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Alri
Twats
>>60049744
please delet
I got 5 on it
Messing with that endo weed
Lets post more of those edits please
daily reminder that we're all gonna make it
Reminder that Poleaboo's dad is the true victim
Maybe in a way
I will never feel again
>’what sort of a price would the Holy Sheathe of St Peter be?’ (and yes I quote)
>hmmm what can I get away with I wonder. Well, this might just tell me the extent of their stupidity
>’for such a precious artefact, it would be no less than 3000 leu’ (around £500)
>leu being the Romanian currency at the time, think they may have or will swap to euro this year
>lets await the results
>lots of furrowed brows and nodding
>’that does seem a fair price’
>good god help them
>’but how much would the knife, sheathe and parchment cost?’ they ask
>a just question
>’to return an artefact such as this to the church, the Vatican is sure to pay 10 000 us dollars’
>gasps of amazement from igor and igor jr
Hmm
Life would be much nicer without normies
New jacket.
think the italians are onto something about stirring the bolognese into the spaghetti
Hitchens gets legit mad at some paki for talking shit about religion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NrDX4JmQrk
>>60049825
Would love to ravage his sisters fanny ngl
>Bremainers see brexiters as having their own opinion
>Brexiters think Bremainers are le traitor cucks reee
>>60049744
>retarded
>>60049853
you don't mix the pasta in with the sauce?
reminder MK is the best town in the UK
lads i know it sounds weird but i wanna experience going on a plane for some reason
with all the shit they put on telly and stuff like that
>>60049868
most people serve the spaghetti then just put the sauce on top
i tried it yesterday and it's so much nicer stirred in
also why the fuck do i have a yank flag
I miss commieslut guys
>>60049860
fuck off traitor cuck
>>60049860
/brit/ is a right wing UKIP general, coming here and constantly banging on out staying in is pure irritating
>haha the grass IS always greener on the other side!I do think britain is the worst country in the world despite me never having lived in another country
>>60049898
>most people serve the spaghetti then just put the sauce on top
utter flyover status
how come i cant see anyone else with extra flags?
when i came on this morning the extension told me to fill out more shit
daily reminder le corbusier's designs would have worked if everyone was a literal billionaire.
>>60049880
Only contribution to the world is dele ali
>>60049906
pretty sure it's just the one lad too
>>60049906
>MUH ECHO CHAMBER, MUH SAFE SPACE
Cry more faggot lmfao
>how come i cant see anyone else with extra flags?
>when i came on this morning the extension told me to fill out more shit
cold tea and overcooked eggs for breakfast alds
>>60049927
corbusier had no idea what makes a city
brasilia was built to his specifications and literally nobody likes that city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-s51B66Sl4
wish i was in the land of cotton
gf is cucking me again
>>60049906
>>60049942
Samefag
>hmm this georgian architecture is really not my taste. I think I will do a suicide
Business idea:
Officially recognise the Caliphate that ISIS have created as a sovereign nation.
Declare war on the Caliphate, and imprison any supporters under treason laws
>>60049971
works for the rich people tho
>>60049962
It's the equivalent of going onto stormfront then complaining that no one likes blacks. r/unitedkingdom is where you belong mate.
might make some coffee
tea hasn't been doing it for me lately
>>60050004
Enjoy your gray shitty concrete island
business idea: tea that never gets cold
>/brit/ is a right wing UKIP general
Good post
>>60049965
Aril ald
>>60049880
been through MK on a bus. why don't you have 4G?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3xrv5A41AU
>>60050023
>Ermm get out of my safe space lol?! Anyone that doesn't agree with me makes me very upset and I can't handle it as I'm a literal child
>>60050061
Well done mate you know how to work photoshop
jamie oliver can fucking do one
>I thought I would really enjoy visiting Bath, but frankly the suffocating conformity in the bathstone architecture has ruined my life. brb rope
>>60050051
Yeah definitely going to read all of this m8 hahaha
>>60049964
help me faggot
>>60049923
Everyone will have to update, lad.
