do you like Australia? :3
yes
I firmly believe with the right government in power, and some minor social/cultural adjustments that we could be the best country on the planet
>>60043615
we are the best country lad
We just have a bad infestation of pooftahs and soft cunts
Just need to stop them from thinking they're top shit before they ruin everything
>>60043597
Never been, but would love to visit. Australian people seem likeable , although I've never met any Aussies irl.
yeah it looks cool
i'd like australia more if it wasn't so obnoxiously placed. why dont you guys just move the island to the antlantic equidistant between USA and UK? i dunno that just seems like the best place, at the moment you are too expensive to visit. thanks for reading
>>60043703
come home white man
>>60043703
> t. colonized this fucking end-of-the-world island
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT YOU FUCKING PONCE
>>60043597
No. Pls nuke
t. Canadian on vacation.
>>60043636
I am a poofta and not a soft cunt.
I think you'll find plenty of poofs are not soft cunts, maybe all the proper soft cunts kill themselves when they're going through those rough teen years.
>>60043597
post your huge auscock
>>60043703
>wanting normal people to live near muslim mayor: the country and black president: the country
no thank you thanks for reading
>>60043793
>t. sydney or melbourne
>>60043786
> I am a poofta and not a soft cunt.
same tbqh lmao
How did you manage to post without an image?
>>60043810
post your hard cunt
www facebook com/startsat60/videos/992658177434871/
>>60043831
my hard cunt is reserved for my future husbando nerd
>>60043809
what did he mean by this
>>60043851
who's your future husbando?
>>60043597
No, fuck off fucboi
>>60043882
dunno yet
>>60043899
what city?
>>60043899
its me
prepare to get violated physically and spiritually
>>60043853
Well some lad doesn't seem to like ethnic minorities or supposedly moral degenerates from being a city mayor, and is probably from any of the capital cities.
>>60043932
brisBane
>>60043944
only if you're fun to cuddle lad, no homo
>>60043957
actually im in brissy la
>>60043960
always fuckin brisbane
ps I love cuddling and snuggling into your neck/having neck snuggled into, would go down a treat right now with this cold weather tbph.
How's the weather where you are lads?
It's fucking perfect here in Parklea.
Everyone loves Australia
>>60044024
I'm pretty tall (6'2) so unless you're taller than that you going to be put on permanent little spoon duty :3
>>60043992
Brisbane is one of the capital cities, drongo.
>>60044055
5'11 here, I'm fine with that. I bet you'd want to be little spoon every now and again though. It's good to switch it up. Now I really wanna see that hard cunt tb'h.
>>60044068
i actually live in logan
>>60044103
> being that short
> thinks he'll get to stick it in my hard cunt
Someone's gotta be the bitch here, nerd
>>60044139
I bet I could change your mind with handsome face, dashing smile and confident charm. You'll be begging for it in no time. Post pics btw.
>>60044180
> posting my face
> on a race making forum
>>60044208
>>60044180
>>60044139
>>60044103
>>60044055
>>60044024
>>60043960
>>60043899
>>60043831
Why are aussies always so gay on this shitty website?
Anime no riakushon gazo wo tsukau
ohsutoraria-jin wo hajimete mita
How many boys have you kissed?
>>60044208
doesn't have to be face m8
>>60044279
good question but we're an indispensable part of the community, for good or for ill....
>>60044314
like around 8 or 9
>>60044279
I wish I knew, I just wanted to talk about the weather.
Noone said stop though.
Couldn't care less. You're just a redneck version of the Brits.
No! I can't post without being called a dumb leaf poster thanks to you...
>>60045131
dumb leaf poster
>>60045131
>>60045361
Kiss already
>>60045376
Only if you post boipuss
>>60045361
>>60045411
No
>>60045820
>>60045833
yes
>>60043597
Yes, aslong as we stop the boats, as well as maintain our world super power status
>>60044378
Are you a pedo? People who post pics/gifs/webms of little girls tend to be pedos
>>60051035
You're not very nice
>>60051830
Just a curious question. Not being rude. I'll assume you aren't though, so that the authorities don't secretly harvest your IP address and start monitoring what you download secretly.
>>60043597
Fuck you jail colony
Also >:3
KYS
>>60043615
>and some minor social/cultural adjustments
Like what?
The fuck is with all this gay RP shit
Fuck damn, since when did Aussie become so fucking disgusting?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7nUnNRp.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>tfw your dinghy will never be powerful enough to compete with the big boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lWr5wW7iC8
>>60043597
Is crocodile wrestling still a thing down under?
>>60053621
we shitpost because we like shit posts
>>60054153
Nah we just race tinnies now, lot safer than wrestling Stingrays and Crocs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhbiX0klj8M
moot hates Australia
>>60043597
I like aussie bois :3
>>60054875
who's that?
>>60054875
>G's are still cut off
Can you butthurt faggots at least fix it for fuck sakes?
I actually wanted to move to Australia, but I don't have any money.
