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real senpai hours edition
lads
>>60236675
First
Awoo
>>60236689
>>60236690
>>60236697
Is this shitskin general now?
>>60236712
Of course it is, Tyrone. You'll fit right in.
>>60236712
Its always been one man.
if you're still up at this hour you should kill yourself
Anime a shit. Afghanistanimation is where it's at.
I sincerely hope, anon
what's /cum/ up to tonight?
>no work tomorrow
>having a few brews
>nature documentaries narrated by david attenborough
would be max comfy except for the damn heat
>>60236675
Cancerous weeaboo faggot.
damn i thought i was welcome here
sorry ill never post here again
>>60236764
you first
>>60236764
go to bed already, wino
>>60236766
christ, this was meant for >>60236703
>>60236777
k
>>60236778
after this beer
>>60236768
Weather is super comfy here desu
>>60236769
>getting mad at anime on cambodian cartoon forums
>>60236772
wtf come back
>>60236675
Who's my senpai?
>>60236804
send help
Hahaha, time for another beer.
>>60236712
bad post
>>60236713
very good post
Night and sweet dreams
>>60236831
lol
>>60236772
I was kidding...dont make a scene
>>60236828
dear lord that looks unpleasant
>>60236804
I'm moving to canada
>>60236845
night bud
>>60236828
>>60236828
It's too comfy here.
>>60236860
>using Celcius
kys, my man
>>60236860
that doesnt look TOO bad
just kinda average compared to here
>>60236871
how can you be inland toward the IE and still be cooler
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>60236873
it was for canada ;_;
>>60236807
>>>/a/ is the board where you belong.
Yo
Where all the cute Canadians at?
>>60236893
It's humid as fuck. I was half joking. We have a breeze coming off the ocean. It makes it comfy at night but terrible during the day.
>>60236873
they are embracing the future
>>60236912
>he gets triggered by pictures of anime girls
>>60236772
wtf!?
i love brazil now!
>>60236804
>>60236828
>>60236871
fuck you guys I have to work outside this weekend
>>60236927
we'll have to speed up the annexation of the north before you turn us all into moose jockeys
im sleepy /cum/-chan
tell me a bedtime story plsss
>>60236950
It gets this hot a few weeks a year here. I can't stand it. I have no clue how you'll manage to be outside.
>>60236950
then stop living in the desert, dummy
Lookin NICE lads
>>60236988
I'm from the pacific northwest where the hottest summer days barely scrape by 90. My poor little white boy body will probably actually die
>>60236975
Once upon a time,
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>60236912
Chink owns site now, dad.
SABE PA.
>>60236975
there was once a cute canadian
everyone on /cum/ like him.
He was very happy, the end
>10 days
>>60236975
There once was a man named John. He was a veteran looking to visit an old friend. He discovers this friend died from cancer caused from exposure to chemicals. John decided to drift around. One day he happened upon a small town. The sheriff wasn't too happy to see this drifter. He encouraged him to move along, he even offered him a ride. The sheriff escorted him out of the town but John decided to go back. The sheriff ends up arresting him and humiliating him. John remember bad times during this humiliation. Times he shared with his dead friend. He escapes into the woods. The sheriff is upset and decides to send out an armed search party. They really make John upset and he ends up killing some of the law enforcement and he takes their weapons. He goes back into town and blows up a gas station and shoots up the police station. Just when John is about to take out a bunch of cops in a last stand his old boss shows up. He reminds him of his duty to the people. He reminds him that his old job is over. He recounts his pain and suffering and leaves with his old boss.
>frankie sinatra
oh man, hope the Avalanches album leaks soon
I'm going for it desu. Only a four week class and I'm transferring in August, anyhow
>>60237018
I'm originally from Everett/Marysville. Looking to buy a farm with my folks and move back up in a year or so. I'm sick of city life.
>>60236768
>this is kind of like licking the volcano in Flavortown
What did he mean by this?
Very bored lads
Worst job I've ever had but I'll survive.
>>60237024
wow i hope they end up with eachother
>>60237026
he sounds cute
>>60237197
aw-zzZzzzZzZ
>>60237232
It's a big change for me, I'm from Longview myself. Feels weird knowing the local shopping center in this suburb of a city has more economic activity going on than my entire home town. I take the good with the bad.
