends.
bocsano slecno
http://www.zvraceny cz/video/71145-brejlata-cubina-20/
any plans for today ?
>>60330601
Celebrating!
>>60330601
studying, watching football tonight
>>60306895
How do I pronounce "t'"?
>>60331055
Like in what
>>60331076
In Czech. Doesn't the letter t' only have one phoneme?
>>60331055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XdNfqE06cg
>>60331490
like the t in what
>>60331625
noice
>>60331625
>>60331625
I more meant a description of where I put my tongue in my mouth, but thanks anyway~
>>60331639
těšit, teď, lať
According to wikipedia, those contain the phoneme I cannot pronounce.
>>60331055
I just put the tip of my tounge on the top of my mouth close to my front teeth to pronounce it. o-o
>>60331755
Dubz™ dont lie (*`・д・)_/( ゚ω゚)
>>60331625
Translate please kandi-kun @.@
>check that alokal imageboard
>last post on their /int/ is from april
wow not even worth spamming it with pope
>>60331706
you make a small gap between your teeth you fill it with your tounge and then push air out, it should then sound like "tuh", then you just practice to get it right
>>60330601
To remain alive for the remainder of the day __ __
That barn house looks really beautiful @_@
>>60331825
>you make a small gap between your teeth you fill it with your tounge and then push air out
I just put my tongue on the roof of my mouth
>>60331780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cmY1H9cut1
>>60331815
it will stay there forever though
>>60331729
oh wait you want "ť" not "t"
no idea how to describe that
>>60331854
oh you mean ť? then yes yours is correct i thought he wanted 't'
>>60331854
Ah thanks, I eventually got it just a minute ago by comparing it with j and with german ch as in "ich"
Thank you for your post confirming my experiments.
I just have to put my tongue in the same place as j (j as in yes) and ch (as in ich) and then make it a stop instead of something else.
I'm so glad I understand phonetics to an extent.
I can now pronounce it, and will practice.
>>60332018
Good luck
>>60332018
>actually learning kek language
Y tho