How did he survive is he a Japanese samurai bear god now?
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/06/03/10/11/seven-year-old-boy-in-bear-inhabited-forest-reportedly-found-uninjured
he found shelter
the spirit of Kesagake protected him
>Yamato was left behind in the forest on May 30 by his parents as a disciplinary measure after he threw rocks at people and cars.
Jesus fucking Christ
>>60280469
Nasty little shitkid.
>>60280469
Hope he learnt his lesson.
>>60280469
Is he still doing that?
He has spirit of Russian bear
He is Ivan rapebaby
>>60280115
He weared only such shirt and it's near 7 degrees at night but suvive 5 days.
Jap bears are fucking pussholes.
>>60280115
>tfw he was protected by the spirit of a Samurai warrior during his difficult journey
>>60280589
Is it fake then?
>>60280115
2bh.fucking disgusting face actually.
>>60280589
He walked around such forest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5iuw_5ANZk
The first of the new crop of hoheishidan....
what a fucking alpha male story he'll be able to tell starting in elementary/grade school
if he milks some shit that happened in there he could be a god amongst weebs by high school
damn, what a badass
>>60280698
He is too stong as 7 years old kid.
Samurai is not enough.
He is Ninja.
He probably tamed the bears and now is going to rule all of Japan yes?
>>60280684
>tfw you will never be spirited away to the realm of hungry ghosts to discover your samurai spirit companion who is also a raccoon and wears a rice hat, travelling back to the material plane in a whirlwind adventure of self-discovery and confronting your inner fears and demons personified as oni and shinto spirits
>>60280115
cute. would bang
funny thing is he's probably already pretty alpha at school, this is going to be a game changer
I think he will grow up to make anime now.
>>60280115
Next shogun
>>60281014
Or some videogame hard to follow the storyline
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=usaJqeL9o4M
>>60280115
He made friends with the local Yokai just like we had said last time this was brought up.
>>60280115
Human lives easily last for a couple of weeks without anything to eat if you have clean water
He made his was to ISIS they fed n sheltered n he fought kuffar for them
Hero
I´m crying nao ;__;
>>60280589
he's got dem anzu cheeks
>>60281439
full grown men not city kids
>>60281572
being a true alpha has no age, 20th place 2015 RWC placer, only birthright
>>60281572
>city kids
But look at his adorable chubby cheeks. They are obviously a forest chipmunk's.
Energy for survival was preserved in there.
Not a surprising body feature to have for someone born in Hokkaido
>>60280513
his face shows that he didn't even gave a fuck
and now his stupid parents might go to jail or lose his custody. good luck to his adoptive parents kek
>>60281958
>his face shows that he didn't even gave a fuck
kid confirmed alpha. I bet that little fucker is throwing rocks at cars right now
>>60280115
Nuke him!
>>60282209
RANGER !
>>60282271
But let's be honest, you can't blame the parents.
I'd fucking punch my asshole son in the face if I ever caught him throwing stones at cars and people repeatedly even after getting scolded once.
It was necessary parenting.
Otherwise you will end up dealing with and feeding a human-shaped retarded chimpanzee forever.
>>60282510
yeah, an ass whooping sure
but abandoning him in a forest? he could've died
>>60282548
you heard the man
>it was necessary
>otherwise you will end up dealing with and feeding a human-shaped retarded chimpanzee forever.
>japanese people in charge of parenting
>>60280469
And parents will be too scared to punish him ever again. Yet another spoiled little shit incoming
son of Bear Grylls
>>60280115
>yfw he survived by killing people, who were camping, while they slept, stealing their belongings and eating them when there was no food to be found
>>60283161
Underrated
>>60280115
>How did he survive
By doing literally nothing. Or rather, if he did so, there wouldn't be the case at all, since he would not wander off and require a goddamn search party.
Anyway, the pops crying on live TV saying he's so sorry and admitting he failed as a father not once, but twice (the kid is a juvenile delinquent destroying other people's property) is not the way of the samurai.
