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Brekkie edition
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>>60043846
hungry af
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>>60043881
Here you go m8
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>>60043888
fucking awful
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How hard is it to get a permit to work in the US if you're a straight, white cis male?
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>>60043950
>white

Unlucky m8, the rest is negotiable but this is a killer. Unless you have a parent or sibling there, or you can afford the $3m bill then you're sthit out of luck
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In France lads
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Eating some cake
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>>60043888
Did you toast your bread at the temperature of the last 3 numbers of your post?
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going to hit up some tinder birds
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want to learn how to sing lads
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>>60044027
Do ray me fa so la de do
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HL9TLH0uEM
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>>60043999
Does everyone really smoke cigs over there?
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I just discovered Brits call breakfast "brekkie", fairly embarrassing 2bh
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>>60044016
Do you live with your parents? If so how do you bang them?
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>>60043950

If you are accepted into a school or Job its not that hard at all, and there are plenty of guides online, also if you can find relatives that might have lived in the US or you marry and American you can come over without a visa
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>>60044049
yes
when mummy and daddy aren't here or I go to their house
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>>60044046
Like most British slang (and culture in general) it was appropriated from us
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>>60044042
>dat reaction to the fried bread

lel
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ahh yes
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>>60044104
Get out of here you filthy minority
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>>60044042
>imported baked beans
creasing
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>>60044052
>if you can find relatives that might have lived in the US

I have an estranged American uncle, does that work?

My grandad left my nan and ran away to America, got remarried and had kids.
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>>60044116
Jackpot
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>>60043846

Its not really an English Breakfast, it was copied from the Irish and Scots, they only difference is the mushrooms from Ireland and the Beans from Northern Ireland, that being said its still good food, Best Breakfast besides my grans Ulster Fry back home in Belfast is one I had on an estate in Donegol, They give you 3 eggs how you want them, 3 rashers of bacon pluse the usual stuff, and it was all fresh, Eggs laid that morning, bacon, bangers and sausages dropped off fresh from butcher, and tomatoes and potatoes from the garden, Best Breakfast I ever had, God dammit im hungry now
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>>60044104
this is our country now
we takin over
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is anyone ITT man enough to admit they're under 6 foot tall? seems like everyone on 4chan is 6'4
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>>60044143
>we takin over

You're welcome to it, enjoy all the extra pakis
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>>60044104
/brit/ is /anglo/
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>they're adding use of satnav to the driving test

Noisse
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>>60044157
I just want a safe space from australians
i cant handle the banter
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I'm about 5;9, never been arsed.

Got a massive hole in my chest too but still have fucked girls and have a hot gf because I was blessed not to be an ugly cunt.

Really not an issue for me. Only lads I know in real life obsessed with their height are the ones insecure enough to not having anything better to boast about, so I can see why a load of lonely spergs on here also do the same.
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>>60044116

Definitely helps especially if he is a Citizen, not sure the exact process but I know he could file a form to say you are a dependent if you are 18 or under, and some other form if your older, either way he basically says he is taking you in as a Family member, don't remember what type of Visa you would get
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>>60044126
Never even talked to him before, do I just need to ask him to sponsor me for a visa or something?

I wish my granddad was still alive, because I actually tracked him down and visited him. He was a fucking loaded retired architect, but I never met his kid. Apparently he's loaded too.
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leal
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>>60044178
for
>>60044149
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>>60044116

oh forgot about your grandad, of he became a Citizen then you might have a shot at claiming dual-citizenship might depend on if he became one before or after you were born and if he was willing to take you in
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When am I supposed to be inviting friends over for dinner and wine parties and going out to the theatre with them?

I'm 26 now. Still don't feel like an adult.
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>>60044209
Would be hard because he's dead.
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>>60044149
Honestly dont even know how tall i am. Last time i measured myself i was like 183cm but that was when i was like 15 so idk how tall i would be now
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>>60044223
>graduated last year
>22
>People buying houses and getting engaged with a few already having their second kid and getting married
>I planned to just dick around, travel and study til about 30 before doing anything proper with my life]

I just presumed that was normal, but it seems you're actually meant to get your shit together in your 20s?
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>>60044223
spoiler: there is no magical switch that flips and you become an adult
no-one really knows wtf they're doing
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>>60044223
They were 25/26 at the start of FRIENDS. That's what I use as my baseline
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>>60044241
Getting a married, a house and kids at 22 is extremely rare for our generation.

