ask a paki canadian anything
>>60180331
where were you born (city)
hows your urdu
Why are you brown, ugly, and smelly?
Why are your social skills terrible?
>>60180331
Hows Toronto?
>>60180366
I was born in pakistan, in islamabad.
>>60180390
Those are indian pakis, I'm punjabi, we're different and mainly descend from iranians, arabs and turks or people from central asia.
I have had several gfs and a big social circle so its not too bad.
>>60180397
It's a great city.
>>60180331
When are you leaving?
>>60180628
>Those are indian pakis, I'm punjabi, we're different and mainly descend from iranians, arabs and turks or people from central asia.
ok stop this i know what u r trying 2 do here
>>60180331
Have you ever been called a paki? Or is that mainly a Brit thing
Did you move to Canada by yourself or with your family?
>>60180628
>Those are indian pakis, I'm punjabi, we're different and mainly descend from iranians, arabs and turks or people from central asia.
Delusional paki detected
>Those are indian pakis, I'm punjabi, we're different and mainly descend from iranians, arabs and turks or people from central asia
Pakistanis actually believe this
>>60180331
When you shit in the streets do you proceed to then blow your shit up?
>>60182466
why would I leave? I've done more for canada than you and your ancestors ever have
>>60182495
yes I have, told him not to call me it again or I'd beat him up, he did, I beat him up
I didn't even get in trouble for it because I was a good student in class, he got suspended for it too lmao
>>60182526
it's not delusion
go read history
>>60182570
Sorry lad, but in Islam, hygiene is highly stressed. No poo in streets here.
>>60182608
>No poo in streets here.
>this fucking delusion
http://www.dawn.com/news/1168181
Hello Asura
>>60182582
>it's not delusion
Why do Pakistanis keep pretending to be Arab or Iranian. The Pakistani people I know keep talking about how Arabic they are even though they look like Abos
>>60182582
>I've done more for canada than you and your ancestors ever have
How? My ancestors settled these lands, and help build what is Canada today, you ungrateful shitskin.
What is the easiest way to move to Canada?
>>60182582
>why would I leave? I've done more for canada than you and your ancestors ever have
This is what migrant locusts actually believe, I'm glad so many of you are entitled ungrateful assholes it'll help to eventually elect a government that will send you back.
>>60182608
>in Islam, hygiene is highly stressed. No poo in streets here.
http://arynews.tv/en/13pc-of-pakist-defecation-un/
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>60182608
You're right, but stop pretending to me me.It's for reasons like this that we and indians are fundamentally different people, of different lineage.
>>60182683
And mine pay for your welfare cheques. sit down billy.
>>60182696
Be educated in something that's of demand.
>>60182716
I work for a living, always have and always will, Pajeet.
Do you swear that you will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada, and Her Heirs and Successors?
>>60182714
yeah, there are indians that moved to pakistan during the partition
>>60182713
good luck getting me, an educated person with a degree from the best uni in canada, going for a masters at the best uni in canada for its field to leave
you want to know something funny? I got offers at the US for my field of work, immediately various canadian companies started sucking my dick and offering to pay for my masters/phd and to stay in canada rather than go to america
I told them pay me more than what the americans were offering and they did
stay jelly
>>60182742
so you grew up in canada and made nothing of yourself, enjoy life working at walmart
>>60182767
ye its cuz of her that I get to fuck some sweet bitties
>>60182786
>yeah, there are indians that moved to pakistan during the partition
Yeah, they're called Pakistani
>>60182816
indian pakistanis*
>>60182802
Bro, give me some tips on fucking white chicks.
I want to plant my seeds in creamy wombs. How do you seduce them?
>>60182786
>enjoy life working at walmart
I'm an E.I.T.
Yeah, nothing
>>60182786
And you'd never amount to anything in p*ki stan being the shithole that it is. Congratulations on benefiting off our society, it's why the weak cowards like yourself move from where you belong.
Why do you support Trudeau besides the fact he panders to Muslims and immigrants?
>>60182868
it's so easy, just get some normie friends, they'll invite you to parties and stuff, girls are fucking crazy in parties so if you dress well and make yourself look nice they'll come onto you
my first time during uni was jarring, went to a party and some girl literally took me by the hand to a corner and we made out then fucked
feels good man
>>60182885
engineering in training? wow, good job, I know shitloads of engineers from every group of people, its not an accomplishment
>>60182902
don't give a shit about politics but his economic policies are better
>>60182834
>indian pakistanis*
The Indians that moved to Pakistan during the partition are called Pakistani, you unbelievably delusional Pajeet
>All these fucking kids getting triggered
Jesus Christ boys, this is pathetic. Were you guys born yesterday? This bait is so fucking old
>>60182944
yes but they're indian
>>60182931
Then what do you do? you act like you're god's gift to the world, so what is it that you do?
