anime edition
cara.
>cornish internet
maisie
be right back
You know who is the best person in the world? Read the first word again.
>>60010506
EARLY
>>60012662
>>60012598
Trust me it's not worth it. Being a NEET is soul crushing.
If you need some release from stress, a better idea is to save up money from work and travel the world for a month. That's more fulfilling than staying indoors and playing video games and wanking.
Fuck, even an everyday retail job is more fulfilling than not working; at least you're earning money and have a reason to wake up and go outside and interact with people.
I've been NEET for like 4 years and I want to die
>>60012725
alri louie
>>60010533
imagine being this guy. one of these days you'll probably sberg out at her getting a non-white boyfriend and mail a letterbomb to her and kill yourself because you think you'll be united with her in heaven
>My secondary school bully has gone on to fulfil his potential
>>60012689
great post :)
>>60012755
I had my Louie phase years ago when I was a faggot teen who thought he knew best.
If only I listened
>>60012701
>>60012755
>>60012756
reminder
>>60012566
Get a saxophone.
>>60012589
I mean, we'd still have to pay into the EU budget to join the EEA, and we wouldn't get any of it back in subsidies/grants like we do now.
Plus we import about 40% of our food. a significant portion of that from the EU.
We'd also lose access to the EU education market, so no more cheap English taught degrees from the Netherlands, Denmark and Germany. .
>>60012756
t. ricardo
>buy graffixks card from CeX (yeah, that was me)
>does't work
>return it for credit
>bu a better one from the website for the same price
>arrived today
>an even better one just came in stock
JUST
why are stupid/uneductaed/poor people/people who cannot spell so much more likely to be anti-eu? and why are they so vocal on comment sections?
>>60012725
had the "cba working, no point" mentality from like 17-24. was the most depressing low point of my life. every day was just get up and sit in front of the monitor bored out of my mind, closed off from the outside world.
yeah it's p.nice having all that free time at first, not having to get up in the morning and being able to do whatever you want when you want. after a while it wears off though.
started working a bum retail job part-time and even though I hated it, I was that awkward quiet guy people thought was a serial killer, It was better than just sitting there on my own all day feeling dead and empty.
>>60012837
t. rasheed
>>60012896
runts like to squeal, they can't help themselves
>>60012823
So fucking what? Those are all arbitrary non-important things that are not reasons to stay in an ahistorical, unprecedented and frankly deceptive political union that rides roughshod over our economy and our basic rights as a functioning state.
You think losing access to cheap degrees abroad matters a single shit to the average Briton? You think we magically won't be able to trade / import things from the EU if we leave? Norway isn't in the EU. Switzerland isn't. And guess what? Those countries are booming, they're fine, they're in control of their own shit.
People like you baffle me.
>>60012880
your graphics card was used for years nonstop mining bitcoin
>buy graffixks card from CeX
just asking for it 3bh
An ode to /brit/,
>Oh /brit/, oh /brit/
>You truly are shit
>Shitposts gallore!
>Poleaboo
>Doing a poo
>Yet, I can't leave you
>FONT
>FONC
>FOY
>I
>DONT
>KNOW
>Names, name, names, countless names, names that are lame lame lame
>Kev is Irish
>Craven is gone
>Thailad is fucking ladyboys
>Lisicki and Riley have died
>A unique culture of linguistics and memes
>Alri lads t b h and tea
>The absolute scum of the country
>Well I must go now lads, mummy is calling.
I will see you in the morning
Huge gaps in my memory of last night and I wish I knew what happened
>>60012896
>uneductaed
>people who cannot spell
fuck sake
>>60012939
t. amerifat
>>60012896
not an argument
>>60012896
probably because they're the ones who have to live with all the jf
>>60012896
They get all their news from the sun/daily mail/ Sunday sport.
