I don't think you goyim understand just how imbecilic and backwardly primitive the tradition of kosher food is. You understand that for close to two thousand years the Jews were at the mercy of their neighbors for sustenance, right? They were usually poor, and controlled little of the food production. And yet these rabbis, these bearded inbred morons, decide that not only can jews not eat meat prepared by a non-Jew, not only can they not even eat their cheese, these stooped-over authoritarian hook-nosed morons decree that because rennet is made from an animal's stomach that jews can NEVER eat hard cheeses! Every viable protein source in all of Europe, BANNED. And these fucking idiots don't even eat beans! The only milk they can consume (from a kosher dairy of course) are raw and soft cheeses and cream--AND THEY'RE ALL FUCKING LACTOSE INTOLERANT
Even today, in this world of the future, these Orthodox numbskulls willingly pay as much for Miller's (plasticky Kraft-like American cheese, except kosher) as you do for the finest brie. And as if they hadn't restricted their palettes enough, new rabbis are trying to make LOX un-kosher because they just found out that salmon have bacteria in their guts
J D I M S A
>>60034454
your god is nothing but a canaanite and mesopotamian copypasta anyway.
>>60034454
Eating meals together and buying food from others would 1. Foster assimilation 2. Reduce observancy and 3. Reduce cashflow into the community.
The issue isn't even the ingredients, a rabbi has to watch the process but over all cheese is kosher. Even "non-kosher" rennet is allowed because it's miniscule and nullified.
I'll never not eat Chevre and Brie, hell I make them myself and it's easy to make.
There is but one issue left I can't stand. Kitniyot is now allowed in conservative settings because it's a dumb ban but poultry and dairy is beyond retarded.
Like not even all Jews practice it, I for one won't stop eating doro wot.
Washing blood is annoying too but I get it.
Lox will never be banned by most orthodox ever.
>>60036063
>a rabbi has to watch the process but over all cheese is kosher.
Explain this senpai
>>60034454
>I don't think you goyim
Why are you assuming I'm a goy?
I'm one of G*d's chosen m8. I was even born in based Israel
>>60037525
hello mr jew how can i give my money to you in reverence
>>60037555
Send it via western union or bitcoin please
Remember muh holocaust of 60,000,000,000 of my people?
>>60034454
i bought kosher biscuits once because it was on sale for dirt cheap and it literally tasted like cardboard
>>60034454
Shit thread op.
>>60039663
I know in my heart of hearts I can only be American.
Who the Fuck cares?
>>60039663
Please be Greece.
>>60039663
assburger pls
>>60034454
>>60039663
roll
>>60037498
looks like we are jewing the jew
>>60039663
Best Korea plox
>>60034454
>2016
>still basing your entire life around a religion
that's backwardly enough for me
>>60034454
Just don't eat kosher than. I'm a Jew but I eat bacon regularly. Who gives a fuck really
>>60040208
You're never allowed to call us fat again
>>60040300
>implying any italian dares to cook that monstruosity
I bet it's some muh Heritage faggot
>>60040300
italians do it better. Even when it it about cooking greasy fat shit
>>60040300
are you not supposed to suffer in hell for the eternity or something if you don't?
>>60040363
>>60040395
>>60040363
WTF I love Napolidapoli now
>>60040395
>Super Sayan
>>60040208
>>60040363
>he wears gloves
so hygienic.
>>60040208
I felt like I was going to have a heart attack just watching that
>they are all lactose intolerant
In my 21 years of living in Israel, I have only met one lactose intolerant person, and it was last month
>>60040931
Ultimate proof Jews are white
>>60041284
Ironically the one lactose intolerant guy was Ashkenazi, and I met 100% brown people who weren't
>>60039663
Norway get
