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Why does everyone hate our candy?


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Why does everyone hate our candy?
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>>60076240
I really hate the bar but I like hershey´s kisses for some reason.
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It tastes like shit famalam
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I like hersheys to be honest, oreos are good oto.

lucky charms was overrated though, the way Americans talk about it I expected the marshmallows to be like a beautiful religious experience, it was just standard sweet breakfast cereal.
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>puke in chocolate
>defend it
You truly cannot make this up.
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American chocolate is bitter. They basically add something to it to make it taste like vomit.

Source: BBC, QI, Stephen Fry
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>>60076240
I've been used to not eating puke chocolate
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>>60076391
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>Candy
I will never get over it.
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>>60076240
>Hershey's developed a process that allowed them to use less-than-fresh milk. It's a trade secret what the process is, but it resulted in butyric acid being created, which gave Hershey's its (unique at the time) flavour.

Disgusting desu.

>>60076832
This.
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>>60076240
>let's produce a shitty cheap chocolate and say that's a good one
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I going to have to agree with europeans. The quality is bad and it is too oily and sugary. Yes, even chocolate can be too sweet. It is basically a sugar bar instead of chocolate. Though the white chocolate chip hershey bar is good.
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Wait...

Euros don't like Hershey bars?

B- But why?
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>>60076240
>The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially caca lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, which stabilizes the milk from further fermentation. This flavor gives the product a particular sour, "tangy" taste, to which the US public has come to associate with the taste of chocolate, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.[1]

>Butyric acid is present in, and is the main distinctive smell of, human vomit.[8]

Because it literally, unironically, objectively tastes like puke.
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>>60080183
We have taste.
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>>60080287
>to which the US public has come to associate with the taste of chocolate, to the point that other manufacturers often add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.
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I've eaten a Hershey bar and it tasted like puke seriously.
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>>60076240

Because we have Cadbury's
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>>60076240

Hershey's dark choc is pretty good actually. I despise the white choc, though. It's just way too sweet.
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>>60076240
Can't talk much about american candy in general.
But I do know that our own chocolate is superior.
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>>60076240
candy sucks
sugar sucks
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>americans eat chocolate made with spoiled milk
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>>60076240
I've never tried it. I've read that there's puke-aroma in there though.
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>>60080491
This is true.
We even improved Oreo
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>>60076240
success breeds jealousy

150+ years since America invented modern chocolate and you can't name a single brand of eurasian chocolate
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>>60080491
>that decayed tooth
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>>60080575
it has the butyric taste that European butter has
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What would chocolate be without salty licorice filling?
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>>60080620

it's good for you that you think American chocolate is excellent. My country makes plasticy, black shit cakes, so if I ever become a genetic dead end like you, I wouldn't have anything to hold on to or pretend to be part of.
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>>60080491
>those teeth
Yikes
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>>60080755
This is why Finland is not allowed to rule the world.
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>>60080491

When I was in Norway I basically lived off that stuff. The bubbly kind that would melt in your mouth was the best. Norge candy is bretty good desu.
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>>60080788
>>60080671
Holy shit I just noticed that.

Apparently the picture is from an article about candy eating and tooth decay
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>>60080855
Long live meme-soldiers.
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>>60076240
I can't say anything good about it.
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>>60080855
We the fuck is that royal guard sitting on a bench in what looks the palace park, flirting with a woman in his parade uniform?

As a sergeant who have previously been serving in the HMKG I'm severely triggered and want to find this little shit.
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>>60080855
Stratos and this is god-tier indeed.
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Once you've tried Cadbury you can't really eat anything else
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>>60081073
is this from this years performance?

Absolutely disgraceful.
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>>60080615

We have that one too.

>>60080755

Oh my god noooo.
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We are making these now, is that american candy ?
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>>60080755
Is the licorice liquid or firm?
Because liquid licorice is the worst, while firm licorice is the best.
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>>60081197
Yep, poor guy messed up and embarrassed himself on live TV.
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>>60076240
Because it tastes like shit
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>>60081146
superior
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>>60081173
Probably my favorite American chocolate company
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>>60081320
Nestlè chocolate tastes bad though.
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>>60081173
Cadbury is fucking shit
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>>60080755
Hell yeah
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>>60081320

This is even better.

>>60081370

Drumroll

Cant believe a fake cheese company was allowed to buy one of the worlds greatest brands.
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>>60081452
When were you in Norway?
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>>60076240
Because ours is better
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>>60081127

Yeah, I was sitting near the Palace watching them change guard. After this guy got off duty and they marched back to their little shack this guy come out to chat up his gf. Thought it was odd so I snapped a picture, thought he would at least take his hat off first.

>>60081146
That's the one, Shit's so cash.
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outta my way, plebs
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>>60076240
They are just tsundere about it.
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>>60076832
Yes, it's a chocolate.
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>>60081575

about 2 years ago. I spent 2 days in Oslo on my way to Bergen. Ill be back this summer.
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>>60081626
>thought he would at least take his hat off first.
No that would be an even worse offence since a soldiers head should always be covered outside in the open.
It's something that has its roots from Christianity.

Of course it's not that strict in combat zones.
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>>60081766
Too bad, I would've loved to make his life miserable for the reminder of his conscription.
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>>60081801

They should give you guys less gay hats then.
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>>60081888
Changing the fundamental design of the traditional parade uniform is bad, mixing parts from other uniforms are even worse.

Also the hats have a funny side effect in the rain
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