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Invited: some people
not invited: other people
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/balt/
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hopefully this thread doesnt die soon
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>>60174424
k dude

>>60175285
Mods probably killed the last one because of how shitty it was.
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I wonder what life would be like if I was an Argentine.
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>>60176052
youd still be a meanie :P
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are lobsters really that tasty?
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>>60176123
I can live with that :^)
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>>60176052
Argies r cool. So you would be cool. Argie girls are cute.
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>>60176052
It would be shitty, that's for sure.
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>>60176251
>tfw you will never be cool

>>60176257
Enlighten us, Argiebro
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>>60176496
>economic crisis every 10 years
>still dealing with the fallout of an economic crisis that happened 15 years ago, while also being on the verge of a new one
>non-stop inflation
>our currency keeps losing value because nobody trusts the government
>constant immigration from neighbouring countries (who later turn into welfare leeches)
>crime and drug trafficking have been on the rise for the last decade
>terrible wealth distribution (anything of value/importance is in Buenos Aires, while the rest of the country remains ignored)

The pain is real.
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>>60176204
Ehh, they are not bad.

Some other poster might be able to describe it better.

>>60176257
But argentina is cool

>>60176496
You can be cool.
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>>60176798
>(anything of value/importance is in Buenos Aires, while the rest of the country remains ignored)
I blame provincianos for that
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When Puerto Rico becomes a state, she can only post exclusively in /cum/
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>>60176798
>anything of value/importance is in Buenos Aires
I've hear argies say it should be a different country by itself. That bad huh?
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>>60176798
My sympathies.

>>60176825
I'm an awkward mess senpai.
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>>60177055
PR isn't carib anyway
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>>60176847
I blame the government. If they made any significant incentives for moving to other provinces (investments, job offers, etc) I'm sure people would move from Buenos Aires in no time.

>>60177103
That's only because of how massive it is in comparison to the rest of the cities (pic related)

I've heard porteños mentioning the idea of it becoming a "city-state" before, but it really wouldn't work. Personally I just think they should redistribute the population.
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>>60177055
No.

>>60177260
yes we are. Unless you mean in the native american sense, then no.

>>60177212
It can be that bad.
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>>60177476
eeh... ambitious and capable people just move to Buenos Aires to either study or work, and then don't move back, and with each passing year I hate more and more the "big uncle government should provide and manage the stuff people doesn't have, and also set prices and create an utopia" idea
it creates the idea that every fuck up is the government's fault and not the people's poor decision making
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>>60177476
>I've heard porteños mentioning the idea of it becoming a "city-state"

wait what? as an independent nation? they were probably just brain dead.
I liked the idea of moving the political capital to other city á la Brasilia
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This is a better edition

rained a lot today, the season is upon us!
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>>60177500
I'm okay with it.

>>60179104
It rained yesterday for like 5 minutes. Back to endless heat.
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>>60177500
how do native puerto ricans treat white mainland americans moving to the island?
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>>60179338
Get up on that rain, be green
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Shot something today. I think I found my life's calling.

Sup /Carib/?
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>>60179386
People wont care and assume you're a tourist. Also, If you can speak spanish perfectly people wont notice you're from the US, even if you're white. So you'll be like a native.
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>>60179750
cogida sí

Es hora de comer culo caliente latina haha
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>>60179737
today was rainy. also, the waves are becoming dangerous, guess i wont be fishing for a while.

what did you shoot?
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>>60180009
Sucks about the fishing thing. I gotta start going again.
>What did you shoot?
I shot a wild cattle. Me and my grandfather and his friends were hunting down a herd. Feels good man.
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>>60180153
>wild cattle.
wat? we have those?
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>>60180309
is it really illegal in your country to be gay thats weird
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>>60180153
nice. i wish i could go hunting sometime. didn't know you guys had wild cattle, thats cool.

does it take a lot of time to find them? did it rain over there?
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>>60180466
>is it really illegal in your country to be gay thats weird
persons involved in homosexual acts, if found guilty, may be sentenced to 10 years in prison for buggery (anal sex) and five years for acts of gross indecency (intimate acts between people of the same sex).
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>>60180309
Yeah, people let their cattle loose they run away and become wild. They are hard to find and harder to catch buy if you're in the mountains a lot you'll probably meet one or two trampling crops and chilling on rocks like goats. We also have:
>Wild goats
>Wild dogs
>Wild cats
And people are trying to get wild ducks up here but don't tell big brother, kay?
>>60180466
Yes and it's not that weird
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>>60180530
nice burd

