meanwhile in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
>>60173453
Fuck
There is literally nothing wrong with being a gator
>>60173453
Leave that gator alone. He seems chill.
So? It's just a reptile. You can pet them if you earn their respect.
>>60173453
Gators aren't interested in people. I understand they're pretty good eating too. Plus you can make them into handbags and shoes.
it looks cg to me
Gators
Gonna
Gait
>>60173453
That's a dinosaur.
CHOOT EM
>>60174025
Reminds me of that guy that saved an aligator's life and they became friends. Sounds pretty cool.
>>60173453
looks fake as fuck
Who told him he could play through.
AAAAHHHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE
>>60174036
Gator balls (balled up meat, not balls) are fucking great.
>>60174138
He identifies as human, shitlord.
>>60173453
That's fake, you can tell because of the shadows.
As someone from Louisiana though, I can tell you that alligators can grow that big
>>60174202
>that one guy who threw the rock which sealed the boar's fate
why?
>>60174217
Troy Landry pls go
>>60174280
The only good boar is a dead boar
Are alligator attacks a big deal in the US?
Brazillian ones almost never attack people.
All those "men" there and not a single one tried to kill it with a hunting knife for honor or glory.
>>60174280
Just helping out his gatorbro.
>>60174202
That video is fucking ridiculous.
>hehe the piggy is drinking water
>O look a gator I hope he doesn't eat it!
>Haha the piggy is trying to eat the bread next to the gator
>I know, I'll throw more. That'll defuse this situation
>OHMYGAWD HE ATE IT
>>60174389
Not really. Most alligator related injuries are car crashes because they like to sun bathe in the middle of the road.
>>60174389
Only when the match is thrown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8FpHbaQP9w
Skip to 1:25
>>60174410
>implying white males can still fight like they used to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIFBOXHHXOA
>Meanwhile in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyaPfR-Mj98
>>60174422
>not realizing he was baiting the worthless hog the entire time
>>60174565
I know he was. I'm taking about the women in the background goating him on, then freaking out when the alligator does what alligators do
>>60173453
>Swedes this jelly that they don't live with dinosaurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqg6B-taUg
meh, we have this.
>>60174672
Oh, right, touche.
>>60174307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt2NKj8b1_s
INTERIOR
>>60174779
CROCODILE
>>60174812
ALLIGATOR
>>60174715
That takes some balls going canoeing out in the bayou like that.
>>60174824
DOMO ALLIGATOR MR. CROCODILE
>>60174875
DRIVE
>>60174743
What's it like on Pokemon island?
>>60173453
Fake
>>60174923
A CHEVROLET
>>60175038
Once the wall is built those bad boys are going to be swimming around the moat surrounding it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHqSRB7w5Bo
>DUDE LET'S CROSS A SPIDER WITH A GIANT MOSQUITO.
t. nature
>be american
>don't shoot giant alligator
>>60175117
Alligator lives actually do matter.
>>60174202
>dem boars trying to help their bro out
>>60175117
>alligators
>not bro-tier
Fucking saltwater crocodiles on the other hand need to be gassed
Fucking great animal. You have the chance to have this animals on your territory, so don't kill them. (I know you're M'urricans) but still, theyr're so rare, you know.
>>60174288
I will choot em all
>>60175338
We also have crocodiles in South Florida. Not as big as Australian salties though
>>60175349
The US has a better record of protecting nature than europe.
We literally invented national parks.
We have cleaner air than europe and have animals that many euro nations wiped out.
>>60175260
they're trying to get the piece of bread the pig never got to
>>60175539
Our Crocodiles are even more bro tier than gators 2bh
>>60175539
plenty of areas in America is as polluted as Europe
>>60175539
>We have cleaner air than europe and have animals that many euro nations wiped out.
Like Indigenous people
yay........
>>60175599
>>60175539
That's right mate, but you still have strange laws abut hunting white bears with copters and shit.
Europe killed its own animals in the middle age, when there was no laws.