>>60237024
Ok actually delete this post
Fuck off reee
feet
American feet
>>60237363
American isn't an ethnicity silly goose
>>60237363
How large is your foot folder?
>>60237309
That's a big difference in city size. Where I live in LA county now was pretty comparable to the city I lived in Washington so the biggest change was climate. Took me a couple years to adjust to the heat. Now that I'm probably moving back I'm worried about adjusting to the constant 50 degree weather.
>>60237363
I'm more into those beefy thighs to be quite honest with you.
>>60237318
Go back to your machines
What up yall
So cal checking in, hows everything
Haha
>>60237407
Idk it's a mess all over the hdd
Feet everywhere
>>60237482
Please don't respond to their kind.
>>60237503
stop stealing our water
>>60237503
Fuck you.
>>60237503
About two beers from drunk. Where in SoCal? Santa Clarita here.
>americans
>>60237508
Hi Latvia-chan!
>>60237522
But most our water comes from the Owens River. It doesn't flow into the Sacramento.
>>60237554
>tips people for a service they have to do
wew lad
>>60237554
>tree fiddy
>>60237554
Nah, that's just one idiot. If you fuck up a tip you fucked up and don't worry about it.
>>60237576
LIES
water comes from the sierras and we have to filter it down the San joaqin to LA and the IE for the stupid almond farms
>>60237585
>we literally have to build a wall to stop his countrymen from coming here and doing jobs for next to no pay
>>60237482
>>60237520
>>60237606
It's mostly the farmers not the city.
Anyone ever used a Korean "massage" parlor?
>>60237779
No but I've heard plenty of stories from people here
>>60237779
They're Thai here and no.
I just got my hands on a jar of peanut butter and guess what? It sucks. It sucks harder than horny toothless Dracula.
Well, serves me right to believe american's taste.
>>60237966
>buy some peanuts
>grind them up
it's really not that fucking hard you retarded communist
good night, /cum/
remember to check under your bed for commies and monsters
Reminder
>>60238025
Good night friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmnCEYtslHc
Tell me your favorite Need for Speed game guys.
Mine is NFS: Rivals
>>60238205
>EU
>>60238199
Wonderful, RIP in peace Johnny.
>>60238233
Unpopular opinion it seems, but I loved Most Wanted because my mom wouldn't let me play GTA
The cop chases are so fun. When I get home I think I'll play that again. Thanks.
>>60238205
>It goes without saying
This is a law and they are telling people what to think. Law shouldn't have to defend itself. More proof that EU multiculti is mental illness.
>>60238240
>>60238242
>tfw pol was right again
>>60238205
>tfw karma actually exists
thats it I'm a buddhamissle now
>>60238269
Yeah I loved most wanted too, definitely my second favorite
A lot of teenage nostalgia to be had there
Playing OS runescape
>>60238025
Goodnight honey
>>60238269
I got most wanted for free because my original 360 broke. Before it became apparent the 360 was a clusterfuck of RRoD they'd send you a game if it broke a few times. I was unfortunate enough to need to send it in enough times to get this game. I thought it was pretty good. My favorite arcade racer is still Midnight Club 3: Dub Edition, though.
>>60237791
It sounds kinda hot.
Also wanna get jerked by a Korean auntie in a changing room in her shitty clothing store for twenty dollar someday desu
>>60238233
Underground 2
I wouldnt trust a yank so far as i could throw him
>>60238554
You couldn't throw me so you must trust me.
>>60238718
fat
>>60238790
not strong
>>60238829.
All Yanks are morbidly obese
>>60238964
Wow, that really hurts. I think you should apologize.
>>60238467
Come on who's with me here
@60239014
sorry
/cum/ i'm drunk and kinda wanta throw up in my own mmouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6lDkTO0Nw
fuck the police
>>60239230
Just ran out of beer. Goodnight.
>>60239389
i still have like 15 at least but that's too much
so after this im going to sleep
good night anway cali-kun
>>60238233
Midnight Club 3 <3
Nice morning if a bit chilly
>>60238306
That's pretty spoopy desu
its light out again
>>60237363
It's about damn time. Was getting sick of those crusty Asians you kept posting.
