ITT: murrika
>gallon of tea
oh my dog
>>60108865
>>60108929
>vertical photos
yes, that's very American
Contributing
>>60109107
picture's of suburbs make me puke.
>>60109313
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>>60109390
>>60109405
>woman don't stand
American indeed
>>60108865
I don't see what's wrong with that.
It's a meal to share with 2 or 3 more people and you'll have tea to spare for later.
>>60109539
>bottom right pic
Why not just install some blades under the scooter?
And for being a country that prefers ass over tits why do american women have 4 tits?
>>60109211
>Mixed race couple
Very American.
You guys must have a fat fetish
>>60109539
kek ameriscooters
>>60109888
Burgers one-upping Hues.
>>60109539
>them back tits
>>60109796
The thing is, this guy probably makes the best BBQ you will ever have.
>>60109773
only in murica
>>60109796
i feel sorry for him :(
Daily reminder that this is all from the South
>>60108956
If we nuked the south, would it just grow back fatter than before?
>>60108929
Turn your picture. Don't make us look bad.
yes
>>60109107
>>60109390
I wish I lived there to be honest, family.
>>60109313
This is gold
>>60110066
We'll just ignore all the black riots and completely ghetto disaster cities of the north.
>>60110209
obviously. you're an american, you have no taste
>>60110209
yeah and that should tell you something tbqh
>>60110226
You mean the contained centers like Detroit?
Yeah we have zoos, you live in the fucking wild reserve though.
>>60110256
da price of freedum :DDD
>>60110066
Youre just saying that in order to protect your self esteem you stupid fucking burger
>>60110256
cropped to avoid showing that diagnosis and treatment took place the same week
>>60110066
>>60110348
ameriturds are fighting everyone
>>60109773
I was at the hospital a few weeks ago and the waiting room had chairs this wide.
>>60110256
>>60110330
>they have no healtcare system
>>60110348
Wew lad I don't consider the deep south to be part of my identity.
>>60110383
I will never understand this. You already bought the fucking house why cheap out on siding?
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>>60110299
Decent quality, modern housing. Looks like a nice neighborhood and there's probably a lot of good stores and restaurants nearby. I don't see the problem. Is it cause it's not from AD1000 and it has no culture?
>>60110391
No idea about that. I found it by googling American healthcare bill.
>>60110462
Because Murrikans budget their loans and payments to the last dime and would otherwise be unable that size of house or a house in that location.
>>60110226
>>60110132
>>60110348
>>60110066
>Thread about bantering Americans
>Americans start fighting among themselves
Aren't you guys the UNITED States?
>>60109461
This must be military or something
>>60110513
Europoors can't afford new houses so they've got this idea in their head that old shitty houses with "character" = better
>>60110411
did you find in? or did you need a bigger one?
>>60109461
new simcity graphics look so realistic
>>60108865
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>>60108956
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>>60109539
>>60109773
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>>60110465
Jesus, it shouldn't be real. Your pics are lying, you can't ruin my view of america.
>>60110530
she's obviously trying to make a joke
>>60110576
Wanna wait for the construction guy to come online and attest to you that new residential constructions in the US have an absolutely horrid material quality and build quality and that a house from the '50s or even earlier will last longer than a brand new house?
>>60110645
and you are obviously fat LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60110589
Holy shit! I thought my driveway was steep.
>>60110689
at least I live in a real country
>>60110330
>special services
is that code word for tipping?
>>60109313
Oh sweet Jesus
>>60110621
Avoid the south and Midwest and you can cut out most of these pictures.
>>60110559
Consider that all of Europe can fit into Texas. Then realize in this large country that differences in states can be as big as differences in the small countries over there.
>>60110530
This cannot be real. Please, tell me this is satire.
>>60110676
Not all new houses are built like shit. You're seriously going to take some anonymous person online's statements as completely true?
>>60110754
I'm in the Midwest and I've never seen anything this bad, only on TV and 4chan
>>60108993
Kek. So one has to die for school to work i guess. No problem americans got that figure it out.
>>60110771
>it's a "US states are as diverse as European countries" episode
>>60110771
Poe's law at this point
>>60110559
That's because America is a diverse land
God fucking euroshits will never get it
>>60110771
>Consider that all of Europe can fit into Texas
what?
>>60110722
what a hell: multiple cars, your own yard, in a peaceful low-crime area with good schools. Much better to live like a sardine in a 600 sq-ft efficiency and use public transportation
>>60109313
every fucking time
>>60110459
What... its all the same shit.
>>60110676
I live in a house from the 1800s. It sucks. I would love a new house. Too bad all yours are going to rapefugees over there. Get back to your bull prepping.