>>60175800
There is literally nothing wrong with hunting as long as it's controlled.
The place where you are hunting is irrelevant
>>60175800
And this is terrible. I agree. Just there is a difference between middle age and modern states. Loook at Europe now. Are the laws the same as in the middle age?
>>60175800
>tfw there will never again be lions in Europe
>tfw european bison will never roam free
>tfw no aurochs
>>60175879
>The place where you are hunting is irrelevant
But the species you're hunting are.
>>60175800
Hunters are the best conservationists tbqh. They don't want the game to run out.
>>60175945
This, the national park system was implemented by a man famous for his hunting antics.
>>60175929
They are in a state of very fragile balance that requires constant watch and control.
>>60175922
>lions in Europe
Antiquity
>european bison
Prehistory
>aurochs
16ème century.
Sorry for not control these guys
>>60176008
If you don't kill the natural hunters (wolves, bears) the natural cycle don't need human hunt.
>>60174743
That cop does not look like he knows what to do lol
>>60176000
Based Teddy
>>60175662
Good point. I had no idea the upper midwest was so polluted. Was that from the heavy industry that used to be there?
>>60174280
I believe that the guy who was throwing the bread at the alligator was a tour guide trying to give some tourists a show. To be honest, boars are a nuisance in many states.
>>60176067
If we didn't kill the hunters they would hunt us too.
>>60174536
Is that guy wearing a kilt?
>>60176249
Yes. It's called the rust belt for a reason.
>>60176147
He's reaching for a pokeball
>>60176153
>they're going with the cartoon aesthetic again
>>60174280
Pigs aren't native to murrica Eurofriend. They're exclusively a detrimental invasive species and they must all be put to the sword.
Remove bacon.
>>60176459
It's for the best
>>60174743
Is that an American tourist resting?
>>60176520
Looks like Oblivion.
>tfw your country killed most of its dangerous non-human wildlife
>>60176597
>looks like Oblivion
>>60173453
>Meanwhile in Florida
FTFY
btw that Alligator is flying high on meth
>>60176628
Don't worry, you're introducing more non-human dangerous wildlife from other countries.
>>60173453
"Giant"
Holy shit, this guy's camera is cringe
>>60176687
Just look at that fucking potato.
>>60176067
well next time you are out in the woods and you see a wolf tell him politely but firmly that you aren't going to attack him if he doesn't attack you
no one goes hunting for wolves wtf
>tfw no high test gator
>>60174202
Why would they b8 pigger like that?
>>60176833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVE9qfg7yI
Dogs are cute.
>>60174827
Gators are afraid of boats to the point they hesitate when you hit the water. Conflicting instincts
>it's a boat I need to fuck off
>something's thrashing about I need to finish it off
>Lake Placid vs Anaconda was just on telly
>Robert Englund starred in this garbage
>>60177261
The first Lake Placid was actually pretty good.
>>60177381
And the first Anaconda.
And that other alligator movie where they get stuck on an island in a swamp/jungle and there's a dog with them. Croc has its lair in a cave under a tree
>>60177943
That film was called Rogue apparently, independent film
I guess everything beats ScyFy (sp) garbage
>>60174743
What is this creature?
>>60178286
It's called a Dunsparce.
>>60175673
delet
>>60173453
Someone drop a black kid next to it.
>>60179889
edgy
>>60174389
Nah, it really only happens when people are dumb as shit and jump into water with signs like "no swimming: alligators" or some shit
They're not nearly as aggressive as they look, though if they do decide to attack you it's not gonna be fun
That being said it's pretty easy to hop on the back of one and hold their mouth shut, their jaw opening strength is tiny compared to their bite force so it's not that hard to just hold them shut
t. Floridian
there is literally nothing wrong with Florida or alligators
>>60173453
motherfucker. literal dinosaur tier.
was probably hunting wild pigs in the forest.
