Australia is Americas most loyal ally. We will ALWAYS have their back. We are equally loyal to them as we are to the UK.
This makes Australia an unconquerable country.
What's giving your country immunity?
>>60278368
yeah we're mad we should replace the motto on our coat of arms (whatever the fuck that is) with "never dog your mates"
hurr durr we never dog our mates who gives a fuck.
>>60278368
WW2
>Australia 600,000 men fought
>Canada 1.6 million men fought
Korean War
>Australia 17,000 men fought
>Canada sends 26,000 men fought
War in Afganistan
>Australia 26,000 men fought
>Canada 40,000 men fought
Are you CUNTS even trying to be an ally?
>>60278815
Now do Vietnam
Please stop fighting over us
>>60278815
also your Australian ww2 statistics are off
>>60278368
>>60278815
Our population is lower.
>>60278368
>This makes Australia an unconquerable country.
>What's giving your country immunity?
Our crack squads of emus to turn back the inevitable Antipodean menace.
>>60278996
Things like this make me realise how fucking weird Aliens are going to look when we eventually find them
>>60278996
Not to fear.
With our superior military technology and budget, all we'll have to do is a few airstrikes by drone and that would wipe out any and all emus.
We've got your back, Oz.
>>60278815
proportionally we sent the most in ww1
ww2
>A million Australians, both men and women, served in the Second World War
http://rslnsw.org.au/commemoration/heritage/the-second-world-war
>>60279044
>t. failed to take out a bunch of dirt farmers
>>60279070
OK lets do WW1 without counting the bullshit that no one ever looks at when talking about these things:
>Australia 416,809
>Canada 620,000
Again fucking Australia pales by comparison.
Which one of us is the meme again?
>>60279327
Canada
>>60279327
>canada pop. at the outbnreak of ww1: 8m
>australia pop. at the outbnreak of ww1: 5m
>only a 200k difference despite having 63% more people
>>60279359
>a 200k difference
>a 200k difference
>a 200k difference
OH my Australia lets get this together
Why are Canadians so fucking cringeworthy
>>60278368
>What's giving your country immunity?
Being America desu.
>>60279477
yeah whatever mate your statistics also count all the yanks going across the border to join so please eat a dick
>>60279489
Most of the Canadian posters here are brown people
>>60279521
They shouldn't count at all since all of the "Candians" were just Americans born 10-20 miles north of a meme border anyway.
>>60279521
Canadians won several key battles and have several major monuments to our sacrifice, France even gave us some of its land for our service.
Germans called Canadians "Stormtroopers" or elite shock troops during WW1.
Australia had some nice funny hats though!
>you will never have a threesome with an Australian and an American girl
>>60279556
there are schools in france that sing the australian nation anthem before class, we were invovled in north africa AND europe
>you didn't get ANY land
>no germans did not call you stormtroopers since the germans were the stormtroopers
but yeah our hats are sick
>>60279594
>americas fat and australias black
its like poetry
I didn't want these feels
>>60279594
Don't be fooled, the American is only in that wheelchair because we consider obesity to be a disability
>>60278368
Come on bruh who gunna fucj with a country ruled by this guy?
>>60279609
Odd poetry, at any rate.
>>60279624
No, she's paralyzed from the waist down.
>>60279640
No, because if you win, you win. If we beat you, you win.
was lurking for a bit. Just going to drop this here.
>>60279708
yeah see this is a classic example of banter between the uk and australia
banter doesn't exist between canada and the uk because nobody in the uk gives a shit about america lite lmfao :D
>>60279730
hey man, atleast we don't have the union jack in the flag anymore.
>>60279763
you shouldn't be flaunting around the fact that you replaced a symbol of your heritage and culture for a leaf you chinky cunt
>>60279763
weak response t.bh
>>60279774
>>60279776
I like the leaf, it's awful.
>>60279774
To be fair, the leaf is much nicer, and Canada has a much more pleasant climate than Australia.
>>60279609
>France ceded to Canada perpetual use of a portion of land on Vimy Ridge on the understanding that Canada use the land to establish a battlefield park and memorial. Wartime tunnels, trenches, craters, and unexploded munitions still honeycomb the grounds of the site, which remains largely closed off for reasons of public safety. Along with preserved trench lines, a number of other memorials and cemeteries are contained within the park.
Oooooops Canada got land given to it
>In the later stages of the European war, particularly after their success at Vimy Ridge and Passchendaele, the Canadian Corps was regarded by friend and foe alike as the most effective Allied military formation on the Western Front. The Germans went so far as to call them "storm troopers" for their great combat efficiency
O-oops Germans didn't use the term Stormtrooper to refer to themselves until later in the war when they swapped tactics to use troops "stormtroopers" to bypass entrenched enemies to get around the enemy lines and cause chaos (as Canadians)
This isn't banter it's literally a history lesson for little Roos
>>60279864
no one cares cunt your country is shit at war lol
>>60279893
>>60279893
Please just tell me you learned something from all this knowledge just being thrown around this thread.
Become the Roo you were always meant to be
>>60279916
i learned that canadians are shit at war because they live a cushy existence of being surrounded by the words most powerful nation
i also learned that they have participated in like 2 wars in their entire existence
>>60279928
Don't forget that they burned down the White House
>>60279949
the brits did that
>>60279928
You had so much promise, so much potential
>>60279928
low quality bait
this is like high school level history
>>60279489
Id like to think it's proxy fags but it might just be fags under 20 they are a different breed
>>60279979
why are you claiming pom victories?
>>60280017
lol mate its canadian history. do canadians even learn canadian history?
>>60279955
Are you sure? They're pretty insistent >>60279979
>>60280017
calling it now lads
emu war statistics WILL be posted :D
>>60280123
We all know you lost there's no need to post it.
>>60280047
Fuck man this shit hole was once called British North America can you even into history bruh
>Once again, Canadians ruin my thread
>>60280123
>be Ausfailian
>lose to a fucking bird
The White House was burnt down in retaliation for the American attack on the city of York in Ontario, Canada, in June 1812.
>>60280153
We are the new shit post masters just accept it
>>60280153
Daily Reminder.
>>60280153
Heh heh heh
>>60280160
>be american
>lose the war on drugs
Thank you aussies for being good friends.
>>60280227
>>60280227
>be
>>60280227
let's be honest though
what wars have the united states actually won ?
>>60280326
WW2 was won thanks to US and UK naval and airpower and Soviet ground forces
>>60280326
vietnam
>>60280227
America might be losing the war on drugs but i'm winning it LOL WEED DUE
>>60280148
>b-but we're british! canada doesn't exist! please let me be british!
pathetic
Atleast australia doesn't have to worry about this.
Dead thread.
>>60280326
storage wars
>>60280528
The war will never end. every day thousands of bad deals are made, those deals will never see home again.
>>60278368
Australians fucking hate Americans even though we're practically the same.
>>60280728
no we dont
>>60280752
I love Australia
>>60279763
>a
>fucking
>leaf
t. shitty meme cuck country
>>60281266
Most of America is nice.
signed,
Leaf
>>60281266