>>60180564
literally why
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>>60180530
See >>60180598 but they're not naturally wild and they only appear in the far north of the country where all the farming communities exist and yeah it rained like hell but they only took a few hours to find because they've recently been interacting with my grandfather's herd
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>>60180601
>literally why
People hare are stupidly religious and don't think beyond a Grade 3 level

>>60180598
Kay
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>>60180869
makes sense with the small population
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>>60180907
No it doesn't and I hate it
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>>60181487
You could always change it, get involved in politics and repeal that legislation
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>>60181487
>Doesn't mention how small the lgbt community here is
>Doesn't mention that even if they are numerous most are closeted
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>>60181618
>implying I have the patience to deal with most Vincentians
You don't know the depths of my contempt

>>60181666
>small
Shouldn't matter

>closeted
They would be attacked,disowned and mocked by most people
you know this.
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>>60181939
are other vincentians that bad

jesus
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>>60181939
Which is why it won't happen, too under represented and the people's attitude here towards them are... stupid to put it kindly
>>60181989
There is no PC here...at all and people really hate homos it's right up there in terms of ways to get killed
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>>60182062
well then you are screwed

are you gay or something, if not then I guess you will be fine
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>>60181989
Mostly yes, some revel in their ignorance and wear it with pride
so I stay away from them most of the time.

>>60182062
I blame not thinking/refusing to think
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do /carib/ youth still care about cricket or is it an irrelevant sport for baby boomers like baseball in america?
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>>60182348
If you asked someone, they wouldn't know what it is.
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>>60182151
I'm straight, but I know a gay dude, cool as hell and if anyone messes with him them we got problems. I just want everyone to live good, that's all
>>60182269
Caribbean people excell at not thinking. Especially our ancestors, guess that's why we were the last to be colonised. We naturally hate change
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>>60182634
Sorry to hear that, I hope the political climate over there changes
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>>60179622
Rainy season can't come soon enough.
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>>60182733
Shockingly, it's not as bad as it sounds. There are gay people all around but in terms of legislative change in their favor....it's not happening anytime soon. However I think people's personal attitudes are on the brink of not caring so maybe I'll see it in my lifetime
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two more exams lads

>>60180564
that's how it is here too
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>>60182738
Soo you too can into gree

>>60182884
You have far more faith in these people than I do.
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>>60182954

how is dominica tell me
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All the people hitting on me in Grindr are either black or old, where the white man at reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>60183095
it's kinda mediocre
good if you like trees and shit

>>60183303
went on grindr a few days ago to check out if there were actually people on there
talked to a guy from a village down south, he said the only guys he finds are weirdo white guys from the local med school
he was looking for masc black guys. I hope he finds one someday
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>>60182967
I talk to the youth. A lot of them don't care about le gays but they say fire because they think it's cool
>>60182954
I remember this feel. I loved this feel. Too bad you'll never see that qt agin
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>>60183358
I like your country's fleg
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>>60183403
>talk to the youth
Oh, I usually recoil in disgust

>>60183403
I don't miss these feels what so ever
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>>60180564
>10 years in prison for buggery (anal sex) and five years for acts of gross indecency (intimate acts between people of the same sex).
What the fuck.

>>60182954
Which ones?
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>>60183504
The youth nowadays are pretty cool like demon and gentle rapes. Those guys are exceptions but pretty much anyone who doesn't play football is cool and no one misses CXC SL, no one.
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>>60183691
>demon and gentle rapes
What/who?
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>>60183801
Really cool guys who probably hang out with your sister. I'm almost certain she knows at least one of them.
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>>60183819
That's....interesting
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>>60183862
They're probably on here. I know they browse 4chan but they probably haven't found this thread yet
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>>60183691
>but pretty much anyone who doesn't play football is cool

What's wrong with football people?
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>>60183898
I don't really think I'd be ready for that