You're the first it seems.
>>60050013
no it doesn't
the barbican works but only because it's in a prime location surrounded by high-density city
the area would be much better utilised with a bunch of denser towers and midrises
>>60050061
Takes seconds to edit (You)s in paint you absolute fucking monging new cunt
>>60050100
do one what?
>>60050100
Do you still have turkey twizzlers in yankland
>>60050113
>unknown
somerset?
wow lots of impotent aggression in today's thread
literally had nothing to eat all morning
>>60049906
The right wingers just bang on about being right wing more because they have less happening in their life.
>>60050077
muh fee fees
he said something I don't agree with? RACIST!
test
>>60050113
Fuck off with your botnet how dare you enter my general you cheeky twat
>>60050113
wew
>>60049994
>>60049962
Samefag
>>60050100
this
hate the cunt
>>60050117
>>60050092
perfectly encapsulates the paranoid, conspiratorial mind of the deluded brexiter.
>>60050077
Ahh yes lad, comparing our two posts I wonder who's more childish.
Does anyone else enjoy having heterosexual intercourse with adult women of a similar age to themselves?
Everyone I work with is either gay or past menopause, starting to feel like I'm alone in this
>>60050113
ok yeah this is what i was talking about in the thread a while back
need to install and option to be able to just use one
3 extras is too much for general use
>>60050198
>>60050187
Samefag
>>60050100
OLIVE OIL
L
I
V
E
O
I
L
wish i had a dead best friend so i could go to tend to his grave and sit there in solemn contemplation
>>60050207
That's pretty fucked mate
>>60050201
>>60050177
Rorkes flying off the handle
all these brits are violating my safe space
>it's a football highlights video with ray hudson commentary
nah
>>60050004
>>60050101
im fucking dying
absolutely destroyed that depressing cunt
>perfectly encapsulates the paranoid, conspiratorial mind of the deluded brexiter.
>>60050218
*an
nothing ever works out for me lol
>>60050187
It's not samefagging because I'm not pretending to be two different people
>>60050177
Strawman
>>60050201
Yes, you lmao
>MUH safe space go to Reddit reeee no disagreeing allowed!!
>>60050119
he can fuck off
>>60050137
fuck off it's giving me a yank flag
>>60050229
i'll pretend to be your friend if you kill me. win-win situation.
>>60050250
especially funny that he brought up what 'yanks' think given their suicide rate is far higher lmao
>>60050243
just call the police and tell them someone hurt your feelings with words on the internet
shut that shit down asap
>>60050246
Where?
My mate thing Donald Trump, who gets along with Putin, who wants America to get out of the Middle East, who was always against ever going there in the first place, will start world war three.
Meanwhile Hilary=peace somehow
>>60050268
He's not even disagreeing with you, you're just sperging out. Fucking sit down.
>>60050268
but there is no disagreeing allowed
*nods towards the door*
i suggest you leave lad
>>60050101
i think this is my favourite reaction image
makes me laugh every time
>>60050301
*thinks
just wanked my willy
EVERYWHERE WE GO
PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW
>Strawman
>>60050312
Try actually reading the comment chain before saying anything lmao
>>60050300
up my arse
>>60050226
>1 tbl spoon of olive oil
>he pours into the pan for about 20 seconds
>>60050301
don't understand the mindset of russocucks 2bh
"ah yes we must let putin the despotic warmongerer do whatever he wants in eastern europe and the middle east, that will surely be a good idea"
>majority of Brits want Hillary to win
????
She'll treat the uk like a lapdog
>>60050370
Sorry mate /brit/ is a right wing rape seed oil general, coming here and banging on about olive oil is pure irritating
>>60050255
You can limit it to just one
>>60050301
civil war maybe
hillarys by far the worst of the two but trump isnt much better
bit shit that a country with influence like that has such shit candidates
>>60050218
But you can, there's a checkbox for that.