>>60110820
>It's a "31 flavors of German" continent claims they have unique cultures.
>>60109107
>>60109461
>>60110722
>american ''''''''''''individualism'''''''''''''
>>60110790
You can research any number of sources on residential constructions through time and the overwhelming majority will agree on a quality decline as floor area increased.
>>60110801
I'm in the midwest too and the endless suburbs and fat fucks are accurate.
>>60110621
Good
>>60108865
>Gallon of premade tea
Fucking animals
>>60110893
where in the midwest?
I never see fatties in Minnesota but plenty of suburbs
If other parts of the USA of America are so different then why do I never see pics of them?
>>60109390
>>60110892
Aha. You're arguing something else here. Can you please stick to the original argument and not weasel in something such as surface area?
>>60108865
Who is this meant to appeal to? I'm hoping it is not all for one person, so how can you have a dinner party with just chicken nuggets and cold tea?
>>60110820
>mfw
Ok we get it, Americans are fat. It's our fault that food is so abundant and cheap in the land of the free?
>>60110925
>Minnesota
Well I guess you are kind of the cream of the crop. I'm from Kansas.
>>60110990
Area increased steadily over time, quality declined steadily with increasing area, therefore the logical conclusion is that quality declined over time. Where's the weaseling?
>>60110722
would be much more efficient to just build row houses, now they waste so much space between the houses
>>60110876
You need quite a bit of money to live in a place like this. Also it helps to view things from human perspectives.
>>60110977
no no post the video, it's there on youtube somewhere, he actually says "MUH SCOOTER"
lel
>>60111026
learn to take some banter la
>>60108865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiwa3so8U
>>60111026
Chlorine chicken and corn syrup aren't food, they're feed.
>>60110722
This is Canada actually (Markham, Ontario). The entire GTA is filled with developments like this
>>60111053
I can tell you never took an upper level course in the sciences
Correlation =/= Causation
You are assuming far too much here.
We welcome American refugees
>>60110944
They don't make ebin memes. I can post some cozy America pics.
>>60111060
I'd rather kill myself
>>60110944
I can walk outside and take a picture of a normal, small town that isn't inhabited by whales if you want.
>>60111115
You're correct, but you do use inferior materials
>>60111060
It's a little saddening knowing that the houses will all be rotten and torn down and possibly the entire neighborhood torn down and the entire region in an economic slump by the time the trees are grown.
>>60111138
>that
>cozy
holy fuck I'm dying here
>>60111138
>puddles
>broken-ass road
>dirty
This is not cozy...
>>60110944
Because the whole place is filled with stupid shit.
Such is the price of freedom.
Without control you have a lot of out of control. Double edged sword.
If I sent some of the pictures to my american gf I would sleep on the couch again, americans really cant handle the bants in the slightest bit.
>>60111166
do it pls
>>60111115
Yes, but two correlations between three things make three correlations.
>>60111138
>bricks
>desperately trying to be european with the signs and shit
>"wow this sure is cozy"
>amerifats
>>60109313
>>60111262
>desperately trying to be european with the signs and shit
what do you mean?
>>60110256
Freedom ain't free
>>60111187
If you're talking about houses in the midwest wood support structures are used because they live in areas where the weather will throw around anything except Normandy Concrete Bunkers so having brick and mortar houses are expensive to replace and dangerous to be around.
>>60111251
>He keeps falling for the fallacy
>>60111213
>white """people"""
baka
>>60111262
It's so European actually that it makes me not want to live there. Mostly because of the grey sky. Whenever there's a first world photo with grey sky you can be 90% sure it's from Europe. Americans only have sun and rain, nothing inbetween.
post some Florida headlines already for Christ's sake
>>60111165
still looks boring to watch
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>>60111262
>dirty
No?
>trying to be European
It's the historic area in Portland Maine. That was the style of the time faggots.
>>60111271
>sunroof over that speaking thing
Why?
How long are you going to stand there and order?
Why can't Americans take the banter?
>>60111377
it stops rain from getting in your window
>tfw this board is obsessed with Canada and America
Success breeds jealousy, my yuropoor friends.
>>60111377
3 american minutes, that's like 6,384 SI minutes
>>60111405
Granted IKEA food is hilariously cheap here, too. 1€ for a hot dog. It's part of their business model.
>>60111427
Literally a fucking leaf
>>60111427
>it's a snow burger defending fat burgers episode
>>60111060
Other than the car dependency (and possibly almost identical houses), I really don't see what's so bad about American suburbs.
>>60111453
*not actual joke
>>60111138
>cozy
Poor Americans...