>>60176833
Well in the past people literally did go hunting for wolves to exterminate local populations to protect livestock + sell pelts
Which is why we now have to control deer populations. Oops. Guess at least we don't have to worry about them in our back yards down here anymore, not like we do with coyotes, far northerners still might have to though
>>60175260
>>60174280
>>60177051
there are like 10 million in florida. motherfuckers are THE only wildlife left in most lmfao.
>>60180201
>motherfuckers are THE only wildlife left in most lmfao.
wait what
Florida has one of the most diverse ecosystems in the country if not the continent lol
>>60180116
Here comes dat gator
>>60180327
o shit waddup
>>60173453
>Dave, get next to it for perspective!
that's so american
>>60180146
northern us and canada has coywolves to replace them though. shit-tier wolves that aren't as big but have strong pack mentalities.
>>60176833
wolves won't even attack humans, you've been watching too much of the grey.
they attack things which are easier, or which they are use to.
>mfw twice in my life I have seen a story come out of Florida about a husband being arrested at a trailer park for beating his wife with an alligator
>they were different incidents with different people
>>60180201
>Canadian education
>>60175662
Do you have a source on this map? Reverse image search brings up nothing
>>60173453
Fuck.
>>60176249
lots of cars, lots of people, and a valley/funnel to the smokey mountains
>>60180072
So you can hold their mouth shut but how exactly would you get away?
>>60173453
jesus christ that shit is huge nigga!
>>60180201
there's still plenty of floridians though
>>60182057
Have you never played Diddy Do Nothin' Kong?
>>60174280
Wild pigs are an invasive pest species that fuck up habitat. Feeding them to the gators is always a good thing.
>>60174389
Gators are pretty relaxed, if you keep your distance and don't bother them, they'll almost never bother you.
>>60182928
>are pretty relaxed
>if you keep your distance
That's an existence that contradicts the very definition of relaxed. Should be shot on sight desu
I
DRIVE
A
>>60183029
>If I walked up to you and started poking you or tapping you on the head, would I expect you to stay relaxed and not attack me?
Except I didn't talk about this at all. So would you have a chance of getting attacked just because you walked in the immediate vicinity of it? If yes, then it's something to immediately kill.
>>60183121
Fuck you for ruining the run I had, you little shit
Fuck you, fuck your grandmother, and fuck the tree whose wood makes your child's crib.
>>60182987
I peed on one once lmao
Got nothing on these cunts
>>60183121
You can walk within a few feet of a gator and it won't care. They're not like crocs, who will kill you any time they get the chance. There's a reason you almost never hear anything about gators attacking people while at the same time Nile crocodiles continue to eat hundreds of people every year.
>>60183157
>>60183129
>proxying as an American to devalue our posts
>makes a reasonable post
>quickly deletes it and switches to an aussie flag
>can't say anything TOO similar to previous post; can't draw suspicion
>>60183206
The fuck are you talking about mate? I just woke up.
>>60182987
Man is the most dangerous animal, unless if he's Filipino
>>60183247
Just let it happen.
It ain't legal huntin' alligator down in the swamp boy
>>60183325
They changed that.
Alligators are common again now.
At least, I think they did here in Jawrjuh
>>60183354
The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos
Gators aren't that scary, they usually just sunbathe all day long. I paddle past them all the time when I go canoeing.
>>60183418
Nahh. Iyss guud Clete-jo.
Jawrjuh hayz iyss own rules dat dont follow Loosyaina's
>alligator attacks you
>offer your hand
>it takes the bait
>shove your fist down its throat
>win
>>60174389
That's because you guys don't have any gators, but crocodiles.
>>60183487
Alligators hate it when food goes down their throat.
>>60175117
It's a gator, not a black teenager.
>>60184349
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/hunter-escapes-attack-shoving-arm-down-bears-throat
>>60180201
>motherfuckers are THE only wildlife left
Redneck incest is just a stereotype you dense knob
>>60186607
Seems like disengaging from that scenario would be tricky.
