your age
are you virgin?
why?
18
yes
i dont know how to talk with girls, my mom did not let me have friends soo without friends i caant go to the beach and the parties, and i dont wanna fuck with hookers because herpes
>>60086518
21
No
I am not on the autism spectrum
Todo dia el Jorge ese postea la misma mierda
24
Yes
>Ugly
>shit personality
>no friends
>no one to hook me up
I'll probably die a virgin and I almost accepted it.
>>60086518
24
no
i dont reveal my powerlevel
20
Yes
I'm fat and Muslims are stealing my women.
20
yes
I live with my parents and I don't go out. I have also never tried to get a gf. I don't worry about this too much because as long as I stay focused on doing well in my life I think it will all work out okay.
22
No
Once every three agonizing years of pain and anxiety, God usually tosses me a bone in the form of some girl who's hit rock bottom and will let me fuck her for a few weeks. Then the cycle continues
18
no
skinny and /fa/ (i also make my own clothes), 'art girls' love me
19
no
kind of skinny and i'm a decent conversationalist.
>>60086540
>Canadian
>not a sperg
pick one chang
> taking to girls
Nope nope nope. If you say more than ten words to a girl without physical contact then you're fucked. OP FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS EXACTLY FOR EZ HOOK UP
>go to party/club
>drink at least three shots of courage juice
> dance, have fun, start subtly looking for girls you like
> approach girl you like
>if dancing, dance with her and get close, if she blows you off, then fuck her and move on
>If she is just chilling, then just say hi and mention something like how you like her basic bitch tshirt or whatever
> find excuse to touch her, grab her shoulder so you can whisper into her ear because the music is too loud.
> grab her by the waste to help move her out of the way of drunk fucks
>be bold with physical touch but don't be a pervert until she starts touching back
> If she continues to talk/dance with you while giving you easy access for more touching or if she touches you back then you're good
>If not then fuck her, thirsty men that can't give up won't get shit
> finally when time is right and you got good public foreplay position her so you can kiss her, give her a split second to recognize what's happening and move in with your lips
> You win
FOLLOW THIS OP AND YOU WILL GET PUSSY!
>>60086518
24
No
Because I'm a functional human being.
18
No
Funny enough to bang a girl out of my league
20
yes
I'd rather stay at home, watch anime and movies I know I'll hate, shitposting, and crying.
The autism test came back negative, really amazed me.
24
No
I have an appearance and temperment that are considered attractive to most people
23
Yes
A combination of social retardation, being ugly and I've grown accustomed to my life
>feeling shame for being virgin
why? women were already released from their job. also men no long have to stuck to have power and trophy wife.
>>60086518
Jorge, stop this shit.
>>60086518
22
yes
my life is hell, i have no time for such things
22
Yes
Because master race
22 yes
I was a drug addict from age 15-21 and didn't care about sex at all, now I'm too busy trying to get my life together to worry about girls
>>60087128
This is actually an excelent advice. He even tought about the anxiety issue that can be easily dealt with alchool.
However, this plan has a flaw. This will get you one night stands but it won't get you intimacy, love and companionship...
19
yes
see flag
>>60087128
>Yes, sir!
18
Yes
I'm either too aggressive or to passive when approaching girls.
Also very scared of approaching boys, I've got a blowjob, though.
24
y
Grew up in an emotionally repressed family where even talking about girls would be the same as pulling my pants down and masturbating while taking a dump in front of everyone.
Thought I'd get one as soon as I'd left home, but I died inside somewhere along the way and became a shut-in neet with zero friends or hopes of ever moving out instead.
>>60089187
do you live in the countryside or in the city?
>>60089331
City. We're like one of 3 Swedish household left in this part of town.
24
yes
girls dont want anything to do with virgin after a certain age
>>60088935
I can totally relate with this.
We will make it
19
yes
bad at social situations but if it helps I made alot of progress when I turned 19
>>60086518
18
Kissless virgin
I was always weird so i repelled girls. I started lifting at 15 hoping to attract a mate. It didnt help at all. Ive given up at this point and have no interest in females.
>>60089753
How do you make a pic like this gringo?
