balkan thread
old>>60208948
First
>>60214750
>I would post my photo since I'm extremely handsome
>>60214866
HAHAHA, FAGGOT, you're not the first one this time
>>60214817
Nice addition on that croat
But add those guys I told you and remove the second albo, actual faces of /balk/ remove the comedic concept of your hilarious pic
>>60214865
same colour shade of a freek
>>60214817
I am Greek
>>60214916
>But add those guys I told you
i'll add them only if they're a balk meme
>>60214866
>Poo flag lost to a POO
>>60214817
We seem to be missing Serbia.
GORILLA
Based mod banned the balt autist
Gooooood
>>60214817
>Not adding shipo mafija "pukam, koljam" to the albo flag
di srbija
>>60215143
Posting improved Europe lads, literally no failure
>>60214910
No kidding. I look like Patrick Bateman, even have roughly the same haircut, although with slightly less pomade
>>60215171
not even close
>>60215021
But they are
>>60215210
Stfu Natoboy. Miro is the most handsome Bulgar here. You ain't shit nigger.
>>60215108
No one misses serbia
>>60215288
No one misses Croat newfags
>>60215213
Of course
>Cyprus full blue
>Kosovo to Southern Slavs
>Maybe independent Netherlands and Portugal
Fuck sake, it's raining hard again. Are we becoming the UK here? Global warming is real, guys.
I will watch Ninja Turtles and think of my childhood days. Growing up made me sadder.
>>60215171
>>60215307
At least I can flush toilet paper, unlike greeks
>>60215430
The climate in Bulgaria has slowly been getting wetter, with more rain in the summer and moderately cold winters (without -20 for a week).
>>60215486
>flushing toilet paper
Oh dear God, the barbarity
>>60215431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dTBmozP1k0
Latest edition
>>60215572
>>60215431
You guys really understand russkie?
>>60215635
Evil Bulgar Man isn't even an old meme yet you add it, add those other guys I posted make
Especially shqip warrior
>>60215635
Somewhat
>>60215486
oOOOOO YOU FUCKING SLAVSHIT THROWING PAPERS IN THE SHITTER IS ONLY GONNA MAKE THEM CLOG AT SOME POINT
OUR DESIGN IS FANTASTIC AND YOU'D WISH TO HAVE DESIGNATED POOPY BINS
>>60215678
I havent posted here in a while, i guess i missed them
post which ones you want me to add, file
>>60215733
The guy on the right
>>60215635
Well Russian can be strongly dependent on context they are conditioned to have layers of meaning when they speak. Mнoгoхoдoвкa, "multi-step" means the secret plan of Putin to recreate the USSR. The other thing with the vertical I think is understandable--can't you figure out what "Hищaя пидopaшкa" is?
>>60215486
dont you mind the mutatedcatholics fa m, theyre just mad at their browness
>>60215635
Hai sictir de hahalera
>>60215572
>>60215431
fuck you sorospii, Russia is love, Russia is life
>>60215733
>>60215816
I can't quite determine who has the more ridiculous beard...
>>60215816
the greek merchant is based af, not worthy of these wank tier mims
>>60215838
What did you say?
>>60215307
Let him post, you were new once too.
>>60215838
вoкзaл, чeмoдaн, мocквa
>>60215816
Is he going for the kolokotronis look?
>>60215838
agreed my chelovek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LCtUpn9MSI
>>60215477
If I'd be from Baltics I'd like to unite with the others. Weak as fuck standalone countries.
>average bulgarian singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfYWMKo9Z-0
>>60215963
But at least I was never a C*tholic
>>60215959
>Albonymous calling someone a greek and not a reek/freek etc etc
Is this opposite day?
>>60215987
Enver Klintoni (red jacket guy)
>>60215831
>hai sictir
Ai siktir. Turkish influence confirmed
>>60216008
Uniting with another country isn't as easy as you think.
>>60216038
That's Romanian.
>>60215987
Here's another Turk for you
>>60215987
wait why borat he's from kazakhstan
>>60216063
It's hard only in democratic forms of government.