Bought a bottle of fake wine the other day. Worst shit I have ever had the displeasure of choking down. It was about 50% water and then wine and alcohol to round it out.
>>60242011
On the plus side it was only 6 bucks.
>>60242011
>>60242127
Did you buy knowing it was fake wine or was it being peddled as real
When do I get to leave this fucking country?
>>60243274
wew. That's so retarded, it could have been an idea of our green party.
>>60243274
Oh Canada
im pathetic its 6am amd im still mnt sleeping i should isolate m uselfu frp, sleep. ok good night cum.
>>60243274
when you stop using normiebook
>>60244454
Goodnight leaf
>>60244524
>poland
>>60244721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
Is this accurate?
>>60242917
Sold as genuine. I had some idea that it was fake before I bought it because of the label and bottling date. Also way too cheap for 2011.
>>60236712
>America
>""""""""""White""""""""""
Soon
>>60245602
Then it begins. The PUNISHMENT of Trudeau.
/x/ is weird
Back home safe lads
>>60245683
>>60247087
Welcome home ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ
*hisses*
>>60247151
:)
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them until they are dead and gone.
Good morning friends.
>>60247893
m8 calm down lad
Getting a bit tired
Eyes are dropping and I'm in bed
sometimes i wish i had statistics on how much time i've spent on my life masturbating or doing things with the intention to eventually masturbate
so much hours wasted playing shitty h-games
How do I stop drinking whiskey from exactly 6pm to 11:20pm every single night? Been five years and getting skinny fat as fuck.
holy fucking shit this summer heat is unbearable
>>60249746
Do you speak inuktitut?
>>60238143
you sure that's the right number I always thought it was 648 septendecillion years old
>>60249854
No inuit language?
>>60236675
cute anime desu
>>60250384
nope
I've recently started fapping to anime and now my gf seems less attractive by comparison to qt 2D girls. Wat do?
Amerifats are disgusting
Canadians are autists
Mexicans are Mexicans
My fucking cat keeps getting cat hair all over the place. On my bed, on my chair, my keyboard, my clothes, everything.
Fuck you cat.
Having a walk again lads
>>60250618
Thats rude
Pretty nice weather today tbqh
>>60250589
Tell her to Fuck off
Fap to anime now
Latvia makes ded morning /cum/ a little comfier
Nice green colors
A little blue water
haha i hate myself
>>60251975
Why do you hate yourself anon (´･_･`)???
>>60251975
Dont hate yourself and look at these cute animals
>>60252156
Haha here is the pic
New thread when, friends?
>>60252208
In about 140 posts
RIP my dead homies in Houston
Haha what a nice tree
>>60242330
Lads we did it btw
>>60238964
Except for those of us who are 135 lbs.
I've sat behind you in the hall every day for this semester.
You are beautiful. Your face is lovely and your body is too. You smell like flowers. I'm ashamed of these thoughts. Maybe someday a man braver than me will tell you about yourself.
Today was the last day of class, the conclusion to the torturous days where I'm forced to notice you every time you walk in. Hopefully I never see you or anyone like you again.
>he isnt a part of the skellington master race
>spent 6$ on fast food
>still hungry
Cannot fabricate
>>60253687
Bought some brioche because I didn't got to eat something for breakfast.
>tfw when I ate way to much of this shit and was still hungry too
eating an egg mcmuffin lads
Anyone else find mowing the lawn the most relaxing thing they do?
>>60252436
51st state when?
sup guys
>>60254076
They should be glad to be getting rid of diarrhea
>>60254129
fuck no, shit sucked
Kat Dennings is my new waifu
>>60254223
>getting diarrhea from a big mac
that's just you m8
>hungry and there's literally nothing to eat in house
aaahhhhh
>>60254340
if you had a gf you'd be having pussy for breakfast
>>60254464
dude gross
>>60254529
ok I get it you swing the other way
well if you had a bf you'd be eating a huge meaty and juicy sausage as I type this
>>60254464
That's disgusting
>>60254314
that rack hnnnnnng
>>60254577
that's still not food though
>>60254638
what about warm and salty cum
Check out this thrilling gameplay buds
>>60254193
Soon
>>60254736
I don't think that'd be very filling desu
>>60254828
you could eat yours too if you're that hungry
>>60236675
taking my asvab next week for navy am i normal yet?
tfw no bf
*jacks it*
*cums on your face*
Jesus, why's everyone making such a big deal out of the shooting? Literally only two people died and one of them was the gunman. This shit happens all the time all over the world (or at least where guns are legal, but even then there's other ways to kill someone and then yourself), only thing "special" about this one was that it was at a university.