23.
Yes.
No carnaval in the world could help me.
>>60089904
Some photoshop fuckery, I don't know how
>>60086518
25
Yes
22
Yes
I was homeschooled then commuted to college and now live with parents
>>60086518
24
Yes
Because I'm a loser that refuse to take responsibility for my life like the rest of you people ITT
21
yes
talk to girls fine and get opportunity but dont want to get intimate because im very insecure. And if a girl was to laugh at my body or penis i would literally jump out the window in the same moment
>>60090409
People will disappoint you and you them. You will embarrass yourself. You will be at the receiving end of mockery. This is life. It's not fun, but you get up and keep on going. Trying to avoid it will only create more misery than it potentially avoids.
>>60090580
i feel like its too late to do anything about it now
its pretty pathetic at this stage
24.
No, but I've been the last 3 years being celibate cause sex doesn't appeal to me anymore and I can't find a partner suited to my criteria.
Also, I don't find the problem about being a virgin, you have porn. Porn is better than women. This is not some crazy hate speech, I don't hate women. But porn gives men the power to stand against the monopoly of sexuality women hold since antiquity,
>>60086518
Seguro que eres un moro andaluz de mierda y por eso no te quiere nadie. Blanquea tus ojos con lejÃa para pasar por argentino, que igual asà ligas como un especimen exótico.
Y deja de llorar en cuatrochan, pusilánime.
Mystery age
yes
I dont know how to talk 2 grills and I cant decide if Im Muslim or not so idk if I should wait for marriage
>>60090651
You're 21 for god sake, it's practically nothing. Trust me, you're digging your own grave by trying to avoid unpleasantries. It's simply not possible to properly live without them, it's like trying to not get wet while swimming. Neither does it get better with age; at least it hasn't thus far for me.
>>60090819
>But porn gives men the power to stand against the monopoly of sexuality women hold since antiquity,
not really, the primal urges calls differently to everybody, mine never stops in my ceaseless torment of a life.
>>60086518
I am good looking and have a decent personality but I'm to scared to have sex because I only have a 4 inch erect penis.
>>60090986
t. Zhou
if this is not true than I am really, really sorry f am
if dubs we're all getting gfs
>>60091206
>>60091206
one job canada, one job
>>60091206
fuck you weedman
>>60090926
Just fap more.
>>60090926
I feel sorry for you, my muslim friend.
Being so attached to women only brings misery.
To abandon all desire of physical contact with females is to be your own master.
I'm writing a book on my method, I can send you a free copy.
23
yes
I'm saving myself for marriage and so should you
>>60091383
You'll probably get your balls kicked by a kangaroo before you can find a nice looking abo to fuck.
>>60086518
24
Yes
I have too much better shit to take care than urges to breed, also Im too picky for my tastes, I lose interest too easy and I dont want STD's. Seriusly getting a Gf is ez. Stop whinning and git gud.
Also, stupie frog poster.
>>60091374
Thats great, Being emotionally dependant on a 3rd person Is bad. Not exactly my pont of view, but is fine, I hope you deliver soon.
26
No
Because I have a slut fetish
>>60088995
This is strictly for picking up whores and sluts. No wait is looking to get fucked at a party.
23
Yes.
I'm good looking, like 8/10 at best, but I was raised to respect women too much. My family is also very religious so I grew up content with a boring life in which I barely go out and spend my entire weekend shitposting. I am also too smart/autistic from the average so I stay away from normies most of my time.
I only got to touch bare ass twice and boobs once. How pathetic am I?
>>60091487
No, lol, the book I'm refering to is about another method, not the single life style one.
It's a book about how to draw different types of cocks, a method on painting dicks. I can send you a copy too if you are interested in plastic arts.
>>60091060
Yeah I'm a white aussie I'll have to thank my dad sometime.
>>60089904
the best non-information i can give is that 4chan shrinks the size/information in the image when one scrolls, and then the full version is seen on requesting the more information heavy version upon clicking
then one chooses some pixels for one version and the rest for the more information-heavy version
>>60091206
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
>>60086518
27
Yes
My face literally looks like pic related and I'm autistic and mentally/socially retarded.
