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>>60010477
otsu this picture doesn't make me hungry.
高卒資格の為に勉強を始めた
韓国語、英語、歴史、数学、地理、科学、哲学
読んでると頭の呪詛が解ける感じだ 良かった
学問をするってこのような感じかな、と気になってきた
>>60010477
乙です
Is this accurate?
>>60010477
Her nostrils are asymmetrical, just like mine
>>60010824
>>>/out/
>>60010701
いくつですか?
>>60010701
よかったじゃん
>>60010845
I know nothing about Japan but i want to live in that sea of cocaine in northeast
>>60010845
hnnnggg manchurian pussy
The OP girl looks exactly like this Burmese girl who let me lick her feet once. She was my best friend's ex-girlfriend and I paid her $35. He set it up. Now he makes fun of me that he cucked me.
I had to do it. When else was I going to get a Burmese girl?
>>60011171
its just rila fukushima from a less alien looking angle lmao
>>60010845
Maybe almost Yes
But,okayama prefecture and gunma prefecture are just Japanese joke
ワロタw
大都会岡山www
>>60010916
21歳
進学できると22歳になる
皆19歳に進学するのにオジサン過ぎて毎日泣く
皆さん慰め(you)しないでください
明瞭に自覚しています
>>60011463
調べてると:
2005年 岡倉玉灘合併成功。政令市化で一気に広島を超える。(済)
2006年 道州制施行。岡山市、中四国州都へ。 巨人、阪神、広島の本拠地が岡山に移転。(済)
2007年 東京-岡山ノンストップリニアが建設される。(済)
2008年 リニアの影響で東京がストローされる。事実上の経済首都へ。(済)
2009年 岡山のあまりの都会さに失禁死する人間が続出。社会問題へ。(済)
2010年 世界一の高さ及び容積を誇る人類最強の建造物ハヤシバラシティ新棟建設される。(済)
2011年 日本を岡山国に改名。(済)
2012年 国連を岡山に移転。(済)
2013年 地球を岡山星へ改称。(済)
2014年 岡山で原子配列操作技術が完成される。(済)
2015年 距離単位の「1海里」を「1ハヤシバラ」に改名。(済)
2016年 「ノーベル賞」を「橋龍賞」に改名。(30%完了済み)
2017年 岡山人が国連議席率100%を獲得。
2018年 人類の発祥が岡山であることが判明。
2019年 火星の人面石が古代岡山人による建築物であることが証明される。
2020年 月が岡山人により作られた人工惑星であることが証明される。
2021年 太陽系を岡山星系に改称。
2022年 人類を岡山人類と改名。
2023年 地球上の全生物を岡山物と改名。
日本からの送料はひどすぎ
I just came here to thank Japan for giving us Uehara Ai and Kurea Hasumi.
Thank you Japan!
>>60011791
何頼んだ
ゲームか?
>>60011824
へんたい
死ね
>>60011824
>tfw we give the world 10,000 wonderful things yet everybody hates us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
>>60011881
>Uehara Ai and Kurea Hasumiを知っている
kek
>>60011824
>Uehara Ai and Kurea Hasumi
>literally who?
>I tried googling for them.
I see.
Is boxing popular in Japan?
>>60011861
本買いたいけど送料と輸入税を加えると請求額の半分になってるから躊躇している笑
>>60011881
I come with good will and this is how you treat me?
>>60011989
Burger pls, I give you plenty of love on /cum/, just no one takes me seriously and I get BTFO
>baka.jpg
>>60012085
I heard people play pétanque in Thailand, is that true?
it is popular.
>>60011586
I heard of that students go on to upper school in older age than us in most countries.
It seems that Japanese students finish their course of study in young age relatively.
>>60011677
What s this?www
I look it first time too funny www
of course ,It s a joke
Momotaro is most famous person in Okayama who is a man that Japanese fairytale
↑This is not joke
>>60012045
I can google
>>60012171
This is not a joke.
I repeat: this is not a joke.
The Okayama Lunar Project has also been announced.
