remember edition
janny
maisie
Bit dangerous m8
https://i.imgur.com/rB3SOYg.jpg
hi how are you
Kyary
/cum/
>>60082214
cheese pizza do not click
>Just got back from a Japanese restaurant my friend took me too.
>All the servers were women
>Somehow they'd managed to find the 3 Japanese women in Britain and force them to work there
>they were all wearing sexualised Kimonos
nth for
it's a long way to tipperary
it's a long way to go
>Heats water in a microwave OP
Janny get the fuck in here and delet this.
>>60082242
W H E R E
H
E
R
E
NEED a loving gf
having a wee
>>60082242
are they chain restaurants? i'm interested
who /really angry right now/ here?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*boils a yank*
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-who-went-on-a-rape-tour-of-british-universities-is-jailed-a7053936.html
Ok which one of you faggots has her? Let her go.
>>60082214
I JUST DONATED MY LIFE SAVINGS, MY PARENTS CREDIT CARDS, TWO UNBORN BABIES AND MY LIVER TO BERNIE'S CAMPAIGN, MATCH ME
Business idea: leave /brit/ until the normans have gone to bed and the post rate is more comfy
Kyary
going asleep x
>>60082307
>dagenham
literally Caracas
is she colombian?
>>60082315
>batty boi can't keep up
>doesn't have the mental strength to match normie banter
ahh yes
>>60082293
>>60082275
http://www.miyakoteppanyaki.com/
fuck around with me tryna dodge bullets
>>60082307
Kek, was just about to post that. She's been culturally enriched.
>>60081896
Wanted to be with his own kind
This place is utter shit, I've wasted too much of my precious life here. Goodbye cunts, getting a gf.
>>60082357
hope you never wake up you stupid runt
>>60082128
you cunts are literally moving to fast
reposting this from the other thread
>post on /biz/
>im interested in finance and in the stock market so can be fun to browse
>find a topic that really interests me
>need to find out more about this one thing
>reply to a post that is 4 days old
>dont give a fuck, i need to know
>wait 1 week
>mm yes finally
>its a frog with the tender chicken meme
>>60082307
>>60082359
dagenham mentioned
IMPORTANT RESEARCH LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10346567
http://www.strawpoll.me/10346567
http://www.strawpoll.me/10346567
>>60082307
>dresses like that
Probably OD'd in an alley.
>>60082357
night x
Sure hope I don't go out doing some trife shit like lil Tray
Sure he didn't have life insurance, his mom's still paying out of pocket for weave but yo he had lean on deck x
>dagenham, nottingham
very impressive
>>60082402
easier said than done, also if you go you wont recognise the memes and nobody will reply to your posts anymore, so you will have no gf and no (You)s also, be very careful
new fetish
>>60082402
*deploys anti normie measures*
>>60082443
yes
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>60082376
>birmingham
nah your alri
>>60082472
>die AfD...
>>60082307
Jesus Lithuania too soon.
>>60082472
uh oh, jerries at it again
hate communism or anything left-leaning in principal, but love Lenin-themed things
crank is such a fucked up film
>30% of people here have NO close friends
>>60082449
The thing is I don't want recognise memes, it's all too pointless. I've already wasted two years of my life here, all for what? KEV?
>>60082450
If it keeps me away from here thanks.
>>60082422
>posting 7-10
all you runts should be rounded up and disposed of
*explodes from anger*
>>60082554
proof?
>>60082532
lenin wasn't even russian
>>60082214
>>60082313
Can someone tell me why donating all their money will help him win? I don't really understand how it works desu, doesn't he get a ton of exposure anyway?
>>60082566
*annexes Bavaria*
>>60082532
I have a thing for Stalin myself.
cat just scared the heck out of me
forgot we had a catflap
silly me x
THEY CALL ME RORKE
THEY CALL ME RA-SHEED
THEY CALL ME FOY
THEY CALL ME FONT
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
THAT'S NOT MY NAME
just crawled through some mugs catflap
>>60082359
>>60082383
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>>60082424
>>60082554
hahaha that'll be me, at it again, what a madman I am
>>60082615
awful
not even topical
we're i n here >>60074573
Honestly with I had a gf*
*I'M NOT A NORMIE
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
>>60082621
what species is this
haven't wanked in 2 days
>You missed out on young love
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake...
>>60082621
that file name
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might try switching to emacs
>>60082652
would think you'd be an expert on this by now 2bh
>>60082667
fuck off I told you to stop infecting this board commie shithead mug
>>60082621
REEEEEEEEE
DELET THIS
>>Be Nigerian from moderately rich family.
>>But not so rich by first world standards.
>>Dad asks where I want to go for my one life trip outside of Nigeria.
>>See /int/ and /tv/ threads about how white women like black cock.
>>Ask to go to Europe.
>>Try hitting on women.
>>They look disgusted whenever I try.
>>Go to Poland/Russia for the last part of the trip.
>>They actually call me a monkey and one Russian girl even threw a banana at me.
>>Come back with a massive case of blue balls and frustration.
>>60082621
His fat distribution is weird, holds so little in his face and neck
>>60082626
Right age for enrichment too.