>>60012896
>>60012956
Norway pays more to be in the EU than we do and is more integrated into the EU than us
i'm preying on you now amerishit, gonna hound you until you go back to /cum/
>>60012981
what a lovely clean dog
>>60012981
me on the right
>>60012962
that's very highly probable
just testing it with FO4 and it smells funny
bit apprehensive about taking this 1p lsd lads
afraid i'll have a bad trip
>>60012939
ricardo lopez you mong
>>60013023
NORWAY IS NOT IN THE EU FAGGOT THEY LEFT IN '94
>b-but muh social EEA
DOESN'T MATTER
>>60012981
nice pic, thanks 4 sharing :)
SLAY THE GAY
>>60012981
me on the left
>>60012689
Anonymous?
>>60013074
np :)
>>60012896
>>60012688
literally took me half an hour to piece everything together
https://howthelightgetsin.iai.tv/events/the-politics-of-hope-2185
just got tickets lads
>>60012896
Because poor people are the ones who lives next door to Stanislav who runs the local gang and Rashinder who dunked his pakora in every 14 year old white girl in a 2 mile radius.
Meanwhile the only immigrants that Guardian reader Jane Clarke, who studies History of Fine art and is active in student politics, has ever interacted with are the fat brown girls in hijabs whose parents forced them to study medicine.
>>60013074
nice post, thanks 4 sharing :)
>>60013011
t. guardian reading intellectual
>>60013087
you on the left alright
NO SPRAY NO LAY
NO SPLASH NO GASH
HAHAHAAH
#JUSTNORMIETHING
#BANTZ
>>60012880
just take it back to your local shop and they'll refund you or give you credit
>>60013139
>being an intellectual who reads things beyond page 3 of the Sun is bad
>>60013161
no armani no punani
>>60013120
why didn't they just try a bit harder in school and then not live in a shit area then, it's their fault really
>>60012880
>4% lower temperature and steel-capped anti-shock thermistors!!!
Entire PC component industry is a giant marketing scam
>Tax credits for low-income workers? better cut them, those scroungers should have done better in school
>immigrants? we can't have those! they'll push down wages for low-income workers!
>>60013270
Impressive cheekbones.
selling rune 2h 60k
*presses accept but switches it with an iron 2h before hitting accept again just as you accept*
*accepts*
heheh.. nothin human resources kiddo
doing my best
thoughts on this?
>>60013180
my point was that you see yourself as an intellectual when you're just as retarded as everybody else fucking here including myself
Mad that you can literally find CP on google images
she walked past i pressed rewind
>>60013323
really makes u think
>>60013323
Imagine if that was your dad
>>60013323
>muh fox news!!
post number sixty million, thirteen thousand and seventy four
it seems poleaboo's angry at himself again
>>60013309
shoot yourself in the temple
>>60012956
We'll pay almost as much in, and get less back.
They will 100% bend us over a barrel, because they know we import far more in physical goods from them, than they do from us. We mostly make up the balance with out service economy. And they will have an incentive to go with a local service instead of us if we leave, so thats out the window.
Access to cheap, high quality education is good for the UK. Even though we lose some talent in brain drain, it means more UK citizens have access to further education.
Norway is booming because they have oil, and a progressive government with the foresight to reinvest the oil money. Switzerland is doing well because the mountain jews and their hoarded gold have always been isolationist, and are the de facto European asset hiding site (along with Luxembourg).
It's our current government that opposes the human rights act, just passed a ridiculously ham-fisted drug law, and keeps trying to censor the internet. I trust the EU more than the tories.
>>60013202
mate he is making stuff up to fit his agenda, most guardian readers are professionals working in city or government employment and meet more non brits than the professional masturbater who sits at home looking at cartoon girls. Most anti EU people are stupid, poor, uneducated or very young/old as you say, but its becuase the world changed and the people who are like this are unable to change with it so fight tooth and nail to keep things as they are. Doesnt make any difference, the world doesnt run with real countries in isolation anymore. Those days are gone.
can you buy RAW rolling paper in Ireland/UK
>>60013425
don't reply to me again yeah
>>60013380
off yourself
>>60013367
>implying it's not
>>60013323
>>60010506
Why are the girls naked in the credits for K-On?