Fingers shouldn't split like that, gross.
>>60283814
as someone from austria as well i don't get how people get lost in woods. especially not in woods that aren't even that dense as >>60280775 naruto here shows. you can see the sky and probably where the woods start / end,
>>60282548
All they did was tell him to get out and drove off for a bit before returning, probably trying to scare him into behaving better. No big deal my parents did the same to me in the desert when I was a kid
>>60280115
But it seems it was hard since his face is all swollen
>his name is actually Yamato
Forebear of a new race of ultra-resilient Japanese warriors?
So did he learn his lesson or what?
>>60280115
fucking brat and dumb parents everywhere. I really hope the family should be gone from the earth.
1.stay in shelter(JSDF facility)
2.access to tap water
3.little samurai soul
Based kid. He have Ainu blood probably.
>>60280115
because of a super power like in anime. some japanese have it by nature and thats why only japanese can make it in the world. im not even kidding.
>>60280775
why do jap tv has writing all over?
>>60288416
probably for people with no ability to hear sounds?
>>60288416
It's because of homophone hell.
They don't know the meaning unless they write it out.
>>60288416
Unlike the Roman alphabet, ours is very efficient and good at conveying the meanings in less space.
It's the linguistic privilege the West won't understand.
>>60288816
You don't even use an alphabet,Takeshi-san.
Also, using Chinese Ideograms for Japanese language is retarded.
>>60288816
makes even less sense, why do you need writing on every piece of video? is it little stories or is it describing what's going on in the video?
>>60288705
how can they understand each other?
Yamato the Bear
Yamato the Bear killer
Yamato Woods the badass
Yamato Your windscreen belongs to me
Yamato No more parents that bitch
Yamato Here come the punani
>>60288885
They don't. Why do you think their romance drama is built on misunderstandings? Because it's the reality.
>>60288816
>Japanese alphabet
>efficient
>can't spell words from any other language
>>60288816
I remember when the Franciscan monks deciphered the logic of Chinese characters they said it was the writing of God, for its perfection.
>>60288991
>Japanese
>Alphabet
Come the fuck on, it's a syllabary used with Chinese ideograms for fuck's sake.
>>60282580
B-but you are Aussie .. you like .. live in hell..
Being left in dessert is the same as for Yurobean going to a park..
>>60289033
meant to post to this
>>60284214
>>60289026
Kanji tried to an alphabet but the point still stands. It's terribly inefficient.
>>60289084
>Kanji tried to an alphabet
What are you talking about?
Kanji are Chinese ideograms.
They are not alphabets.
Koreans use an alphabet, Japanese and Chinese don't.
Am I surrounded by retards?
>>60288884
>using Chinese Ideograms for Japanese language is retarded.
Why? I think It looks elegant and is very efficient as every ideogram should be.
And we even improved it by mixing it with our own characters to avoid sounding sounding ching chong pong ping beng yang wooo like the Chinese original
>>60289133
I'm not a weeb. Forgive me for mixing this sort of thing up. I wasn't looking to trigger anyone.
Whichever one is based on sounds rather than ideograms.
>>60280115
he is the levenant
>>60289270
>to avoid sounding sounding ching chong pong ping beng yang wooo
where did you go wrong then?
>>60289270
Because you forced meanings into characters that wasn't present in the original Chinese.
>>60289279
Neither am I a weeb, I just like to know about the things I'm shitposting about.
Hiragana and Katakana are syllabaries, and yes, they are retarded as well because of the limitation on sounds they have.
Phonetic Latin alphabet masterrace here, everyone else - except Finns - go home.
Wait, the Chinese characters are a set of logograms
>>60289270
>it is very efficient
>3000 characters
super efficient.
>>60289381
They are a combination of both, I'm sorry.
The majority are logograms, correct.
>>60289457
Chinese keyboard
This looks efficient as fuck.
>>60289593
Time for efficiency.
>>60288816
I see. I wondered why he asked the question. that's why twitter is much more popular in Japan than west. we're not really limited in twitter in reads to counts of characters.
