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Ssssh Duterte is asleep
/brit/
>>60059836
he should dislike mosqueitoes 2bh
daily reminder that if you dont want to give your personal information and all conversations to the faggot jew zuckeberg
you must use chinese WECHAT instant messaging
>>60060064
>t. Wu Zei Feng
>>60059808
1.) Donovan
2.) Schierke
3.) Corkus
>>60059894
lgbt/10
>>60060138
blacked_swordsman/10
>>60059649
I wish I was those girls who had bf to hold on to when I get cold in the cinema
Are sex tourists still welcome under Duterte?
>>60060064
Messenger for family and business
Wechat for lewd convos
>im in a coffeehouse right now with fubu
What manga/LN/vn are you reading atm ?
I'm going through 4 volumes of Seisun no Omniyouji just finished chapter 1
>>60061328
He's the only mayor in the country that allows prostitutes. He ordered the police not to arrest them.
He says it's a "health issue", rather than illegal.
>>60061592
Manga: Deathtopia and Kono S o Mi yo
VN: Root Double
>>60060048
You have me :3
>>60061866
yes I do
I'm going to bed now.
Bye guys~
>>60062079
I remembered you said you are good at housework. Can I see your room please :3
>>60062131
Everyone but you and Flipchan are girls here
>>60062160
I can describe it to you,I have space for 2 in my bed
>>60062322
So can I see a photo of it?
>>60062219
Fug, I meant boys ;__;
>>60062381
its better to play around with you like this
>>60062572
It's better I don't see your messy room I guess
>ateneo high school graduate
>Ust archi grad
>drives
>cute twinky
>funny
Lord, im just asking for a decent adobo but you gave me a roast beef. Thanks, JC!
>>60062664
I want to clean your dirty mind
>>60063010
You'll after showing me how tidy your room is
>>60062781
C-Can I have some roast beef too?
>>60063093
Can't share sorry. Better content yourself with your indon slave.
>>60063093
meet me at Recto at right now,I'll take you home and you can see for yourself
>>60063093
Sauce
>>60059836
His decision to put the scumbag Marcos into the heroes graveyard Made me turn against him desu what a stupid and shameful decision.
>>60063694
It's a fucking corpse. Get over it, atleast he's not doing some stupid shit like putting Marcos on his cabinet.
>>60063197
Indon chan is not a slave baka ;___;
>>60063335
Show a pic of where you are now then :3
>>60063452
I got it from /a/..sorry ;___;
Try google image search
S
>>60064063
I can tell you where I want to be though,next to you
>>60064045
They should get over putting him there in the first place.
He will probably give Marcos a position. Such cancer
>>60064121
I don't see any reason giving him that burial other than self serving pride aswell.
Might as well burn his corpse and throw it in the Phil sea
>>60064102
Noooo, pic of room now ;____;
>>60062219
I'm a jewish girl though.
>>60060064
You implying we like chinks more than jews?
>TFW every niggeri knows use whatsapp
>>60064448
It's ok if you are cute :3
wakey wakey wageslavey
sucky sucky wagecucky
I'M ABOUT TO DIE
>>60067247
rip in peace
>>60067247
Rockon, shojio!
I've used a hookah before
I, Flipbong suck negro penis before
I smell butthurt
>>60075668
My butt is hurt after getting pegged by a qt girl :3
>>60075909
i'll go to this ball and find pure qts to pegg :P
>>60076958
You'll be watching bulls peg
>>60077315
b-baka all the ladies will be impressed by my huge pucci
>>60078374
No one would.
Puccis are meant to be small and tight.
monolog gan?
>>60078775
tul
I wanna punch whoever invented monday.
>>60078523
I'm into Lauren Southern
+hot
+part of a radical centrist
+hates feminist
+identifies herself as an attack helicopter
-libertarian
>>60079804
kun
>>60080010
hahahaha
>>60079998
>-libertarian
Let's see how you like it if I keep you in my bedroom for a year against your will. When I release you, you'll become a libertarian
>>60080069
ahahahah
>>60080106
b-b-baka it's not like I want to get hold down against my will or anything that's kidnapping >_<
>>60080340
But you are not a libertarian. That means if the government locks you in a cell against your will and get a thousand negros to rape you, they hadn't violated any of your rights.
Just as I keep you in my room against your will. Hey, at least I won't let a thousand negros gangbang you.
>>60080758
>>60080340
>>60080106
Uhh, sakurahime....