月面計画
2076年 岡山県貨物が自前の貨物機で月面に到達
2099年 岡山県が正式に領有を表明
2100年 岡山市月面区が制定され、区役所ができる
2101年 月面表町商店街アーケードができる
2102年 最上稲荷が月面に進出、宇宙OH!守りが販売され人気
2103年 天満屋が出店、農協観光第一号36名が到着する
2107年 岡山電気軌道が月面に電車を走らせる
2109年 ベネッセが学習塾を開設
2115年 林原が岡山駅前から本社を移転
2117年 クラレが工場を稼動させる
2121年 三菱が月面三菱に移転
2123年 月面岡山駅にリニアが開通
2124年 宇宙初のぽっとん便所ができる
>>60012363
>The Okayama Lunar Project
wwwwww
岡山県って何が名物なんだ
お好み焼きかなんかじゃねえの
>>60012624
桃ときび団子が有名だよね
ロシアと日本との関係が非常に密度が高くなっている
>>60011677
>>60012363
Meanwhile in Gunma.....
>>60012624
桃太郎、後楽園、人類進化/文明の発祥地、月面基地計画など。
学校で教えてくれなかったの?
ロシアは悪い奴じゃないんだ。
最初に来たロシアは砲艦外交せずに、ちゃんと引き下がったからな。
ただ、たまに領土を広げたくなる病を発症するだけなんだ。
had you ever fucked an asian girl?
>tfw no amazon japanese gf
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1464448718799.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1464448030670.jpg
>>60012938
*without having to pay
>>60013036
whats the difference? , paid or not , the girl still asian
>>60012961
Please give me source
>I am researching Japanese female height and this seems like an outlier
>>60012715
宣言文はG7会合前にほとんどできていて、会合は確認程度だろう
実際には違うことを話していたのかもしれないよ
>>60012961
I am disappointed to realize that it's actually not her armpit hair (2nd pic). Would have been glorious.
>>60013119
mayu uchida i think
>>60012938
Yes. 1 hour 10k yen.
>>60013036
fuck off
>>60013177
kek
Her hair is long
今日は投稿者が少ない感じ
>>60013036
But you have to buy stuff for your girlfriend too. It's just less explicit.
>>60013273
もう0時半だからな
>>60013170
G7の内容まだちゃんと理解してません。
>>60013036
paying for sex is scientifically proven to be LESS expensive than not paying for sex.
Don't get started with "m-muh feelings" bullshit either
>>60013178
Thank you very much!
>>60013273
確かに、スレの流れが遅いね
>>60013342
Might as well just fap if blowing a load is all you need.
今日の晩ご飯はジャンバラヤ
>>60013428
What is "Love Plus"?
>>60013428
Escorts are on a different level from fapping lad
They fulfill social needs too
>>60012938
Yes, was nippon too, doesn't scream like in JAV so I was mildly amused
>>60013273
>>60013620
*didn't
janitor cucks couldnt add an edit button to save their sorry ass website
>>60012938
im a virgin and what exactly is it like having sex with an asian girl? do they scream a lot?
>>60013620
hi
are you the white sexpat who often post on the /ASEAN/ thread?
>>60013663
what's with the moth girl?
>>60012938
I fucked a chinese girl few days ago. I am white and racist.
>>60013691
No, only do /int/ occasionally for shitpost
/tg/ is my home senpai
>>60013284
>have to
nah
>>60013578
computer game
>>60013716
蛾娘が好きじゃない?
>>60013787
I see, now that picture makes a lot of sense
>>60013663
nice drawing my friend
>>60013578
a kind of dating simulation game.
>>60013327
無駄だ、政策は何時も国内の政治のことです。
![10328611a7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bZkCQhv.jpg "10328611a7[1].jpg")
http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/5028/Nendoroid+Kogitsunemaru.html
Hello! Apart from the Good Smile cafe in Akihabara, where else can I possibly find this? I plan on finding it and any other similar figures of this character when I go there tomorrow.
have you ever met a macho tough guy Japanese man?
Or are they all pussies these days
>>60013883
そのチビ精液の鬼は誰?
>>60013803
some creepy monster fetish shit there senpai
< i think you need this
Let's face it your waifu simulator isn't gonna make you happy.