Do you know if Digicel still has the promotion to get a S6 at half price?
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>>60183949
Here football is a cesspool of all manner of assholes. Almost everyone who plays it here is in some way, shape or form a cunt.
>>60183958
Flow has that deal but just accept it. There are other vincentians on here. They don't really like it though. They prefer Reddit for some reason
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>>60184058
>They don't really like it though. They prefer Reddit for some reason
Depending on what you are into reddit is way better

Fuck the promotion is over
>Digicel s6 edge 32gb-$3300
>Flow s6 edge 64gb -$2700

Too poor to buy either, should have bought it when I had the chance
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>>60186055
heh

>>60184058
I see.
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>>60184430
holy shit your money seems has value

>tfw $80,000+ for high end phones
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>>60187057
I assume that is Jam town dollars, the conversion
rate is 2.7ish XCD to 1 USD. Phones only cost that
much because of 42% customs charges.
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>>60187178
yeah, 2.7 to 1usd sounds pretty good

>tfw 124 to 1
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Help /carib/. I can't sleep.
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>>60190414
Hello friend. Didn't sleep myself. Thinking to start going gym everyday now since I'm unhappy with my life.

Any of you guys on the overwatch bandwagon? I'd love to play with you.

>https://youtu.be/Lu0tXqSj6ok

Game with some /v/ friends.
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>>60191848
I'm so sleepy I have nausea, yet I have been unable to sleep at all. This is really bad.

>Thinking to start going gym everyday now since I'm unhappy with my life.
Neat. I can't lift yet, so I'm mostly just eating more and swimming and walking a lot.

>Any of you guys on the overwatch bandwagon?
I'm tempted to play it but I promised I would never give Blizz any of my money ever again.
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>>60192181
>never give Blizz money again

How come? The WoW thing?

This is my first Blizzard game.
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>>60192257
Yeah, played WoW for so many years. They got enough money out of me during the 9 years I played.

Also I gave money to them for Diablo III, so yeah, after that point I promised to never give them money ever again.
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>>60192511
What happened to Diablo 3?

Overwatch is pretty fun and worth every penny but I respect your principles.
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>>60192821
The game itself is ok.

Launch was a disaster and I was unable to play it properly for a lot of months after launch due to lag, since it required to be online in order to play single-player, and that fucking did it for me.

>Overwatch is pretty fun and worth every penny but I respect your principles.
Ehh, I have so many other games I have not played yet, I can take a pass on new games for now, and save my limited bux for other plans.
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>>60182738

I love rainy seasons, but the fucking worst is when it rains heavily for an hour then it's back to 33 degrees.

I can literally feel the evaporating rain cover my entire body in this sweat-like feeling.
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>>60191848
>overwatch
I despise the fact that I have never and will never play that game yet I know every
fucking character by name.

>>60195616
but that's a good feel
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>>60196810

Yeah, no. Even though it's your opinion, you're still wrong
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>>60197576
No,No I am not
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>>60182967
Ayy

>>60195616
Mihor esey cu nada
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEt81fn5m8

Post whatever you're listening to, lads.
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>>60201822
https://youtu.be/ri5F633xSsY

https://youtu.be/_rGasAak08E

I alternating between the two
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what are you degenerates up to on this fine wednesday?
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>>60204534
Learning about Network protocols and how to not fuck them up.

Also having a crisis
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>>60201822
Wtf, we're LITERALLY in the same country.
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>>60205275
*Kingdom
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>>60205275
Same kingdom but not in the same region
>gid gud senpai
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>>60205531
Don't mock me senpai
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>>60191848
overwatch has some god-tier guys
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>>60206610
Tears of a clown
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Also NL you going to Wet Fete?
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sup
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>>60209612
Dime qlq
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>>60209681
I dont speak black people language
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>>60209761
Eh, it's how my Dominican friends spoke to one another. No bulto was also frequently uttered.
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>>60209930
he's dutch
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>>60210171
Where are the legit Dominicans
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>>60210319
pero pa eso etas tu mi niña
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>>60210524
N-no
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>tfw just woke up
I feel lost.

>>60209612
What's news bro? Are people still pissed that you broke that one thingy?
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>>60210871
>I feel lost
We all do my friend
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>>60211425
How 2 find ourselves?
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>>60212901
If I knew that I wouldn't be drinking at 3:00 pm and on 4chan
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Hi
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>>60213124
how sad.

