I won't stop until this general catches on edition
/balt/..
>>60116834
gtfo
est-ce que tu parles francais?
I tried this in the fall of 2014. had a few good threads at first, but it never caught on after that.
makes no sense because Canadians are the third most numerous posters on /int/
>>60116801
You are the cancer killing my country
>>60116801
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>60116977
No pig latin allowed
>>60117188
Actually you're in MY country
>>60117969
ask a Quebecan in Poland anything
>>60118109
Quebecan? You mean Quebecois?
>>60118335
i like the quebecan more even tho is not right quebecois gives me cancer
W E S T C O A S T N I G G A S
>>60118165
>He doesn't want a hockey watching asian gf
WE
WUZ
CANADIENS
N
SHIEET
>>60118385
What are you doing in Poland m8?
>>60118442
You again. Stop claiming Canada.
>>60118470
trip around Europe people of color count = 0
>>60118545
Nice
I wanna die so bad
>>60118616
Don't do it, you have plenty to live for. Like shitposting.
>>60118522
Icelander Leaf Ericson found Vinland now gib rightful snow
>>60119135
Lord spare us from the icelanders
>Don't do it, you have plenty to live for. Like shitposting.
>>60118442
Tbh Iceland is one of the few countries we could take in a fight. We should colonize them, impose apartheid, make them second class citizens in their own country. Might be a fun afternoon.
>>60119835
Icelandic Coast Guard>Royal Navy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Canadian Navy
>>60119835
Canadian empire, when?
>>60119953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War
ICELAND BTFO
>>60116801
Are you ready to deal with us once Trump is elected?
Also, do you enjoy that we disguise ourselves as you when we visit Europe?
>>60120045
You mean Spain
>>60119983
Soon brother.
>>60120100
I like Trump. I don't mind about the flag thing but I think it's silly. I met a girl in France on a train with our flag on her bag, she said she was from Toronto, I asked where in Toronto she said "Right by the big tower" lmao.
>>60116801
>a fucking leaf
>>60120790
Hi Nigel
>>60120790
why not make it /cad/ rather than /canada/
>>60120971
because it gives other flags opportunities to make fun of us
>implying I want to be called a canadian ass dildo
>>60120971
>/cad/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MGMqP1oPAE
SMELLY DUMB ICELANDER SCUM OUT
>>60116801
CANADA
FUCK
YEAH
desu our cunt is really boring we need some niche topic to talk about
>>60118545
Neat
Québec
I wish to one day feel the sweet embrace of frostbite that can only be brought by anglo canadian winter
Who /FOUND A JOB/ here?
>>60122530
I'm working on it fAm. Got something lined up
Whatchu got?
>>60122530
>tfw need to start looking
>tfw keep getting sidetracked
Why is procrastinating so fun?
>>60122607
Chill restie job
Starting first cycle of roids this summer too, glad I got a job so I don't have to take it out of my savings
>>60122614
Do it man, you'll feel 10x better.
Not having a job is nice for a little while but fuuuck the lack of money or actual structure to your day
Canada is in the news in Finland today
http://yle.fi/uutiset/retrospective_a_finn_joins_a_young_justin_trudeau_for_an_african_road_trip__and_years_of_friendship/8905930
is this -cum-
>>60122729
Jesus christ.
He really is a meme
>>60122742
Nein
Canada and Australian should just merge their generals together
>>60116801
Get your old flag back, Canda-kun.
>>60122047
What about stab wound fucking?
wew
>>60122960
That flag looked so good
>>60122267
The cold is comfy.
Maple syrup was a mistake
>>60123124
Do people just believe any ol twitter photoshop nowadays?
>>60123087
not a fan
>>60122960
Tatted on my back, full color RT
>>60122960
Ontario flag if this makes you feel better
New witcher dlc out today lads
>>60123204
Twitter is kind of ridiculous
>>60123255
Fuck the witcher that games combat and movement is straight trash
>>60123204
>he's unironically believed it's real since first seeing it
>muh /int/ellectual
>>60123230
>>60123234
LOL ontario HIVEMIND MASTER RACE
muh bro
>>60123290
>Fuck the witcher that games combat and movement is straight trash
>>60123209
Yeah it gets pretty bad after the blood starts drying and gets all sticky but if you just throw on some gypsy tears it feels great
>>60123234
>implying....
>>60123365
I don't know what the fuck you just said kid but you special
>>60123390
>FUCKING WHEAT FIELDS
>>60123424
Heh, nothing personell kid
Still haven't figured out how to shit without using half a roll of toilet paper
Quintessential Canadian reading
>>60123989
very nice
>>60123928
Keep your asshole open until all the shit falls out don't pinch it
I fucking hate this place.
>>60123928
wipe before you shit
>>60124039
I can't help the pinch, it's out of my control my ass just does that
>>60124159
Why would you wipe before?
>>60116801
Anyone ever been to hamilton? I live there, it's complete shit but I love it desu. Whites are a minority here now
>>60124246
Bruh i'm on barton rn tell me about it
>>60124246
Shit man. Ajax here.
>>60124246
Why did we destroy all our cities?
>>60124506
We need black ski masks,ar 15s and moltovs
we could fix it up real quick
>>60124584
Nice try RCMP agitator.
>>60122047
>niche
s-so...when can we expect weedman to legalize drawings?
>>60119135
>>60124246
never been but i heard the downtown is shit.
I also spoke to this tow truck driver who grew up there and he said it was even worse in the 60s-70s
>>60124993
Those names hurt my brain
>>60124176
don't think, feel
practice some anal breathing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPAHQsvlCLk
>>60124584
>>60124635
>TFW want to buy le Balaclava just for a meme but scared of getting put on a watchlist for ordering it online or buying it in a store during Summer
What do?