>>60013397
there's no temples around me mate, don't have a large hindu population around here
just did a big narstie
What language are they speaking in London these days?
>>60013461
>thinks it's cute
>>60013479
>thinks it's funny
just fucking die already
Could go for some porridge soon lads
might have to rev up the microwave for some tea too
>>60013270
Hello rasheed, enjoying your stay?
Going to play Minecraft and listen to a few albums.
hello hello hi, hello hi
really makes you think
from a UK perspective
>>60013573
Hello
Why are you here and not out having fun
>>60013355
I used to read the independent. Guardian is a bit daffy.
Plus I actually have a masters degree from a russell group university in a STEM subject, so I feel like I've earned the right to wank over myself.
>>tfw american subhumans eventually will stop dying on the battlefields because they will be replaced by drones
Just dropped my PS3 off at CEX to sell it, cheeky cunts told me to come back with an HDMI cable in an hour after they've tested it or they won't be able to buy it
>>60013588
me on the left doing a cry
me reading the daily mail
from the moment you were born you were exposed to daily propaganda that turned you into the nihilistic, boneless aphid that you are today
take a shot and let it out
let's get right
now that i'm here baby
show me a good time
Why isn't it the law that you're only allowed to own one house?
It would make houses cheaper and stop this buy to rent shit.
>>60013668
Because then houses wouldn't be built
>>60013661
with a wicked sense of wit
Really makes you think
>>60013668
Probably wouldn't
Dearest, I feel certain that I am going mad again. I feel we can't go through another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices, and I can't concentrate. So I am doing what seems the best thing to do. You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be. I don't think two people could have been happier till this terrible disease came. I can't fight any longer. I know that I am spoiling your life, that without me you could work. And you will I know. You see I can't even write this properly. I can't read. What I want to say is I owe all the happiness of my life to you. You have been entirely patient with me and incredibly good. I want to say that—everybody knows it. If anybody could have saved me it would have been you. Everything has gone from me but the certainty of your goodness. I can't go on spoiling your life any longer. I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been. V
kek what a retarded bint haha
have a cold lads
why are there so many druggies in britain
>>60013708
>>60013688
Glad he managed to reform himself after being exposed to good European values
What's your opinion on Mondo lads? https://getmondo.co.uk/faq/
Future or fad?
>>60013588
>>60013651
>>60013730
>mfw free healthcare
just woke up haha
>>60013668
so the only way you could move out is if you bought a house?
>>60013740
looks cool desu
Need a beer 2bh
>>60013688
ah yes these are definitely the same people
>>60013771
alri lids
really makes u think
>>60013802
>>60013815
I was 'til you showed up
>it's a male alien wants to fugg Carter episode
>>60013688
This seems completely conclusive and scientific.
I'll have to completely change my opinion no, in light of such overwhelming evidence.
>>60013668
fuck off commie mong
Can't wait until we stay in the EU t b h lads.
>mfw 'cake by the ocean' is a mis-retranslation of sex on the beach
>mfw 'mis-retranslation' isn't a word but idgaf
>>60013872
Why was Farage so in favour of accepting Syrian refugees in 2013 if he's such a racist? Something doesn't add up
*secedes from the union*
>>60013886
Leaving would literally destroy us.
>>60013899
ISIS
>>60013872
I'm looking forward to it.
What's the your age and what's the youngest girl you'd shag?
I'm 24, pretty decent looking and do just fine with girls around my age but I get a lot of attention from younger girls as I look younger than what I am.
Today there was a girl on the train who was eyeing me as I got on and I kept catching her staring at me. She was really fucking pretty but can't have been any olden than 17 and I was in 2 minds as to whether or not I'd actually shag her if given the opportunity.
I probably would but just wouldn't tell anyone...
>>60013972
6 months
>>60013921
t. Big business shill
>>60013831
that's clearly Ashens' couch though
>>60013933
Yup. Anticipating the butthurt of BREXITwats here, going to be glorious.