>>60213363
what's up bro?
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>>60213447
/carib/ is the nicest general desu
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>>60213577
Everyone is welcome here. No judgements. Except White Cunt, who lives up to his name.
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>>60213776
>Except White Cunt, who lives up to his name.
hue
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>>60213577
It really is, I guess.

>>60213776
>Except White Cunt, who lives up to his name.
It's just a prank.
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>>60205424
Aruba-chan, why are there no women Papiamento singers?
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>>60216349
Female singers are relatively unknown outside of bars or Calypso and Roadmarch contests.
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>>60216349
P-kun, what places would you recommend visiting while over there?
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>>60201822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWBt1PXX6E
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>>60217186
But why don't they have any success outside bars?

>>60217302
Dunno mayne, did you visit Amsterdam, Rotterdam, The Hague, Neeltje Jans, Kinderdijk and maybe Scheveningen. Think those are the highlights for tourists.

Lonely Planet put our island of Texel in the top 10 of most interesting places of Europe so you might like that.
It's just a tiny island. I might be biased because I go there a lot because I got family there.
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>>60217703
I only was in Rotterdam, and Amsterdam if you count the airport as visiting that city.

>Lonely Planet put our island of Texel in the top 10 of most interesting places of Europe so you might like that.
What's special about it?

Man I'm so excited.
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>>60217703
It's a mystery to me.
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>>60217698
Also, noticing how kinda similar that song sounds to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knLCbS02T1Y
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>>60218109
No Amsterdam is different from Rotterdam.

And I don't know what's so special about it, just a tiny island with sheep and beaches.

>>60218145
I see opportunities.
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>>60218693
Oh? Do tell.
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>>60218824
>be grill
>go into recording studio
>record a track like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7OuoPpu2OQ
>skip the "rappy" part
>drop keywords like "Aruba" "Dushi" some Dutch words
>market in carib and NL
>cash dosh

I get 20%.
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>>60219303
Hmu sua
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>>60176052
t. Actual negro
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Anyways good morning buds
Except for Aruba
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I'm kinda worried about all this rain... How do the birds survive this shit?
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>>60220290
>except for aruba
what is your story... what did they do to you
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>>60220833
It's been raining non-stop indeed.

My chickens are doing quite fine desu.

>>60220290
its 5pm buddy.
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>>60220833
they go back to hell
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>>60220198
We're in business?
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>>60221158
She is just a terrible terrible person. I'll leave it at that
>>60221248
I work nights
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>>60222235
I'm with you nightbro, only got up three hours ago, no one understands our plight
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>>60222235
aruba please stop bulliying usa look what youve done
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>>60222590
Fucking this
>>60222483
;_;
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Did twist in my hair today for the first time and asked my sister how I looked
>like an angrier blacker Jaden smith
I don't know how I feel about this

>>60220833
Magic
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>>60222666
you should take it as a compliment desu
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>>60221964
Aye pimp daddy.

>>60222590
He's a sperglord. Ignore him.
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>>60222235
>I work nights
that sucks, what do you do?

>>60222590
I disagree. He should be bullied more.

>>60222666
Do you have a jaden face on at all times?
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>>60223857
No, my hair just looks like his
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>>60222666
Look at those beautiful trips

>>60224198
I'm sure you look just fine senpai
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>>60224198
Ohh well, if you look anything like Will Smith or any of his children you must be quite handsome mang.
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>>60224619
>implying
NL would be able to tell you I look and dress like a cave troll
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>>60223361
>sperglord
You hate me because I am you and you are me
>>60223857
Really boring shit. Mash buttons and unjam stuff basically
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>>60225121
haha nerd
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>>60225239
T-take that back
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>>60225121
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>>60225370
>20 y/o
>autistic
>virgin
>spends all their time in imageboards
>weeb
>neet (well, used to be)
>shut in
You hate me because it's like looking in a mirror. A much better looking mirror that is
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>>60225455
Sure m8
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Can I relocate to /carib/?