The only way to be happy is to be a rich chad and literally have 10,000 girls fighting over which one gets to fuck you
>>60013887
I've met many macho tough Japanese guys in my life.
They are usually on steroids, and their penis almost always is flaccid.
>>60013883
Mandarake COMPLEX in Akiba is reliable.
>>60013927
I don't need 10,000 girls to confirm whether I'm happy or not.
>>60013681
I had fucked only hookers
mmm asian vaginas are tight , you feel the pressure on the benis , their skin is soft and the body not so heavy, feels nice when a nice asian ass impacts your big thighs
>>60014001
Good to know! I'll make sure to stop by there.
>>60014161
peru i think you have HIV now
>>60013036
I've never bought a woman's body.
Because I just love only a virgin.
>>60012938
Yes
My penis felt good
>>60013912
kek
He is guy, do you notice it?
Japan derby will soon come here
Any interested in J horse racing?
http://i.imgur.com/T7tCXlK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/u0bT4ZD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Niu5dtG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BhgmqIP.jpg
>>60014768
How do you know if they really are virgins?
Frogs appeared.
>>60015296
creep
>>60013036
I'm sorry for talking about sexuality in previous thread.
Russian are conservative about sex?
for me the best sex feeling is when a asian girl faps your benis with her small hand while you are touching her ass or warm tits
>>60012938
男だけ
>>60015760
Russians are repressed about sex.
仲いい女友達にスマホの中のエロ画像見られたんやけど、死にたいわ
その後糞気まずくなったしトラウマになった
>>60016341
why HIV is so prevalent in Russia? Condom is taboo is it?
>>60016582
Heroin
>>60016642
whoo, heavy shit. Sorry for asking.
>>60016550
仲が良いなら気にしないで大丈夫
>>60016679
what the fuck is this response
do you think this is facebook
>>60016550
Hot. 親しい友達じゃなかったかね?
>>60010701
The Korean way of age number is higher than ours, isn't it?
I have worked together with some new employees over thirty years old recently.
As I asked them, they were so.
Because I am only an underling worker, I sometimes work with such people. :)
They have no freshness, but it is common except for that.
No one minds that. Someone said he was a former neat lol.
And after several years, they will put a bold face on the matter probably.
Rather it seems that they sometimes have better life than me.
It makes no sense to work from earlier.
It's no problem not to work until over thirty year old for the life plan.
Though The only difference is they seems not to enjoy their work...
>>60017019
Suck my dick harder instead of posting such silly answer.
>>60017088
now that's what im talking about
*sucks your dick*
>>60016642
fag-yu-yu
tell me more about kokodril
how popular is this drug in russia ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeAr5bBDto
>>60016550
どんなエロ画像?
電子書籍は便利だけど本棚から本をとることや紙の感触の楽しさはない
どうしよう
>>60017514
電子書籍を買うとしたらどこで買う
>>60016134
did you meet all your hookers on wechat?
今日名古屋のブラジル祭りに行ってきたんだけど
露店がインドとかトルコとか滅茶苦茶だったわ
糞不味い酒飲まされたけど肉は美味かったしブラジルのねーちゃんの尻エロかったし楽しめたわ
>>60017591
hontoそれかamazonかな
他に電子書籍が購入できるサイトは知らない
米日友好
japs are sleeping
hey japs
if i went to one of the cuddle cafes, do you think I could get away with tickling and sniffing/licking the girls feet? the girl in this picture looks barefoot.
how much are they?
>19歳
>カードゲームを買う
>死にたくなる
>>60019611
>>60019611
>20代半ば
>4chanで吸血鬼幼女のふりしてる
>>60020354
なにこれ?
>>60020573
忘れた
自殺
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL2hYF2a2aY
America should bring it back.
First, the Norwegians took our women.
Then they took the 60M get.
バルムンク
>>60017884
>japanese '"""""""""people""""""""""
heres one for all the footfags
>>>/s/16716032
https://youtu.be/miT6oNLRKa4
do you like pnl my nipponese friends?
>>60021597
>PNL
>>60021597
Pathetic.