>>60216147
The movie was filmed in ROMAnia, the land of gypsies.
>>60216147
>everything else is fine
>>60215987
dodaj srbiju
bre
>>60216147
Why is your trip so arrogant but your posts so humble
>tfw no Bulgarian gf
;_;
>>60216345
because I am a humble faggot with an immense thirst for cock ;)
>>60215980
чaнтa, кepвaн, иcтaмбyл
>>60215987
>they look the same
>you know who is who is darker
lel
http://mylust.com/videos/105422/my-bulgarian-brunette-girlfriend-finally-agrees-to-eat-cum/
This fucking mini-gorilla is fucking a virgin girl, making her eat his cum and I'm posting here.
>>60214817
croat also
>>60216453
they are both pontian masterrace
>>60216437
Me too
>>60216557
me three
>>60216469
>uni students couple in neighbour apartment has sex
>she moans
>tfw forced to listen normies
it is a matter of time before i finish them
>>60216678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv0EPEcPTwM
>>60216603
would it be more beneficial to learn russian,turkish or bulgarian if interested in
1.economy prospects
2.translator/interpreter
>>60216965
Russian
>>60216965
russian of course
this is hands down the best sitcom imo
whats yours
>>60216741
>I've read his whole manifesto
>>60217013
I think you are right but the fact it is so difficult kinda scares me
>>60216603
do it
fucking cunts respect nothing
>>60217020
its always sunny in philadelphia is pretty funny
>>60217061
>so difficult
Calm down nigger, languages are not hard if you're not a dumbass
>>60217020
only fools and horses > black books
>>60217019
>Prospects
>learn Russian
>>60217044
Td/dr?
>>60216965
Italian desu
7th biggest economy worldwide
They trade a lot with us
Comfy Latin sound
>>60217144
There are something like 150M Russian-speakers.
>>60217144
260 million speakers
>>60217205
>>60217258
And? Holy shit, Russia is almost bankrupt and you're trying to get people to learn Russian. How stupid are you?
I would suggest to the Greek guy to forget about these three languages and learn something useful.
>>60216965
not learning chinese the lingo of our future masters, pff
>>60217337
Albanian Eagle & Chinese Dragon friendship
amirite?
>>60217313
Those are living people in (mostly) non-3rd world countries, faggot, that represents business potential.
>>60217165
I limit myself to russian/bulgarian/turkish cause they are either neighbours or many prospects in interpration/translations
Greek > native
English>my romance/germanic language
German>my b2 imperfect germanic language
One more from another realm
>>60217313
So? I don't think that you understand how business works, you can exploit them a lot if they're going bankrupt.
>>60217205
The ethnic Russians in and around Russia are 150M. The Russian speakers are closer to >>60217258
>Russia is almost bankrupt
Russia has low debt, increasing gold reserves, many resources, science and technology.
You have no idea what you are talking about. Just because the chronically undervalued rouble is even more undervalued recently does not mean shit
>>60217258
Why would he learn Russian? He could instead learn German or maybe even some Scandinavian language if he has degree in something useful so he could go work there. Wtf is he suppose to do with Russian? Go to Russia ? lel
>>60217337
mandarin will be more difficult even than russian which scares the shit out of me
can't touch the chinese
>>60217493
Wow, your posts are Copperfendi-tier
Could it be?
Croatfendi
>>60217467
" Этo eщe ничeгo, чтo в Eвpoпe зa нaш pyбль дaют oдин пoлтинник, - бyдeт хyжe, ecли зa нaш pyбль cтaнyт дaвaть в мopдy."
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE'RE NOT BALK
WE'RE PROUD CAUCASUS
ALSO STOP SAYING BRE YOU KEKS
BRE IS LITERALLY MADE FOR TURKISH MOUTH
>>60217417
What the fuck are you even saying?
>>60217458
Russia is corrupt as fuck, so unless that Greek guy is a businessman CEO 10k a day, he ain't gonna do much. There are no prospects in Russia, that's why no businessman brought Russian bonds be it from China, or Europe, or the US. None.
