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jannys gonna get ya edition
no waifus allowed
I've wasted my life on this shit website. All it's done is made me racist
genuinely enjoy these editions
>>60276775
Helps for playing guitar? Thought bigger hands would be more beneficial for this.
Kpop
howling
Going to meet the goomah lads
don't tell the gf
>>60276782
Homero
LOOK at this DOG
>American starts a /brit/ thread
>>60276813
i already know what that feels like
>>60276849
Louie, you've gone feral.
>>60276819
>not being a functioning addict
lmao ya fucked up
Going to meet the goomba lads
don't tell peach
>>60276844
i don't see how
I know guys with big hands and it seems harder for them to manage while I can play really smoothly and get the strings without a pick
though I imagine its more due to your fingers than your hands
my fingers are fairly well sized and long so its alright, stubby fingers makes it harder
>>60276819
>I've wasted my life on this shit website. All it's done is made me racist
You should try undoing that
>>60276847
I like Kpoop
Why are Muslim countries so envious of Israel's success?
>>60276876
GO AWAY AGAIN
back from rasheed's take away lads
ran into a gril i know
got a hug :x
Thoughts?
>>60276907
>>60276844
it's longer fingers that make it easier, not larger hands. larger hands would have a pretty small impact on it overall aside from differences in manouvreing around the fret board for awkward cords - which can be negated by longer fingers.
>tfw most people in this thread will die at about 2070/2080
sounds so far away
wonder if we'll have any wars
>>60276890
I like the cheeky jokes about american white people rather than the bitter snarky "omg so bigoted" ones
>>60277033
rasheed
>>60276999
At some point we will be able to download our conscious into the internet and proceed to continue shitposting for eternity.
GOAT /gimmickblackmetal/ coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfa5UlZAL8
24 and never been in love or had a gf. What does it feel like?
DO NOT RESPOND
>it's a fat paki boy puts on some girls clothes and thinks he's a girl episode
>Need something to give me a more feminine figure
really didn't need that burger desu
dunno why i went
@60277093
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes
do not give xir the attention xim craves
Do not reply
>>60277145
is he okay?
DONT
EVER
>>60276819
hmmm
DO
>>60275402
>/int/
ahhh yes
>>60277156
The kike sirs
eating some gabagool
>>60277093
sxc xx
>2:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpYq1sYwWxU
>>60277228
nice
>>60277244
fuck OFF potato famine mick cunt
DO NOT
You're a boring, ban evading cunt who is mentally ill and needs to seek help
We tried to help you but you wouldn't listen
Just top yourself you worthless fuck
reply to him
>>60277253
Still not convinced you're real
>>60277253
go to bed
>>60277253
post gurlwilli :3
>>60277291
might just tell this girl im right-wing and if she stops talking to me then i wont really mind
>>60277342
wtf am i looking at
>>60277347
who is this?
The hatred towards poleaboo just shows how infested with normies /brit/ is now
>>60277389
I am inclined to agree.
>>60277386
leader of the nsdap
>>60277386
El peruANO
>>60277396
>September
????????????????????????????????
Reminder that it's your thread duty to report him.
>>60277389
I liked him before he was a tranny
>60277396
Our advice was sound, it just wasn't whar you wanted to hear
It didn't fit with the deluded story you have about this whole thing you have in your thick skull
>>60277396
>I can't because I have social anxiety
take benzos and lashings of alcohol to overcome this
just be resigned to decreased cognitive function
>>60277396
>tries to get help here
what on earth makes you think that would be a good idea
>>60276782
What is the source of this picture?
look at this fucking dog
>>60277253
Don't care for the tranny arc
Prefer the phishing episodes
>>60277457
*looks*
>>60277253
I think you are cool
UNIRONICALLY believe the 6 million figure comes from the "guzma" or kabbalah numerology
UNIRONICALLY still don't hate jews and even support the state of israel
>>60277457
virus do not click
>>60277454
type the file name into youtube.com but replace janny with belly
>>60277465
can any old person off the street wander in to court and watch a trial?
>>60277471
you're only liberal because you're black and its illogical/embarrasing to become indoctrinated with the nazi stuff you see here on int/pol and get lumped in with that haitian in sweden
>>60277475
Shut it down
>>60277475
this is not exactly solid evidence you have provided
>>60277496
Well, now I have a new fetish AND an eating disorder.
killing myself
>>60277501
yes
wear a suit though
>>60277537
good riddance to bad rubbish 2bh
>>60277515
what? I'm not black or liberal.
do you want me to start referring to you as a Polish council flat bum because you got your London flag on? is that how the game works?
>>60277540
yes but direct your attention to what I mentioned before alcohol!!!
imagine being a /brit/ lad and getting on jury duty for this melts trial
i wonder if youd have to declare it or not
>>60277569
you are quite literally black
>>60276782
Are australians stupid?
>>60277540
say
" i go on the internet too much and i have devveloped a habit of dressing in girls clothing because of it"
>>60277584
I wouldn't declare it, but my mind would already be made up from the start
>>60277602
yes, they are also runts
source: got a bunch of dead ones still floating in my runt tank after I dropped the toaster in
>>60277598
oh. sorry, I hadn't realized.
