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kranklis has gone bonkers
can you handle him?
first for elton john
/polska/
/balt/
>>60295446
haha you suck
no homo I'm smoking penises
who naked here
first
>>60295483
WHo is this?
>be New Zealander
>live on the dark side of the Earth
ahhahahahah
>>60295553
>he doesnt remember polska at the ball threda
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/europe-quiz.php
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/new-zealand-quiz.php
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/new-zealand-cities-quiz.php
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/australia-quiz.php
http://lizardpoint.com/geography/australia-caps-quiz.php
Study well.
>>60293606
Metsatöll is based. I just wanted to hear estonian singing because you don't hear it too often
>>60295618
delet this immediately
Cucked in my dream, it's a good thing I'm an avid cuckold
>>60295625
Rei > Asuka
>>60295712
Never reply to me or my son on this website or any other ever again thanks.
What is the most important tech innovation in the last 5 years?
>>60295748
blue led
>>60295748
android
>>60295748
In the anglosphere?
Self driving cars.
In the baltics?
The printing press.
>>60295748
green led
>>60295748
3d printing
>>60295645
okay
im unironically listening to "loppuviikko" by elastinen and his gang atm
>>60295816
green led is old invention brainless sissy retard
>>60295748
selfie sticks, instagram, tinder, google glass, vr headsets, the atom text editor, ddr4, 4k tvs, xbox one.
>>60295748
I'll make one soon.
Lads i gotta get some shit off my chest.
I haven't really been on /balt/ for a while but still remember some fun times from the past which is why I wanna write this here.
I've been suffering from depression and anger issues for a while now and I've finally snapped after having a shitty day. I'm going to go to the police tomorrow and turn myself in because I can feel these strong violent tendencies growing rapidly causing me to rage like a maniac and I can barely resist the urge to murder someone. I spent several hours ruminating about the idea of going outside and committing a massacre during broad daylight and I know if I don't tell the cops to temporarily arrest me and give me therapy I will definitely act it out.
We might not see each other for a few months so take care /balt/. I'll miss you guys and hope everything ends well for me.
>>60295859
my led is in ur mum
>>60295874
this
>>60295851
Maybe you should consider any other music in the world instead
>>60295891
Who are you again?
>>60295874
Tinder?
>>60295891
r u a lithuanian?
>>60295891
PLS GO DO BREIVIK IN SOME MOSQUE
PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
>>60295748
Quantum computing had breakthrough
>>60295891
Bye Latvia
>>60295919
Cheek? :DDD
>>60295891
Let's not forget what happened the last time an Austrian had feelings like this.
>>60295891
DO A BREVIK DO A BREVIK DO A BREVIK
>>60295891
DO A HITLER, BUT THIS TIME IN LATVIA, FUCK GERMANY
DO IT DO IT DO IT I TRUST YOU HITLER
>>60295891
denk dran: bitte keine prostituierten töten brudi
>>60296150
Would literally suck a dick to get a girlfriend like that
>>60296150
i find chinks so disgusting, no idea how can any of you get a boner to some ugly springroll eater, when women like in my pic exist
>>60296220
You would suck a dick just to suck a dick
>>60296238
who is this qt?
>>60296278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uno7f5IGAPI
>>60296238
i find cumskins so disgusting, no idea how can any of you get a boner to some ugly vodka drinker, when women like in my pic exist
>>60296332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHTOYchFPhM
>>60295625
the australian ones are too easy.
I F
I
H I T
M Y S E L F
A N D
I T
H U R T S
A M
I
W E A K
O R
A M
I
S T R O N G
>>60296391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEgZ9wCioJU
>>60296474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3ZZOmjO5Ww
give me a good communist australia flag for my DH run
>>60296507
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/for-you
>>60296415
Both
>>60296220
Come to NZ. We've got so many of them.
>>60296517
take the abo flag and put a hammer and sickle into the center
why yes, Adolf Hitler is one of my biggest heroes
>>60296579
inb4 someone calls you a russian
>>60296150
yfw tfw nogf
>>60296548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoCFToFstSY
>>60296548
dr baltics im invader
>>60296332
>A slowed down meme version of this song has more views
>>60296391
me in the middle
>>60296680
>tfw i will have to settle for an asian girl instead of a white one
thoughts?