Where is the best place to drown in sun-drenched grills?
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>>60225455
>>60225706
Is this some kind of romantic game between you two that I am not privy to?
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>>60225706
I see you've admitted defeat
It'll plase you to know that I'm all hot and sweaty right now due to the miracle of running water and electricity. Something I doubt you know very much about
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>>60225836
She's my ex
I spent the summer in Aruba a few years ago and we really hit it off. She cheated on me with a coconut salesman, but I was balls deep in her sexy fox of a mom, so I'm not one to judge.
We just split up and I continued my sexual conquest of meme island while she continues to try to seduce boys over the internet for their life blood so as to escape her circle of hell called Aruba
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>>60225831
Yes, yes. Can't help you with the girls tho.

>>60225836
Even I have standards.

>>60225874
Running water? For what exact purpose? You admitted yourself that you don't bathe for weeks on end.
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>>60225121
Sucks to be u pal.

>>60225455
desu you can apply all of those to a lot of people in here.

>>60226034
>kek'd by a coconut salesman
You shouldn't be too sad desu. Coconut is great.
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>>60226034
You remind me of an ex of mine. I don't understand why north americans think they are so superior
You do know she has an EU passport right? She can literally leave whenever she wants and collect welfare in the netherlands
She doesn't need you for anything
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>>60225831
This island is shit so you have one less place to look at

>>60225874
We have a bus that has anime girls on it, I will try to get a pic some time

>>60226034
kewl

>>60226088
:(
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>>60226088
That was only for a period of about 6 months and is in no way representative of my lifelong attitude towards hygiene and bathing.
Fuck you
>>60226216
She's trapped and is trying to seduce poor innocent boys into giving her citizenship. Also
>going to Europe
I mean I guess she's would be fine because she's non white. But she might have some of her comrades turn on her for having what little white blood she has. Bit dangerous over there while Aruba is just boring

I almost fell for her trap when she was trying to use me to get into America
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>>60226216
Homber fada e ta. Top'e den un grupo di WhatsApp pa hende d'je forum aki. E ta collecta den su meñanan y su oudersnan no lag'e sera su porta di camber y baño lmao. Nunca mi a yega di top'e cara cara.
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>>60226379
Do you still jack off into your socks, friendo
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>>60226379

Are you the same as this guy
>>59818689
>>59817529
or does she attract exes to these threads
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>>60226522
1. I've never even met him
2. That's him. This is his new hobby since /cum/ and other assorted generals told him to fuck off
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>>60226216
Specially someone who mashes buttons and unjams stuff at night for a living lmao.
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>>60226520
No I just splooge in my pants usually. Far less clean up, sneakier because if mom walks in I just take hand out of my pants, and oh dat friction
Do recommend. Socks are pretty pleb tier but they're a nice change of pace. Used a Chinese girl's socm for a while though. Fucking top tier
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>>60226466
>>60226379
>e-drama
I...am just gonna not choose sides and leave this topic. This shit is cancerous
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>>60226610
>/cum/ and other assorted generals told him to fuck off
Uh, no. Not at all. I'm beloved in /cum/ and have many qt anime girl lovers on /asean/
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Does anyone actually have centipedes in their shower?
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>>60226688
Cansa caya ohm.
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>>60226688
If you don't mind I'm just going to start calling you OB

>>60226766
I did like a couple months ago, I expect more in the house soon because of the rain.
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>>60226466
>>60226799
English please or I'll be forced to build a wall. A great wall
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>>60226766
I thought i did once, but it was just a liece of candy.

Word to the wise, dont eat gummi worms in the shower
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>>60226522
Yeah I'm the same guy
Was visiting family then
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>>60226688
It's not drama, it's just autisms. Don't take it seriously.

>>60226766
On days like this you can probably find one. One fell down when I opened my shower's door the other night.
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>>60226823
While you're at it, kick yourself out of the U.S you beaner
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>>60226936
I'm pure Aryan
>>60226466
Someone translate this. I dont want lies being spread about me. I see something about not bathing. That is a lie of the largest proportions
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>>60226674
hot
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Who /chad/ here?
I'm a regular casanova and have seduced women across the Atlantic with my wit, charm, and my giant penis
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>>60226823
Aprende español, NY y FL son territorio nuestro, y los Mexicanos tienen a Cali. Basicamente todo lo importante en los US de A
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>>60227070
Yeah I was doing laundry, noticed a chinese qt drop a sock, and couldn't pass up the opportunity. I was posting about it ironically on /int/, but I actually got a boner sniffing it, so I used it as my fap sock for a few weeks
>>60227128
That ain't Spanish what she's speaking nigga. I can read Spanish fine
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>>60227086
Don't lie. That's a Paki old man's penis and the one replying is you.

