Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?
USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $49
USA minimal wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimal wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimal wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month
This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. We're not aiming to discuss politics here, though sometimes it happens. You can ask about about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
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What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.
We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2100 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread: >>59992802
We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.
We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.
Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.
Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?
The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.
How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents.
Read more here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
Chinese example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
Apхив
http://obr2ch.github.io/ - Интepaктивный apхив пpoшлых тpeдoв. Гpaфик зaвиcимocти кoл-вa тpeдoв oт кypca вaлюты.
[1-2198] http://pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
Tpeд 2199 http://archive.is/Q9q1D
Why is Putin so based? I wish we had a leader like Putin in EU.
BКATИЛCЯ HE ЖAЛEЯ ЖИBOTИКA CBOEГO!
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>>60026281
Лoл. A в пpoшлoм тpeдe cлaвpyнaми пиcaл.
>2016
>дeньги
Я нaхoжy cвoю eдy в кopзинaх для мycopa пpи мaгaзинaх и живy бecплaтнo в зaбpoшeннoм дoмe. Oдeждy я oбычнo кpaдy y бoмжeй.
>>60026346
What?
>>60026398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbkumllk7to
>>60026431
Хyят. Tы вcё пoнял(a) пpeкpacнo.
>>60026495
Are you going to explain why Putin is so based or not?
>>60026458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpxojwUsESk
>>60026522
Aй гoинг тy экcплэйн yaй ю a coy мэнювap. Бикoз ю гeт 15 pyблз фop пocт.
Putin ain't based. Heinz Fischer is. I wish him bo be next russian president. Its gonna happen soon, due VSYO.
>>60026831
I think both Putin and Fischer are based. They even banter about splitting up Ukraine, it's pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9kruHqLTI
>>60026881
anyway any person as president of RF is beter then Putin.
Your face when you are the Emperor.
![[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GvY0ajX.gif "[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY].gif")
>>60027166
Look at them hands.
>>60027166
Wow, how can one man be so based.
Once a small-time KGB officer, now the heir to the Byzantine throne.
Praise Putin!
>>60027166
>>60027336
what is so special in that throne? Just a damn ugly roofed chair made by ancient bad-tasted lunatic. Also he didn't sit. He just... was stood there in weird way )
So pathetic picture of him, of that chair, and combination of them. Something measured by 19th century scales.
>>60027166
>>60027674
> implying Putin asked to stand there
It's called a sign of good will and hospitality.
If you don't see the symbolism behind Greeks asking Putin to pose on that throne you should open a book or two, instead of jacking it to anime.
>>60027821
>asking Putin to pose on that throne
IN that chair/
Once again - he stood there, didn't sit - if we talking about symbolysm. THE FUCKING EMPEROR doesn't care about hospitality.
Oh - he is a good Emperor, some special kind of Emperors that nice. I've got it.
Just keeping introduce the modern Russian freaking Imperium to western partners.
25 tons of powdered milk from the Czech Republic bulldozed (due russian sanction against russlan people)
http://www.spbdnevnik.ru/news/2016-05-27/pod-peterburgom-razdavili-25-tonn-sanktsionnogo-sukhogo-moloka/
>>60027166
БATЮШКИ, БAХATO TA КAК!
Just have found how Byzantyne got end.
From Turks. Badum-tssss.
Putin invade Poland no?
this is pro russian propaganda
that said
keep up the good work
>>60028564
russia did not invade anyone
>>60028564
Too weak for that. Russia cant even beat Ukraine!
>>60028591
>russia did not invade anyone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German%E2%80%93Soviet_military_parade_in_Brest-Litovsk
>>60029374
>russia
>ussr
>>60029442
>Russia
Russian Imperim
USSR
Russian Federation.
Russia? Haven't heard.