>>60182990
the only thing I'm a gods gift to are the hunnies
>mfw you're getting mad because deep down, you know you're worth nothing and have done nothing but waste opportunity
>>60182977
Pakistanis are literally just Muslim Indians
>>60183018
nice meme pajeet
why the inferiority complex? I know so many indians who say they are part pakistani bbecause it helps them with the girls.
>>60182990
haha even I can tell you are garbage leaf man. shove your E.I.T. up your B.U.T.T.
>>60183038
>being inbred helps you with women
Why are your bagpipes so terrible?
>>60182931
Whoa, nice. Please tell me how you dressed etc. What did you say to the girl?
Btw, I don't have any friends to jnviteumw to parties, is that gonna be a problem? Can I just go to a random one?
>>60183078
yeah just go to a random one, go on facebook and find that shit
dress shirt or long sleeved shirts (like the checkered ones)
>>60183058
even though I might be inbred, I'm still better looking, smarter and more fit than 99% of 4chan
>>60183078
Yes, that would be an option, you take your chances but the odds are in your favour, white girls love Paki cock, you'll be swimming in white pun no problem my friend.
>>60183114
Uhh, no facebook either. Can you take me to a party with you? I am almost 40 and haven't had sex yet.
Really want to lose it to a hot white girl
>>60183142
this is true too but he is not pakistani, indians have it harder
>>60183174
yeah do you live in TO?
>>60183142
>white girls love Paki cock
youre below every type of chink, pajeet.
>>60183174
>I am almost 40 and haven't had sex yet.
Just rape someone lol
>>60183174
also bro I had this convo with a girl one day
a lot of them want to fuck virgins
>>60183114
That's not much of an accomplishment.
>>60183257
This kek
>>60183224
Yeah, I do. In Brampton
>>60183257
Wow rude, why would I do that?
>>60183273
Really? Will they take an slightly chubby, kinda bald average height (5'4") guy?
>>60183366
hard to say man i'd need pics
me or my friend would need to wingman for you probably if you have no exp.
>desi Canadians
>>60180331
Do you live in Brampton right now?
>>60183387
Here you go bro, took it this morning. Please give me your best assessment
>>60183366
>>60180331
>Yeah, I do. In Brampton
BAHAHAHA
>Bramladesh
>>60183509
Sorry forgot to attach, kinda nervous
>>60183534
thats not you
if it is
you're too indian looking for me to help you, shave it and pretend to be black
>>60183174
>Really want to lose it to a hot white girl
there are barely any white people left in the GTA
>>60183553
Yes it is man.
Fuck, I was born looking unfortunate. Please don't abandon me. I just want to fuck a white girl before I die.
What do you mean too indian looking? Cmon man dont do this
>>60183534
PERUano hair
>>60183529
>Bramladesh
>not new Khalistan
Rasheed
>>60183607
im sorry for your situation
maybe you can pray to guru govind or whatever it is hindus worship so you can be reincarnated as a virile pakistani male
>>60183640
So no fucking hope yaar?
Praying isn't gonna do anything. Is there any girl who'll take me?
>>60183763
if thats you
shave it and pretend to be black
>>60183763
no.
youre almost 40. no 'girl' is going to want you. best you can do now is a single mom/divorced whore.
>>60183810
>pretend to be black
>smells like curry instead of fried chicken
>opens his mouth: wasup nindagarabandagar
yeah people are going to fall for that
>>60183763
You're supposed to be a baller rich engineer by now
>>60183844
Fuck, how do I find a single mom?
>>60183932
I am just a convenience store clerk, studying event planning in college right now. Is that gonna make me rich?
>>60183932
>there is an infinite supply of engineers and doctors
I've lived in the greater toronto area for 20+ years and I still have no idea how the economy here functions. There is an airplane factory but that's pretty much it.
>>60184053
>supply of
demand for*
>>60184053
The rest of the country pays you, then you pay the rest of canada but keep most for yourselves for being "the boss"
I have a Pakistan related question.
I'm trying to learn Urdu, because I'm fucking bored and into calligraphy, and the script is pretty.
I know that there are more than one way of making some vowel sounds--you can either use your "alif" character or you can add a short vowel to a consonant sound. Sometimes those will each make the same sound.
My question is, when do you use "alif" and a consonant, and when do you just add a short vowel to the consonant, when they make the same sound?
What's the difference between "be" "alif or
با
and "be" with the short vowel "zabar" attached to it? When you want a "ba" sound, when do you use "alif" and "be", and when do you use "be" with "zabar"?
>>60184053
Imo right now for engineers in Toronto civil, computer, or electrical is the best. The best government employers tend to be white people clubs unless you have some good connections. Having extra skills like accounting or a second language always helps too.