>>60296824
haha good CGI
>>60296824
pls post steven adam
>>60296824
Love how the guys on the bench recoil in absolute disgust.
>>60295474
>only third
disappointed tbhq.
wtf mates its 2am
>baltposting in my anime thread
You know I'm good for another round
But it's hard when ERRYBODY on your dick
>>60296987
it's 11:30 u fucking dikhead
thoughts?
>>60296824
MIDAAA VITTTTUUUUUUUU :SSSSS
>>60296912
I was playing league of legends at the time so I had to multitask.
Sorry.
>>60297078
u got me m8
>>60297093
someone post the one with the brits
>>60297093
boast webms of mascots getting hurt.
bonus points for them hurting their balls.
>>60297078
All me
>>60297093
they look inbred
who else /boredoutoftheirfuckingmind/ here?
>>60297332
no im drunk
>>60297332
Simpson posters OUT
>>60297403
UNA
>>60297434
VELA
>>60297332
It's this weather. I feel like I should be out planting potatoes. But can not plant potato on paved ground ;__;
>>60297332
kind of, waiting for friends to get off work to go grilling and chilling
>>60297403
my shorts, eat them!! :DD
>>60297499
what a picardy
>>60297499
normalgaybo
>>60297154
the more you look into this webm them more you discover
>>60297570
>not one good looking person
thank god I'm not anglo
also there was another one I think
>>60297570
do you have the second one? The one with the guy with the huge neck.
>>60297623
t. bosniak
>polish flag
>>60297692
>wilno
>Canadian negro reaction images
Who is this qt I keep seeing? does she post on balt?
>>60297750
t. flannel
>anime
>>60297706
why is cp such a meme?
>>60297750
>this absolute specimen believes he's a woman
>>60297847
>wogball
>>60297816
lel
>>60297095
Mobas are a meme.
>>60297853
Is that physique possible natty?
>>60297750
>she
>>60297923
Nothing else to do desu..
>>60298012
play doter 2
Foot scary
>>60298048
I don't like the way it works, kind of a crossover between lol and starcraft.
Like I can select other champs but I can't do anything with them so that creates confusion.
I'm just too used to league.
>>60298142
nah you are just shit
>>60298142
>kind of a crossover between lol and starcraft.
dota came before you gook shit game of lol
>videogames
manchildren
>>60298205
I never implied that it didn't.
>>60298185
I've only played like 3 matches so I guess that's true
>>60298012
I guess..
>>60296578
hey this actually kinda works, thanks
>>60298263
what champ u played?
>>60298379
I don't remember it was years ago. He had something to do with blood
>>60298472
bloodseeker?
my first hero was wc3 huskar
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60298545
Yeah that one.
>>60298801
what if rupture stun like manaleak
goodnight balt
you can only reply to me if you had fish and chips tonight like a true blue, but are also going for more for breakfast tomorrow like a sick cunt
>>60298379
i remember i played doto for like 20 games or something. faceless void is so fun lmao. carried every game
>>60299175
I had fish and chips but there's non left
>>60299175
can i reply to you if i am eating ice cream right now?
>>60299175
i only ate plenkton
>>60299216
you're telling me there wasn't way more than enough to scoff even if you tried to put in the fridge for tomorrow? what's wrong with you?
>>60299341
I don't understand half your fucking sentence mate
Mum is actually crazy
>in lounge about to watch movie with sister
>dog is just chilling on couch
>mum comes in
>THIS IS TOO LOUD
>doors are shut, she is literally on the other side of the house
>three doors and three brick walls stand in-between the TV and her bed
>sister and I start pointing out how ridiculous she is being (pretty sure she's miserable and can't bare seeing other people enjoy themselves - so she tries to make as much conflict as possible)
>anyway, sister says something
>mfw mum just glares at her, not saying anything, just fucking staunching her own daughter ahahahha
>sister is like, wtf, what are you doing, why are you glaring at me?