>>60082689
thanks
you too :3
family guy/simpsons crossover on itv2 +1 lads
do you ever look at really old women and wonder if they used to be fit
>>60082641
>tfw kpop has taken a firm grasp of four chins
Would you lads recommend using eharmony's Japanese section to get a qt Nip gf?
>>60082652
>45 year old twink on grindr
Enjoy AIDs, or being raped by a gang of men and AIDs
>>60082563
>group of 4 tight course m8s
>1 friend from childhood
>1 friend from halls
>girlfriend
>>60082706
>>60082667
>Chihuahua
>>60082739
I approve of this post
finished sunshine
*deletes it*
I guess you could say she's gone
>>60082707
something about hormone leves
>berkshire
more like bark shite
tights
??
>>60082725
yeah??????//
/brit/? more like /shit/.
>>60082757
*deploys anti runt measures*
>>60082667
Remember your Irish and Swiss bros.
>>60082777
will berkshire ever recover from this post
Kpop?
>>60082597
it doesn't
>>60082798
I love stomping runts tbqh
>>60082798
bit like a rat poisoning itself there lad
>>60082815
nah
Arselozenge
>Nothumberland
had enough of you twats for one day
night night
(hope you all die while I'm unconscious)
>>60082771
Love it when a plan comes together
>tfw will never satisfy a woman with my tiny 7" cock
where can I pick up a helium canister lads, do they sell them on garage forecourts?
>>60082703
>>60082761
pirate fags
>>60082815
*chiki cha*
new top gear is literally re.ddit
anyone for enfo's team survival or wintermaul?
>>60082880
good night lad x
need some gay porn recommendations
>2016
>carrying cash
do people actually unironically do this
>>60082621
wouldnt mind givin them a squeeze x
>>60082815
DONG
O
N
G
Housemate has been moaning almost non stop for an hour now
Might have to do a wank myself if she doesn't stop
>>60082808
i always do it
>>60082920
your dad
Lads if you spunked in Tracer and she did that go back in time ability what would happen to your spunk, would it go back into your dick and balls or what
>>60082943
your sick
>>60082926
I genuinely don't understand why cash hasn't been banned yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7hHx7gdN68
This place is too quiet.
>>60082225
>>60082226
>>60082242
>>60082275
>>60082284
>>60082295
>>60082315
>>60082357
>>60082380
>>60082450
>>60082564
>>60082566
>>60082589
>>60082615
>>60082628
>>60082649
>>60082663
>>60082689
>>60082739
>>60082742
>>60082765
>>60082771
>>60082815
Why is there so many fucking weirdos ITT? even more than normal
look at this fucking picture
now that's a good looking doggo
>>60082926
I prefer to 2bh, easier to keep track of
>>60082957
delete this
just hacked first choice lads so i get a free holiday
where to
>>60082973
just the one mate, its all me
I don't really get the whole vapourwave aethetic or sound.
The 90s wasn't like that.
It's more like the 80s.
>>60082984
cornwall
>>60082926
I only carry my cash in a bag like pic related
ironicaly of course
>>60082973
u r the weirdo
>>60082953
just give her the eye and then plop it out in front of her
>>60082973
all me
>>60082984
do you have a method?
>>60082943
>>60082973
all him
>>60082975
Xie prefers the term doge you shitlord
>>60082984
the slammer
>>60083007
a e s t h e t i c
>>60083022
are you the twenty seven years old poster??
24 year old virgin here
can anyone beat that?
Good night
*starts singing*
>>60082984
action packed trip to detroit
>bitch neighbour that blasts music had police called on her last night
>she curses out the peaceful family in the morning and continues to blast even louder
She's actually a psychotic woman-child. Reckon I should back these people up and put in a call so she gets into some shit?
>>60083081
155?
>>60083095
go to /lat/, and colombians will beat you
>>60083104
good night my friend
sleep tight
have dreams of kpop
>>60083095
28 here haha
>>60083095
27 year old virgin NEET addicted to benzos here
>>60083121
fuck her up
>>60083019
no i made it up
just give show me pretty pictures of other countries
>>60082975
Argie Dogo would make mincemeat of a rottie.
>>60083022
Ya te he visto en unas threads de /brit/. Eres británico o un extranjero que quiera mejorarte?
>>60083122
155 is from uruguay
legit just realised it's over for good
>ywn see her again
Just in case anyone needed further confirmation, I just saw x men at the cinema and everyone applauded afterwards.
It's a real thing lads
America is a strange place
who /babyroach/ here?
>>60083189
FONT
not your blog, fuck off back to facebook
>>60083081
that's cristian, right?
>>60083135
Uhm
I don't listen to kpop
le 155>>60083081
ajkajkKAj
>>60083121
Slash her tires or put a brick through her window, fuck calling the law
just can't play games that require concentration this late at night
really should get back into reading. used to be a voracious one.
>>60083177
>>60082960
good question lad
>>60083200
Wtf? I hate Xmen now.
>>60083121
Call taxis to her house every hour o the hour. If there is a take out you particularly dont like call her take out food to her house at random esrly hours.