>>60124993
Would be interesting to see desu.
Wish there was some kind of computer program that could accurately simulate alternate history scenarios.
>>60125282
the Cons made it illegal to where them if the police say you're gathering is now a riot
but technically you could just say you identify as a muslim woman and they could do nothing, but that would get you watch listed.
>>60125282
Fuck it Anon. I'm going full meme warrior, I'm buying a black beret, aviators, balaclava, army fatigues, pic related as a patch, an SKS and 1500 rounds of ammunition.
Then I'm going to go camping and live out my ridiculous commie fantasies.
>>60125368
I guess you could buy it with bitcoin and order it to a drop house, kek
I want to wear it with my BDU jacket and pants to roleplay as mercenary army man
QUÉBÉCOIS, NOUS SOMMES QUÉBÉCOIS !
>>60125424
or you could sew yourself a pink qt one with flowers and a leaf on it
>>60125370
>commie
Absolutely disgusting.png
>>60125499
>not a commie
iseriouslyhopeyouguysdontdothis.jpg
>>60125429
euthanasia law when
Havent had sex since christmas 2014 lads. Is it weird I remember that?
>>60125591
Fucking normalfag.
>>60125591
Sex is overrated desu. Sometime's I honestly have to decide if I'd rather fuck my gf or masturbate.
>>60125424
They aren't that hard to make, some stores even sell them. Could just buy with cash and hang around army surplus stores. Those places usually have some skin heads anyways.
Kanada
>>60125661
>>60125424
Go into a Sportcheck or something, they have them in the skiing section for like $10.
>>60125661
Canadian surplus stores are garbage tho
Might as well order it online
You can get sick surplus pants and jackets for dirt cheap, last forever too
Fun fact the first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black
Western Canadian independence DESU
>>60125692
GO BACK TO YOUR MONGOLIAN BBQ FINLAND
>>60125742
they're not going to care about some hat, don't worry about it. we're a winter country, so people buy them for normal reasons.
>>60125759
Angry Leaf
>>60125754
Manitoba and beyond should break off and call ourselves Kanada to confuse the Euros.
>>60125692
Do you have a link to that Finish show that had "Kanada" as the punchline?
>>60125692
IT'S CANADA NOT KANADA REEEEE
Imagine your perfect Canada
>>60125692
that was rather hurtful
>>60126005
Canada plus Minnesota desu
>>60126005
remove toronto and vancouver
add vermont and alaska
>>60125864
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SnWc0_ddn04
>>60126059
>V*rmont
Why?
Why do you want to move out of /cum/
We were just messing around when we made fun of you
>>60126071
Thanks! I've been looking for this for a while.
>>60126106
So we have all the Maple Syrup.
>>60126059
just toronto is fine
>>60126136
Miss us?
>>60126136
canada doesn't need anyone
and anyone doesn't need canada
no one likes us not even ourselves
>>60126005
Remove Alberta and maybe Sask. Take Greenland, Iceland, every state east of Minnesota and north of Ohio, plus Alaska.
>>60124993
I jizzed
>>60126332
>remove the oil province that makes us money
>add in new oil provinces to make us money that are more trigger happy
I've joked about Canada invading Alaska to multiple people from that state and they always get butthurt and talk about how many guns they have and imply violence.
>>60122530
yo can anyone tell me how hard working in timmies is?
>>60126427
Maybe we'll keep Alberta then and just deport all of them to native style reservations in Greenland, then repopulate it with immigrants. Basically just redo the whole Western settlement thing from the 19th century.
>>60126554
>repopulate it with muslims
>t. torontofag
at least you'll all be dead or chased out within a decade
>>60126529
>yo can anyone tell me how hard working in timmies is?
Easy bro.
It's just a job for the average highschool/college pleb, nothing hard about it.
>>60126670
not him, but why does immigrants have to = muslims?
Canada is Greenlandic clay
>>60126670
It worked for Ukrainians didn't it?
>>60126750
Hej, bor du på Nuuk?
>>60127031
Get outta here before you get dangled out of your skates bud
>>60124246
I live near McMaster and it's okay, but it gets real shit once you cross the bridge into downtown
>>60127161
is it true that there is only one road in Canada?
>>60127427
It's true in Iceland everybody is consanguineous ?
>>60127427
Get some aussies to coach you
Your shits weak
why do you guys hate best province /Alta/?
Jealous of our masterrace oil money?
Who /Edm/ here?
>>60131556
I like you guys just not Quebec
>>60122047
let's talk about the maple shot in tim horton's coffee
>>60125692
2-0
shit general 2bh
Thoughts?
>>60133524
I'm the fuck outta this shit hole soon m8
>>60133524
need a latvian/icelandic/south tyrolean/faroe islands wife to help me leave this """country"""
>>60133524
Makes me fucking sick
Norn iron here I come
>>60133524
the worst part is the electoral reform
it was bad enough with the Cuckservatives subverting our democracy, but somehow people had forgotten about how insanely corrupt and fundamentally anti-democratic the LPC is (and they've been turning a blind eye ever since the election because DUDE WEED LMAO).
As soon as I can I'm fucking off to a different country, fuck Canada.
Why contain us? Every thread is our general, when the leafboys are out to play.
Where my leafboys at?!
SISSY CANADIAN BOYS
>>60134810
Leaf
>>60124826
drawings in Ontario are legal if you get them digitally; you live in Ontario, right anon?
get regional flags faggotzs
>>60122530
>Windsor
what's a job
>>60131556
because i was there raking in that oil money until the place burn to the ground