>mum: I'm not glaring at you I was calling the dog, come on dogAnon
>sister confused as fuck is like, you were not calling the dog, you were glaring at me then called the dog
>tfw mum actually believes herself that she was calling the dog and gets offended when we point out what she was just doing and how she just blatantly lied
>I just sit there in shock desu
Not something to directly be shocked at but she actually pathologically lies, things like this to always shift blame or backup her argument or just to stir shit; and she actually believes 100% she's telling the truth, it's fucking scary.
Have tried telling her she does this in the nicest way possible but it just triggers something in her mind and she just goes fucking insane; full defence mechanism and tries to offend you as much as possible, literally transforms into fucking satan or some shit, you can see it in her eyes
What the fuck is wrong with her? I sometimes think that she is somehow hiding the fact that she's on some sort of hard meds/drugs or maybe she was and it has just fucked her up so hard, I'm honestly stumped, pls help
/sad family life blog
lost my debit card boys
not happy
>>60299422
move out nigga
>>60299442
fugging normie dont drink sd much
>>60299175
what kind of fish is in the fish and chips? also are the chips similar to french fries?
>>60299422
How is your dad?
>>60299422
Pretty sure she wanted to walk in on you and your sister banging.
>>60299422
Your mum is mental
move out ASAP, not much else you can do lad
>>60299422
pics of sister, dont need face
>>60299422
>expecting women to be rational
>>60299422
>sister
show pictures blease :3
>>60299422
send her to a loony bin
>>60299484
shark
>>60299484
Snapper, tarahki or gurnard. Hoki if you're a total pleb with 0 taste. The chips are thick cut and you have them with aioli or tomato sauce
>3am
fugg must be bed time
why is this the comfiest of all generals lads?
do you have any serious theories?
are all the normie-like shitposters partying, fugging or in bed already?
>>60299665
tell your mum to tuck me in
>>60299772
shes away this weekend cunt lol
>>60299750
/rus/
>>60299750
/deutsch/ wartet auf dich
>>60299819
i made latest rus threda lmoa dont tell butthurt blatics lmoa
>>60299750
it just werks, also /bantz/ has a wide variety of people, ranging from normies to anime normies
>>60299793
Yeah I know she's over here, just flip her a txt, she misses you and she told me to tell you to remember to clean up
>>60299468
Want to move out but financially it doesn't make much sense, especially while at Uni. Would have to juggle full-time work and full-time study, not to mention none of my money would be getting saved - just straight into rent, bills, etc.
I could probably do it, and at times like these I'd definietly be considering it; but it's a toss up between easy financial lifestyle but a fucked mental shit show VS a decent mental/relationship lifestyle but a pretty fucked financial situation
>>60299515
Split when I was 12, definietly made the right call. He's not as fucked, but just as annoying in his own way, could go into details if you wanted but it's a tad lengthy
>>60299533
Fuck sake, it's like I know this is ultimately the answer but it just sucks hearing it. And people probably get sick of me complaining but they really don't understand the fucked living situation I've been dealing with for 18 years. A crazy mum, a sister who now physiologically mirrors her and one spoilt as fuck sister
>>60299549
>>60299569
hmmmmm
>>60299563
Yep, this whole living situation has probably fucked my chances of ever forming strong relationships with any person fucking impossible
>>60299574
The thing is she somehow manages to compose herself somewhat when she leaves the house. So unless you've been living with her you wouldn't have had to deal with any batshit crazy behaviour
>>60299750
I just got off work, more of my kind should follow soon.
>>60299959
>hmmmmm
what do you mean hmmmmm!?
In bed ama
Tartu lads, what's going on outside?
>>60300333
how many grills have been in that bed before?
>>60300333
what will u do when u wake up?
>>6030042
Vomit from hangovers
>daydreaming
>walking home
>dark and rainy
>see a shadow of a man walking towards me near the middle of the road
>ignore it
>it's getting closer
>try to run but he's right in front of me
>light shines on him
>mfw he was me
>hfw I was him
>>60300465
kafka?
>>60300465
good boast.
would read again.
>>60300498
He turns into bug
>>60300667
nice, are they both ur sisters?