>>60021597
are they white?
300万ダウンロード突破
神社本庁発行の神道パンフレット
http://www.jinjahoncho.or.jp/konohanasakuya/hoderi/wp-content/themes/jinja/dl/soul-of-japan.pdf
>>60021900
ching chong ching
>>60021920
of course not
>>60021262
That thread is hilarious, I didn't realise Canada being weedman wasn't just a meme
I can't sleep
>>60021597
>>60022023
please leave this thread, kankerflikker
Why can't I sleep
>>60022191
have a good wank
>>60022157
why?
>>60022317
Post a picture of yourself wearing a skirt
>>60022487
so you can have nightmares tonight?
>>60022518
I also want to fap to the F. for fap's sake
>>60022518
I wasn't asking for myself, y-yo
私はバーコード人ですしかしただ23歳
^
Is this correct lads?
>>60007957
みたいな学校行ってなさそうなコメント見ると不快感覚える
125代の中で仁徳天皇や天武天皇と持統天皇のエピソードくらいしか知らないから上手く言えないが
>>60022756
>しかしただ23歳
This part is not very good
How about 私は23にしてバーコード人です。 ?
>>60022756
>バーコード人
what
>>60022756
まだ23歳なのにバーコードです。
>taking a big shit
>it's nice and smooth; no problems here
>due to my toilet being a retarded narrowish shape (a bit triangular) and the water being shallow, my shit just lands and piles up on the front edge of the bowl right above the water
>let it rest for a few seconds while i unroll some toilet paper
>use my decades of experience with origami to fold it into a shape resembling a square
>tfw i can feel the warmth of my shit emanating from between my legs
great feel lads. i wonder if newborn babies emanate the same amount of heat
why does depravity like this come from japan? i just dont understand
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464385390131.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464386803275.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464415184295.webm
>>60022991
ハゲて頭がバーコードみたいになった人のこと
Where can I find glow-in-the-dark paint parties with hot Jap girls? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9XonsuEZU
>>60023324
because some people (not limited to japan) have weird fetishes that must be catered to
>>60023324
I got very close to vomiting
>>60023418
そんな酷いことをするより丸刈りのほうがまだマシだろw
>>60023520
good thing i didnt link these then
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464415229884.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464415287701.webm
What the fuck does this say? I can't make out what characters these are, the speech bubble on the left is said before the right one
>>60024421
そ
ちゃん
>>60023420
子 ちゃん
>>60024005
気狂いだよな
>>60024464
>子
ファッグ :DDDDDD
>>60024515
>>60024634
crazy fucks
>>60024421
>>60024464
>i quoted the wrong person
:DDDD
>>60024463
>>60024862
poor American
He would think "そちゃん" is right.
Hey medical school anon, are you here?
>>60023324
They just want more attention to make profit.
They don't care if it's good or bad or how they're seen.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R_5AQO4QOSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-QUP13GAeA
What is this song about?
>>60026161
>0:58
>ワスダディリ!
Shit them japanese women crave my black dick
can you smuggle drugs domestically easily? do they search you or even care?
チンポさん?
>>60026238
blue mountain range
>>60026508
dont.
shit, posted in the wrong thread again
>>60014161
gg fellow peruvian brother
>>60026508
>>60026684
Excuse me, sir.
But would you kindly go to a police box with me?
Cause I'm a dab hand at smelling something very fishy.
>>60026568
様だよ
チンポ様
>>60026985
>smelling something very fishy
must be all the japanese pussy he ate
post face
>>60027065
>>60027155
Would be friends with
>>60027052
i'll have you know i'm a kissless virgin
>>60027472
shhh
he doesn't know that
http://www.freejapanesefont.com/
What's a good yandere font from here? Something cute yet intimidating
rate
>>60027528
from the first page ほそふわ gets my vote
Post British-Japanese please.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuo_Ishiguro
https://www.celebslike.me
Post
>>60027788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lloyd_Young
>>60027552
>>60028054
>brown
>UK
makes sense
Anyone have experience with using WaniKani to learn Kanji? I'm a big fan of using mnemonics and pictures to learn. Wondering if it's worth the money after the first three lessons.
