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It's Always Sunny In Eilat edition


Invited: Israelis, Jews, good goys
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHW2W-OrSAg
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>>60008268
Daily reminder that yahzan "shill untill thread is kill" should be hanged and quartered.
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FIRST FOR PREGGY REFAELI
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1st for the firebombing of the shithole known as Eilat
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>>60008386
i've first'd first.
now give me all your shekels
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>>60008423
Fuck outta here, niqqua. I'm first.
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YNET: השר גבאי התפטר בגלל שנמאס לו ממה שקורה בממשלה הזו.

israelis: מי זה בכלל
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I know an Israeli who lives in the UK but talks with an American accent. Is it common for young people to have Yank accents?
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>>60008524
facebook humour
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>>60008623
Israelis study the American version of English in schools so yes.
Add Hollywood movies to that and you got yourself a nice Americanized-Israeli accent.

>pic related, IDF girl
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>>60008814
>מבטא אמריקאי
>נחמד
top חח
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>>60008268
>good goys
You're going to have to be a bit more specific here, merchant.
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>>60008814
My cousin married an Israeli and she's pregnant. Will the baby be half goyim? How does that work exactly?
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>>60008969
Anyone who has a Jew mother is considered fully Jewish, regardless of the father.
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>>60008885
>it's that butthurt muslim diaspora again
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>>60009055
Nice. They had their wedding in Haifa but I couldn't make it. I'd like to visit one day.
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>>60009055

a good trick to avoid being cucked, the chosen are on another level
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>>60009096
lel not even close. I just wanted to post that webm for some reason, that reason being the opportunity to gather some (You)'s of course. I'm actually an Islam hating atheist.
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>>60009125
Too bad for you mate. Was it a Jewish wedding where the groom has to break a glass?

>>60009126
ikr

>>60009163
Can you tell me what are Puerto Rico's current relations with the USA? Are you an American colony? Can you move the the USA?
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>>60009351
>Was it a Jewish wedding where the groom has to break a glass?
Yep!
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>>60009351
just noticed her IDF pants and belt.
is this legal?

>>60009428
at least you got to throw a bachelor party for your bro right?
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Do Yahtzah at least get paid for this much shitposting?
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>>60009682
I certainly hope so
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>>60009682
how come Palestinian men are such cucks?
>>60003377
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Has somebody killed an Arab here ?
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>>60009808
I have. He was a literal post-convicted terrorist.
Why are you asking?
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>goys

It's goyim, you fake Jew. Take off your proxy.
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>>60009760
>Israel Miss Trans
Sorry Chaim, it is your mess now
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>conersions


Medieval Arab writers ascribed the ancestry of the Berbers to *Goliath the Philistine and maintained their Canaanite origin. The Phoenician colonization of Africa, the long Carthaginian domination, and the survival of Punic, a language closely related to Hebrew, supported these legends which spread among the Berbers themselves. Similar tales are found in the writings of Greek and Latin authors and in the Talmud which spread the legend that the Canaanites immigrated of their own free will to North Africa. It is said that the survivors of the Jewish revolt in *Cyrenaica (115–116 C.E.) found refuge among the Berbers of Western *Libya . Scholars have frequently claimed that the Jews' desire to proselytize found a favorable atmosphere among the Berbers from the first to the seventh centuries. African Christianity, whose early converts were Jews, clashed with Jewish proselytism. Archaeological discoveries, epigraphs, and writings of the Christian scholars Tertullian and St. Augustine, indignant at the growing Berber conversions to Judaism, attest to these facts. The persecutions by the Byzantines forced Jews to settle among the Berbers in the mountain and desert regions. Ibn Khaldun confirmed the existence of a large number of proselyte Berbers at the time of the Arab conquest of Africa.
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>>60009997
>italy

It's Italia, you fake Roman. Take off your proxy.

>>60010018
'''''she'''''s an Arab from a Palestinian family,
thus your very own sissyboi
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Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in].

* Jews have too much power in international financial markets.

* Jews have too much control over global affairs.

* Jews think they are better than other people.

* Jews have too much control over the global media.

* Jews are responsible for most of the world’s wars.

