>Visiting American school >Fail the mandatory metal detector
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>Visiting American school
>Fail the mandatory metal detector test at the entrance
>School police come to arrest me
>Get shot
>go to school
>pass the metal detector test, or don't have one because I go to a decent school
>if there is one I can relax and feel safe at school while still having the freedom to own guns
>leave school and remember I live in the #1 country in the world which wont be cucked by muslims
>>60015683
Learn to not get triggered so easily.
>>60015683
This is why everyone thinks Americans can't handle banter.
>>60015683
>>pass the metal detector test, or don't have one because I go to a decent school
are you implying that there actually exist american schools that have metal detectors? are you memeing me?
>>60015765
>>60015849
>can't counter banter
Stop being such cucks.
>>60016022
There are, though they generally only exist in the worst of inner city schools.
>>60016022
The realism is what makes it so funny.
even with the most obvious bait, they must eat it
>>60016368
>Brits and Aussies
>civilized
>>60015482
>have pleasant conversation with police officer eating donuts
>The conversations ends and I start my departure
>"FREEZE!" "GET HIM" "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH"
>Get tackled by 13 different officers
>Scared shitless out of my mind
>Ask what the fuck is going on
>Under arrest because I forgot to tip him 15% of my income.
>>60016266
Fucking hell it's actually real
I thought it was just memes
>>60015482
>Tfw you've never been shot
Feels bad man, I feel unpatriotic.
>>60016368
>>60015482
>Be american
>Miraculously survive car accident
>Get shot
>>60016022
the ones that have them are filled to the brim with niggers, even spic filled ones won't have them (my old school)
>>60018698
You're the one to speak about police corruption, Mr. Gonzalez
>>60018698
that is simply not true, where did you get that out of, what the hell?
>Be american
>get shot
>Go to hospital
>They remove the bullet
>"That'll be $100,000 please"
>Tell them I cannot afford that
>They shoot you again
So, that's what liberty feels like....
