>be American
>see black kid falling in gorilla's pit
>gorilla adopts protective attitude
>takes care of black kid
>whatdo.exe
>get stressed because thinking isn't a part of my daily routine
>SHOOT THE GORILLA
>mfw he meme 'be American, get shot' applies even to fucking gorillas.
>>60150941
>be black and american
>see this in news
>see that the zoo keeper is white
>accuse him of racism
I am not even kidding. BLM already is organizing a protest. All because black people are horrible parents.
>>60151035
The fact that blacks are Tumblrifying themselves is pretty shitty, but what I mean is, why shoot the gorilla? All memes aside, I know it's an animal and that they die by the thousands each day, but I want to understand why they did that.
>>60151148
Thats nothing. In Brazil, a fucking autistic kid put his hand in a tiger cage, and lost it. Same butt hurt...
>>60151148
Because tranquilizers aren't instant
They pretty much had a choice between shooting the ape and getting the child or leaving the ape and waiting for the tranqs to set in, hoping nothing happens to the kid
>>60151492
Personally I would have left the ape
No doubt it would've been a better parent than the grotesque animals that raised the child up til then
>>60150941
I agree that they shouldn't have shot the gorilla (parents are to blame), but it's also true that the gorilla was harassing the kid, and animalists are trying to hide that by showing videos where those scenes were cut.
>>60150941
>trusting non-human primates
>ever
Gorillas are unpredictable and big ones like that can crush skulls on a whim. They did the right thing, as nasty as it was.
>zoo doesn't shoot gorrilla
>zoo uses tranq
>gorrilla kills kid in a fit of frenzy before the tranquillizers set in
>people claim racism because zoo didn't do more to save a black child
You know that is how these people would've reacted. Shooting it was the best option to save the kid.
>>60151704
>thinking humans are any better
>>60151644
I know how gorillas behave, and the gorilla was being protective. The thing is that gorillas just aren't people, so their way of being protective isn't the same as ours. The full footage shows the gorilla dragging the kid through the water. Whereas a baby gorilla (sorry for the expression, I don't know if there'a word for that) would have kept at its parent's pace, the kid just couldn't do it, so it looked like aggressive behaviour when it just wasn't.
>>60151538
Well, that's also true
>>60151845
Humans are most definitely better. Try to morally reason with an angry gorilla and let me know how it works out.
>>60151343
What kind of a zoo puts tigers in cages that allow kids to reach inside?
What a fucking shithole...
>>60152089
The type that believes in natural selection.
A mentally retarded with only one arm probably will not bread.
>>60152045
>Try to morally reason with an angry gorilla and let me know how it works out
Try to morally reason with an angry person and let me know how it works out
>>60152265
*an angry nigger
>>60150941
>be Harambe
>picking at nits and lice and shit
>making sure mah bitches be in check, cause im alpha
>flinging shit, eating watermelon and showin mah teefs... it's a days work
but i get buy
>the watermelon is to die for, it's really awesome and the ppls love it
>out of FUCKING NO WHERE
>FUCKING TACO!!!!!
>*hambags* screaming at me from above
>some cunt screams "I am ur mother bb"... makes no sense
>I need to drag this new taco to a new place away from that screaming motherfucker
>shit shit shit where do i take the taco????
>hambags and tacos still screaming at me
>pat the taco on the head
>former friend yells at me "put the taco down!"
>confused
>reassure my new taco that we will be friends and 'sorry for my rough shit, I dont know who I am'
>He said "I love you"
"I love you to br-"
>>60151845
>I know how gorillas behave
do you really think you know better than the experts?
>>60152265
I've done it a few times and it does work, not all the time but I bet it works a lot more than reasoning with something which doesn't even have a language.
>>60152323
Didn't expect to feel a feel here
>>60150941
I guess they mistook it for a hairy nigger
>>60152323
>American zookeeper kills a Brazilian that was just taking care of an in risk child
Oh wow guys what the fuck.
>>60152478
Racism.
>>60152478
WTF I hate America now
>>60150941
Why I find this gorilla so attractive?
he looks very human to me
>>60152566
He's our distant cousin, Pierre
>The boy had gotten into the enclosure by going under a rail, through wires and over a moat wall, according to the zoo.
Piece of shit kid broke the rules
Someobe has to pay
>>60152566
You might just have a Brazilian bodybuilder fetish
>>60152692
You calling me a Homo, Mario?
Just wait until this cunt does what everyone else does in the Americas (It wasn't my fault) give me your money.
I wish people would take ownership of their mistakes.
Congo was a great movie.
>>60150941
>being this buttmad about literal nigger animals
>>60150941
>be american
>get shot
>>60152748
>tfw no harambe bf
>>60152771
It was
>>60152795
Nice, well done algeria...