* Jews have too much power in the business world.

* Jews don’t care what happens to anyone but their own kind.

* People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave.

* Jews have too much control over the United States government.

* Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust.
Xposting from the previous thread.
What would be the answers of actual Israelis in this questionnaire
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>>60010059
TL;DR but thanks

>>60010157
What's the Jewish percentage out of Greece's population?
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>white jews are the smartest jews
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>>60010267
what about Isla Fisher?
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>>60010188
Dunno dude its like five to eight thousand.
And the number is declining because everyone is fleeing this place Greeks and jews alike
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>>60010267
""""White"""" Jews are Italians: https://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2013/10/08/ashkenazi-jewish-women-descended-mostly-from-italian-converts-new-study-asserts/
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>>60010403
>obscure ratio
I asked what's the percentage of Jews out of Greece's population.
I'd even take the pre-crisis Greece data.
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>>60010449
so you're admitting you're not white?
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>>60010574
Stormfags don't consider Italians White, so yes.
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>>60010597
Why do you capitalize Random words?

>>60010574
rekt
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>>60009055
No fuck you i'm not a fucking jew
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>>60010707
what are you then? christian?
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>>60010707
Jake Gyllenhaal, is that you?
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>>60010666
That's how the English language works, Satan. They capitalize shit for no reason.
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>>60009925
Keep up the good work.
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>>60010914
Thanks mate.

>>60010914
Are you sure Balotelli?
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>>60010570
>obscure number
No dude that the actual number.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Greece
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I fond it weird to see Jews as normies. I always see them as bookish, intellectual, rigid and uptight. Never knew they actively partake in the degeneracy they love to produce through media
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>>60011063
these are israelis they're not real jews
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>>60011103
This.
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>>60011063
Israelis are as normies as it gets.

>>60011034
What's the percentage of Jews out of Greece's population?
Not numbers, not ratio, not fractions.
%PERCENTAGE%

>>60011103
According to /pol/, all Jews and Israelis are the exact same person.
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>>60011278
i love going on /pol/ just to say that dark hair/dark eyed people have invented most things in history and that non whites invented western culture

they get so buttmad
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>>60011278
There is your %percentage%
0.04090909090909091
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>>60010707
I bet you are; the few we had 'escaped' to your land during the war. Topkek

>>60011351
And THAT is why ausfags needs to be banned from yet another board; /pol/
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>>60011450
So Jews are barely 0.04% out of Greece's population?
Is that why your economy is 3rd world tier?

>>60011351
Topkek don't forget mentioing Jesus being a Jewish rabbi
This wikipedia fact gets many so many antisemitic infographs in return.
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>>60008268
WHO /ASHDOD/ HERE?

WHERE MY NIGGAS @????
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>>60011595
>Shitposts as an answer
I should have seen that comming desu.
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>>60011700
Ashdod needs to get nuked, too much slavity-slavs and frogs.
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>>60011798
fuck you schlomo
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>>60011806
fuck off, LEAFlet.
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>>60011700
Are you an ex-Israeli? Why have you left?

>>60011798
You can say the same thing about any other beach city.

>>60011761
I jew'd you to answer exactly what I wanted to showcase.
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Would a jewish girl date me? I'm uncircumsized.
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>>60011945
Read my first fucking post you shilling piece of shite. >>60008362
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>>60011945
>Are you an ex-Israeli? Why have you left?

It was ok but it was kind of boring desu.

Might return again but I'm unsure.
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>>60011993
Jewish girls won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off so no.
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>>60011945

You can say the same thing about any other city in this damn shithole
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>>60012056
I'm pretty cheap to be fair...
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>>60012073
Well, my city looks quite decent.
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>>60012148
stop lying to yourself
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>>60012116
there are two ways to get a jewish girl into bed:

Either you have a big cock and a huge mullet
or enough paper in your wallet.

>>60012148
>he lives in a french colony

ayyy lmao
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>>60012073
>>60012204
t. Selfhating kike

Go to the beach and get laid m8 you're too highstrung
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>>60012224
fuck off you discount yank
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>>60012224
>t. Selfhating kike
Says the kike that ran away to LEAFland.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>60012116
Being cheap is actually a turn off for girls.