My parents did that at 19 tho lol.
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>british breakfasts
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>>60044262
>Mum had my sister at 18

Just fucking weird. I was still getting off my face and sleeping in bushes at A-level.
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>>60044223
My mate moved out from his parents a few months ago and ife been going to his a lot for bong parties and beer tastings and such.
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>>60044263
obviously 4chan has probably memed this to oblivion but i for one am thankful we have a diligent police force protecting us from such savagery.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fQ60Cq2sL4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg

More @ http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
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>>60044289
It's actually very annoying that you used to whine about how you didn't promote your website but you keep spamming this soundboard everyday.


Unbearable lad, cut it out
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>>60044149
me
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>>60044311
manlet hehe xDD
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>>60044310
yeah if you were here yesterday it's not for your benefit.
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How lads?
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>2006
>Hatchback
>91,400 miles
>Manual
>1.6L Diesel

>£1,490

Should I cop it?
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>>60044345
well you see anon, there's this popular image editing software called photoshop
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>>60044353
>Hatchback
>1.6L Diesel

Ah yes just leave your balls at the door.
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>>60044374
I'm in my 20s and have never owned a car. What's the issue?
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Will try and post with a Monaco flag later
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>>60044382
Fuck him lad.

If it makes you feel better I drive a bright blue citroen that looks like a fucking retired woman's car.

No shits given. People give me shit at work for it and then when I said I think they're a bit sad for trying to live through a car.

Nobody ever mentioned it again. Buy whatever the fuck you like
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>>60044382
been driving since I was 17 mate and I've never been sad enough to own a hatchback or a diesel.
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>>60044345
holding blank books and photoshop
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>>60044289

alri Sam
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>>60044400
dont sprain your arm jerking yourself off
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>>60044400
So what's wrong with them? Diesel is cheaper surely?

What would you recommend?

>>60044397
Fair enough. Might ask my driving instructor what he used for my lessons and then get that
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>>60044423
Alri Dave
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alri
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>>60044434
>jerking yourself off

FOY
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>>60044462
post alri machines
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>>60044439
>So what's wrong with them?

Diesel engines don't rev very high, they don't change state quickly, they produce no power, they wont start in the winter and they sound like farm machinery. They're also heavier than petrol engines.
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>>60043950
Almost impossible

Every year literally tens of millions of people apply for green cards and they all end up in a lottery

If you can get a company to sponsor you to come over then it will be easy

Alternatively marry an American girl, they get instantly wet at the sound of a British accent
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Pretty good banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFFGVfquFU
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>Super rich Swiss village opts for £200,000 fine instead of accepting 10 refugees

>in 2015, the mayor of Oberwil-Lieli Andreas Glarner announced that the village would not accept any refugees, and instead pay a 270,000 Euro fine. When asked what he would tell a refugee family, the mayor stated that the answer would be "They just made a precarious journey in vain" and that refugees would be wrongful recipients of subventions paid by the state, they would never be able to get rid of."
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>>60044470
>Buy a petrol car and spend loads more on fuel so you can impress people you'll never meet like me by overtaking old grannies in the outside lane!
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>>60044500
>and they all end up in a lottery

We don't, the UK always fills it's quota so we never go into the lottery
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>>60044510
Some of us actually like driving m8. If you don't care about driving you should take the bus, too many people on the road already.
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>>60043950
if you have sponsorship apparently it's not too bad.

if you have no sponsorship, it's extremely hard. apparently the sort of visa you need to go over to doing acting and that sort of shit in the states sets you back $7000 to even apply and even then they take fuck all people.
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>>60044527
I do enjoy it lad. Just not an absolute bender thinking that by burning through some fuel I look cool you chavvy cunt.
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>>60044527
If it helps, I don't like driving at all. Only reason I learned was because you need a licence for the job I want even though it involves no actual driving. That and my bus is unreliable as fuck.