>>60013972
age / 2 + 7
>>60013972
I'm 23 I would bang a 16 year old just saying
>>60013972
i find girls are without doubt objectively the most attractive they will ever be on their 18th birthday
>mfw I constantly occupy your mind simply by existing
>>60013990
If that means being a shill for a prosperous country then go ahead and pot t. all day long.
Best betting website/mobile app?
Want to make a cheeky bet on the final tonight but don't know which site to use
>>60013972
I'm 27 and it'd be 18
>>60013972
I'm 22 and I'd shag an 18 year old, doesn't really bother me desu, might have something to do with the age gap of 6 years between my parents
thanks janny :)
>>60014008
So age divided by 9
>>60014037
BET FREE SEX FOIVE
>>60014037
dropbox
>>60013915
Rorke
>>60014037
>betting
This triggers the yank
>>60014075
bruh do u even know pemdas
>>60013972
27yo and I'd go down to 14 if I could get away with it, otherwise 16
Hull or Wednesday lads?
Why are anons here pro brexit? That would mean the UK wouldn't be able to conduct tariff-free trade with the EU member states so wouldn't that kill the economy?
>>60010506
Excellent thread lad!!!!
>>60014058
My grandfather married a 21 year old at age 50 and had three kids
>>60013972
What ever is the legal minimum. Might be because there's a 21 year difference between my parents.
>>60014075
>brit education
that would be age divided by 7 plus 2
>>60014037
bet365 has 100% deposit and some offer on the final
Having a whisky, lads.
Also, 16 if no one I know would find out.
>>60013972
21, and I'd shag as young as 16 because that's legal
Just looked in the mirror and didn't recognise the man who looked back
Is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot any good lids?
just finished playing spec ops the line lads
anyone got that meme image that compares it to apcoloypse now?
>>60014102
you mean bodmas right?
>>60014037
I use betfair
Paddypower is alright as well (they're now both owned by paddy power but betfair has a better site)
Don't like bet365
>>60014117
u really a nip?
if so r u a grill?
if so can i b ur boyfriend?
>>60014120
She is probably a gold digger then
>>60014175
yeah it was foy bait 2bh
>>60014117
Yeah but people here don't like the poles and French immigrants to here from the EU
>>60014008
(age / 2) + 7
>>60014117
We would be free to trade with anyone we choose
Staying in the EU means we have to wait at least 9 years to get a trade deal through like with Canada
Like why do Aussies even come here? I'm talking about both this general and the country. THIS PLACE IS COMPLETE SHIT, while they live in a literal utopia.
odds I go for a walk and buy some wine and swig it on my way home
evens I stay in and get plastered on this here vodka
>>60014166
this one?
>>60014175
Its bidmas you moron
>>60014024
>he thinks ppl actually care about him as an individual and not just the american government
you're not just human cattle
>>60013972
>talking with lads at work about sex and ages
>they make out as though you're a filthy pedo for shagging a 16 year old but an 18 year old is the holy grail
>>60014254
yeah thanks
>>60014180
Yes a true Yamto nip
No I am a man
>>60014207
What is wrong with the French?
>tfw you realise you've regained your sense of smell after a nice stinky fart
When I was 5 years old I accidentally broke a hamster's leg and I still feel guilty
>>60014037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF-CmAwlo2Q
>http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2016/may/28/slavery-human-trafficking-hotel-workers-bangladesh-scotland
>In July 2015, Shamsul Arefin was found guilty of human trafficking under the Asylum and Immigration Act and imprisoned for three years.
>In the appeal judgment, it emerged that he had been convicted of the sexual assault of two women migrant workers and had been handed a six-month sentence in 2013.
How can you only be jailed for three years for literal slavery?
*you're just human cattle
Why Aussies wears cork from their hats
>Champion sleague final not ITV
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60014198
She married him for security yeah what's your point
>>60014304
I used to find frogs and toads and I used to hold them and kill them because I was holding them too tight, I just loved them so much
>>60014334
BT are streaming it on youtoob
>>60014124
It's actually (your height / by your weight in kilograms * your looks out of 10 - your age + their age ^ (your penis length in inches*girth)) - their weight.