>>60012204
My current gf is of French Jewish descent, actually.

>>60012224
/this
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>>60012266
>he thinks i'm not a slav who lied to get his way into kikezreal

My benis isn't even cut you stupid yid LMAO.
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>>60012210
Is it possible to con jewish girls into thinking I've got a big wallet or are they too smart for this?
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god I hate Canada
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>>60012279
>Being cheap is actually a turn off for girls.
Girls who aren't cheap (financially) are a turn off for me though. Forever alone, I guess.
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>>60012321
yeah you wrote that in your previous replies Achmed
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>>60012307
>He is a slav and a LEAF
you're JUST personified lmao.

>>60012309
Just go after the slavilty slavs, they're all whores anyways.
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>>60012368
>Achmed
what?
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>>60012402
>you're JUST personified lmao.

What's wrong with it exactly? It's the best of both worlds.

>Slav master race genes
>Living in one of the most comfy countries in the world AND i have an Israeli citizenship still so i can visit there whenever i want to without a hitch


Normally the only downside of being slav master race is living in a shithole, but for me that problem doesn't exist.
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>>60012413
It's yahzans' main tactic, duderino.
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Sephardi ftw

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4807687,00.html
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>>60012470
it's not yachcan because there is no meh looking facebook whore attached to his post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WN4Kjc3pK0
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>>60012462
>>Slav master race genes
LMAO
M
A
O
keep your delusions to yourself, LEAFman.
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>>60012511
Sounds kinda racist. What do they mean with "pure"?
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>>60012609
>this comment section
Could you possibly get more cancerous and edgy?
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>>60012610
>High iq
>Strong
>Good facial aesthetics

Lmao kike pls just stop
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>>60012636
100%
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>>60012462
Are you Jewish? Please elaborate.

>>60012511
Israel's 1st Sephradic-Mizrahi President:
>yitzhak navon
Israel's 1st Sephradic Prime Minister:
>benjamin netanyahu

>>60012636
There are also pure Sephardic, which isn't a racist term.
Jews don't get butthurt over the names of their own ethnicities that much.
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>>60012706
>high iq
нy и чмo...
>strong
and yet kept getting beat up by a bunch of skeletor looking moroccans lmao.
>Good facial aesthetics
Brick-face=aesthetics now?
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>>60012758
Still sounds like Rassenlehre. Like, "I'm 100% pure Aryan look at my family tree".
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>>60012772
>and yet kept getting beat up by a bunch of skeletor looking moroccans lmao.

I've literally stomped at least 10 heads in, not sure if they survived or not
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מה זה פה בית זונות
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>>60012758
>Are you Jewish?
We all know that you're a braindead fucktard, but even a retard such as yourself could understand what he wrote there>>60012307


>>60012838
you sure did, LEAFman.

>>60012876
לא, אבל זה גם לא אפ אקס פי אז זדיין.
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>>60012808
It really isn't.
The most common thing that newly-met Israelis ask each other is what "your ethnicity?"
Right after "what was your position in the israeli army?"

>>60012876
Yes.

>>60012838
Have you served in the IDF?
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>>60012838
You do realize that most ex-USSR girls in Israel date Mizrahi Jews?

>Pic related
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>>60012916
>you sure did, LEAFman.

Why do you think I left? Lmao.

>>60012980
>Have you served in the IDF?

Nope
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>>60013142
>You do realize that most ex-USSR girls in Israel date Mizrahi Jews?

And? They're gold digger sluts, who cares what they do

Do you think that's suppose to offend me in some way or something because "muh pure women"? I like anglo master race women more
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>>60010059
>maghrebi jews are just berber converts


AYY HOL UP
*SMACKS KIPPA*

SO UZ SAYIN WE WUZ CONVERTZ LIKE ASHKONAZIES?
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>>60013320
cuck
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What's the best place in Israel to nuke?
asking for a friend.
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>>60014766
ramallah
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What's going on in here?
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>>60014766
Kafr Qasim
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Where will you all go when Israel is destroyed? New York?
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>>60014766
gaza
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Thoughts on Haredi Jews?