So I'm not fussed about speed or whatever
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>>60044506
truly mountain kikes
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Heard about this Sam Davis on Nottinghamshire Police most wanted list for a string of sex offenses on underage girls back in 2009
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>>60044539
diesels are just worse to drive. Chavvyness doesn't come into it.
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>>60044558
post alri machines
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>>60044536
It's difficult to find a sponsor unless you're a poo in loo code monkey willing to work for Starbucks barista wage

Or if you work in the petroleum industry
Although there's been cutbacks because of the current low price of oil it will go back up
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>Some newbuilds go up around my area
>Inquire on price with the intention of using help to buy
>£200,000

Ah yes the so called """"""""""""""""affordable"""""""""""""" housing the government promised.

>Most of them have already been sold to buy-to-let landlords.
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having a bit of porridge and tea lads

going to finish it all up to get those gud boy points
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>>60044551
When you start driving everyday lad you'll notice people like him.

They're the cunts that think they're really cool by flying about everywhere but don't realise they're not getting anywhere any faster.

When the motorway is busy you'll see them fly between cars trying to join the lane they think is moving quickest even though they all roughly move at the same speed, just at different times. You'll pass them by staying in the same place, but you'll still see thme in your rear view accelerating heavily between lanes.

Same as the cunts who drive on somebody's bumper in traffic not realising that if you leave a big enough gap the traffic moves much slower if you crawl than if you fly up to the back of people then stop, then start again.
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>>60044582
If you and your gf make the national average of 26k each, with help to buy that's very affordable.

And if you're single or not making that much, why the fuck do you need a house?
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did a post lads
bleedin taigs amirite haha wahey
>>60044545
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>>60044582
Landlords are unironically parasites.

They literally contribute nothing to society and just take money off people that do.

Why people defend them is beyond me. Absolute scum
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>>60044597
Obviously I'm single.
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>>60044596
Since I could never get an answer from my instructor, when is it "ok" to speed? Because it obviously must be since I'd be doing the limit on a dual carriageway and people would still be overtaking
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>>60044614
Buy an apartment lad if you live anywhere decent.

I'd love aproper nice apartment for liek 100k overlooking a city
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not a fan of:
>scots
>northerners
>irish
>rasheeds
>JFs
>yanks
>aussies
>posh twats
>gyppos
>(you)
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>Just texted my mate that rents one of these """""""affordable""""" new builds.
>He says the houses that aren't buy-to-let are council houses

How the fuck are nice new builds fucking council houses?

So Rasheed and his 10 kids get to have a nice cheap house and I'm stuck renting houses from the 1930s?
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>In a Sweden grappling with an unprecedented inflow of refugees, many unthinkable things are becoming thinkable.

>The government is now facing pressure to interfere in the sacrosanct labor market -- where pay is traditionally set by employers and unions. The argument goes that Sweden needs a lower minimum wage to help create the thousands upon thousands of jobs needed to absorb the record inflow of people seeking refuge.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-31/here-s-how-the-refugee-crisis-may-reshape-sweden-s-social-model
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>>60044643
>apartment
FOY
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>>60044653
rorkesheed
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>>60044642
>Actually asking an instructor when it's ok to break the law.

Errrrr
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>>60044654
Councils need more housing stock for refoogees and single yummy mummies

You need council permission to build anything

You do the sums
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>>60044642
Pretty much when you like lad.

For reference, most places are 10% of the speed limit + 3 for when the camera goes off.

You can get up to 79 on most motorways before cameras will flash or police will chase/ticket you.

You shouldn't really think about when you need to speed, just if you're going at a comfortable rate and need to overtake somebody, then just come outside and go a bit faster and as long as you're overtaking people stay outside, if you notice you're not really getting anywhere or people are starting to form a queue behind, get inside again.

Don't speed on 20/30 roads though because a kid or utter moron WILL at some point walk out, and that bit of extra time has genuinely stopped me probably going to jail because some cunt walks out with a pram from behind a car
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>>60044666
>666
FOS
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>>60044669
>keeps trying to fit in
lmao
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>>60044654
Yes lad. That's how it works.