>>60090841
good luck fellow
figuring out ones religion is a touch tricky
cognitive dissonance helps, so i recommend telling yourself that the all-powerful-being is happy when people are happy, so if sex makes you happy, fuck away
>>60091562
people are often attracted to those with high intelligence
i think if you come across as sharp, then people will be attracted you
>>60091206
>local maple ruins everything
>>60091730
thx famalam Im already getting used to being a sinful hypocrite
>>60091206
A FUCKI- oh wait
25
yes
I avoid people
20
no
Online dating exists
Now I've got enough xp off shitty internet girls I just have to learn to start conversations irl. Gonna try get laid in my elective history class next semester.
>>60086518
21
yes
no social circle/usually avoidant
also not particularly attractive, but not enough that it'd hold me back from having sex if I actually had the opportunity to speak to girls in a reasonable context
23
yes
grew up in conservative household. wasn't very attractive in my teens and later 1 bad experience fucked me and now i view women in a worse light. i'm too picky and don't really consider having sex just to have sex, i am more interested in just finding a partner i could be intimate with and actually care about beyond sexual urges. due to life giving me the finger and having to take responsibility at a young age coupled with a bunch of traumas, this has proven really difficult for me so i've more or less given up and i'm not actively trying which i believe is always the key if you want something. most ppl dont get laid by coincidence.
i'm not an autist or ugly. people don't realize how many ppl that appear normie are actually virgins cause life turned out the way it did 4 them. and our retarded degenerate culture has made the entire thing shameful, especially as a male.
>tfw typical western girls consider you unattractive and an actual turnoff cause you aren't a pussy-carouselle that had sex with 10 whores before them
29
I've fucked 18 escorts, no STDs though, does that count?
>>60092117
Cont'd
Never had a real gf and I don't have any female friend.
>>60091600
Interesting, I bet that the guys at Loverslab will love it. Also nice dubs.
I shan't taint my temple with the foul wench's whores touch
>>60087128
This shit works guys. Girls are simple creatures.
>21
>yes
>fat, ugly, bald, hairy as a bear, manlet, antisocial, introvert, nerd and the list goes on...
>>60086518
24.
Yes.
Social anxiety disorder.
>>60092047
Cheer up, lad. You'll find someone some day or you'll end up doing it great by yourself, you seem a pretty capable guy, so don't be depressed.
>>60086518
29
No
I finally got a bit of confidence I suppose, it did not come naturally to me though
>>60092449
i'm not depressed but thanks anon. right now i'm doing really good as well, just doing literally what i want and it's working out just fine. as mentioned i need to be actively after it, and right now i'm more passionate about other things that will determine my future. surprizingly there are a lot of people like me out there.
>>60092557
I can absolutely relate. My dad asked me if there was someone special atm for me because he can see I am much more passionate about my job and my skills. I couldn't believe how uncomfortable and not natural that conversation was. I had to tell him to cut it out in a subtle way.
>>60086577
Literally Canadian me.
>>60092637
haha had that convo with my granny. i just told her that girls generally don't like my personality to get her off my back. she didn't buy it so i told her the truth and she actually encouraged me, lol. i will forward my late grandma's support and encourage you to also pursue and prioritize your passion if it gives you a brighter future, anon
flag
no
abandonment issues and bad influences, I was introduced to sex, drugs and alcohol when I was really young.
>19
>yes
>girls are not attracted to me anymore cause i am fat, 170 cm / 107 fucking kg.
even when i was skinnier i didn't have a gf, i wasn't ugly 8/10 fml ;-;
>30 kg in 1 year
20
yes
I'm fuck ugly with high standards
21
Basically tge same as this guy, I cant take criticism and eejection well at all.
>>60090409
19
Yes
I haven't ever tried to get a girlfriend or anything
>>60086518
20
yes
i'm fat, it's a shame cause my face isn't ugly and i'm charismatic as fuck. unfortunately i get shy as fuck around people who i don't already know.
Is there any virgin girl on int
24
no
been in a relationship for a long time
>tfw I'm one of the older people here
fuck I've been on 4chins since 2006, kill me lads