Should the Israeli government pay them more shekels?
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>>60015077
Israeli general thread
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>>60008268
>2016
>qosher people still hiding psytrance from others
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>tfw you remember Meir Kahane is dead
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>>60008268
Hey lad

Where's the .mega of Israeli qt's you promised??
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GF with Israeli accent when?
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>not living in Tel Aviv
look at all those poorfags
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>>60015402
Hila please comeback.

>>60015282
They make up barely 9% of Israel's population. Harmless and stay within their own neighborhoods.

>>60015314
OP's Israeli girl isn't in a psytrance party.
>Pic related is
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>>60015485
yep, that's what i meant. So much music and culture in it, and it's still the thing which are not spoken.
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>>60014921
Rammallah isn't de facto part of Israel.

>>60015273
Gaza isn't both de facto and de jure part of Israel.
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>>60012511
>NetanyaJEW
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>>60015485
>dossim
>Harmless
is that what you call the drain on our society? besides 'mizrahi'
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>>60015625
The suffix of his surname 'yahu' actually means 'god' in Hebrew.

>>60015388
/ISR/ > mega.nz


>same israeli girl >>60009055
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>>60015744
>news told me they're bad
>news are ALWAYS right
>ALWAYS
I rather have them (9%) instead of those murderous Arabs (20%) which your beloved news is so fond of.
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>>60015768
For reals? Like in the archive?
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reminder to have many children so we can overpopulate and outbreed aravim and take over the middle east
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>>60011993
wat!? I was going to shitpost in this thread but you got me beat. At least tell me your name is Kemal or something.
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>my dream girl doesn't exist
brb killing myself
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>>60016070
She now does. She's Moroccan btw.
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>>60015915
Yes

>>60015997
>jews: 0.2% of the world
>muslims: 23.4% of the world
That's a long way to go.

>>60016070
Were you referring to this girl?
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>>60016131
Love you bae
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>>60015768
>/ISR/ > mega.nz
איך ?
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>>60016131
I'm hearing there's minority problems in Germany, so you never know - fingers crossed and you might just get a head start.
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>>60016131
we have to shill for liberalism in their countries, to make them weaker and ripe for conquering
we have to outdurka the durkas
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מי פה /בתול/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
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>>60008268
sry to interrupt, but those tummy freckles are bretty damn sexy famalam. as you were.
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I am a very brown latino. If if visit Israel will I get confused with an arab and be treated badly?

If I carry a small cross in my neck will people treat me bad ?
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>>60016116
name?

>>60016564
yes, do you have a beard? i often get confused for a muslim when i let my beard grow up
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>>60016476
Thanks famalam.

>>60016564
see this: >>60016750

>>60016409
top Israeli bantz
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>>60016868
? >>60016183
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>>60016261
underaged?
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>>60016750
I have a "scruff" not a beard

>>60016868
I don't get it. Please answer I want to visit Israel and leave you some shekels.
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>>60012772
>нy и чмo...
пpoигpaл c вoннaби-жидa
мaнькa oльгинcкaя, пpoкcю cними, тeбя зaдeтeктили
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>>60016750
if you "very brown" (more then the average arab) this might come to your advantage, Israeli girls love south american dick.
(also, wearing a cross and not having a beard are good ideas)
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>>60016261
Why is the question mark on the right side? Don't you write from right to left?
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>>60017706
it gets flipped on computers
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>>60017737
I see. But you normally place it on the other side? And is it mirrored or does it look the same?
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>>60017799
yes
same
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>>60015485
>Harmless and stay within their own neighborhoods
>Harmless
>stay within their own anything
>Spitting on young girls on the street for wearing pants
>Refusing to let government officials to come in on a Sabbath to fix a leaking main sewage pipe
>Spreading into other neighborhoods and making them literal slums
Yeah go fuck yourself.
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>>60017799
on the other side and yes it looks the same
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Do Jews buy games like Wolfenstein to get erections from killing Nazis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE7gckfr58
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>>60017887
these people are your friends
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>>60017706
4chan doesn't fully support right-to-left texts like Hebrew.