For those that don't know it's an extension of the main tofugu site that promises to teach 2000 Kanji and 6000 vocab in about 1-1.5 years. The site uses mnemonics, story telling, and pictures along with spaced repetition to help learn Kanji and vocab.
>>60028166
>cunt
>USA
makes sense
>>60028273
Must have done something wrong
>>60028323
too pretty
kon
>>60011171
Hot
Did you take pics
We liberal of France support Donald Trump
>>60028825
damn Korea
>>60028266
What do you mean exactly by learning kanji?
>>60028938
What a monkey
>>60028938
but
we fucking nuked them twice?
>>60029247
was nuf ennuf
>>60028825
why are koreans so filthy?
>>60028266
the guy who made the tofugu site is massive asian normie weeb
don't trust asian normie weebs
>>60024990
I'm here
good morning
>>60028266
You can learn much more than that in 1 year if you use Anki and follow the tips on /DJT/. And free of charge.
>>60028938
>politician
Not good idea 2bh
im into high test asian women
>>60031233
kys
>>60031233
only good if they're japanese bba milfs
All right, how are you going to justify these abuses that millions of innocents suffered in the hands of the Japanese?
http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2016/05/27/war-crimes-imperial-japan-lesson-moral-equivalence-mr-obama/
Japan really isn't so cool after all.
>>60031472
go away
>>60031472
japan is not cute at all , anime was used by the jap goverment to hide the real jap face , a face of being worst than the nazis
Good morning, anons.
>>60031641
go buy a chinese hooker
>>60031679
good morning
おはようございません
>>60031696
but the korean "massage parlors" are way higher quality
>>60031679
go to work
>>60031727
go suck a dick
>>60031742
go eat a burger
>>60031727
おはよう
そこには何時なの?
>>60031218
Im just glad those netouyo shill got btfo Tbh
>>60031472
but japan stop doing that and repented for their sins of WW2 m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
>>60031472
https://youtu.be/tyqMgqToRLM?t=7m24s
why are Japanese musicians so cute
>>60031776
朝8時
>>60031771
I wish
>>60031755
よ
(^＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿^)
>>60031742
in all seriousness though I want to go to a "massage parlour" one day but i'm too afraid to.
what do
I legit just want a massage and maybe get sucked. but mainly just want a massage
>>60031973
Be honest my friend, you want a suck more than the massage.
>>60030311
Hey! Do you want to exchange emails or something so I can help you with English and be culture pals?
>>60031831
It says right there that it's from Shanghai. Now how do you explain away your other barbaric acts and cannibalism?
>In the 1990s, documents were uncovered that described widespread cannibalism by Japanese troops. The Japanese academic who collected these papers, Toshiyuki Tanaka, said the cannibalism was not primarily due to a shortage of food, but “to consolidate the group feeling of the troops.”
>Tanaka documented at least 100 cases of cannibalism against Australian and Indian soldiers, and forced laborers in New Guinea, plus evidence of more such atrocities in the Philippines.
>“A Pakistani, who was captured when Japan overran Singapore and taken to New Guinea, testified that in his area Japanese soldiers killed and ate one prisoner a day for ‘about 100’ days. The corporal said he saw flesh being cut from prisoners who were still alive,” reported the UK Telegraph in 1992.
いつも、いつも員数合わせなどと言われないで、たまには嘘でも良いから一騎当千の兵と言ってほしいよ。
>>60031973
well the """""""""""""massage parlors""""""""""""" i go to are more about the suck (and beyond) than the massage so their massages tend to be pretty weak
translate if you can and see the real face of japan
>>60032004
no I actually want a massage. massaging my traps feels real nice, but I want a proper one done.
>>60032061
aw
>>60032047
"someone said" is not evidence in 1st world.
>>60032152
Toshiyuki Tanaka is a well respected historian. That's not just "someone said".
Holy fuck why does nigel keep using an ugly fuck for the op pic
>>60032085
where is the describe of " they killed prisoner"?
You never reply us about this question.
>>60031803
>Those
Who? where?