>>60151343
Post video.
>>60152795
Chimpanzees are nigger tier animals. Not gorillas
>>60152795
>Ar*b
Go blow yourself up
>>60151704
This
Fucking Nigger child molesting the Humble King of the Jungle
what kind of kid falls into a Gorilla pit?
I say let him stay there if he wishes to act like an animal.
>>60152904
bit rude mate
>>60152965
A mexican kid apparently...
>>60152367
Experts have said they should have tried to offer fruit or some other items as an exchange and call into question the shooting
gorillas and known to smash the brains out of baby gorillas by tossing them like ragdolls
waiting for him to respond positively is a risk
>>60152721
What a fucking retard.
I hope the family gets some sort of punishment for this.
how is it even possible to fall into a gorilla pit? Arent there fences or anything?
Its an obvious choice in the america. But i'm more amazed that the kid didn't get shot.
Typical americans, destroying the life of an endangered species.
>>60151704
>trusting non-human primates
>ever
I know, they can't even look after their own children
>>60151827
>to save a black child
It was a nigger? Should have know. I was lukewarm about it, know I'm positive: they should have let the Gorilla be.
>>60153102
Humans are known to hijack air planes and fly them into skyscrapers because of an Invisible Magician From The Sky. Killing the monkey was a dumb move.
>>60153261
it's not a monkey
and we cannot speak to gorillas as we can another human, this is not a good comparison
>>60153175
He just crawled under the fence to that gladiator pit
They can't build zoos in usa apparently
![1464701748132[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M1nbqCg.jpg "1464701748132[1].jpg")
>>60153247
These are the parents
>>60152566
Are you a white woman? It might be in your genes.
>>60153311
The kid probably felt right at home then
>>60150941
>>60150941
>SHOOT THE GORILLA
To be honest, the Gorilla was a larger target than the kid.
>something went wrong
>newb sniper
>>60153311
entirely irrelevant
>>60150941
Fucking is there anything that doesn't get shot in America?
>>60153301
Well, it seems we couldn't get the kid to listen so I guess it's a good comparison.
>>60152323
feels you cunt
>>60153311
Ok, I'm fucking triggered.
I like the part
>gorilla reaches into kids crotch
>feels around
>stands him up backside to him
>tries to take his pants off
He knew this kind of opportunity was once in a life time chance.
>>60151343
>tiger cage
>lion
>Brazilian education.
>>60153401
I was trying to come up with a witty answer but I couldn't. Everything which has ever existed in America has been shot.
imagine the PR for the zoo if the gorilla literally fucking killed a child. animals are unpredictable, you CANNOT take that risk.
they did the right thing
>>60153569
you fucking spastic...
Poland always sees things in reverse.
>>60153591
Apparently the kid was able to take the risk to get into a fucking gorilla's pit.
>>60153311
Ok I tried to avoid being racist but god damn they look like gorillas themselves. No wonder the kid got in there, he probably just thought his dad was in jail again and wanted to visit him. But much like his real dad in the future, the evil white man killed his father figure.
>>60153591
Imagine the PR for the zoo if a kid manage to fall into the gorilla pit
>saving a black turd
why? the gorilla would have thought it was his son.
>>60150941
Black "people" are fucking retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv4Fvs9jQpc
>>60153569
oops wrong quote, sorry.. poland
I'm half expecting the parents to turn around and sue the zoo for emotional distress.
>>60153633
you mean the kid was trying to fuck the gorilla?
sure...w-w-why not?
>>60153790
It is going too happen....
However;
The mother said on Facebook that "accidents happen" that might change the tilt of any legal negligence or viability... she is a dumb cunt either way. Bitches never keep their mouths shut.
>>60151343
Who thought it was a good idea to build a cage like that at a zoo?
>>60153247
Edgy. Join the FARC, faggot.
>Gorilla takes better care of baby than niggers
I'm starting to doubt the theory of evolution.
Because if a primate makes a better parent than black people then that would mean we would had devolved before evolving again.
>>60153922
....the mother of the potential ape bait lol
>>60151148
Everyone who thinks shouting the Gorilla wasn't the right idea should have their children given to a Gorilla. Then we'll be able to get some hard stats on whether or not the Gorilla is danegrous.
>>60153569
>Poland
>pedo
Yep everything checks out.
>>60153964
In the gorilla world, you have to look after a baby for it not to die in infancy
In our world, you can literally feed a baby nothing but McDonald's, drop it into zoo enclosures, and keep it alive via hospitals - so we've become complacent
>>60153790
>>60153790
Dont worry Im sure mr Shekelburg Attorney At Law has already contacted the parents
this is a win win case.
>>60153964
>American """""""education"""""""
>>60153995
>Everyone who proposed a solution to a problem which was never desirable in the first place should get themselves in the same problem
Yes, makes sense.