You do realize you're being a little too creepy on him, right~?
>ERP
>LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
>>60081018
I'm only showing him how non libertarianism is like
>>60081062
>LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
what did he mean by this
dudad duraridad duraridad
Selamat pagi
>>60082853
PAGI COEG
I know that the further south you go in the southern hemisphere the colder it gets. Why isn't there as many countries known for snow or winter in the southern hemisphere then?
>>60082853
Selamat pagi
>>60082853
S
E
L
A
M
A
T
P
A
G
I
>>60083142
how dumb can you be?
have you seen the southern hemisphere?
try looking at a map before you ask another dumb question
>>60083682
You don't know the answer too proxy?
memek gue sedang membasah gan
wkwkwkwkwk
>>60083767
Clearly I have to spell it out for you, stupid cunt.
>>60083682
>>60084017
Why are you so angry?
>>60084017
Does it snow there?
>>60084072
because we're all going to die in the end and our life's have no purpose
>black """"people""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWnOes3wQiM
>>60084229
2deep4me senpai
>>60084229
>Australia in charge of next level funposting
How about you try to be more productive and post kawaii animu grills instead
>>60085407
>singapore in charge of being "South East Asian"
>actually chink
hmm...
>>60085771
>australia in charge of being multicultural
>actually chink
wew
what should I do today /asean/?
I've got lots of money and no interest in spending my day with other people
so tell me, how would you spend your day if you can do anything?
>>60086079
kill yourself
I want to eat up a cute /asean/'s butt!
>>60086354
That's kinda gross.
YAWA!!! Sky Cable is shit.
Imma gonna miss the episode of Game of Thrones.
Tangina naman Famila.
>These are just fap material dude, don't read to much into the story.
So this is how people lost their soul
>>60086941
What did the Lopez oligarch do?
>>60059836
Hello everyone! I created a thread on /his/ and was wondering if you guys would post Austronesian stuff >>1212168
>>60086941
torrent
>>60087305
We got no signal to most of our channels except the fucking cooking channel. Fuack!!! I ranted on my twitter about them.
>>60087595
Links pls ;__;
ok since the smart kikejews have finally pulled the plug on unlisurf and because globe is also bad...
saan pwedeng makabili ng LTE sim ng Sun Cellular? (yung wlang ksamang pocket wifi device, meron na kasi ako) balita ko meron pa daw unlisurf doon e
/deadsean/
>>60088156
Just go any smart/sun store ask for it.
It's just 75pesos i think.
My friend usually buy hacked sim in Recto. Those cost 1500 but has unlimited data but can't be used to call and text.
what did he mean by this?
>>60087518
It's on /his/, how do I like connect it to here?
>>60088326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxzlER8ctHI
>>60086354
I wonder, how do you indonesians managed to post in 4chan? wasn't your IP banned by 4chan?
>>60088430
>>60088438
Thanks you too :3
For anyone wondering what Philippines is like, it looks like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nZFUudHnlg
>>60088326
Ugly brown monkey
>>60088590
They are blocking 4chan.org but not boards.4chan.org. Shit is weird
>>60089004
what ? 4chan.org just fine in here
>>60089156
Im using Indihome
>>60089206
>using jews provider internet
>>60089004
im pretty sure it's just a DNS block
go change your DNS to google's (8.8.8.8)
>>60090061
Im already using google's dns
>>60090234
test
>>60090234
test
Sinocentric cuck get the fuck off my /his/ post.
Magandang hapon
>>60086354
>"""Water""" in butt.
Tfw for the next 3 days I'll be eating scrambled eggs.
Feels bad being a poorfag
>>60088989
t. slightly less ugly and brown monkey
>>60091124
>poor
>having food everyday
nigga you dont know the meaning of poor
>>60091124
mix it with sriracha or sambal
its not a meal if its not spicy
>>60091357
>its not a meal if its not spicy
Magandang tanghali
i lyk me goreng, /asean/ lyk me goreng, do u lyk me goreng ?
>>60092327
i lyk me goring its veree yumi
>>60090380
Salamat po para sa banderang rehiyonal
Bihira po ang Pinoy na bandila
>>60092327
memek goreng
>>60092327
yeah I like pancit
kekkaroo http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/568020/news/world/indonesian-villagers-mistook-sex-toy-for-angel
good morning
test
>>60094093
test 2
>>60094116
test 3
SALAMAT POGI
Hello friends.
You guys make me want to kill myself.