>>60227186
You should be able to read papiamento fine then.
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>>60227316
Nope. She's a smoking 9/10 british milf
I can make out some of what she said. Namely the showering bit and the whatsapp group part, obviously.
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>>60227378
post pics
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>>60227186
>>60227378
And you will be called GM,I wonder if this will play out like I think it will
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>>60227520
GM?
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>>60226999
Yes and I'm a supermodel making millions of dollars just to prance around in my panties
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>>60227651
I am Aryan you cuck
I wish I was brown though
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>>60227630
Aruba = A.I
Curacao = OB=Offensive Bias
You = Grave Mind

If you know anything about the halo lore you may be able to see why I've given you
these names.
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>>60227770
You have access to Halo down there?
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>>60227817
Rule of thumb
If it doesn't need lots of people to work (Uber etc.) we have it
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dunno what to say so i'll shitpost.

i wonder what happens when coca cola cans expire? do they become wine
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>>60228320
Probably not.
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>>60228320
I went home last weekend and I found some cans of diet Coke that my parents had from when I still lived there hidden in the garage.

I didn't want to open them.
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>>60228320
they become pepsi
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>>60228320
They just become flat soda.
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>>60228688
fuck. of course. how could i be so blind.
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>>60220290
Taeyeon is my girlsgenerationfu
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>>60228688
Kek'd
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Now I'm at the awkward moment where I have to wait arounf for an hour before I leave but I dont want to start anything
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Whats up /carib/? I just found out about the satanic church in Ponce, and I've considered joining. But I'm trying to find out if that sacrificing thing is real or a hoax. Depends.
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>>60231516
Join and let us now what truly goes on there
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>>60231737
I've some vague knowledge on it. Most of the rituals consists of mocking cristianity, summoning demons, prostitution. They have a bible too, which I read'. I'm mostly joining because I wanna find out if its true.
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>>60231516
Depends on the Satanic church,sometimes it's only that in names
>check the satanic temple's seven tenents
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>>60231516
Is it a meme ''lol fuck Christianity'' satanic church? or is it legit?
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>>60232019
>Depends on the Satanic church,sometimes it's only that in names
Probably. They only have 12 people.

>check the satanic temple's seven tenents
This is one of the reasons I might follow Satanism. Its way fairer than the bible.

>>60232475
I don't really know much. When the guy explained it to me he was vague.
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Guys I was in the loo and a centipede came from underneath the door and walked all over the place and then crawled into a random hole in the world. Spooky.
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>>60235289
It's probably running away from the rain
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Another night of being unable to sleep. Help.

>>60235289
Poor little dude.
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On break lads
Quit smoking for a bit and bought a pack because they're good for hourly wage slave jobs, but they're pretty unappetizing now. Temped to just bin the pack
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>>60235403
>>60235579
Am I supposed to not fear them?

Also why are you all up ?
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>>60235621
Bin them then. You'd thank yourself for it later.
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>>60235621
Do it man.

>>60235922
No, you should fear them, they bite quite hard those fuckers.

I have been unable to sleep since yesterday. Watching some stuff atm, I already gave up, will sleep when I feel sleepy enough. Why are you up buddy?
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>>60235922
They're just centipedes, they cant hurt you.
Also they are way better pets than cats.

>Why are you all up?
Marathoning the full series of Chopped-
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>>60236113
>they cant hurt you.

t. Have never been bitten by one.

>Chopped-
Wut's that about? cooking?
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>>60235922
They do more good than bad

>why am I still up
I've lost all control of my life
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>>60236163
>t. Have never been bitten by one.
Its called being strong and enduring the pain

>Wut's that about? cooking?
A show where people suffer while they cook. Next I'm watching Kitchen Nightmare.

>>60236232
haha me too
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>>60236309
>Its called being strong and enduring the pain
Yeah, but it still hurts a lot, and you want to avoid the pain.