>>60017799
Question marks looks the same, just placed on the left side of its sentence.
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>>60017966
Wolfenstien tno is banned here like germany
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>>60017840
>>60017896
>>60017992
Thank you. I almost hate the fact that I hate jews... You seem like nice people.
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>>60017887
>>60017984
Yes one of them spitting on one girl is the same as
Arabs bombing buses,
Arabs shooting missiles,
Arabs kidnapping children, and
Arabs murdering innocent people.

Have some preservative you lefty cuck.
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>>60017992

How recognizable is Old Hebrew from modern hebrew?

>>60018076

But you're killing Nazis, not joining up with them.
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If I decide to make aliyah next year, would I go to the army? What kind of stuff would I do in the army? (I'm 19 years old btw).

Also, what do Israelis think of South Africans?
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>>60018095
>you can't hate both arabs and dossim
nice logic you fucking idiot
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>>60018095
both are a threat to israel's future. even if one side do it more agressively
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>>60018159
Israelis mistakenly believe that South Africa is still a fully white country.
They aren't aware that Israel's economy is far more advanced than South Africa's.

Anyway, you would have to join the IDF but might get more freedom to choose where to serve.

You also get many benefits, cash, rent, plane ticket home for vacations;
once you've acquired a 'lonely soldier' level in the IDF.

>>60018108
It wasn't banned here, just not officially imported by any major company in Israel.
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>>60018497
>It wasn't banned here, just not officially imported by any major company in Israel.
it's banned on steam
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who's gonna watch /MissIsrael/ on ynet?
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Do you think that a cute israeli girl like the ones being posted here could love a tall, white and catholic frenchman?
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>>60018497
I wonder why...
What's the Israeli opinion on Germany these days though? You still hate them?
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>>60018610
Do you sympathize with palestinians
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>>60018609
i will probably fap on the winner later
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>>60018076
>Wolfenstien tno
What? No it isn't, I bought it on Steam just fine.

Regretted it, though. Overhyped game.
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I have started to like Israel
https://youtu.be/WxigvIRTIuw
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>>60018379
What have they ever done to you to blindly hate all of them?
>inb4 another rare incident that you haven't seen with your own eyes but got pumped as fuck by lefty media

>>60018460
Do you realize that Hitler used most of these anti-Haredi arguments that you use, as arguments against all Jews?
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>>60018777
Don't know what you're talking about
not on steam for me and it says it's banned in Germany, Austria, Japan, Switzerland and Israel
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>>60018913
iLike
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>>60018660
I-I just want a cute gf to cuddle, please don't ask me about politics.
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>>60018777
pirated it nonetheless though
fun enough
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Game of Thrones's Kinvara

aka Israeli actress Ania Bukstein
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>>60010707
Look inside your heart, you know it's true
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>>60014766
Track my IP and nuke me
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>>60019064
>please don't ask me about politics
You're not gonna like talking to your new Israeli friends when you come here, then. Discussing politics in Israel is like Brushing your teeth or going to the bathroom, it's just something you do 2-3 times a day whether you like it or not.
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>>60018929
calm down you sperging faggot i was talking about mea shaarim nigger tire haredim and their look alikes around the country obviously there are some that do work and serve in the army even though i don't think thats the majority.

also, how is hitler related to this? how old are you that you write like that?
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Hi
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Daily reminder:
דרוס כל דוס
השמד כל חרד
דידיטי כל דתי
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>>60019587
hola, qué tal?
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who here /eretz nehederet/
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>>60019572
Yachtzan is a government employ and is required by coalition agreements to shill for dossim
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>>60019649
Hello jew friend, how are you?
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>>60019657
>Half the episode is going to be two of their least accurate impressions (bibi and liberman)
JUST
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do any of you juice like halva?
whats the best halva brand?
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>>60019699
bien,bien. cómo es el tiempo en el sur de españa? voy a visitar andalucia en octubre y espero que no sea como visitar áfrica.
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Every day is a Jewish holiday.
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>>60019722
they're fine
the purple hair is spot on
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>>60019975
Wtf? Why andalusia? Are even the jews coming here in summer?. Well, It's time to kill marranos. Stop joking it will be better not to say that you're jewish
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Eretz Nehederet jumped the shark about ten seasons ago
Still have some good sketches sometimes
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>>60020089
Only the hair is fine
He sounds nothing like him, is too thin, and speaks in the wrong way.
The skits are great but it just looks so off.
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>2 דקות וקאט לפרסומות
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>>60020200
octubre=/=verano juan.
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>>60020229
t. Person who complains they "became too political" because he was too young to get the political jokes in the early seasons