That's why single mums just pump out about 4 kids by 21 so they get put into a house. They have to look after their scrote kids but thne never have to work like everybody else who scrapes their bollocks in a job
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>>60044691
i'd be careful sweden, one of your countrymen has been relentlessly spamming this general recently and goodwill towards you will be limited
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Do the British really consider themselves to be European? I used to think the only thing we could agree upon was a disdain for the European and now the Brits pretend as is they're Europeans. It just sucks that Americans hardly have any other international group to hang with nowadays
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>>60044691
yeah you keep trying to fit somali cocks in your arse haha faggor
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How am I supposed to live without you?
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>>60044706
Georgraphically, not culturally.
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>>60044706
geographically we are but i wouldnt say we have any particular kinship with mainland europeans
obviously we have closer cultural ties to USA/canada/australia etc
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>>60044682
I knocked someone down once and sued him in small claims caught because it was his fault and his head damaged my bonnet lol
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was getting pretty close to this girl and texting a lot

we both have exams but I asked her out and she said "she'd love to but after her exams"

I took this as her blowing me off so I deleted all her contact info and stopped speaking with her

d-did I fuck up?
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suck ma fuckin dick biiiitch
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>>60044506
10 refugees would end up costing more than that
also why the fuck can the EU fine Switzerland?
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>>60044706
Only geographically speaking and much further after English and British. For me anyway.
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>>60044713
>americans can't stop thinking about black cocks
goddamm having such a large black population has really done a number on y'all
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>>60044738
13% of he population is large?
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>>60044706
I don't like continentals but yes, we are in Europe, that's not up for debate
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>>60044716
ive won a heroes name with mcalpine and costain
with fitzpatrick murphy ashe and wimpeys gang
ive been often on the road on me way to draw the dole
when theres nothin left to do for johnny lang
and i used to think that god made the mixer pick and hod
so that paddy might know hell above the grouns
ive had gangers big and tough tell me tear it all out rough
when youre building up and tearing england down
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>>60044706
We'll always have our pals from down under
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>>60044682
Thanks, genuinely have no idea on road etiquette.
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>When you dropped out of uni and are now doing better than all your old uni friends.

Met up with one yesterday who still works in a call centre.
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>>60044730
Kek, are you memeing or did this really happen?

I'd panic like shit if I hit somebody, even if it was their fault.

It scares me how many people do stuff like just walk out onto the road even though you're going at like 30mph or just come out without looking from behind something.

It happens way too often
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>>60044706
We're Europeans in the same way you're North Americans.

It's nice to have, but not a major part of your identity
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>>60044738
pic
>>60044755
not for a new world country it isnt
>>60044762
where women glow and men plunder
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>>60044755
but you have to take into consideration the huge influence they have on your country

>mfw your president is a nigger
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me on the right
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>>60043846
Terrible, horrible presentation
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>>60044768
>tfw all your friends are high flyers and you're on the verge of dropping out
it's still possible right?
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bitch shake that ass on my dick
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Entitled Millenial starter pack :

>Has car on finance
>Has loans
>has debts
>Works minimum wage job due to meme degree
>Rent is more than 1/3 of total income
>"FUCKING BOOMERS AND TORIES ROOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>60044786
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Nose is leaking
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>>60044769
Yeah it happened about 5 years ago.

He ran out as the light changed green and I knocked him over. I had an MX5 which has quite flimsy aluminium body panels and he dented my bonnet.
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>>60044778
wow man, why are americans so obsessed with brown cock? is it because of all the mestizos swarming their country?
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>>60044802
>beans in a pot
ooh get you
you gonna get your boyfriend to garnish those eggs with cum too?
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>>60044814
we arent, but swedish women obviously are
>>60044802
>seperate thing for beans
fuck off billionaire
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>>60044769
Think someone was trying to do a crash for cash on me once.

>Doing about 45-50 in a 40
>some cunt pulls out in front of me
>was about an inch from his backend by the time I've finished breaking.
>Two black guys in the front.
watch that..
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>>60044813
some dickhead cycled across a zebra crossing and i hit him (albeit at a very low speed)

should i have sued him?
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>>60044763
Just another thing, if you're at a standstill or slowly moving DO NOT be a dumb cunt like 90% of people and think that as soon as the car in front edges forward you HAVE to go. I've had people beeping me and swearing at me and all sorts despite the fact we cna't go anywhere anyway.