You then divide by Savilles constant, and round up to the nearest whole.
>>60014237
can hear your hat corks jangling from hear you cheeky greb
get out cunt im the official swedish poster
>>60014292
Can I move in with you? Serious. We'd just be lad friends and I'd make an effort to contribute.
>>60014017
Isn't the age of consent in Spain 13 years old?
I honestly think that's young as fuck. Girls aren't anywhere near developed at that age.
Do you actually hear about grown men (20+) shagging 13 year olds??
need some crispy tacos
who /loughborough/ here?
anyone fancy the pub?
>>60014334
how does it feel living not getting it in top tier tv quality
>>60014365
Ah yes, me and dad will just huddle around my laptop to watch it, excellent
>mfw I shagged yer mum behind Tescos
>>60014365
for free?????
>>60014279
>>60014374
wat
>>60014237
You have a muzzie problem while they have a chink problem. The Strayan PM is also a lib too. No difference really.
Do you drive?
>>60014263
normies cant tell the difference between a pedophile and a sex offender
>>60014387
>not going to your first house party at 13 and fingering the host in her mum's bed
>>60014370
what unit for the height?
ahh yes
r9k
>>60014427
Chinks aren't as big a problem. Also please answer my request to move in with you.
>>60014380
Sure Brit lads are always welcome here
My gf
>>60014412
>not having a hdmi cable or chromecast
just took my drunk work friend home, she wanted me to stay but i said no - im also kinda drunk. she's dating another work lad who is also a good friend.
did i do the right thing lads?
remember when Ebola was gonna wipe us all out lads
>a Canadian responds to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Hgl7_862Y
>>60014387
officially 16 with a close age/maturity+consent exemption for under 16s, so it's just uk's but a bit more codified i think
>>60014407
it is on TV as well though :\\
>>60014365
Do you have a link my good man?
Got a tenner on RM.
>>60014487
ah shaddup you wriggling normalstinky worm
>>60014487
Sounds like she'll probably cheat on the lad she's with at some point down the line. Might be worth telling him she asked you in.
>>60014477
>chromecast
is that better than amazon fire
>>60014470
No I meant in with you. Can we share a flat? It sounds comfy. Being serious here, I'm currently saving up until next year.
>>60014424
>>60014511
then what is the matter
>>60014493
I made that image. Posted it on /sp/ about 2 years ago. Give it back
>that girl who obviously fancied you as a kid and really couldn't have made it any more obvious but you were too autistic to realise
>>60014459
We use SI units, so ml^3, obviously.
>>60014524
you jelly brah?
>>60014527
yeah my thoughts exactly.
also she is my exs best friend too so hmmmmmm
what developed white country isn't slowly turning into a multicultural shithole?
(apart from northern ireland haha)
(no memes about northern ireland not being developed please)
>>60014340
Marriage should be done between those that actually likes each other, not for money imo.
>>60014105
still a virgin?
BRING....BRING AMBERLAMPS
>>60012982
>ifunny
kek
>>60014539
I know what you meant you plonker. I just had to show my reaction to how much of a retard you are.
>>60014576
Iceland
>>60014588
vintage meme
>>60014565
>that girl who told you she liked you but you slipped on spaghetti and never talked to her again
>>60014565
>being hung up (hue) about it
Jesus anon.
I have the attention span of a man walks into a bar
>>60014565
Yeah... Yeah :(
>>60014576
Switzerland
(it's multiculti but good, compatible cultures)
>>60014565
>mfw she literally asked me out to my face and I still didn't understand what was going on and just awkwardly walked off
>>60014576
Switzerland. Literally a utopia.
>remainers
>>60014644
And they're not in the EU omg witchcraft
>>60014491
yea
>>60014644
>>60014637
Ah yes, 25% immigrant and chock-full of Albanian Muslims, very good
>>60014511
literally isn't
>>60014380
>>60014533
Pathetic