>>60050301
>>60050389
samefag
>>60050356
You're a genuine mong. You should be put in a lab and studied.
drink tea with herbs, lads.
>>60050384
My point was trump will at least be on talking terms with Putin and maybe strengthen the idea of peace
Hillary will just go on "le Cold War evil enemy fuck Putin fuck Russia"
>>60050416
what herbs?
>>60050408
>>60050407
>>60050401
>>60050399
>>60050396
>>60050389
>>60050384
>>60050357
>>60050356
>>60050353
>>60050352
>>60050348
>>60050335
>>60050330
>>60050327
>>60050312
>>60050399
>switzerland has tiny region flags too
cute
>>60050416
Strawman
>>60050416
tea is an herb you mongo
love manipulating you fucking cretins into fighting one another. The results are most satisfactory
>>60050410
Good post and by good post I mean shit post fuck off
>>60050447
Slippery Slope fallacy.
>>60050450
>an herb
>an
testing
>>60050463
ad hominem
xx60050465xx
keep squealing, runt.
Just got a £90k 40 year mortgage on this bad boy
Well chuffed
>>60050352
EVERYWHERE I GO
I SEE THE SAME HOE
>>60050477
>>60050481
guaranteed replies lmfao
>>60050477
you've got to remember americans suffer a very specific retardation in that they pronounce herb as 'erb'.
>>60050481
It's because Yanks pronounce it 'erb
>>60050466
False equivalency
>>60050396
>be in hostel
>english girl says 'im allergic to rape'
>german guy next to me is visably confused
Fuck that was funnier when it happened than when it was written down...
How the fuck do I keep getting little cuts on my hands in bed lads?
Am I punching things half asleep or something
>So Anon we heard you hate slavic immigrants, is this true?
>>60050427
>Hillary will just go on "le Cold War evil enemy fuck Putin fuck Russia"
ah yes we should do nothing after russia intervenes in syria, annexes crimea and sends soldiers to eastern ukraine
we should meet with russia but not as cucks who will let them do whatever they want because we're scared of them
they're a second rate power at best
also trump knows NOTHING about foreign policy and unless his handlers shut him up he will make things worse
genuinely despise women lads
*pulls your strings*
*makes you dance and twirl*
>>60050518
tea still isn't a herb.
>>60050407
dunno whether im being retarded or what but cant seem to get it right
>>60050520
No true scotsman
>>60050527
Yep, fuck off we're full
>>60050501
I really don't get why we don't insist on building houses rather than tower blocks desu
>>60050437
not sure, mum brought some herbs from our yard. maybe tutsan.
>>60050447
excuse me?
>>60050450
but it only contains one type of herbs.(black tea)
how do i have sex with a british girl
my buddy's girlfriend has a friend over from england
>>60050525
probably from sucking off too many cocks
>>60050542
shit game
>>60050527
All non-brits are disgusting wogs
>>60050533
russia is based af. shut up cuck.
>>60050527
Yes! Much prefer pakis and Muslims :)
>>60050582
b urself
>>60050548
who even cares herbashit
>>60050566
Anecdotal evidence
>>60050518
today I learnt a bit more about American ****culture****
nice
>ywn live in 70s Vermont and bike around the forest with your mates as a kid
>>60050582
buy her a blue wkd and tell her she looks bangin
If literally everyone in this thread except me immediately died I actually wouldn't care
>>60050595
you're the cuck
>>60050611
me obviously
>>60050612
Ad Hoc fallacy.
>>60050527
no i had a polish gf
her nose was too big, but other than that she was very cute
>>60050407
>>60050552
because ive set UK-England-Lancashire-St Annes then ticked the box
but now everyones showing as england
probably going to need instructions
>>60050613
we pronounce the h in Herb (as in Herbert) though
>>60050485
is it ever sunny in blackpool
>go out with sexy lad
>he's so handsome
>ambitious
>funny
>go back to his house
>sit in the living room
>he goes to get us drinks
>w-wait w-what is that newspaper
>THE DAILY MAIL
>call him a bloody racist
>scratch his car with my house key as I leave
Thought he could be the one girlies
In voters are literally traitors.