If you go really slow and leave a big enough gap so that by the time you reach the next car they're moving again you'll notice you conserve fuel because you're not stopping and starting and if everybody did it traffic would flow a lot smoother because you're not all starting and stopping but constnatly moving.


Similarly my pet peeve if you are at a traffic light and it's on green but the road ahead is still backlogged with traffic DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE TO GO BECAUSE IT'S ON GREEN. You will block another junction from another direction and end up with people being stuck and that is not only a cunt thing to do but genuinely very stupid.

I've waited at green lights before because the exit is blocked and again had stupid cunts beep me to go even though I'd only get stuck and block the junction.

Driving is all about confidence and realising that a lot of people are just genuinely very stupid cunts who shouldn't have a licence. Don't be intimdated by them. If you move everytime somebody beeps you'll probably have an accident before your first 6 months are up.
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>>60044825
God you people are picky
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>>60044838
If someone causes damage to your property then you can sue. Context doesn't matter.
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>>60044825
average amerihoe
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>>60044849
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
eweewwwwwwwwwww yucky!!!!!
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AYO WHITE GURL WHERE YO ASS AT????
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>>60044838
>zebra crossing
no, you're always in the wrong if you're in a car and someone's crossing on a zebra crossing
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>>60044868
Is that Voe?

>[potentially triggered]
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>>60044849
>sausage touching the egg
>mushrooms not in the same quadrant as the hash brown
Ruined.
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>>60044871
saw a girl in sainsbury's last night with a cracking arse

would've taken a pic but didn't want to be a creeper
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Driving is horrid compared to how it was 10 years ago.

Roads are packed with retards and paki retards now.
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does half a bag of skittles count as a breakfast?
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>>60044868
thats a fetish blog which mightnt even be america
this is a swedish musician
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>>60044884
ur already a creep for staring, might as well take a pic
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>>60044871
She's still incredibly fit though
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>>60044884
I love a good arse
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>>60044876
Cyclist was breaking the law.
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>>60044905
Not really m8

In addition to lack of arse she's also lacking chebs
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>>60044909
looks a bit chubby
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>>60044909
Your obsession with this troll of a porn star is disgusting and needs to stop
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>>60044911
probably but still.. both parties are at fault, not sure which is worse but I wouldn't try it on.
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If I ever hit someone in my car there's no way I'd be stopping to check if they're alright
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>Meeting up with a friend I've not seen in 3 years for a meal
>Made it a point that I'll pick him up in my car and drive to the place

Need to wash my car and put on my best clothes lads so I can pretend my life is going well.
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>>60044871
I pretty much have a hank hill arse
it doesnt matter how many squats I do
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have just messaged 3 tinder girls lads
going to bet on 1 (singular) reply
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>>60044930
>my dick is bigger than that

is the BBC meme just a myth perpetuated by porn?
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>>60044939
Makes things much worse if you drive off lad
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kia ora
my name is robbie, and i'm another white man behind a desk
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>>60044950
I almost tried tinder once but I had an asthma attack when I saw a girl matched with me
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>>60044939
wouldn't risk it mate. not with CCTV and shit everywhere. you'd get a ton of charges thrown at you.
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>>60044955
its just a matter of averages, it doesnt mean every black person has a massive dick, or every black dick is bigger than every white dick
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>learning to drive with instructor
>school zones just have signs saying 40 km/h without any way of knowing whether it's school holidays or school period
>decide to ask instructor
>"when I finish school, I won't know when school holidays are. does that mean I just always go through the school zone at 40 regardless of time of year"
>"ahhh, that's a good question"
>...
>...
>...
>turn right here

ahhhh yes good answer

thank fuck they put flashy lights on the school zone signs like a year after i graduated or i'd be fucked
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>>60044950
WEW the hottest one replied
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>>60044802
>toast and eggs on opposite sides of the plate
>eggs not sunny side up
>beans in a fucking pot