>>60186657
Just hold your arm there until it's dead
It's a bit tougher with a croc since you might drown before it chokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD_yUKB85HM
American women BELONG to the big kangaroo cock
>>60174389
Alligators are pretty based:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/08/alligator-kills-florida-burglary-suspect-hiding-cops/76966512/
>>60175349
They aren't rare AT ALL here.
Holy shit, why are people getting close to that thing? I've heard they're fast runners.
>>60174202
Oh man that's so mean...poor pig was just trying to get a snack
>>60180140
Someone who works at the gulf course says hes been living there for 25 years and just chills in the ponds eating birds, fish and turtles,
>>60186937
Hogs are fucking annoying.
t. Floridian
>>60175349
They are terrifying during floods but I despise the out of state bastards who come here to shoot them.
>>60186937
They kill the local wildlife and threaten endangered animals. You can kill them with no limit in Texas for this reason.
>>60187014
>>60187053
Oh I didn't know that, nice then
>>60174202
Boar are disgusting vermin and nothing of value was lost, but damn that's cold.
>>60184240
*caimans
i think they're meant to be fairly aggressive too though but generally not too big either
>>60175349
Beasts aren't rare here tho
>>60174743
Hahahahahaa what the fuck
>>60182057
very fucking carefully
>>60174743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2rTInSIHc
pretty nice
>>60183179
>hundreds of "people" every year
Fixed.
>>60186898
not when theyre that big
>>60173453
is this a golf cart
>>60174202
hakuna matata mutherfucker
>>60173453
>jurassic park theme song plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaEMP4MdGRM
australian water hazard
Did it get shot?
Check out this salty. The woman in the hat in the photo was the one who shot it.
>>60193058
with what?
a fucking RPG or railgun?
>>60193058
>The woman in the hat in the photo was the one who shot it.
feminist propaganda
>>60193082
Honestly I can't remember what she shot it with but I do remember it was apparently a one shot kill, just below the eye.
>>60193099
Funnily enough she was a Polish immigrant.
>>60193234
All the more proof of feminist propaganda
>>60173453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omGjzl8mJJU
>>60184240
*Black caimans are neither gators nor crocs. They are however, fucking aggressive.
>>60183487
>Gator clenchs down
>death roll
RIP arm.
One day in middle school I was walking home from the bus and I saw an alligator with his tail ripped off and probably cannibalized laying by the pond.
t. Florida
>>60198041
Was he alive?
>>60198354
No.
>>60173453
If it would have happened in Australia there would have been 3 guys wrestling it already.
>tfw you bought an alligator head when you were in florida
>apparently they are illegal to import
rate me
>>60198825
>alligator skulls illegal to import
why? they aren't endangered anymore.
>>60174217
The shadows looks perfectly natural. Everything looks real.
>>60174202
god
Poor piggies (yea, not exactly, I know)
who is a bigger guy
saltwater crocs or alligators?
>>60203435
Saltwater crocs are biggest
Nile crocs are second biggest
Gators are third biggest (I think)
>>60203435
gators can be pretty big
bigger than most croc species
only one or two can grow bigger
Do alligators and crocodiles like each other?
>>60203857
no fuck crocs
t. gator
>>60173453
What the fuck, is this a normal for an alligator?
Looks giant to me.
>>60204161
*size
>>60204161
Yes, 2.6 - 3.4m is a pretty normal size for an adult
>>60173453
Proud to be a Floridian desu
>>60204271
That thing is longer than 3.5m
Florida has a Alligator/Python problem.
The population there is exploding.
Why don't people hunt them, and use the free resources for meat and the skin for bags and whatever?
>>60204271
>m
What is that in Freedom Units?
>>60203507
>>60203435
Salties are longer, but a 5 meters nile croc will be heavier than a 5 meters salty
>>60204516
The invasive pythons are tricky because they are elusive. I'd love to hunt one though.
Alligators have been around for millions of years, they should be left alone in their swamps undisturbed.