>>60236309
>A show where people suffer while they cook.
Haha, this honestly shouldn't be a thing, how horrible. Any memorable bits that made you laugh from that?

>>60236232
>I've lost all control of my life
Damn son. It keeps getting worse every day for you.
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>>60236441
Theres this one bit, where you cry and tell a sob story to try to stay in the show. This is a tad mean, but I think its kinda funny.
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>>60235289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmxpLZXQEGE
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>>60174381
>Scolopendra
NOPE
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
I fucking hate those piece of shits, they disgust me.
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>>60236232
>I've lost all control of my life

Same. C'est la vie.

In other news my time in uwi starts soon and I'm not looking forward to it.
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>>60236441
>worse every day for you.
Yes also my more successful brother is here

>>60242630
Fuggg lots of randos
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what are the snakes like down there my friends
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>>60249239
We only have teeeny tiny black snakes here
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>>60250988
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I just watched a vagrant nearly stab someone to death. What's worse is the vagrant is the one in the right....

Sup though?
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>>60254053
you need to elaborate on that senpai
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>>60253224
Cute. Have you ever touched one?

>>60254053
What the fuck. What happened?
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>>60254623
>Be me leaving local party spot down town
>See this kid from SL and my alma mater
>Punches vagrant in his face after he asks him for a dollar
>Vagrant starts punching him in the face and tries to stab him in the eye
>Cuts him in the face and on the cheek
>Still punching the school kid who's fighting back now
>School kid hits in in the mouth and tries to use a scissors to stab the guy
>A woman pepper sprays the vagrant
>Kid's mom is holding him back now talking about too much blood and Jesus
>I'm laughing
>Go home, eat pizza and watch some ESPN
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>>60249239
In Guadeloupe almost all the snakes were devoured by the introduction of mongooses in the island to regulate the population of the rats and snake.
The only race of snake here still alive are a very small one called "Couleuvre" and life underground.

Martinique is still full of snake tho.
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>>60256319
martinique got snakes in their flag sooo
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>>60210319
Dominican in Netherlands here
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>>60255967
Lmaoooo
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>>60257015
we've come full circle then
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>tfw all you have left in cash are $30 in $2 bills
>tfw gonna be the most hated man at all the stores
>tfw cashiers btfo
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>>60257015
Having fun?
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Post local foods
You guys have mcdonalds?
>>60257351
Hey, fuck you asshole
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>>60257351
Yeah it's pretty cool. Meeting people from all over. A big plus is being to go anywhere at anytime
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Are any of your islands Paki-free?
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>>60257147
Glad you also see the humour in this
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>>60257871
I wonder how much it's changed since last time I visited...

>>60258459
Over here? Yes. We have Indians instead. They own clothing and jewellery shops. Bro tier.
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>>60257861
McDo, KFC, Quick and a Burger King opened fairly recently.

As for local foods, Bokit are good as fuck.
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>>60258696

Do they have Indian accents and are they definitely not pakis?
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>>60258459
>Paki-free
Sandniggers you mean?
We have none over here, even though Guadeloupe is French.
Instead we are flooded by Haitians and Dominicans who life mostly by birthing children and stealing everyone.
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>>60258696
When you hear your friend got the "Indian discount " for the same item you bought.
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>tfw cashier at taco bell was extra nice to me today
Does she want the dick lads? How do i proceed?
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>>60258856

Nah just paki

What are you? I just Googled and it seems you're similar to the people in SL/Grenadines etc.

Correct?
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>>60258856
I met a woman from french Guiana once who said everything there is expensive as shit because of (iirc) importing everything from mainland france. Is Guadeloupe like that?
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>>60258767
No accent. And they have little Hindu statues/posters in thr shops.

>>60258887
Heh. My mother likes to haggle with them.
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>>60258962
Another Caribbean island, yes.

>>60259023
Fucking hell yes, everything is fucking expensive here.
My mind was blown away when I was in France and I was able to buy food for 1 week with only 30€, shit would have been 60-70€ in Guadeloupe god dammit.
Even video games are expensive, for example a PS4 game is around 80-90€ while I can buy it online for 50-60€.


>Captcha want me to find several palm tree
>Pictures mostly show coconut tree
I'm triggered.
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