>>60111358
>historic
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60109313
OMG I hate America now
>>60111453
Guess the pic is more about
>*not actual size
Anyone got that image of a road surrounded by restaurants, gas stations and a million billboards?
housing estates are fairly common in large new world countries guys, get over it.
Not every country is 100000 years old and the size of a pea.
That aside, a little variation in house style is necessary to make it not look disgusting.
I prefer suburbs that took off in the 90s here, the newer ones look bland and over rendered to me
>European housing
this thread...goddamn it
>>60110797
THICC
>>60111355
jesus this is disgusting
>>60111427
Sorry, you don't qualify as an American
>>60109461
Fucking Maxis. I hate the last Sim City so much.
>>60109313
Not getting it :(
>>60111490
>>60111492
>not appreciating colonial comfiness
>>60111579
Sorry you don't qualify as European
>>60111427
>that pic
goldenface.png
>>60111358
Don't pretend like you aren't posting cramped, Euro-esque architectures made of rocks. It's obvious to everyone else what you're doing and it's cringeworthy. That's not representative of US infrastructure and you damn well know it.
>>60110011
>The thing is, this guy probably is the best BBQ you will ever have.
>>60111482
>almost identical houses
This is even worse than commieblocks tbн. I guess it's very easy to get lost in american suburbs.
>>60111604
>syrian education
>>60111565
>>60111621
This thread isn't about Europe. What a poor comeback
>>60108929
I don't see any problem
The gun is pretty cool
>>60108865
heh
>>60111604
>>60109313
Nevermind. Hahahahahahahahaba
>>60111600
>>60111684
This thread is about America, and living a like 5km away from the border I can call myself American
>>60108917
That is obviously a platypus hand. Not murrica
>>60111482
I've always seen car dependency as a blessing and a freedom. I can hop into my car and go wherever the hell I please. 10 minutes in any direction brings you to commercial districts. It's very comfortable living though oppressive on the finances if you don't have a good job.
>>60111680
is that strawcuck on the right?
>>60108993
As a machinist this triggered me.
>>60111453
>>60111405
>ikea
>food
wait what? Am I being tricked?
>>60111732
you MUST be taking the piss cunt
>>60111748
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60111604
I am Greek
>>60111545
this is an abandoned military base in Hungary.
>>60111651
I said I'd post cozy areas and thats what I did. Most of America, especially infrastructurally, isn't that cozy
>>60111684
>half of your shitty country watches skoda cup
>lose to canadas d team
ahhahahahah
![b1c0cf4fc9ce3bb28d851d635d91607d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LYuVnlx.jpg "b1c0cf4fc9ce3bb28d851d635d91607d[1].jpg")
>>60111801
>>60111731
C'mon, its diet coke :^)
>>60111700
if only that shit was only in America...
>>60111405
(NOT ACTUAL SIZE)
>>60111659
Didn't think someone could be that retarded.
Better that favela education pedro
>>60111651
lel only with the sun blinding you jew york could seem not total shite
>>60111492
>mfw foreigners post this pic
That's an interstate pit stop, you butt. It's where you stop to sleep, fuel up, eat or buy a souvenir on road trips.
>>60111732
t. Ted Cruz
>>60110722
That's in canada, bro. I like canadian, especially torontoian suburban architecture.
>>60111748
i would non-ironically buy one
>>60111754
>I've always seen car dependency as a blessing and a freedom. I can hop into my car and go wherever the hell I please.
THE MEMES ARE TRUE
Upper east coast independence when?
>>60111138
oh this pic again
>>60108865
If that were unsweetened tea, then this could be a meal for three or four days easy. Poor fags gotta make it work somehow. Shit I'll have a salad just to make you guys feel better.
>>60110669
This is the most murrikan picture I have seen in my life.
![a30ff5248f327fec7372961631463cf0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7gnhRE.jpg "a30ff5248f327fec7372961631463cf0[1].jpg")
>>60111929
>american salad
>>60111865
What do you need a souvenir for? You're driving through the U.S. There is more cultural variety here, between the Croatian north and south, 200km apart, than the entirety of the United States lmao
>>60111980
One of the truer pics ITT as well.
>>60111926
>>60111754
shut your damn mouth, Beaver
>>60111926
This is literally my thoughts about native and diaspora Serbs.
>>60111929
>unsweetened tea
Why wouldn't you sweeten it though?
>>60111912
>need to go somewhere
>go there
>this is a bad thing
Sorry North American suburbs can't be as nice as the czech republic's mass transit system. I've always dreamed of having to plan my commutes around someone else's schedule. Also to share my ride with 50 other filthy strangers.
>>60111754
It's nicer to just walk everywhere, this also allows you be drunk all the time :)