So explain to me again why ANYONE would invest in Russia when there are literally zero prospects of future growth or stabilisation
>>60217534
you cant go for something easy lad if you wanna stand out in a competitive market
>>60217493
Do business with a lot more people, have a lot more options. Of course that scandinavian languages are an option as well, but most people in Scandinavian countries know English. I'd learn Spanish or Chinese if I had to learn a language.
>>60217677
You're getting that statistics out of your ass lmao, learn the difference between empirical and anecdotal evidence
>>60215477
>lets put Moldova with two countries who can barely maintain and fuck them up
gr8 job anon, might as well add Albania too so we can make Pripyat v2
>>60217632
its greek for stupid...
>>60217851
Actually
No
>>60217851
stp b8ing me lad
i know serbians use bre the most out of all balkans
>>60215477
>>60217825
this is actually OK. Perfect strategic postion to take back Constantinopole
>>60217898
>>60217953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_%28interjection%29
what the fuck?
Is 'aide Greek or Turkish?
>>60218002
how is it used in sentences? aide doesn't ring a bell
>>60218000
checked
also what the fugg
started raining, perfect time to try and sleep, good night balkanlars
>>60217766
Lot more people? I would say that you can do buisness with more people if you know German. Russian buisness? What's that anyways? Moscow, St. Pettersburg or shitty low profitable buisnesses in rural Russia(what would that be anyway)? Don't forget that he's a anon and not a businessman.Russians in Greece? What? If he had master in law that would be useful in Greece.On the other hand there is Austria, Germany, Switzerland. Better money, probably better conditions in every possible way. And also more useful language in general.
>>60218100
it means "let's go" or something like that. also pronounced hayde
>>60218100
ajde bre opa opa ajde
>>60218139
its turkish
>>60217766
https://next.ft.com/content/d736ce70-2721-11e6-8b18-91555f2f4fde
Read, you dummie. Their growth is down, their inflation is up, nobody wants to give them money, literally nobody.
Really, don't try to argue about things you have absolutely no idea about
>>60218100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ6Y53dDoaU
>>60218100
'hayde hayde' diyo
best tatar song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UrstsVZwTU
>>60218147
A very good example.
>>60217709
there was a legit thread where some guy had to do business between russia and china.Wood transfer i think.He knew mandarin
He made good cash but he was pretty clear about chinese,it is not just competitive market,it was a fucking jungle,you need nerves to survive there because they don't respect any agreements,all they care is the cheap stuff and had it not been for the money he would reisgn.The fact he knew mandarin and how to negotiate saved him and his company
Their system is different,the institutions are different,they could let him die in the public hospital just because it wasn't his turn e.t.c
I am not very accurate but this was pretty much the point of his posts,avoid china
and lets be honest,isn't china scary
1 billion people and we barely know anything about their life
It is like an open prison
>>60218280
India is supposed to be even worse.
>>60218280
Is there any difference between Russia and China except that China is in way better economical condition? Actually, they are starting to suffer from their bubble, also, but still.
>>60218238
I remember when we learned about tatars in primary schools. All i remember that they were smelly, that they had leather armor and light swords and that that was their advantage. I can even remember how my teacher said 'they were smelly'
>>60218121
I didn't say there aren't better languages to learn, but there's probably more to profit with Russian than Bulgarian or Turkish. Although, Turkish is also pretty good if you can tolerate Islam and turks.
>>60218197
So what do you think It's better to invest in Turkey or Bulgaria? There's a lot more potential for Russia, more people, more land, more resources, Turkey isn't a bad choice either if you can tolerate turks.
Među najpoznatijim Tatarima su:
Gabdeljhj Ahatov - znanstvenik i jezikoslovac
Alija Mustafina - gimnastičarka
Dinara Safina - tenisačica
Dinijar Biljaletdinov - nogometaš
Irina Shayk - manekenka
Marat Safin - tenisač
Rinat Dasajev - nogometaš
>>60218197
By the way I need a subscription to view that. And I'm pretty sure It's not "literally nobody".
>>60218139
>>60218147
>>60218222
Turkish afaik, but we use hadi or haydi.