>>60277584
You can't "prove" that you know it's Ribena from an anonymous website, so you'd probably make the jury
>>60277634
And what about sheep fuckers
>>60277628
lmao
>>60277645
you'd probably be best off declaring. i know that here, the judge can decide whether or not the declaration is an appropriate one or not.
>>60277653
not the same thing
just take my advice
i was much more socially anxious than you before i started taking benzos
>>60277681
Our judges take declarations as excuses (at least from my experience), he'll just ask can you give a fair and impartial decision?
If the attorneys think you can't, they'll ask to kick you off the trial
Personally I wouldn't declare knowing him either or of 4chan, and I'd come down on his ass so fucking hard at the jury deliberations
benzos are fucking pussy shit
stop talking like you're talking about smoking crack
you're taking 3 pills of something that is approved for human consumption and generally has almost no effect except for "dude I'm so relaxed dude XDDD I'm stoned lmao XDD"
>>60276782
I am jerking off
got some smoked cheddar and crackers lads
>>60277673
they're alright except the sheep fucking bit
but hey, someones got to fuck the sheep so better them than me
>>60277770
You watching the Copa America this summer mexibo
>>60277838
just got up desu lad
aren't you still technically banned from the internet?
maximum sentence when?
>>60277831
I am not watching it
>>60277895
Faggot
*turns on reddit flags*
Why are American and English values so different concerning life, individualism and liberty? I mean you guys went from Locke's life, liberty and property to security over all else?
I mean America ain't free but ifyou ask any American what he wants, it'll be freedom. And you'll see this value reflected in our behaviors.
someone told me to kill myself and Im finding it very difficult to cope
>>60277767
benzodiazepines are much more addictive and dangerous than crack
>>60277920
Fucked that one up haha
remember michael jackson
>>60277904
Are you a mexican-american???
>>60277990
Going back 5 generations on my mom's side
![1464812993009[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eKT2faR.png "1464812993009[1].png")
rlly makes u thnk
Mates always go on at me for never having a gf and not chasing women but their birds are actually fucking dogs.
>>60277765
when i did it, i got the impression our judges decide what they'll be like and then they ask the person if they're unsure but idk
>>60278009
Chi
>>60278009
are you 'should I shave' anon?
>>60277959
yee he died while i was on a plane to france hahaha
got off the plane and the cabbie was asking us about it and we were like what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8iwkL1W3Yw
*opens third eye*
>>60277935
You can literally have seizures and die if you cut benzos cold turkey.
>>60277767
Crack won't cause you to seizure into death if you quit it cold turkey. You underestimate benzos. Have you ever blacked out from benzo abuse?
>>60278049
shitposters gonna shitpost
i think spiders are telepathic
mates called me bent for saying women in clubs are beneath me
>>60278017
>>60278058
>human meat
delicious
honest question lads. do you think you'll make it to old age? i don't personally
>>60278068
think you might be a bender
>>60278069
think your mates might be on to something
>>60278036
No
I don't speak Spanish
I don't listen to mariachi
And I FUCKING HATE the Mexican national team
>>60278041
Nope
>>60278077
I hate that frog image
>>60278064
I've never seen a single good post by a Mexican
Never in my fucking life
>>60278087
i am actually bent but they can never know
>>60278077
can't really imagine myself as an old man
though i expected to be gone by now so who knows
>>60278095
Ca
>>60278101
pirate scum
>tfw got really drunk and a spider wandered onto my desk
>let it run onto my hand and held it running between my hands
>called him steve and decided he'd be my friend
>put steve on the floor
>post shit on 4chan
>look down at the floor
>steve has been squashed into a pile of shit by the wheels of my chair
>>60278087
think that is rude and i demand an apology
eating ginger nuts
>>60278126
Spiders are disgusting
Fuck Steve
poor steve
>>60278155
spiders are bro tier
>>60278139
lewd
>>60278135
sorry we English grew only potatoes and then when we got a few bad harvests had no back up plan and ended up massively starving
>>60278177
well that was thick of you
>>60278177
What about fishing? You're on an island after all
>>60278126
fuck off murderer
>>60278126
heh
>>60278209
the fish was export only
>>60278235
To who?
>brits critizice the USSR for """starving"""" ukrainians
>they mock of poor irish people with the potato joke
weew
>>60278209
couldn't fish because of EU controlled fishing territories m8
YATALLALALALALLALLA
>>60278253
most people here do not do that, it's probably some northern irish protestants who exist only to rant on about the irish
>>60278296
>he's never made an irish potato joke
rasheed
>>60278323
Ian.
>>60278323
>thinks he's better than the irish
rasheed
*runs away from the janny*
>>60278341
>>60278323
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Folding laundry lads
>Tfw fresh chonies for the weekend
>>60278363
>chonies
haha funny word
>>60278363
kek you faggot i bet you iron your clothes
ですばかがいじん
>>60278361
South American post simulator seems to be functioning well.
*cooks you in oven*
>>60278407
ahh yes
ばかですせんぱい
gotta go to the chemist lads
need anything?