>>60094344
why don't you?
cancer
>>60094419
I have a wife and kids.
>>60094419
How can you say that? What if he really does it? Wouldn't that be hard on you?
hey flipgirl,
are you still a virgin
seven little numbers baby they could be a start
what's your dick size?
>>60094701
Big
>>60094701
13 cm erect
>>60094467
I asked what reason they haven't done it, I wasn't telling them to do it
>What if he really does it? Wouldn't that be hard on you?
no
>>60094889
same desu
>>60094810
for who?
>>60094701
19cm
>>60094989
U U U U
>>60094701
17 cm is that enough to hurt an asean girl
>>60095063
not enough, mine is 300 cm
>>60095076
You are not funny.
>>60095034
hoax
>>60095100
lel
>>60095102
i've posted proof in /asean/ before senpai, that was a mistake.
It's like ERP version of honey attracting bees
not going to make that mistake again
>>60095161
tukang ngapusi ora dikembuli
>>60094701
small asian mouths were meant to suck the biggest white cocks
how do you measure your dickl
>>60095431
>I use pic related and bring the metallic bottom part to the base of the top of my dick without pushing it into the stomach
pretty sure this is the correct way in most scientific measurements
amerifats like to push it into the pelvic bone though cause they're fat and muh extra inch
hehehehe
>>60095229
This.
butthurt chinks
>>60095869
> t. weeaboo
>>60095869
>69
No.
>>60059836
FUCKING CHINK ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>60096771
>/pol/
>>60096746
Origins of indogs.
>>60096771
yes we offer a niche market for white sex tourists
>>60096955
hey bby
u wan sum fuk?
>>60096771
>ghanaweb
instead of jews this is how media will look like if run by niggers... daily beastality
>Indorangutanesia
>>60097058
>data cap friendly.jpg
cheers cunt
>>60096978
Looks like average SEA girl desu
Indognesia, Asutralia, and Mongrelia are bitch countries.
>>60097131
t. sillypenis
tell me about singapore
>>60097195
chink country with malay song as their national anthem
>>60097282
isnt all asia chink
>>60097303
no are you stupid
>>60097195
>Jakarta, Indonesia
>Manila, Philippines
>Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
>Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
>Hanoi, Vietnam
>Naypyidaw, Myanmar
>Vientiane, Laos
>Singapore, China
>>60097330
squinty chink
>>60097343
yes i know theyre chinese
>>60096771
wow,I didn't know furries existed as far as in SEA
>>60097463
>didn't know furries exist in SEA
>>60097343
whooaaaaaaa
>>60097463
ignorance is bliss anon
>Gonna light some fireworks later~
>>60097955
アラーフ アクバル 僕達の友達。
Where did everyone go?
>>60099134
I'm still here Malaysia
how is your night?
I'm about to watch a movie "The Purge(2013)" idk if it's any good
>>60099194
Nothing notable, just got back from work.
>>60099134
right here
>>60099227
what's your work?
Just got back from Baguio lads, AMA
>>60099268
Well technically I'm still in training, it will be IT related but I'm not sure which department they will place me.
>>60099311
should i cheat on my gf? i'm getting on with her bestfriend supposedly tonight and she promised me to do her raw with a creampie.
>>60099324
t. call centre employee
>>60099395
Probably, wish me luck.
>>60099431
>tfw first time watching porn
>>60099380
>do her raw with a creampie
you should never turn that down desu
especially because Philippines probably has no laws forcing you to pay child support
there's nothing more satisfying than filling a girl up with your cum
>>60099468
well we've been fucking behind my gf's back for quite some time now but only with protection
>>60099380
you should do a quicksave, or do eroges have that kind of feature?
>>60099380
r-rude
>>60099493
>should I cheat on my gf
>well we've been fucking behind my gf's back for quite some time now
spoken like a true flip
>>60099468
we do in the “Anti-Violence Against Women and their Children Act of 2004“. R.A. 9262
>>60099502
no quicksave irl, too bad
i was half joking m9, don't worray. pls send strawberry jam
>>60099552
Why do people do this?
>>60099552
she asked for it, she sucked my dick first.
i am a man before i was anybody's boyfriend.
>>60099580
You mean lying on internet?
