>It's almost time to sleep
>Check email for the 15th time today
>She still hasn't replied
Why do I even bother anymore? Life simply is not fair.
If she sees this thread... please respond to them
Please stop
canacucks
>>60278618
>>60278650
I can't fall asleep without her response
>>60278387
oi darling it's me (i'm on vacation at a friend's house)
go to bed
>>60278729
kek this made me chuckle, thanks for writing this post
>>60278857
Yeah you're right, I realize that now but i realized it too late, after I already made several threads.
Now it's too late to go back so I have to act full-aspie and end it all completely.
>emailing
>not whatsapping
>not snapchating
>not yikyaking
>not telegraming (mobile application, not the ancient practice)
>not kiking
>not tindering
>not grindring
>not vibering
>not facebooking
>not twittering
>not skypeing
>not googleplusing
>not facetiming
>not lineing
>not badooing
>not linkedining
>not bbming
>not instagraming
>not yoing
>not vking
>not odnoklassniking
>not xinging
>not redditing
>not icqing
>not clubpenguiing
>not interpalsing
>not omegleing
>not chaturbating
>not stormfronting
>not taringaing
>not ultimateleagueing
>not xboxliveing
>not youtubeing
>not tumblring
>met her online
>she's literally perfect
>cute, very kind, fun to talk to, sends me packages filled with candy
>ask her if she wants to meet up when i visit her country next year
>never hear from her again
>>60278907
holy fuck
I'd literally kill myself if i was led that far on only to be cut off.
>>60278943
I still have the post card she sent me.
She wrote about how I should keep studying the language, and how I impress her with my skills.
It's all written in broken English.
>>60278387
I bet you're the kind of guy who texts girls back immediately and with perfect grammar
>>60278997
I would crash my car into a pole, I would need to feel something more painful than that experience
>>60279019
>tfw i am
Lmao i'm working on it tho, I'm trying my best to only check texts every 5 minutes but hold onto replying to them to make it seem like I'm busy and important.
Canada and U.S.A anons, pull yourselves together lads
These threads are embarrassing to read and is /r9k/ level shitposting
>>60278899
I tried to invite her to one of these but she seems to insist desu
I agree tho email is archaic and inconvenient
>>60279094
>These threads are embarrassing to read and is /r9k/ level shitposting
What do you think is worse?
You only have to READ our threads. We have to live and experience this shit our entire lives.
Someone tell his int gf to respond to him!
>>60278387
>Be me
>I was whatsapping with her
>The conversation ended 1 hour ago...
>She's still "online"...
Why is this so painful Anon?
>>60279038
when you text girls back quickly it makes you look like a thirsty beta bitch and it inflates their ego unnecessarily. Try to roughly match the time a girl takes to text you, or spend longer than she does. And never use perfect grammar with a girl you're trying to get with. Also use the least amount of words as possible - less is more.
if you do this you will text better than 90% of guys when trying to hook up with girls
I share this because I want you to fuck bitches, anon
>>60279177
Lol i got no clue man.
I think she just hates me, I knew this would happen, it always happens
I don't know why i keep falling into the same trap. I keep thinking it will be different and i won't get my heart broken. At least i was happy for a short while, it's more than I've known in years.
>>60279219
I understand this but it's so hard to control myself.
How many texts should I reply with to a message? 1:1? or less?
What do I do if someone doesn't respond for an extended period of time(1-2 weeks or more) and then all of a sudden messages me as if nothing is wrong? -- Genuinely curious here. Pls respond
>text everyday and skype sometimes with a qt from another side of the planet for a 2 months
>she always sended messages first
>suddenly 3 days of no conversations
>get sad af fuck
>too beta so send something first
>>60279097
Dude, no... You're doing it wrong.
Are you 100% sure that ""she"" is a girl? Because, that doesn't look legit at all... Come on, everyone has a fucking whatsaap, skype, twitter...
You don't want to be fooled, just think about it..
>>60279219
>when you text girls
>>60279349
I don't even care if it's actually a man
I just want someone to talk to
Even a man pretending to be female to say nice things would make me feel better
>>60278899
>>60279177
>>60279349
Do most people in SA use Whatsapp?
I use it but I've never met another American who used it without me getting them to install it
>not just talking to a bunch of them infrequently on Whatsapp
feels good man
>>60278387
>>60278387
>>60278387
LEAF
u are the one writing the german bitch?
>>60279349
But yes she is a girl, I don't have documented proof of course
>>60279458
Nope
>>60279299
PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS
>>60279471
Ah ok.
Because theres one embarrassing leaf that is texting bis ex-german language teacher all the time. shes back in cuckmany already and obviously not interested in further contact.
Poor leaf cant get over this hoe.
>>60279411
Yes, a lot... Pretty much everyone use it. Even oldfags.
In the other hand, telegram, line, etc, practically doesn't exist...
>>60279459
Make sure to get a certified, take my advice.
>>60279519
Lol why are we leafs so beta?
>>60279625
*puts my erection against your butt threateningly*
Don't ever say that again
>>60279565
>Make sure to get a certified, take my advice.
Lol by asking for birth certificate?
Lads were all gonna make it!
r-right?
I know this feeling all too well tbf (to be frank) lad
>>60279686
I'm going to be dead soon
i got my eyes on the money, the only reason i'm gonna keep goin
>>60279299
generally stick with one message response to her yeah, obviously. You can get away with 2 or more but there is rarely ever a reason to. There's never a good reason to send paragraphs to a girl over text, or a spam of many texts. The rule here is less words, less capitalization, less fucking everything.
if a girl is cold to you for a while and then comes onto you randomly, and you want to bang her, then by all means I'd keep trying to game her through texts. Just don't act hurt like "why didn't you text me for 2 weeks". Also a pro-tip: don't be completely open and honest about everything you do because girls get bored as fuck once they think they've figured you out.
>>60279827
True m8.
What about regular friends who aren't girls?
if some nigger stops responding for weeks then out of nowhere can't get off my dick should I ignore him?
>>60279649
By videochatting, you doofus.
>>60279897
Dude, you don't need rules to respond to your friends. They're your friends.
>>60279961
What do i do if they ignore me and respond out of nowhere sometimes?
Should i tell them to get fucked or just ignore them back for as long as they ignored me?
>>60279897
if you want to hang out with him in the future I'd be polite and just go with it. People go through things and drop off the face of the Earth sometimes, don't take it personally.
>>60279990
don't get moody like a girl would. If you genuinely want to keep in touch with the dude then you can always start fresh.
>>60280089
Nah fuck it
I think my contact list needs a bit of spring-time cleaning, going to delete every fag who is detrimental to my success or doesn't benefit me in some way with their presence.
Don't have time to deal with fuccniggas
>caring about 3D
howdy there reddit
How do you find someone like this? I'm bored with life and I feel it'll be nice to be in contact with someone like this.
>>60278387
>she
you dont need to lie friend, theres still time.
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>60281223
I just looked on here.
Got lucky I guess
last try desu