:(
>>60043597
neck yourself, aus moepig
>>60055303
why'd ya wanna move lad?
>>60055357
Went once and I really liked it.
People were really kind and the country is beautiful.
Also the first time I realized I had an accent.
>>60055464
want an aussie gf/bf?
>>60055598
i just want a qt bf..
>>60055683
>tfw same
>tfw might go on aussie sex tourism this year
>>60055752
m-maybe i'll see you there
>>60055925
reee no they're mine!
>>60055925
>>60055980
Fuck off poofter cunts.
>>60056042
noo
let me suck ur donger
>>60043597
No it's fucking normie central
>>60044034
Meh, moot hates Aussies.
>>60055258
Can't unsee that
>>60043779
PEDOPHILE ALERT
>>60055980
>>60055925
you have to buy me dinner first, nerds...
>>60056885
isn't the top meant to by dinner?
>>60056933
that's true then later i'll give you some loving down under
>>60056977
we both got dubs
must mean big things
hello
what is going on here
>>60053533
>>60057007
it means I'm super alone and really just in need of someone who cares
>>60056933
Give more nagisa
>>60054127
good post
enjoyed
>>60057074
w-wew
>>60057143
Wanna team up? I can post the first $5000 deposit on the Stacer, you gotta contribute the rest.
>>60054284
>tfw you will never race other tinnys for amusement and prize money
manchildren
>>60057311
My 6hp Merc will smash them just you wait.
>>60057251
I wish I had the money.
Otherwise i would seriously do it
where u live?
I want to leave this country
>>60057532
Get on a boat and fuck off then
Craving fairy bread tbqhwyf
I don't trust any country that lets their children ride kangaroos to school
>>60057657
at least we don't shoot them when we get there
>>60057417
Near Renmark where we host it, and same. Although some other cunt can pilot it, that creek is so fucking tight. Surprised nobody has been killed yet despite it being over a 40 year old bet between 2 cunts at the pub, now it's a RedBull sponsored event lel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gi9V_UqnsI
>>60057685
> aussies
> shooting anything
You guys couldn't even handle a few emus
*laffin*
*laffin hard*
I don't hate you but i don't like you
>>60057835
>getting killed by FUCKING NOBODY
At least the Emus were there cunt.
>>60057748
damn, I live in Sydney, but looks fun as fuck.
>>60057835
> be american
>get shot
>>60057963
Come down to SA sometime, remember why you live in Sydney.
>>60058052
>remember why you live in Sydney
because i have Uni here and my home
but a road trip it defs in the pipeline at some point
>>60057905
The japanese weren't emus you soft cunts *laaaaaaaffin*
>>60057963
Be Australian, go to swimming, get eaten by shark. Be Australian, go to beach, die to stone fish. Be Australian, go for a hike, get posoined by snake, die. Be Australian, go home, die from spider bite.
*laffin damn hard*
Top-tier meme country desu.
>>60058238
>lets debunk this
>Be Australian, go to swimming, get eaten by shark.
Sharks are just as common in the USA, only dawn and dusk swimming is what you have to watch for
>Be Australian, go to beach, die to stone fish.
only live on reefs in the tropics, no beaches
>Be Australian, go for a hike, get posoined by snake, die.
snakebites and snakebite deaths are incredibly rare, we have free antivenom covering it
> Be Australian, go home, die from spider bite.
nobody has died from a spider bite in something like 30 years, again, due to free anti-venom
>>60054894
wew
>Australians
>>60058549
gud lad
idk think this lad is an aussie but you know
>>60058549
yes?
L-LEAVE ME ALONE
>>60058929
post aussie donger
>>60058455
What about sting rays?
>>60059021
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>>60059021
rare
>>60053583
Not that guy but...
-Legalize weed, decriminalize other recreational drugs. Also legalize eCigarettes.
-Reform our classification system so we can stop banning video games, books, movies, porn, etc. and also hopefully produce some porn here (US porn industry is worth billions).
-Tweak our tax system to be less favourable towards property investment and more favourable towards business investment.
-Never accept boat people again and cap annual refugee intake at 10000 forever. Also stop listening to extremists from both sides of politics on this issue.
-Make self defence an acceptable reason for holding a gun license but keep all other controls in place.
-Make it illegal for unions to accept payments from employers.
-Introduce a system of penalties for wage theft.
-Make it harder for NIMBYs to stop new housing developments.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
>>60059038
BUT ITS TOO LATE
>>60059118
DARLIN YOU GIVE CROCS A BAD NAME
>>60059126
Dodododododo
>>60059081
Oh yeah...
-Stop all government funding of private schools. Shift all current funding to the public system.
-End school chaplaincy program and modify the commonwealth constitution to guarantee separation of church and state (and do it properly this time so that there's no room for interpretation and make it apply to the states and territories).
-Get rid of alcohol restrictions in aboriginal communities and apologise profusely for being such racist cunts for all these years.