>>60050611
Is that true niggers are tea intolerant?
no youre the cuck
>>60050542
https://youtu.be/O3o7WHJU4p0
>>60050595
Ahh yes 15% inflation, a minimum wage that's the equivalent of 40p, getting arrested for converting too much money into dollars, bread is made of animal food grain and the government is attempting their version of the great firewall of China
new top gear tonight lads
we watching it?
got rejected by a literal 6/10
brb killing myself
>>60050655
stop roleplaying as a girl you fucking bender
im the cuck
If literally everyone in this thread including me immediately died I actually wouldn't care
>russia is based af. shut up cuck.
>>60050501
How is that even habitable
>>60050116
the barbican works because it's a really famous theatre which is a billionaire fucking hobby
>le economics is irrelevant
fuck off deluded twat
back to the rock slanging
my nigga was bagging up food then the cops slang him
>>60050659
t. Lost the economic argument
i know you are i said you are but what am i
>>60050649
You live in St Annes?
Holy shit i live in St Annes
>>60050685
maybe there's balance in the universe because i just matched with an 8/10 on tinder
>>60050685
t. literal 5/10
>>60050672
seriously, how old are you?
>>60050684
really? haven't been paying attention
yeah probably will watch it
genuinely confused how anyone can live in australia
think id melt if i went there during winter
>>60050600
>Doctors or software engineers vs. millions in unskilled labour
Not everything the boogeyman says is wrong, especially in a clearly computer created image nowhere on google.
test
well boys how was your Saturday night?
mine was great to be honest.
*repeats nigel farage soundbites ad nauseam*
>>60050684
I think quite a few people are going to watch the first one, but I doubt I'll watch any ones after tonight
>>60050712
How many shiny baubles did the jews promise you to sell out your people?
>>60050692
bit sad...
I thought you were my friends..
so tired i feel sick
>tfw no qt stalker kpop gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Rj2iMzAMk
>>60050744
I was working
watching freaks and geeks
rate
>>60050734
Nope, it's an extract from an official leave campaign leaflet in the FT
https://next.ft.com/content/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15
So seeing as we have controls on outside eu migration and no controls on Le unskilled polish hordes how come EU migrants are a net gain ans non EU a massive drain?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
what a shit thread full of underage twats
>>60050761
>DA JOOS
the last refuge of a man with no arguments.
>>60050709
the residential part you utter melt i don't give a fuck about the theatre
you're the one ignoring the economics. le corbusier's ideas are inefficient and wasteful
>>60050791
>tfw no vally girl kgf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1RpBOBBec
>>60050684
I'll try, but if I can stand the embarrassment
>>60050815
a living meme
your internet friends are sure to like you now
>>60050830
Ad hominem
>>60050810
ad homo
>>60050744
went to a day festival and had lots of fun with my friends taking drugs and listening to techno in the sun.
gave my number to a qt swiss girl but who knows if she'll contact me. she also had a bit of a jew nose which has put me off a bit.
>>60050815
hat
>>60050830
Not an argument
>my friends are voting to remain because they don't want the Tories to be in power
Literally what is the point in voting in a general election then? Why even have a government?
>>60050833
i'm not ignoring the economics. i'm doing the opposiote lol. i'm an economic deteminist
>oy cheeky cunt did I hear you say birmingham is a shithole?