>>60099580
Flips seem to always have cheating relationships, I never met a Flip yet that didn't cheat during their relationship
>>60099602
clearly you don't love your gf if you go fuck another girl, lust does not equal love you stupid catholic repressed faggot
>>60097463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORty-Q418u8#t=31m47s
FUCK THIS SHIT DUOPOLY OF PLDT AND AYALA'S GLOBE
TFW 3MBPS
>>60099580
>>60099652
Flips even fuck pussies infested with STD
It doesnt matter to us most powerful race
>>60099867
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
>>60099564
yeah where do you live lad, I have tons of them
>>60099889
Give me some too fampie I live in Tondo
>>60099889
Penge naman sa usb ko pre
>>60099925
>Tondo
no I don't want to get shanked
>>60100059
wew :(
>>60059836
>My working hours will be from 1 pm to 12 am
I hope you guys are still awake during Real Duterte Hours
From a scale of 1 to 10, how hard is it for an average asean to learn moonspeak? I've been thinking about getting a language course lately.
>>60100562
if you're legit flip then its harder than english since its not latin-based.
>>60100562
>how hard is it for an average asean to learn moonspeak?
very hard. you should have trained your tongue to be fluent on east asian languages
FINALLY TEKKEN 7 TO BE RELEASED ON PC
I havent played Tekken games outside of 5 on my friends house
>>60100296
>1 pm to 12 am
Drug pusher hours
ipa DDS na yan at ipa NBI kay tulfo
>>60100715
hehe cute pic
>>60100562
why moonspek when you can force gooks to speak engrish and laugh at them fail
>DOG IS HARAM REEEEEEEEEE
Fuck muslim
>>60100562
easy if you work for Mr.Huang
>>60100814
if you're feeling hatred for Islam, just find a pig's head and dump it in some public toilet
>re
I wish /asean/ politics is entertaining like the west
>>60100814
>eating dog
that's worse 2bh
>>60088590
>wasn't your IP banned by 4chan?
It's actually other way around.
All mobile providers are already block 4chan, only some cable ISPs doesn't.
>Using Google DNS
>Using certain Cable ISP
>Using VPN (very small chance, unless you pay for it maybe)
>Buying 4chin pass
That's the only possibilities.
>>60100987
our politics is already interesting seeing that we elected "Trump of the East"
>>60100987
We shift alliances like we just change underwear
http://suhubdy.com/blog/?p=649
silly indog proud never achieved something
just let chink rule this country, we will make indonesia great again
>>60101191
>We shift alliances like we just change underwear
So, never?
>>60101386
t. Wai Chong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
what did he mean by this?
>Flips are so ugly they literally ask to be impregnated by a white cock.
>>>/pol/75535318
>>60100987
>libertarians
more like Somalia
>>60101386
t. zheng xiao wuo
>>60101090
*south east
Learn your place shitskin
>>60101458
>/pol/
So tell me: when the fuck is Duterte gonna turn the Philippines into Singapore and if so, how long time do you think it will take him?
How long will it take to clean up Tondo?
>>60101522
Southeast is still on the East
>>60101560
t. Manny Enrique Herndadez Fernando Consuela Jiminez
>>60101577
Phillipines will never be like Singapore. Too many low IQ shitskin mud monkeys in the population to have order.
>>60101386
Chink already ruled this country economically. And this country is still shit. What's your point?
>>60101577
Singapore is just a sub-standard of being a great nation like the Philippines.
>>60101577
never he Doesn't care about developing that area
he will leave that to the oligarch politicians that worked for Arroyo. its like back to zero again
>>60101712
Fillipino living conditions, truly something first world countries strive for.
>tfw not Fillipio
>tfw not brown skinned slum monkey
kill me lads
>>60101386
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/children-china-climb-2500-foot-cliff-get-school-stairs-bamboo-a7054811.html
Why dont you start by helping your chink friend in mainland?
>>60101838
Don't generalize all flips
Mindanao is where our war veterans
Visayas is where our intellectuals
And Luzon is where our poor slums and slaves
no fap ramadan is next week lads
are you ready to spam asean with le ebin gotta go fast meme xd?
>>60101560
muh abo
>>60099925
Do you seriously live in Tondo? I heard that place is a shithole. Or, are there decent, affluent parts?
>>60101577
>believing this maymay
>>60102019
muh indog
>>60101980
>Fillipino intellectuals
Also, there's poor and slums everywhere in your country. It's part of the rich Fillipino culture like eating chicken fetuses. Don't deny your heritage Enrique.
Pic related slums in Manila your Capitol """"""City""""""""
>>60101981
Jokes on you, I fap at night.