terrible
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>>60044930
and here we have a swede who has interracial cuck porn saved to his hard drive
i rest my case
>>60044939
yeah dont do that
>hit someone by accident
>they die
>drive off
>its now a hit and run
>20 years locked up
literally happened by me
>street racer kills woman and child by being a retard
>oh fug :DDDDDDD im oudda here xDDDDD
>hit and run reckless endangerment etc
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>woke up
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>>60044849
>beans leaking all over the egg
>egg yellow too pale
>toast nowhere to be seen

apply yourself
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>>60044987
He was fucked either way. At least by running away there was a chance they'd not find him.
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>>60044985
WEWEWEW another reply
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>>60044964
kek

i tried it, got no matches and just got a bit sad so i deleted it lmao
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>>60044924
She's the only pornstar left who has refused to get BLACKEDâ„¢
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>>60045002
>>60044985
FONT
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>>60044069
>most

Hardly, but there are a lot of things we nicked from you.

You're basically desert brits anyway so it's alright.
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>>60045000
potentially turning an accident that may not even be his fault into a serious crime.
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>>60044939
Did that once

Still on probation for it
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>>60045007
wow I guess I love her now
fuck off racist
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>>60045007
>refused

Her face is horrific, that wasn't a choice that was BLACKED only hiring attractive women, not trainwreck middle aged orks
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>>60045006
what was your profile like?
mutual likes has got me heaps of matches
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>>60044985
Post screengrab
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>>60045000
no, if he didnt run away then he wouldve got reckless endangerment and manslaughter
now its murder, reckless endangerment and hit and run.
if he had a chance of not getting caught maybe he shouldve done it but this was wacker drive, filled with cops looking for illegal drag racers
>>60045021
it was his fault but still
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>>60045021
He said it was his fault tho
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>>60045002
>If I ever hit someone in my car there's no way I'd be stopping to check if they're alright
what did you message her? I've got a tonne of matches that I cbf to message
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>>60045044
it wasn't superb but i didn't think it was fucking no match tier

i'm not hideous but i'm not gonna be winning any model awards either so idk just keep on plugging
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>>60045064
dont think you meant to put that greentext there did you lad
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>>60045039
She's very attractive m8
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Ahh, good morning my little urchins.
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>>60045073
nah m8 don't know how I managed it

feel daft now (red as a beetroot)
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>>60045064
"what's good mami"
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so tired

all i feel like doing is wanking
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>>60045020
>desert brits
I'm okay with this
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>>60045055
>>60045057
generally speaking I mean.

but yeah, you've got a slim chance of getting away, especially in the UK with CCTV everywhere as someone already pointed out.

Flick on your hazard warning lights, immediately call 999 and wait by the injured person until the ambulance arrives. Doing the right thing counts in court too.
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>>60045033
Rasheed
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I'm a community support police officer in North London AMA
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>>60045093
lewd
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>>60044768
>never even got A levels
>now moat succesful than all of my old friends

heh
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>>60044923
Janny gonna get you son
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>>60045099
basically this
also dont drag race on wacker. go to the import face off in joliet instead. keep it legal kids.
>>60045117
like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0
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messaging isn't going too well lads she's not giving me anything to work with
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> gf wants me to go out with her and her girl friends
Really really really cannot be fucked.
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>>60045055
even if you got away with it, how do you deal with the daily anguish of knowing you killed a woman and her kid. unless you're a psychopath or something.
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>>60045147
ask her if she's an archaeologist because you have a large bone you need to stick in her gaping minge
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>>60045147
hate it when they do that

only ever found one with good banter
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I know your race. It is made up of sheep. It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong; but no matter, the crowd follows it. The vast majority of the race, whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind-hearted and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don't dare to assert themselves. Think of it! One kind-hearted creature spies upon another, and sees to it that he loyally helps in iniquities which revolt both of them. Speaking as an expert, I know that ninety- nine out of a hundred of your race were strongly against the killing of witches when that foolishness was first agitated by a handful of pious lunatics in the long ago. And I know that even to-day, after ages of transmitted prejudice and silly teaching, only one person in twenty puts any real heart into the harrying of a witch. And yet apparently everybody hates witches and wants them killed.
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>>60045147
must be awkward since tinder is explicitly for sex and both sides know this but i doubt either party will just say "wanna fug :DDDDDDD"
>>60045156
by being a nigger
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Might do my CBT this week lads so I can a scooter or motorbike.