They're acting like some crazy dude shot up an entire classroom or something.
Just another day.
>tfw 23andme report just came in
>tfw Black
>tfw not even half black, genetically
I don't even know who I am any more. I guess my skin is quite light as are my eyes, same with most of my immediate family. But... what? Europe ate a huge chunk of my genealogy and then made me pay $200 to even find out about it.
Training today for my summer job then off to donate blood. Apparently they've been so desperate for blood they're giving out gift cards to those who donate
How do i upvote here in 4chan, lads?
Traveling hours for interning rapes my feet
>wifi works perfectly on phone
>wifi connected to PC
>internet on PC doesn't work
I'm ready to punch my stupid computer.
↑60255409
reeeeee
>>60255461
Pajeet, how do I fix this >>60255493 ?
>>60255265
literally who
also it's been months since the last one, the media smells blood and wants to make a story
IF ONLY THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF BLACKS KILLING EACH OTHER IN INNER CITIES BUT NO
>>60255388
Welcome to the family Negro
>>60255493
reset your wifi adapter or update it
Otherwise get an external one. had the same problem in germany but fixed it with an external
>>60255542
Uninstall Windows 10
Update your drivers
>>60255388
What color are your eyes?
>>60255571
th-thanks.
>>60255631
Dark hazel. There's quit ea few green eyes in the family though... I guess that should have been the tip-off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljy3vAcQdiQ
>>60255542
>>60255592
I kept hitting the try again button and for some reason it finally connected. Fucking nonsensical technology.
>>60255803
wew
RIP, lad
>>60254871
Energy cycle
>>60255755
ONE
DROP
RULE
>>60255803
Wow. Nice knowing you, man.
>65 degrees
Does standing for too long depreciate your brain capacity because all the blood goes down?
>>60255950
DONT YOU START
RITA BALLOU...
PS WHAT HOT
GREETINGS OLD FRIENDS
>>60255803
Jesus Christ. It's not even full balls out summer yet. We occasionally get around 120 in SoCal but it's typically in the middle of August or so. What's the hottest it gets over there?
>>60255803
Why does this guy get 3 (You)s but I only got 1 :(
>>60255459
>/CUM/
Ok but, why is Canada the best cunt (despite memes)?
>>60256196
shut up shut the fucki up s
>>60237503
I'm literally Cal.
>>60256082
I remember it getting to 57°C (134°F) a few years ago
It gets to the hottest point during July/August here.
>>60256132
thanks for the (You)
>>60256217
but it's true bro
>>60256263
shut up!!! stupid!!!!!!
>>60256196
lol
>>60256196
If they didn't speak French, I'm not sure you'd still be saying this.
Canada is awesome for many reasons but whether or not they're the best is debatable. Fucking nation of weirdos.
>>60256226
>thanks for the (You)
Likewise :^)
>>60256289
>>60256263
>>60256217
>>60256196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6MPQDkbCYs
4 (You)
>>60256342
shut the fuck up you fucking beaner
>>60256327
>nation of weirdos
Seriously. YOU. A inhabitant of the US.
Say THIS.
>>60237522
Share, you homo. We got no fucking rain this year. Tell those faggots in the central valley to stop growing so much shit.
>>60236675
Am I too late for Real Nigga Hours(tm)?
Great day in the best state today (California)
>>60256373
NIGEL
I
G
E
L
>>60256423
can't wait until you fuckers run out of water
>>60256423
stop growing your god damn almond trees in a desert
>>60256450
where at, senpai?
>>60256384
Get over it. We bathe daily and shave our nether regions. This sort of thing wouldn't be weird if you weren't a cheese wheel sucking pseudobrit.