>>60050878
go to bed stefan
>>60050867
not a fan of day festivals Tbh, although i'm going to one in 2 weeks
>>60050892
not an argument
i think we're done here
>>60050830
straw ad appeal to not an hominem
>>60050891
Remind them that the tories WANT you to remain and that David Cameron is a big advocate of the EU
>>60050833
the residential part doesn't work because poor people live there
>>60050744
stayed up until 4am shagging my arse with a rubber fist
got shit all over my duvet
ate a chinese
>>60050892
>>60050891
>>60050878
>>60050868
>>60050867
>>60050865
>>60050860
>>60050858
>>60050848
>>60050835
argumentum ad antiquitatem
argumentum ad hominem
argumentum ad ignorantiam
argumentum ad logicam
argumentum ad misericordiam
argumentum ad nauseam
argumentum ad numerum
argumentum ad populum
argumentum ad verecundiam
circulus in demonstrando
complex question
dicto simpliciter
naturalistic fallacy
nature, appeal to
non sequitur
petitio principii
post hoc ergo propter hoc
red herring
slippery slope
straw man
tu quoque
>>60050823
>Let in many Non-EU people as refugees
>they go on bennies
>EU people come to work
Why are you surprised? What we need (actually need) are people who will work in jobs that have many unfilled vacancies in. I don't care if they're from Poland or Peru. So long as they fucking contribute something, I don't care.
wtf
just realised the letter "U" isn't in the alphabet
>>60050835
valley girls are annoying though
>>60050923
well its actually a weekend festival but i only went yesterday as the lineup today is a bit shit and i have uni work to do.
anyone else sick of all this brexit talk
>>60050941
Appeal to authority
>>60050950
>doesn't want to genocide all brown people
hahah what a cuck!!!
>>60050963
a q p
__U
Going to watch some anime in a bit
>>60050928
so you surrender?
>>60050891
what an absolute plonker
>>60050976
Yeah there's another few weeks fucks sake and it'll carry on afterwards too
>>60050963(You)(You)(You)
>>60050941
IT'S LEVIOSA NIQQA SMFH DESU
>>60050975
>gfriend
lad...
>>60050994
t. ian watkins
>>60051001
you didn't make an argument
unironically feel no pity for these migrants drowning
i've killed my empathy lads
>>60050823
The only answer is home policy which nobody is defending and a separate point entirely. I was responding under the assumption this had Bremain connotations.
>>60051050
Strawman
>>60051061
Edgy.
you dont reply to my post so im reposting plz reply
does anyone have any comfy airport/ plane videos/tv shows
>i've killed my empathy lads
>>60050974
who was in the line up?
>>60051038
yeah i did. i said it would work if it was just rich people who lived there
i want everyone's cake
man play hero, bury man's cape
The calling out logical fallacies meme is very funny guys, how do you guys keep coming up with this stuff?
>>60050975
>no charisma.com
>Why yes I will indeed move into a £1000 a month tiny one bedroom flat in a paki shithole in between 2 mosques instead of staying in my parents big comfy 3 bedroom house for the sole reason of gaining a tiny bit of street cred when I tell people I have my own place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo
opinions on this?
>>60051101
not an argument
>>60051078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOIKAnF3mjs
>>60051050
>Get a (You)
>It's because of this cunt
want to get fucked up on drugs but also can't be arsed
don't know how I used to have the energy to get monged all the time desu
>>60051111
>wasteman wastes quads
>>60051115
>Look I posted a picture of cara again lol how original?!!!! XDDDD
>>60051140
not a counter argument
>42% of women over 18 in the UK own a vibrator
>there's a very good chance my oneitis has toyed her fanny in the past week
wew lads
If people are ok with their sovereignty being handed over to the EU to stop le evil Tories doing things, then fine, they have a right to believe that.
But I doubt they'd be happy about it if the party they like we're in power
(Not that labour would disagree with the EU on anything, but the principle stands)
>>60051148
>>60051148
heh, I hate when that happens tbf
please take these two as compensation
fell over and got my bum all muddy last night lads :((
imagine having a linda cardellini gf circa 1999
have spent half an hour on /r/InfrastructurePorn
>>60051123
""""""""""""""""""""""""independence"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>60051156
>there is only one dutch person browsing this board
>>60051144
oh man
>i will never be this rich
>>60051204
I'm counting this as 1 (You). 1 (You) per post.