Anyone else done it? What's it like?
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>>60045176
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>>60045176
>It is made up of sheep
what is the welsh
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>>60045147
she's not interested, give it up
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>>60044706

Britain is next to Europe.
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>>60045176
dont know why people make posts like this, nobody reads it
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have you ever fedorad your own post?
be honest
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>>60045207
yeah probably
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>>60045217
did not read this
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>have you ever fedorad your own post?
>be honest
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>I know your race. It is made up of sheep. It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong; but no matter, the crowd follows it. The vast majority of the race, whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind-hearted and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don't dare to assert themselves. Think of it! One kind-hearted creature spies upon another, and sees to it that he loyally helps in iniquities which revolt both of them. Speaking as an expert, I know that ninety- nine out of a hundred of your race were strongly against the killing of witches when that foolishness was first agitated by a handful of pious lunatics in the long ago. And I know that even to-day, after ages of transmitted prejudice and silly teaching, only one person in twenty puts any real heart into the harrying of a witch. And yet apparently everybody hates witches and wants them killed.
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just ate a pork pie
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>>60045230
no but I have made posts for the sole purpose of baiting someone to post a fedora on several occasions. it brings a fulfilling sense of mischief
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>>60044997
stay woke
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>no but I have made posts for the sole purpose of baiting someone to post a fedora on several occasions. it brings a fulfilling sense of mischief
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>>60045147
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>that one porno you'll never find again

Tell me about her /brit/
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>>60045301
explain this to me
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>>60045322
some russian student orgy where one of the girls looked exactly like my high school art teacher
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>>60045325
no
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>>60045322
I found it again though
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hmm other bird is going alright though
asked her if she comes into the city and she said yeah if she has a reason to
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>>60045325
When a mummy and daddy love each other very much they have this... special hug.
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>>60045277
problem is, literally any post can be fedora'd these days. the gimmick has lost all meaning
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>>60044893

I was just thinking this. When I first started driving, motorway speeds were a lot higher (average 80-90) and people had lane discipline.

Now the average motorway speed seems to be 60-70 and it's all immigrants in the outside and middle lane, swerving all over the place and refusing to move in.
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>>60045322
Homesick blonde british schoolgirl seduces her teacher
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>>60045339
>high school

Fuck off yank
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>>60045356
no i mean like is someone getting cucked
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>>60045357
The gimmick still holds its own if some thought is put into it
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>problem is, literally any post can be fedora'd these days. the gimmick has lost all meaning
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>>60045357
thats true but honestly I find the ones that just quote completely innocuous posts the funniest
and no, this isn't an invitation to do it to this post. be more original.
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>problem is, literally any post can be fedora'd these days. the gimmick has lost all meaning
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>>60045370
high school is a perfectly acceptable term in this country. how about YOU fuck off.
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>>60045373
Not sure why you'd jump to that conclusion. Maybe time for a break from 4chan.
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>>60044706
Yeh we are, we are from the same stock of peoples, different flavours emerge but nonetheless we are Europeans. Culturally we are much closer than the kids think, we have strong links in this respect with most European countries going both ways, there are English legends told as Russian in Western Russia, there are English stories based on French troubadour tales brought over. Beer, wine and spirits making cultures are seen across the board, we all eat similar breads, meats etc just localised to what's available. The alphabet and number systems, integrated governments across different nations over thousands of years, trade going back to the neolithic with the greeks trading with Britain as far back as Alexanders time and before. Europe and all its islands are a large system on processes and very little happens or happened in isolation.
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met a qt 19 year old girl fresh from the swiss mountains last night.
i wonder how much nazi gold her family have hidden away.
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>>60045404
yeah but they're all JFs that dont even speak english
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>>60045403
why would you post a pic of yourself having sex with someone if youre not cucking them
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

>he fell for the uni meme

Entitled students BTFO
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>oi sod off JF it's time for the Fajr prayer innit
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>>60045426
It's a good way to stop your gf's m8s from blowing up her phone I suppose.
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