>>60278384
If they have wrinkles, yes
Watching this David Cameron on sky news
Not a big fan of this arrogant Muslim student desu
awful posts
>>60278432
corn eh o
>>60278432
viagra
your mum doesn't make me hard naturally anymore x
>>60278432
zyklon b
need a hairy gf
>>60278482
degenerates like you should be gassed
>>60278482
unironically my kink
>>60278476
TAS
got about 60 pages of revision and 5 problem sheets to do by 2pm today lads
not sure if I'm going to make it x
>>60278502
>Liking natural woman is degenerate
Kill yourself
Breaking Bad is just a shit version of the Sopranos
sleep tight /brit/ter
>>60278531
can u not u fucking gross cunt
The sopranos is just a shit version of Malcolm in the middle
>>60278531
I guess it's bad to not like women with down's syndrome too...
>>60278531
ghastly woman 2bh
>>60278252
britain I guess
Malcolm in the Middle is just a shit version of Married with Children
>poleaboo talks in thirdperson because he thinks it absolves him of all guilt
>all the while he's posting obvious pictures of himself
fucking hell
cmon now lads
Married with Children is a shit version of The Simpsons
married with children is just a shit version of full house
>getting light out already
hmm not a fan
>Corbyn opens his mouth about the EU
>muh mobile phone charges
>muh clean beaches
>muh bees
>>60278612
>>60278613
one of u is lyin'
>>60278620
nor am i 2bh
Full house is just a shit version of the Honeymooners
>>60278636
I'm pro-bee
>>60278636
>muh bees
killed 2 queen bees recently
>>60278636
ah yes i'm sure we're all eager to hear what some nonce in thailand has to say. fuck off would you
>>60278654
one of these days, one of these days..
POW right in the leaf
>>60278654
el the peruvian doesn't bathe, doesn't study
>the nonce arrives
>avatar fags like a complete bender
>posts literal reddit humour
there goes the thread
dear thailad
how good is your thai
regards,
interested inquisitor
>>60278697
Here la
>>60278600
He keeps getting banned anyway lmao
Stupid cunt
>>60278676
good lad, bees are wankers.
>>60278680
>>60278697
go to bed wastemen
thirsty but cba to get water
>>60278720
m8 you're like 27 sort your shit out
off to kill a nonce lads
need directions to thailand x
>>60278745
Heathrow to Taipei, I'd assume
CHICANO
have a hard willy thinking about the unlikely event that i would have a qt trap gf
>>60278759
did i ask you ya chunky bastard
>>60278712
bretty good, not fluent, enough to have a chat with people.
>>60278738
I've just arrived at work, what are you doing at 4am?
Can we not have one of these threads again pls? Can we just chat about normal things like my flag isn't Thai?
>>60278738
haha 27???
is the chicano guy like that colombian who post in /lat/?
>27 years old
>virgin
>pedophile and zoophilic
>a failure
>>60278804
thailad is a normie
>>60278804
fuck off mexico
>Can we just chat about normal things like my flag isn't Thai?
he says whilst avatar fagging, making yank tier posts, pretending he doesn't want the attention and being a nonce
embarrassing 2bh
Mere presence of non-white flags ruins these threads 2bh.
>>60278776
get a proxy and you'd be tolerable
>>60278824
sheiit
>>60278833
Oh give up you boring cunt, filter him if you dislike him that much
might jump in front of a truck
what are some other easy suicide methods
>>60278855
You said that two days ago
Fuck off
>>60278833
>What does avatar fagging mean?
>What are reaction pictures
embarrassing 2bh
>>60278852
haha why is he your boyfriend? you going to suck him off now that you've done your loyal shit posting
>>60278876
He raises a valid point though, filter me.
>>60278867
>>60278776
27 years and chicANO
>>60278855
buy a big bottle of whiskey and get pissed (but not too pissed)
draw a nice hot bath, get some incense and music going, then slit your wrists deep lengthwise up the arm in the warm water
thailad literally made /brit/ related videos on 4chan which had fairly impressive production value. what did you cunts ever do? thailad is a great poster. i do question the amount of spare time he has though
>>60278897
I'm not 27
>filter me
>>60278930
how old are you then?
>>60278951
26 :D
>>60278975
HAHAHAAHHAHAH chicANO and 26 years old
>>60278993
good post
>>60278993
what the fuck does chicano mean
*falls asleep*
>>60279012
night x
>>60279011
It means a Mexican that lives in America.
So presumably what he aspires to.
>>60279012
nn
>>60279007
chi
>>60279032
>It means a Mexican that lives in America.
what the fuck does that have to do with you?
>>60276890
that's clearly a leg
>>60279046
he is an immigrant
>>60279046
literally nothing but then the same goes for most insults thrown my way.
Quality of threads has significantly declined since this lonely mexican arrived.
Not happy about this 2bh.
>>60279034
>>60279086
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>60277767
>the high is shit so it can't be dangerous
Wow, you must be a pharmacologist
>>60279061
british people generally have ok jobs when they move countries you people work on farms and shit
>>60279105
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