>>60218563
Irina Shayk is 10/10
come home tatar woman
>>60218470
Russia doesn't have 2 billion people and most of its population lives in wide open spaces. They don't have a problem with population density, just brain density(sorry)
>>60218470
Russians seem to be pretty transparent about when they want to fuck you.
>>60218147
>t-they know
>>60218222
lol just noticed it's macedonian
>>60218280
thats true but you need to think of chinese companies that are based in europe or greece for example, which like it or not would need to obey eu laws.
talking from experience of vetting cvs your chances of going through the selective stages would skyrocket. food for thought but nonetheless language skills closely relate to what your field of work would be so figure that out first than it depends if you wanna spend all that energy into a foreign language or on another more valuable skill
One of my friends big bro had a wedding today, he is half Boşnak, damn guys you should've seen the tall, blonde top tier qt's with mini skirts. Muh dick demands balkan gf now.
Not cuckfendi btw.
>>60218946
Come back when they send you the pictures from the wedding.
>>60218483
There is no potential in Russia, absolutely zero. That country is just a gigantic mess, funded by oil and gas with no industry and no technological improvement. Nobody wants to invest there because the corruption is extremely high and the people, for the most part, are uneducated.
Turkey is almost the same, but Turkey doesn't rely on gas, they have a decently educated workforce and the western regions are relatively progressive. Izmir and Istanbul are relatively good places to invest, until Erdogan fucks that up.
>>60218567
http://www.mediapool.bg/putin-otchayano-tarsi-novi-miliardi-news249835.html
http://www.dnevnik.bg/biznes/2016/05/24/2765254_rusiia_ne_uspia_da_privleche_zapadni_investitori_na/
I can give you more, but that's enough. They raised the interest rate and they still couldn't find anyone. That's an absolute failure no matter how you look at it.
>>60218946
Non-alcoholic wedding? eww
>>60219337
How come the Adriatic coast doesn't speak Italian?
>Effendi will save this
>>60219410
Lots of people in Istria half-speak Italyan, some speak fluently. My friends from Istria who are Croats are named Lorenzo and Paolo. Dalmatia doesn't have any connection to Italia anymore, in fact, Dalmatians hate Italia, Istrians do not.
>>60219337
>cheese first
=y=
>>60219528
Hrvatska seems like a federation to me. Bunch of persons not related with each other put in the same country.
>>60219692
Sort of, every part is totally different. Accents, customs, landscape...
>>60219692
Nigga they have an older claim to statehood than Serbia. Must be vicious bastards, too, to live between Slavs and Italians for so long.
>>60219528
Can confirm
I visited Istria with my school in 2013
People noticed that I am Greek and started to become cringey as fuck
Like una faccia and this whole thing, I appreciated this in some extent
>>60219804
Yes but it's still weird. Also that Italians didn't claim this region. Europe is really diverse
>>60219167
Kek
>>60219337
Nah, with lots of booze and gunshots
>>60219892
If you are interested enough in our history, you should check this documentary series, it's really cool and graphic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=243NaFV3ooI
>>60219956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOGRP4E8QA
>>60219336
As I expected those links don't prove your points, they're just mentioning how It's failing for now, doesn't mean that It's not the better of three evils. There is no way that Russia has NO potential and that no one would ever invest in it in the future. Russia is a huge country with a huge population, It's also known that they're always involved in international matters, which can also be of profit. Turkey is also good, but I'd bet with Russia if I had to choose one which I thought learning the language would benefit me more in general out of the three. Also, that gayreek mentioned which one would benefit him more as a translator, and I'd say Russian simply because the amount of Russian speakers are a lot more than Bulgaria's or Turkey's. But anyway, I'm gonna sleep now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qudotq4Zi1I
>>60214817
Modern Macedonians are slavs since the middle age, so they have nothing close to Alexander the Great.
>>60220196
France is North Africa.
>>60219994
>no nikola tesla featured
>>60219956
>sandzak
>not raska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zv86Sqog10
kek those meme bosniaks
>>60220118
You fucking retarded or something? The articles says that they didn't manage to sell their bonds which means they can't finance their debt, which means they're going straight towards bankruptcy, if things continue in the same manner. This is basic economics, why is it so hard to understand? Or have you even read the articles? Cuz I doubt you did.