>>60101078
Isn't using VPN a bannable offense around here? I got banned for a few weeks when I unknowingly used my Opera browser's newly built VPN service just lately.
holy kek
it's happening it's happening
turn on your tv now
>>60102182
>nknowingly used my Opera browser'
kill yourself
>>60102214
I don't have a tv
>you will never have the true Fillipino experience to bathe in sewage and garbage, having used razor blades and hypodermic needles tickle your skin as you dive face down into your own mothers fecal matter.
Kill me lads
>>60102104
Ciliwung river before Ahok era
>>60102022
there are at least two of us living in tondo m8, why does this surprise you
>>60102236
imagine the smell
>>60102214
what is habbening
>>60102236
Well it builds immunity
>>60102261
I thought you guys were just memeing! What with the whole let's meet up in Tondo so I can shank you thing. What is it like living there?
>>60101980
Visayas are still ouir slave capital sadly
>>60102281
Pinoy pride! All Flips get used to it for a young age, trained in the harshest conditions to master this national sport dubbed as "rubbage rafting".
To most flips the smell and sight of garbage reminds them of home. I've heard stories of Flips traveling overseas and sleeping inside dumpsters outside the hotels they booked!
>>60102446
do you seriously believe him
>>60102503
their powerful genetics stop them from getting diseases
>>60102503
I don't get it, why swim in garbage?
>>60101981
>No Fap Ramadan
>No Fap for a month
Must be suffering
>>60101981
>tfw you will never buka puasa with ilani
>>60102446
>What is it like living there?
like bags of sand
we even have a SM mall in Tondo along Tayuman.
>>60102563
You can fap at night.
I will not vote for Ahok lads, fuck reddit
>>60102563
>no fapping for a month
>sperm itching to be released
>month later
>fap
>climax
>shout "AHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAH"
>>60102509
Yes. If he's lying, anyone who actually lives in Tondo may answer.
>>60102598
ahok is one of us la
WAKE ME UP
>>60102598
Why not? With Chinese you will always win.
>>60102533
Yes yes, getting raped by every country that lands on your shore creates a very resistant set of genes.
>>60102538
Like I said Fillipino tradition! To the Flips garbage is almost like a diety (besides white cock). All aspects of their lives are shaped around it from living conditions to food. A flip specialty is called garbage chicken, or scraps picked out from garbage cans. Truly a wonderful culture. A lot to be proud of!
>>60102649
>>60102686
>>60102716
Fuck off wai chongs
>filiPEEnos actually voted for deturde
>>60102598
Look at his opponent:
1.Sjafri Samsudin/Sandiago Uno
2.Djarot
Top kek, why even bother
>>60102775
this country is based
god bless philippines
>>60101577
>turn the Philippines into Singapore
when will this meme end?
although I feel like it triggers that malayfag tho top kek
>>60102833
How about Yusril?
>>60102182
>Me as hong kongese
>Malays as Koreans
As long as Janny doesn't give a damn and no one report you.
>>60102747
I'd feed the girl desu
>>60102837
>this country is based
uh no.. no it's not
>>60102846
No party want to support him
>>60102538
It looks like someone burned the slums and they are trying to salve their things
>>60102182
The no proxy/vpn rule has been rather lax since Hiro took charge, proxies are only banned if the user broke any other rules with it and the proxy ip is banned accordingly to that rule instead of an instant permaban for using a proxy.
>>60102775
Marcos almost wining is more humiliating
>>60103004
who det?
>>60103084
Marcos Jr.
>>60103084
son of former dictator
>>60102971
Wrong! They are collecting things or put into their homes!
I'm ashamed you don't know about your own people. It's written in your textbooks you know!
Pic related, a slum located next to a dense garbage field. A desired location.
ITT:insecure Malaysians and pedostralians
We will get the first world status earlier than malaysia and you cant stop it
damn, threads without memenose are very slow
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-tourist-collapses-dies-during-7984562
RIP Blake
Gue besok SBMPTN, doain ya guys
Migration time lads
>>60103229
>>60103229
>>60103229
>>60103210
Sex tourists BTFO
>>60101577
>Turning this country like Singapore in SIX YEARS
Ha HAHA
>>60103192
Insecure of what? There is nothing to feel inferior about compared to the Phillipines. Please name something I would be of, your rich """"culture"""" or great """"living conditions""""".
Phillipines is literally the India of SEA, saying they will become a world superpower while people still commonly shit on the street and live/bathe in garbage.