Frankly I think there are too many shitty non-political skits like the cartoons and anything with Mariano
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So have you guys served?
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סעמק, אני תקוע בתיאטרון רמת גן עד 11
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>>60020400
Unfortunately still serving
At least I'm jobnik/yomiyot master race and not a combatcuck
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>>60020400
I served your mum last night :^)
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>>60020406
למה אתם שם לאד
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>>60020406
ניגר אתה שתי דקות מהבית שלי, רוצה כוס קפה?

Just fucking kidding, as if I'd ever agree to meet anyone from fucking 4chan in real life. Enjoy the show, though.
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>>60020387
Nope, I actually like political humor, they are just not as funny as they used to be.
גב האומה is much better
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>>60020526
>>60020528
אני השומר של המקום היום בערב, הייתי צריך לעבוד עד 8:30 אבל יש עוד הצגה עד 10:30
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Why do liberals love muslims if their religion is completely backwards and primitive? And why do conservatives love jews if they're the ones promoting degeneracy?
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>>60020543
החלק הטוב היחיד בגב האומה זה המונולוג בסוף
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Is moving to Israel worth it?
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>>60020777
No
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>>60020698
Because goyim are stupid by definition. next.
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>>60020777
Kek no
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>>60020777
ha ha ha
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>>60015282
they are literally converts to talmudism who are just after the free govt shekels
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Can you live in Israel and be socially popular by shitting on the gov, settlements and Zionism?
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>>60016116
u r da bul bul parrot bird anon?
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>>60021119
No, you'd be called a leftist and only other leftists would talk to you.
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>>60021119
No, if you don't want to unironically gas all arabs you are put on a hovernment watch list for being a radical leftist
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>>60020798
>>60020831
>>60020873
Why not?
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>>60021219
>Gas them
Why not just contaminate their water supplies with ebola, the bubonic plague and malaria?
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>>60021286
Why yes?
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>eretz nehederet does a gila almagor impression
>literally just bennet in drag
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>>60010157
>Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in].
One would hope so but some are loyal only to them self's (see Kissinger) or to misguided ideologies (see Barny Sunders)
>* Jews have too much power in international financial markets.
Not gonna apologise for being powerful at something.
>* Jews have too much control over global affairs.
Every nation strives to have an impact on such matters so I view this claim as a compliment
>* Jews think they are better than other people.
A certain amount of misguided nationalism may exist among the unwashed masses. Objectively we do consider ourselves to be one of the top tier nations in terms of history and ability
>* Jews have too much control over the global media.
Same answer as before, thank you for the compliment
>* Jews are responsible for most of the world’s wars.
Historically inaccurate claim that stems from the inability of some to comprehend complex geopolitical, economic and social causes of war and peace. Misunderstanding how the world works is a disadvantage. Correcting this in our enemies is not a priority
>* Jews have too much power in the business world.
Same unswer as before, thank you for the compliment
>* Jews don’t care what happens to anyone but their own kind.
As all other humans: close family>friends>my nation (extended family of sorts)>other culturally related nations and allies>neutrals>enemies
>* People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave.
He who has no enemies, have made no impact
>* Jews have too much control over the United States government.
Beeing able to strike important geological alliances and exert some influence over decisions that impact you is not a vice rather an achivment
>* Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust.
As those are our victims it is for us to decide how to handle our grief. Would you tell a grieving family that they talk about their loss to much?
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>>60008268
>Invited: Israelis, Jews, good goys