>>60289880
regards* wtf
>>60289880
but why do you need writing in tv?
that's my question
>>60289929
I already answered once at this point >>60288658
![jojo_dio[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/95JTjE9.jpg "jojo_dio[1].jpg")
well we have manga and it has unique character effect. it might effect TV? nothing wrong with such things in Japan.
I wish things would have turned out more dramatic. Like the rescuers are going along and they hear a scream. they run and its the bear just baout to get him and then someone tackles the bear and saves the kid right before the bear bites his neck. Would have made those rescue workers feel better about their boring ass job. They literally did nothign.
>>60280115
>missing since last Saturday in a bear filled forest where temperatures can drop to 7 degrees at night
>with nothing more than his shirt and jeans
>found only "slightly dehydrated" after nearly a week
None of this adds up.
There are adults who would perish under those conditions without any gear or supplies.
Holy shit it's only I got to this >>60291657 post that I realized I read it wrong. I thought he survived in the woods for seven years, not that he's 7 himself.
>>60282995
That is why you punish children with violence.
>>60289457
He actually had access to tap water and the military rest facility had a door left unlocked.
He had balls and some luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iafSHd_hSBQ
>>60280115
did he get attacked by a bear or indians
>>60294444
>is he honorable?
>>60294444
do this with all your kids, let the best ones survive
this will remove your NEET problem and revive glorious martial culture.
>>60295012
Fucking dumb ass, NEETS are the one's that would survive such tests. This kid was a NEET, fucking stuck in a building and just sat on a matress for 5 days. the Non NEETS would be the ones running around outside getting killed by bears and lolicons.
>>60282510
You japs are disgusting idiots, I've always thoght it, yet that's another proof. If your child throws stones at cars you slap him, you do not leave in a fucking forest.
>>60295465
Leave him*
>>60295465
Having a bad-mannered child makes parents madder. I am a forever alone loser but I can't blame his parents for even leaving in dangerous area desu
>>60280115
The Gods have spoken, he will be shogun.
>>60295465
>not wanting your parents to punish you by putting you in an irl miyazaki movie plot
>>60282995
Do you really believe his parents will be allowed to keep him?
Surely this will be the one who will make anime real.
>he was found only 3 miles away from where they left him
How did it take them 5 days to find him with hundreds of people looking? And why didn't they look in that military facility right away?
The searchers seem incompetent as fuck.
>>60280589
>Fighters
Nipponham Fighters rules!!
>>60298683
Do you know how small and similar Asians look to each other? They could of accidentally grabbed a cop and said they found him. It has be like trying to find waldo in a Poland pride parade, practically fucking impossible
>>60298942
>>60298897
Eat shit and hang yourself in Etorofu island you little sausage junk
>>60299039
fuck off retarded Giants fan
hahaha
>>60299562
Fuck illegal Gambl-iants too
Carp is the best and the only good one in NPB
Sapporo dome is the worst baseball field
>>60298942
>>60280115
It's all staged
how dangerous is a japanese forest? I mean comparing to the amazonas or african jungle
Are there tigers, bears, snakes, quicksand, heavy rain, etc?
>>60302305
>there tigers
No
>bears
Yes
>snakes
Yes
>quicksand
No
>heavy rain
Yes
>>60302305
It's in Hokkaido
It still snows there
>>60284214
But since he is a shit kid who throws rocks then he wouldn't be scared by something like that, and would just walk to the forest and get molested by an old faceless bear.
>>60302305
They have worst
>>60306677
I thought that was only around Mount Fuji
>>60288658
Why do they always have face-cams in the corner even when people are giving no reaction at all?
>>60306716
Wish it was so
They are in literally any places with trees and fucking aggressive
Is this news big in other country? I find it weird that it's very widely reported and here in Malaysia it's kinda a big story and people in work were talking about whole day.
It's just so random
>>60308106
Was it a big news from the beginning when he was reported lost, or only after he's been found?
>>60307904
I was planning a trip to japan but i changed my mind now