>>60300667
whats this blue shit theyre drinking?
>>60300909
I am greek
>>60300767
Yeah, I've got decent genetics (looks wise at least). Still a virgin due to the previously described family situation. Among all the other fucked things my Mum has she's like OCD, constantly cleaning the house and everything HAS to be perfect, etc, etc. So she hates having anyone at the house and literally complains about the person being her right in front of their face half the time. Not to mention does not accept anything above talking (AKA having fun) no matter what time of the day, and expects 18+ year olds to be at home and in bed by ridiculous fucking times.
Imagine all of that plus more, now imagine trying to have a gf - literally impossible
Fuck my actual life cunt
>>60300909
No fucking clue desu man
>>60300984
I don't reply to abos.
>>60301034
Have another ":/"
That really sucks, lad
>>60301034
cant one of ur sisters hook u up with one of their friends?
>>60300667
Can i have one of your sisters?
go fuck your spiders, ausnz.
>>60301119
Thanks man, appreciate it. Honestly surprised I've come this far without losing the fucking plot and/or offing myself. Sucks as well because none of my friends really understand the full fucking picture and I don't want to be a complete burden to the ones who somewhat do
>>60301188
You see, females have the advantage of always getting invited back to the guys place to fug; I don't get that luxury unfortunately.
>>60301259
No, but even if you could I would suggest to steer clear
@60301294
We dont want any krokodil
>>60300667
Both are fuckable
would make you my brotherinlaw/10
>>60301403
Have you thought about moving out?
>there was a finnish exchange student in my last year of high school
>she was very beautiful
>i never got to talk to her because i was too nervous
>>60301403
then go to their place to fug, one of my friends even lived at his gfs house, which lived with her mom
>>60301403
>you will never move to Australia and rent a studio with your buddy Troy and share housing expenses and cool stories with him
>you will always be a Latvian
>>60301034
>Imagine all of that plus more, now imagine trying to have a gf - literally impossible
nothing is impossible. you can do it. fuck some bitches!
>>60301510
>you will always be a Latvian
no need to be depressed.
you got the very best women in the whole world.
well, maybe not YOU in person, but latvia in general.
@60301468
You never had a chance
>>60301510
>an Australian pal named Bruce will never move into a house in Latvia with you and live up life
>>60301510
>you will always be a Latvian
>implying thats bad
>>60301413
Again, would suggest to steer clear
>>60301457
See, >>60299959
>>60301480
>>60301540
Could probably do that if I tried but sort of 'old fashioned' in the sense that I kind of want a gf to fug not too concerned with random fugs
Plan is to be able to support myself 100% financially, have my own place, own life, then start looking for gf; for now the right hand seems to do - less effort and drama this way
>>60301510
Art?
>>60301620
Why would anyone voluntarily move from the heaven on earth to Latvia?
>>60301770
>Australia
>Heaven on earth
LMAO
>>60301664
Maybe he's """"Latvian"""""
>>60301578
i don't care
i just wanted somebody to talk to
alri lads
>>60301870
lol
>>60301770
Because Latvia is beautiful and literally the best place in Europe
E
>>60301761
Yeah it's me.
>Plan is to be able to support myself 100% financially, have my own place, own life, then start looking for gf
You probably want to have at least some relationship experience when you meet the right girl for you to live together with etc. And no relationship is perfect, no matter how prepared you think you are, you can't avoid the drama. Women will complain, lie and cheat anyway.
>>60301761
Well best of luck then, pal
>it's Australia complaining about his sisters and abusive mother again episode
>>60301884
>Maybe
>>60302025
why dont you name the best thing in latvia - the womenz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WjJt2lLaBk
>tfw greater Lithuania holds on against the Commie scum for a longer time than Germans
Who /hypeandthendisappointment/ here?
>>60302087
>russian posters stalk us
>>60302087
>it's a bydlo misreading the thread he clicked
here you go >>60296225
>>60302087
pripyet blyat.
kag di la?