>>60174485
Alligators are literally Australian Aboriginals?
>>60203249
and to think that we've been calling Danes swine this entire time
>>60183148
>I peed on one once lmao
Ahhh Floridans, the cultured gentlemen of the good ol USA
>>60193269
The croc was Russian
>>60173453
holy shit that's a fucking dinossaur
>>60205563
so are birds m8
>>60174280
>>60174422
pretty sure the guy was trying to make the pig get eaten by the gator
>>60174102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHhZGa2KvXE
>tfw no alligator friend
>>60205593
didn't ancient crocs eat dinosaurs?
>>60175945
This guy is right. Farmers are the ones that kill anything that might eventually damage their crops or eat their cows.
That's a big gator
>>60173453
>tfw I made the exact same thread at 12 but nobody replied
>>60206653
Don't worry m8, you'll get better timing the next time. Consider this as a confirmation that your idea for a thread was right.
Jurassic Park's theme started playing in my head.
>>60206653
Shucks I musta been asleep
>>60176481
>Pigs aren't native to murrica Eurofriend
Yeah and gators are
>>60173453
I saw the news report on this, apparently the golf course knows about the gator and actually likes it because it's a bit of an attraction, and yes it is real.
My parents live on a canal in Florida and they said their city had to capture a gator out of the canal a couple of years ago, they hired a couple of gator hunters who played a cd track on a boombox of baby gators in distress and when the gator came out to investigate they were able to tranquilize it and move it somewhere else, the gator hunters told them the gator wasn't attracted to the sound of distressed baby gators because it wanted to save them but because it was going to eat them.
>>60208184
They are, in fact.
>>60208184
Uh ya. They are. it's called the American Alligator.
>>60173453
how fast can alligators run, especially if that big?
Now baby I'm The Ripper your baby daddy's worst nightmare
Catch me by the Claire I'll be right there
Niggas copy everything we say
Louis frames, eyes lower than my GPA
Ridin' and Swervin', kush I'm blowin
Doors wide, my trunk bump like Eddie Road
I don't cake hoes I never tip tha stripper
I'm rich bitch, but you can call me cheap tha ripper
Shell toes? Yes
P.R.P.S There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest
polo fresh, I am z' man
I be slam dunkin' tanqueray shots with LeBron
I told niggas to keep it Carmello OK?
Rode past Dave's told them hello and hey
Me and Cash on somethin' old on 23's hoe
Back windows say MAMA MEL BICHO
Skateboarders grind, I grind too
Thats why you can catch me in DC shoes
I quit the team, but believe im ballin'
Want a verse? Put up a stack or quit callin'
30's on my Chevrolet call me supa dupa
Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta
Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa
Ya'll still ridin 20's? ya'll some oompa loompas
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 4 15's woke up the neighbors
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>60208439
You would be surprised. They can hit around 18 kph. When you run from one I heard you have to zigzag because they suck at turning but they can catch you if you go straight. Also they only run short distances. Since they're rep's they prefer to conserve energy as much as possible
>>60208380
I guess I'm retarded then
>>60206653
no one likes brits desu
>>60208552
>18 kph
dude I go at least at 25 full speed, ain't no dumby crocky cathing my fast ass
>>60210934
delete this
>>60173453
Corr, bimey look at that bloody thing!
>>60210934
rood
Gators aren't that bad. They're good eating. I've had to pull a couple out of my pool and off my porch before though
>America
>1st World
>>60174389
Not really. And it's illegal to shoot them.
>>60174202
Fuck yeah!
Feral and wild Hogs are a damaging invasive species in the US.
It makes me happy to see an alligator take one down.
>>60174208
>Gator balls (balled up meat, not balls) are fucking great.
Do you fry them or roast them or what?
>>60173453
Meanwhile in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPQYK5ZMbWY
>>60219251
I don't know why that guy called them gator balls.
People usually call them gator bites.
And yes, they are fried and sprinkled with some lemon.
Delicious meat