Bangladesh has a huyuyuyugee population, does that mean it's a great place to invest? Nope.
Growh is negative, inflation is high, the rouble is practically toilet paper and you're saying it's great to invest in Russia. Then why the fuck is nobody investing there?
>>60221124
hey can you find a video from bulgarian movie where some priest is shoving slanina down turkish throats
>>60221384
Haven't watched a single Bulgarian movie in my life, except Pod Prikritie which is TV, mate. You have to ask the other faggots tomorrow
>>60221124
>Then why the fuck is nobody investing there?
because of complex reasons which the margin of this shitpost is too small to contain
>>60221384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwDtqrRGmo8
http://www.strawpoll.me/10372850
help!!!
>>60221343
after careful and thorough studying of history and geography, I came to the conclusion that /balk/ should be renamed /vlach/.
Make it so
>>60221427
can't wait for the final episode, I'm glad marto darvoto is finally dead
>>60221463
Of course there are many reasons, I can't go an hour to list them all. The point I'm trying to make, and which is a pure and simple fact, Russia is a shit place to invest and it will be this way for quite a while.
>>60221505
thanks brt
>>60221593
The renaming department is closed for the day, come back tomorrow.
JUST
a simple flowchart of what your day should look like if you live in balkanlar:
>try your hardest to figure out how to leave
>have you figured it out yet?
>Y
>congratulations, you are almost free
>N
>return to step 1
<<<<<<<< wtf
>tfw Croatia won't gib back clay
>>60222306
>Bosnia
Harder to conquer when Croats and Serbs join together than USA 2bh.
>>60221962
no problem. But for future references, keep it in mind
>>60222668
>titi pula
erry tiem
>>60222423
>tfw Romans built you everything and now is yours for free
Thanks, you were better constrution workers than Bosnians are in 2016
>>60218280
You could potentially go to Taiwan. They speak Mandarin there too, although they use the traditional characters in writing, unlike the mainland which uses the simple ones.
Taiwan is also a lot more civil compared to the Mainland China, South Korea/Japan tier clean and such...
>>60223028
Singapore, also bunch of Chinese, business haven they say
>>60222668
Does the cuck ever find out about his woman's daughter?
>>60222306
No joke. I didn't know Kosovo was Muslim until I visited. The girls there are monster whore's. Really nice people there. I even want up to Zuben Potok where the Serbian villages start popping up, and they were extremely nice as well. Fuck the gypsies though.
>>60223616
My ex gf was born in Prizren and they were banished from there 1999 cause they are Serbs :((((
>>60219994
I will thanks
>>60223616
Is it safe or is it likely to get robbed?
/rant on
THE WARCRAFT MOVIE IS UTTER SHIT , SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
/rant off
>>60224270
I didn't doubt that for a sec.
So, another game franchise inspired heavy CG movie that dropped hard.
Why, though?
>>60224569
The CG was good, they changed the story, a lot. Like the producer only saw a few WoD cinematics before he wrote the script.
>>60224569
>Why, though?
jews
holy fuck that new AMD card, gtx 980 performance for 200$, wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umokxn3Vc38&feature=youtu.be
jebo ti isus mater kakva muda
>>60225331
+$5
>>60225979
im building a new PC, and i was going to go like, gtx970 or gtx1070
but this card is amazing, been using nvidia all my life, but im going AMD, and a freesync monitor, fuck nvidia, thank you based poo in the loo AMD CEO
>>60225331
>new AMD card
name?
>>60226330
rx 480, apparently it outperforms gtx 980, at fucking 200$, should be fit for all new VR as well, but i dont care much about that atm, they ran the new hitman on 1440p with everything maxed at constant 60FPS on this 200$ card, seems too good to be true, really amazing
>>60226401
noice
>>60226622
AMD is back baby, nvidia fanboys are on suicide watch all over the place
>>60226686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea4MUUeC7Bo
>Anime girls sing Romanian Anthem
What's their secret? how do Romanians get all the Anime women?