>>60051189
if the eu had tory policies i'd be against it so what?
>>60051097
today?
pleb shit like, dizzee rascal, stormzy and chase and status.
fine for some i guess but not for me.
yesterday had much better stuff like roni size, joy orbison, ben klock and some really cool underground stuff like dirtytalk and banoffee pies.
>>60051214
spent like a minute looking at this picture wondering how
just couldn't get my head around it then it clicked
t. mong
>have spent half an hour on /r/InfrastructurePorn
>lol le Brexiters are against immigration but are happy to allow immigrants from India etc in
Ah yes because when you trade with a country you are required to import their people too. It's part of the contract. Buy African fruits and get 100 African people free!
Poleaboo woke up 2 hours ago
Done nothing but play Hearthstone
What else is there to do?
>>60051214
literally care less you fucking rat
>have spent half an hour on /r/InfrastructurePorn
>>60051214
depressing as fuck *kills self*
>just done my hair BEFORE putting my clothes on for work
Fucks sake lads
>>60051273
who are you even talking to
who are you arguing with
>>60051311
what kind of bender haircut do you have?
>>60051273
They're pro immigration because they aren't Conservatives they're pro globalisation on steroids libertarians
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10404421/Boris-I-am-the-only-British-politician-who-will-admit-to-being-pro-immigration.html
and from this link
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/debates/?id=2016-05-26a.692.0&s=energy
>“I believe our generation has a historic chance … to build a bridge between the Islamic and the Christian worlds,”
>“What are we saying if we perpetually keep Turkey out of the European Union just because it’s Muslim?”
>the politician said when he called for EU expansion in 2006. He’s now campaigning for Britain to leave the EU.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2015/09/why-government-wrong-refuse-amnesty-illegal-immigrants
>the upshot is simple. There are “two categories of people in our great city, one group who live normally and another who live in the shadows unable to contribute fully to the rest of society", as Boris Johnson observed in 2009. Two years ago, he said it was “completely crazy” not to introduce an amnesty on illegal immigrants
>>60050923
Enjoy Download lad.
>tfw live in Castle Donningtn
I put molly in my lean
call me hollow man saiyan
should we destroy land value to increase land supply?
wearing this atm ama
THERE IS A DESIGNATED POLITICS BOARD
PLEASE FUCK OFF THERE
THANKS
OYSTER CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
>>60051214
get Cities: Skylines lad and download a load of mods
Trump wins
Brexit happens
Boris PM
yfw
>>60051365
do you keep dozens of tiny blades on your head, beneath the hat, so you can go on the offense towards anyone who threatens a lady?
>>60051311
>working on sunday
leave the hair wagie, you don't want your bossen to get pissed again because you're late! hurry up!
>>60051370
How new are you
>>60051370
if you don't like the thread, then leave
don't come into someone else's club house and tell them to leave
you're not special
Really don't get the "some brexiters are pro immigration so we should vote bremain and continue to get fucked by immigrants meme".
If you want to stand a chance of reducing immigration then being able to set our own immigration policy would surely help?
>>60051392
haha I don't need cheap tricks since I'm an aikido master
work tomorrow lads
>>60051390
none of that happens
everything stays the same
yfw
>>60051415
>Indirectly replying like a bender
Boris Johnson isn't just some random brexiter, he will be prime minister if we leave and he will be negotiating our exit
>>60051415
Racist
>>60051449
waaaaaageslave
wwwwaaaaaageslave
>why yes, i do enjoy regurgitating the same brexit arguments on a daily basis with people whose opinion i have no chance of swaying anyway
ah yes
time for a benzo I think
holding in an explosive poo
>>60051144
Shit airport 2bh
>>60051312
they have to make up arguments that no-one is making so they have something easy to refute and claim victory
>>60050144
Me in the pink shirt
