>Spelled Leicester
>Pronounced as "Lester"
Brits will defend this
>>60259227
>Spelled "caramel"
>Pronounced as "carmul"
Fatcucks will defend this. There's also a million other examples, but you're not worth it.
>>60259288
>spelled "centre"
>pronounced as "center"
Yes, Brits are THIS retarded.
>>60259227
wtf, I hate Brits now
>>60259288
>Pronounced "flavor"
>Written as "flavour"
>>60259382
THIS
H
I
S
>Why can't they prnounce things correctly like us?
>>60259386
>spelled "herb"
>says "erb"
>spelled "coriander"
>calls it "cilantro"
>>60259227
i literally can't pronounce any of the place names from your map
>>60259227
They simplify words so their tongues don't catch on their teeth as much.
>>60259288
Pray the butthurt away, Abdul.
>>60259465
Kek
>>60259288
>written as England
>pronounced as The Caliphate of North Syria
>>60259227
Lewisham, not pronounced as Lewis Ham but as loo-sham
>>60259640
I bet there's no Indians living there
>>60259571
>written as USA
>pronounced "mörka"
>>60259465
But it's America that always has to simplify everything.
>>60259640
It's actually "Loowishum".
>>60259781
Like how we simplified your struggle with the Germans by winning for you?
>Melton Mowbray
Fancy a pork pie now, oh wait...
>Pronounced "mun"
>Written as "moon"
Why the fuck do you give sounds to letters if then you change them in nearly every single word?
>>60259446
>>spelled "coriander"
>>calls it "cilantro"
that's a cooking convention though
coriander seeds
cilantro leaves
like mace vs. nutmeg (same fruit), caraway vs. fennel (very similar plants, use different parts), cabbages vs. broccoli vs. brussel sprouts vs. collard greens, vs. kohlrabi etc etc (all the same species, different cultivars), etc. there are a lot of weird divisions like this when it comes to stuff you eat since it's not named because of what it is, but what it's used for and to distinguish it from other stuff that's similar.
>>60259902
>implying Tim Horton's uses cilantro
>>60259829
>Muh WWII
Every single time
Why can't anyone in your country ever pronounce this city's name right? It's not that hard: Leice-ster. Leicester.
>>60259871
no mun is m-uh-n
moon is m-oooo-n like how a cow moos
>>60260004
>Muh Zika
Every Single Time
>>60260004
It's important to periodically remind Europeans of their military inferiority though. Sometimes they forget
>>60260063
mun is man
damn
>ameritips itt
>speld spelled
>pronaunsd speld
Ti houl inglis längvits is ö fakin tsouk. Nating's speld äs it's sed. Vot kaind of fakin idiosi is tät?
>>60262277
Basically, English is still written like it was spoken during the Middle English period over 600 years ago. The pronunciation changed greatly, but the spelling was never reformed.
>>60262638
funny how the spelling of croatian language changed wildly but the words are still pretty much the same
>>60259227
Coventry mentioned
>>60259829
>>60259465
>>60260196
>this is how yanks attempt to banter
>spelled Tottenham
>pronounced Tot'num
>Anglos thinking English has the worst prononciation rules
Daily reminder that
>é
>et
>est
>ai
>ait
>aient
>hait
>hais
>haie
Are all pronounced the same
>>60259571
> Written as Water
> Pronounced Wahder
>>60264018
how the fuck are you supposed to know which word it is then?
>>60259571
>coming from a North Mexican
ebin
>written as 'Gloucester'
>pronounced as 'Gloster'
Ennnnnnnnnngland! This again!
>>60264698
When it's written well you just know, and when it's spoken you know from the context
>>60259376
It's actually pronounced cen-rr
>>60264698
wewlad, never learned a language, eh?
context
>>60264831
>>60259227
it's Lesta and Glosta you wankers
>>60264831
Blame the Romans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_(placename_element)
this will annoy yanks
>milngavie
>pronounced mul-guy
>spelled Birmingham
>pronounced burminum
Or if you're joey from friends presenting top gear then it's >burning ham
colonel
>kernel
lieutenant
>leftenant