>animal Lovers gonna hate murcah too now
Join us brother! Japan can come too.
>>60153964
you burgurs sure got stuck in the """"""""""devolving"""""""""""""" phase then
>>60154079
>Niggermoor getting fannyflustered.
You'll never be as cool as your little brother.
>>60154180
Again, American """""education"""""
>>60153995
>shouting the Gorilla
Their is some thing called "provocation". I would yell and scream, but I am just as primitive as those things that are in captivity that I claim too understand, to kill an animal that shows mannerisms and emotions similar to ours is barbaric.
>>60154265
meh, we kill each other by the millions every century
Nature Is A Bitch
And So Is This World
>>60154018
This is so understated...
>>60154079
>I'm not willing to risk proving my theories myself, but you should totes just accept what I say
Right back at you, coward
>>60154252
>Spanish ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''edumercation''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Keep meming kid, you are only digging your grave deeper.
>>60150941
Do you want them to do what the Indians did in this situation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fc1qMZYMHM
/int/ - Le Monke
>>60153643
he snuck under a fence and through wire while unsupervised by his mother, i mean come on dude
instead of discussing like tumberlina faggots, could someone post some actual fucking video, niggers?
>>60154383
>hurr derp maybe if i come up with a fancy word I'll sound the most smarter
>>60154347
>not knowing the difference between a hypothesis, a theory and a simple opinion
Wew
>>60154442
Which is completely the zoo's fault and they should be sued.
That kid should be taken away from the parents and the state should prohibit the parents from having further children without at least a year of parental education
>>60154396
>WAIT my indian friend is being eaten by a tiger
>ITS OK HE IS PRAYING
>do we have a tranqulizer gun????
>shit no *crunch*
>ITS OK HE IS PRAYING
>ok, he is not praying.....
>>60154146
Pretty funny coming from an Arab. If blacks weren't around it would be little Ahmad getting gorillas killed
>>60151704
This. Gorillas are fucking strong.
>>60154766
Apparently not stronger than a bullet
My favourite part is that his mother is a child care worker. She literally looks after children for a living
>>60153640
>>60151827
>situation is safe
>situation could turn unsafe if handled badly
>LET'S SHOOT EVERYONE
Typical American reaction. Laughably your police also apply it to people.
>>60152868
All I could find pham
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=0f5_1406923293
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=e84_1406772939
>>60155440
>http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=e84_1406772939
Damn. The arm looking like a rag in the second video.
But what an idiot at what point did he thought it was a good idea.
>>60155628
Here's the aftermath
>>60155777
BS
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/claims-harambe-the-gorilla-was-trying-to-protect-boy-spark-heated-row/ar-BBtGEL2
>The child suffered concussion and “a few scrapes”.
>>60150941
me on the left
>>60155863
Did you even look at the post I replied to?
>>60155863
Idiot.
>>60155777
to be honest i hope the little cunt died
>>60155777
the child was black you retard
>>60155971
>>60156008
calm down dickheads
>>60156058
best coluor
fell for the ape though,
>>60153569
He pulled the pants up, pedopole
Looking forward to seeing where this kid will be in 15~ years because if he ends up being a criminal that would be hilarious.
>>60156398
>killing an endangered animal for a criminal
that would rustle my jimmies, especially if he commits murder
>>60153790
some old lady sued a microwave copmany after putting a cat in her microwave.
They have probabally already had money offered to them to not sue them.
>>60156283
>be primate, doing primate stuff
>taco falls in pond
>mother tacos are like ';dats mahsun'
>look around and wonder what the f* is up!
>hambre is just wanted watermelon
>bitches still be screaming, though they do nothin'... "MAH TACOS!"
>I am the king of this jungle, I wanna ROAR but, I keep silent, this peanut is mine.....
>time too make a move, gotta get this peanut outta here
>gotta get this peanut kids pants up and run!
>little cunt won't fuck off
>thinks I am his baby daddy
>bitch denies hambre because he wasnt ther for the birth of their monkey...
>gunshot
>>60156283
none sense, he was clearly trying to take them off.
this King Kong wanted to show his human primate relatives that he's fed up with their monkey business and now its payback time.
clearly he was the michael jackson of the gorilla world.
>>60156398
reminds me of the story of that black kid who was skipped to the top of some heart transplant list then as a teenager he turned into a good boy who totally didn't murder someone
>>60152692
>gorillini
mama mia!
>>60153311
Of course.
>>60151148
>but I want to understand why they did that.
because having a little kid possibly torn to bits by a Gorilla in front of a large crowd isn't that great for publicity.
and people who are saying they could have put it to sleep don;t understand how tranqs work
offer retarded parents to gorillas as a settlement gift