>>60256450
WEW LADS I JUST REALIZED IN THE CORNER OF THE PIC THERES A FISH HOPPING OUT OF THE WATER
>>60256483
Vassona
>>60256450
>best state today
>(california)
I would literally live in any of the other 49 states than live in California.
>>60256450
You must be way up north. That's barely California. It may as well be Oregon
>amerinowaters
>>60256563
kek
>>60256471
I can. When they run out of water they will invade their neighbors and fuck shit up there.
No thank you, I hope they never run out of water.
>>60256551
it's only halfway up the state...
also, norcal > socal
socal = way too hot, no water, short little gremlins running around everywhere, and full of poor people.
>>60256515
Los Gatos? Only place by that name I can find is a park
>>60256551
It's san jose, you're wrong
>>60256499
I see where you want to go... But nah.
>>60256483
We don't grow shit here in SoCal. The most I've seen is a couple of orange groves over by Riverside.
>>60256591
Delete this right now!
>>60256611
Yep los gatos, san jose, same shit
>>60256608
>NorCal fags actually believe this
You guys are hella gay.
>>60256678
USA 100% Spanish when?
>>60256692
>hella
Well you just proved him right. Fuck the south.
>>60256704
Just kidding Tbh
>>60256704
Was going to reply with never and attach a picture but whenever i go to attach a file my page refreshes
>>60256727
Hella is a NorCal word, dummy.
>>60256780
>>60256704
ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNNNNNNY ON M Y CUM?
>hella
>>60256865
delet this
we dont all say hella
>>60256692
Socal: the video
The death of a civilization: the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1gbKW_Wgk&index=12&
>>60256865
I thought hella was a socal thing?
Either way, it sounds hella retarded.
>>60256704
Soon, very soon.
>>60256865
thanks, doc
>>60256944
Why are average IQs so low worldwide?
>>60256962
>"""""projections""""""
People once """projected""" that we would all have flying cars by the year 2000.
>>60257070
Because they're averages
>>60257070
Prob because they're actual averages from authoritative data and not based on retards on the internet who universally claim to have a 140 IQ
>>60257129
>flying cars
>the same thing as population projections based on birth rates
We're already only near 50% white in under 18 kids
>>60257129
People have been doing this for centuries. Look at BTTF2, in 1989 they projected we'd finally have flying cars today among other innovations.
These days we're doing the same thing.
>>60256951
Exactly, which is why we use it to goof on our friends upstate.
>>60257129
When the white, black, and asian birth rates get above replacement and hispanic immigration completely ceases then you might have an argument.
>>60257200
They were based on (technological) evolutionary trends. It's no different. All projections operate under the assumption of a trend never faltering for 50 years. None of them are accurate.
>>60257258
That was a science fiction blockbuster it wasn't "projecting" anything
My left testicle has been feeling weird lately. Does anyone else have this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rszPXD8PSdY&feature=youtu.be
they finally did it, the absolute madmen
Just realized I need to buy a wallet
>STILL have an Avenged Sevenfold one from when I was 13
>>60257677
I can help u anon :)
>>60257677
what kind of weird feeling. It could be so many things
potato famine
>>60257754
your life sounds aids
>>60257825
limeys >>>/out/
>>60257825
Go back to /brit/
Faggot
>>60257754
Post it
>>60254914
>navy
no you're a faggot.
>when an american wedgies you so hard it rips the waistband off your underwear
>>60257782
how
>>60257820
It doesn't hurt at all, just this general feeling of "uneasy" discomfort. Maybe my underwear is squeezing too much or my pubes are pulling at it. Just feels like they're vulnerable, like someone is about to hit them.
I've fondled them a few times to check for lumps but get nothing
>>60257937
Shut the fuck up leaf
>>60257897
>>60257854
potato famine
New
>>60258017
Okey dokey.
Now the thread can die.
>>60251863
>>60251939
>>60252002
Looks nice
:D
>>60251818
This.
>went and bought a 15 pack of coors light at some point last night
>dont remember doing so
well fuck lads, guess i gotta drink it now
>>60258793
Arent you on night shift?