>>60302109
Ivan Yuri Vladislovsky
sad that /int/ doesnt have spoilers
>>60302044
Checked, and yeah you're probably right - maybe I should just be asexual in hopes that one day a lovely lass will stumble right onto my lap :')
>>60302083
ty
>>60302087
Rude, you weren't even invited cunt
>>60302112
Id rather say its the nature
>>60302174
>LABATVIA
>>60302150
poka ne rodila
>>60302304
>laba
>latvia
>labtvia
It all makes sense
>>60302233
>[spoiler] Easter [/spoiler]
>>60302139
so you live with insane mummy, even your sisters bully you and you're STILL a virgin? very very interesting and useful information describing the life of average australian.
>>60302557
RUSSIA WITH THE BANTZ
>>60302348
лaбaтый
>>60302339
JESUS CHRIST!!
>>60302233
>>60302391
>>60302578*
* this could serve as kind of a spoiler
>go to /rus/
>it's paedophiles stalking 13 year olds
don't know what I expected
>>60301761
>Could probably do that if I tried but sort of 'old fashioned' in the sense that I kind of want a gf to fug not too concerned with random fugs
fair enough. good luck with that.
>>60302571
Delete these orc runes right fucking now
Who's /russian/ here.
abos, no need to reply.
;_;
>>60302612
No monetary compensation whatsoever
>>60302714
/german/ reporting in
>>60302557
not even me lol
>>60302557
Meanwhile your mum is most likely a drug addict, your sibling starved because mum needs a new dose, you work 7 days a week for 10 rubles, very very interesting and useful information describing the life of average russian.
>>60302806
>>60302557
>be russian
>post old pasta
>get jailed
>>60302714
my grandfather came from ukraine when it was part of russia.
>>60296563
Immigration. You are doing it right!
>>60302766
nice trip, but wont u be thrown in jail?
who /latgale/ here ?
>>60302732
>you will never engage in a quasi-lesbian relationship with your childhood bff
>>60302116
This looks fun.
>>60303260
Not me, but i hope youre not just a russian living there
>>60303260
literally the shittiest region in whole baltics
Can a Lithuanian teach me a little bit of their language?
I've always wanted to know how to swear in Lithuanian and say the basic stuff like hello or where is the bathroom if I come to visit.
Also where is the gold food near Vilnius or Memel?
>>60303328
>Latgale is a region of an OECD country
Check mate
>>60303419
Good food*
>>60303419
Just say man ir neliels daikts
>>60303419
"Aš myliu Lenkiją"
Go to Kaunas and say that to people.
>>60303463
This. Thats one of the most common used phrases in Lithuania
>>60303419
eik nx krw ble
>>60303517
you really think a burger could pronounce your pagan letters?
>>60303419
manos pimpalas iš mazos
>>60303419
1. Sorry, no.
2. Swear is blet kurwa suka nachui
3. Maxima
>>60302732
HAH! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>60303517
>ą
what is that?
>>60303569
Easily.
Hello!
>>60303603
A Napkin
>>60303419
literally chose the worst language to swear in, might as well learn russian mat
hello friends
http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girl-to-Kiss-You-if-You-Are-a-Girl
>>60303603
long a
>>60295748
Indian programmers and IT-specialists
How will (You) celebrate ramadan?
>>60304044
by eating bacon and drinking alcohol
>>60304044
Glass a muslim
>>60304044
We don't have Ramen here. We have only Russian instant noodles.
>>60304139
>Russian instant noodles.
Thank god we have different noodles.as well
>>60303710
:DD
>>60304044
Eating strawberries
Which haircut should I get, lads? No memecuts pls.
>>60304139
>>60304191
Rollton with shrooms are the best ones.
>>60304328
bowl cut with bangs
>>60304328
3mm top, 1mm sides.
>>60304328
show your current hair, you dingus
>>60304328
DiCaprio from 90's
>>60303328
this is true desu
>>60304783
But its not though
>>60304842
>>60304842
>>60304842
new thread
>>60304859
>only 300 posts
Faggot
>>60298368
what anime is this
![adolf_hitler-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c4CHFEx.jpg "adolf hitler-2[1]")
![1464950504846[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/34OjtnN.jpg "1464950504846[1]")
![1464950831867[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/LDW57sc.jpg "1464950831867[1]")
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