But only if you dislike the take out because it fucks with them, too
watching good will hunting
>>60082926
>not keeping spare money in your sock ICE
>>60083213
yeah
>>60083216
well it's not to late
watched forrest gump
GREAT film
>>60083269
hahaha
Really need to bust in a qt again soon, risky business but it's been too long
>>60082998
mm nah the black guys fucks each other more than they fuck the white guy
dont ask me how i know
>>60083260
im watching meet the fockers
*plugs toaster in*
pffff-hahahahHAHAHA....
*drops it into the aussie runt tank*
>>60083281
good film
not like Birdman or big lebowski
>>60083264
post rong butt
>>60083289
HOUSEKEEPER
>>60083223
>3 extra flags
wow
>>60083282
cristian is a rightist pedophile-zoophilic who always make shitty """oc"""
starting to think I have erectile dysfunction at 20 haha
porn was a mistake lads
>>60083168
Am literally across the road from her and it's loud and clear. If it continues tonight I definitely will.
>>60083221
t.jamal
>>60083259
Lel would be funny but I won't waste anyones time like that. Don't know anyone that deserves it.
>>60083310
Birdman was shit but Big Lebowski isn't terrible IMO
Whiplash was SHIT
>>60083324
he got bullied out of AGDG
>>60083177
No, I'm Colombian.
Give me a cool, slightly obscure film to watch.
Got a pretty a e s t h e t i c fish lads
>>60083332
it's not too late lad
give fapping/porn a break for a month
>>60083332
France was a mistake
>>60083317
this post is just rong
>>60083332
i bet youve seen some good shit
>>60083354
si eres ese fracasado hahahaah
>>60083352
whiplash was alright but pretentious dogshit like birdshit
big lebowski was literal fucking dogshit I dont know what the fuck the director was thinking
*readies anti-runt armament systems*
>>60083343
Nah I'm about as white as it gets, that's just the most satisfying feeling thing you can do for yourself short of the cigarette afterwards.
Getting down with my faggot side lids. No bully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34icYC8zA0
captain america must be the shittest film I 've seen for ages
ever use a word then realise you can't define it then look it up and you're using it in the right situation instinctively? feels a bit odd
>>60083332
I got with a girl yesterday and couldn't maintain an erection. I don't know what to do, I can't get maintain it, it just goes floppy unless I'm wanking myself at the right tempo.
Fuck sake, kys gone bed but I think I've found one of his posts in an archive from 2012
little slice of history right here
>>60083359
did that woman on the bicycle fart? lel
>>60083433
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>>60083399
shut the fuck up you fat cunt
*squeals loudly*
>>60083373
I want to smell it
>>60083395
Nah, Whiplash was just completely unrealistic and terrible
Birdman was pretentious bullshit
Big Lebowski was strange but had its moments, plus I'm partial to anything with Steve Buscemi desu
would you rather be ugly or a manlet
when was the last time you went swimming?
>>60083433
Can't wear a rubber for that reason 2bh, ruins it for me until I take it off.
>>60082626
romford mentioned
How do i look lads??...could i pass as local in your country??
>>60083412
>watching super hero films
>>60083429
>it's another philistine that thinks dictionaries are how we learn about words
>>60083483
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>>60083429
literally find new english words everyday because of 4chan
see mexicans and russians and shit use words I've never heard of before, really annoys you
>>60083249
Also some woman spent 5mins explaining to her daughter about stranger danger, cos she had to get butter for her giant bag of popcorn. Just don't get the butter if you're that worried...
the USA is foreign as fuck
They did a guided tour where the main attraction was a real "hundred year old house"
My nan is older than that
>>60083401
>Slash her tires or put a brick through her window, fuck calling the law
>I'm about as white as it gets
no
>>60083365
might actually try that over the next 2 weeks see how it goes
am i still allowed some doujins though since they mostly use the imagination
>>60083433
it's because when all you do is masturbate, you get comfortable with it and then when you happen to get with a girl, it puts you out of your comfort zone. then it all goes down hill. it's all in your head though, just stop wanking, relax and just enjoy yourself.
made my dinner lads
>>60082696
no
>>60083354
Me gustan las chicas colombianas. Voy a follarlas cuando me voy a tu pais....di a ellas que estará mas facil si no resistan >.>
>>60083300
We don't have to, we can see your flag.
>>60083466
of course manlet because I already am one haha
>>60083429
>>60083499
lel, dumbos
>>60082696
good lad
>>60083522
TYNT
>>60083014
Mate you're from Germany, you can't be talking.
>>60083513
no 3d porn
no touching your penis
>>60083497
never thought that lad, my diction is quite good formally. just weirds me out sometimes that my brain subconsciously remembers these things.
>>60083507
actually thought you were replying to my other post at >>60083289
Either way talking to cops is a bitch move senpai, don't outsource your business
>>60083530
worst apink desu
>>60083534
> I put my thumb up Colombian qts
>>60083534
jajajAja hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>60083585
t. jamal
average cornish "city"
is poleaboo still banned?
I want to ask him something
>>60083603
>watch Simpsons rerun
>find myself sexually attracted to Homer