Hello, I am a good goy.
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שמתם לב שיש מלא קטעים בארץ נהדרת שנראים כאילו הכינו מצגת בפאוור בפוינט?
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>>60021708
זה לא 2006 עכשיו ולכן אין סיבה לראות את זה
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>>60021708
יחסית לתוכנית כל כך פופולרית יש להם תקציב נמוך/חרא איכות הפקה
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>>60021708
טוב כל מה שהם עושים זה מערכונים
לא מפתיע שכל השאר עושים חפיף
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>כל פרסומת שנייה על חמש יחידות
מה הקטע
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Shitty episode to be desu
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>>60022452
בנט שר החינוך ורוצה להכפיל את הכמויות של ה5 יחידות שיוכל להתגאות במצע בחירות הבא

בתור תלמיד שנפל מ5 יחידות בעברו זה עושה לי טריגר בקטע קשה
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>>60022596
לפחות האנימציה תמיד נחמדה
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בלי הסרטים המצויירים של החיות יש לי הרגשה שארץ נהדרת הייתה מאבדת חצי מהרייטינג שלה
שזה ילדים קטנים
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>>60022598
זה כל כך חסר טעם
אני עשיתי חמש יחידות עם ציונים סבירים, וכשהגעתי לאוניברסיטה נכשלתי בכל הקורסים הבסיסים במתמטיקה כי חמש יחידות בארץ זה רמה של חטיבה בכל מדינה נורמלית

צריך להעלות את הרמה מלמטה, כבר להתחיל ללמד יותר ביסודי
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>>60022624
זה תמיד אחרי הקטע הגרוע של "מרינו עושה בדיחות מפגרות ליד אנשים אקראיים בתל אביב" ובשלב הזה אני כבר תמיד מפסיק לצפות.
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>>60022729
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>>60022770
תודה על ה(אתה) חבר
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>>60022598
>שאיפה למצוינות זה רע כי זה מזכיר לי שנכשלתי
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>>60022729
יובל סמו
זה לא מריאנו

לפחות הוא חזר לארץ
הוא לא מצחיק באנגלית שבורה

>>60022683
מה למדת באוני שהיית צריך לעשות גם קורסים במתמטיקה?
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>>60022811
לא אמרתי שזה רע
פשוט חבל שבנט הגיע רק עכשיו

כל השרי חינוך בתקופה שלי לא היו מרשימים בכלל חוץ מהכמויות של השביתות
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>>60008524
אתה מצפה שנצחק?
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>>60022825
כימיה
[spoiler]בעתודה[/spoiler]
[spoiler]ונכשלתי בכל הקורסים בשנה א' אז פשוט פרשתי ואני עכשיו בשירות רגיל[/spoiler]
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>>60022825
כן סליחה התכוונתי סמו
והוא לא מצחיק בכלל
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>>60022973
אז אתה עדיין חתום קבע?

>>60022972
טוב שלא ענית להודעה מלפני שנתיים
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>>60023022
עניתי לפחות, ככה שלא תיהיה בדד
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We love you Israel!
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>>60023077
סיכמנו שלא שמים תמונות של בנות כשמדברים רק בין ישראלים
זה מביא גויים
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>>60023022
לא, רק שלוש שנים
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>>60023123
We love you too best ally
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>>60023148
לא קורה...
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>>60022883
זה לא כזה משנה כי אם אתה באמת רוצה אתה יכול לעשות מכינה וזהו. הוא סתם מנסה לחסוך לאנשים זמן, כסף ולהפוך את זה למגניב.
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יש פה למישהו יס?

מישהו יכול להסביר לי איך הסדרה הזאת של גורי אלפי
בערוץ שקוראים לו יס _קומדי_ כל כך לא מצחיקה?
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>>60023148
>>60023123
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>>60023185
>>60023123
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הייתם זורמים עם מישהי אם הייתם מגלים שהיא שמאלנית קיצונית?
בקטע של מרצ/שלום עכשיו/שוברים שתיקה
שחושבת שצריך לתת לסודנים להיכנס לכאן חופשי
וגם לחבר'ה מסוריה המסכנים
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>>60008814
HNNNNNNG
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>>60023344
הייתי חותך את הזין שלי אם זה היה קורה
>>60023282
מה אמרתי לך?....
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>>60023344
yes
and i would fuck liat in a heartbeat
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