>>60224270
eh?
Is it out?
>>60226875
it is, in cinemas at least
What did they mean by this...???
>>60227175
t*rks are roaches
>>60227175
>>60227194
good posts
>>60227228
what did he mean by this...???
>>60226859
Great...that should be our anthem at the euro
>>60227175
Why are green eyes so superior
do pomaks in bulgaria use pomak or turkish as their main language?
>>60227457
My gf has green as fuck eyes, they make my dick diamonds, its so fucking pretty
>>60227661
Post a picture, sharing is caring.
>>60214817
Do Croatians like Turks? We were always allies and shit (picrelated), our PM was also in your country and was welcomed very nicely I saw on TV.
>>60227457
brown eyes best eyes
enjoy skin cancer cumskin
>>60227761
wtf no, the smug ones think the reason they're not balkan (shit) is because they were never exposed to you as much as we have been
>>60227661
Mine too
light green
>>60227457
>tfw KHAN'D Ashkenazi
>>60227795
enjoy being subhuman shitskin
>>60227902
he's never heard of tall, dark and handsome
ooga booga where da white wimmins?
>>60227824
I am asking Croatians, not you.
>>60228017
ask in ex yu then
Dutch man on vacation here and I POOP on the Balkans.
>>60227761
literally no one in the world fucking likes t*rks
lmaoo
https://twitter.com/JustinTrudeau/status/738167824468692992
>>60228200
was ist los
>>60228223
I like them.
t. Never talked to a t*rk before.
>>60228280
fuck off kraut
>>60228278
>the replies
based Trudeau causing massive colorectal discomfort
>went out to buy couple beers
>the female(?) gypsy from Bulgaria that's been living homeless in our neighborhood for the past 3 years is laying down, with her pants down having diarrhea shit all over the place
>mfw
>>60228278
>are you kidding me?????
this reminds me of something lol
>>60228310
ur a spic tho, who carws lmao
disapointed in my romanian coleagues. You should all be ashamed of yourselves
>>60228390
TAKE BACK YOUR FILTHY MARXIST DYKE.
>>60228340
>Bulgarians
They are nice people when they aren't stealing your copper cables or trying to sell you their sister for sex.
>>60228796
pls don't samefag
>>60228835
not samefaging
>>60228796
>>60228835
>>60228835
fuck off, samefag
>>60229147
i bet you re the samefaggot
>>60228796
>>60228932
What have YOU done to stop the Terrible Tatar Tarnation?
>>60228796
>>60228835
>>60228932
>>60229147
>>60229220
samefag
>>60229564
οπου kαι να εισαι
οπου kαι να ποσταρεις την ειkονα
θα ποσταρω εγω αυτην
Since /balk/ is dead I'll keep posting the Comitet Bulgarian Cunt
Damn Bulgarian Darling
>that Grease
kkkkkkk ayy lmao
>>60218238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVwsbCDmSw
this one is better
Yay!
the Awful Bulgarian Anthrope revived /balk/!
Post yours patriotic songs /balk/
Would you fuck the Passionate Bulgarian Person?
I would
Rate my slave girl from Balkanlar
>>60231051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78OcEBJPmgM
>>60231080
noice
>>60231272
You guys can brag about having anything better than us, but better literature?
Nah, especially depression-age literature is some our fucking best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3VpZ57RCZw
>>60231080
nice Semitic chant
>>60231704
It's not semetic it's actually slavic can't you listen baka american """""""""""education"""""""""" wait 'till reddit hears about that
GOOD FUCKING MORNING /BALK/
>>60231704
Greek is not a semetic langguage fuckiend burger,it belongs in papuan language family
>american education
>>60231316
ωραίος ο kαρυωτάkης
>>60232039
Και γαμω τους ποιητες, μαζι με τον Καββαδια
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGCspPvN2C0
>>60231943
But Salonicca = Jewland
:DD
>>60232066
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Greece
While the whole world was fixated with the holocaust we got away with Jewish slaughter