Rorke's Drift Memorial Edition
crayon pop
maisie
rourke
rauorke
Fucking hate fedora tards that say "Even if Half-Life 3 comes out it wont succeed expectations, it's been too much of a wait". It is literally a retarded dumb shit statement not grounded in any reality.
most handsome british man
bit cold
>>60005507
B O G A N S
O
G
A
N
S
>>60005595
That's a paki
fucking hell there is nothing more horrible than watching my mum trying to use a fucking computer
worse than nails down a blackboard, the things she does
the gf
gonna message her
>>60005540
>white people
lads how do you setup online banking when the website won't let you?
Who is or what is a Rorke please? I'm guessing that he's or it is a term for a chav.
>>60005595
I never used to be jealous about money but I am insanely jealous of how fucking comfy every single day must be for him.
>>60005644
NEW
>>60005644
reourke
>>60005644
>>60005644
racists who live in a trailer by the side of a freeway
>>60005623
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>>60005644
FONC
>150 BRITISH soldiers
vs
>4000 ZULU warriors
Who wins?
>>60005644
get out newfeg
>>60005699
asdfg asdfg
>>60005675
i'l bite
>trailer
>freeway
FOY
always imagined rorkes to look like this
>>60005719
asdfg
>>60005712
iddqd idkfa
>>60005644
hahha fuck off yank :P
>>60005697
BRITISH soldiers are protected by white privilege, so probably them.
>>60005733
I've found young right wing people to be quite handsome
The left wing are usually obese and very ugly.
>>60005648
Imagine being attractive AND rich
>>60005784
>imagine
>>60005663
YES
>>60005668
rorck
>>60005674
Yes I came from reddit
>>60005675
okay
>>60005644
please explain to me what they mean? I'm guessing they mean FUCK OFF NORTHERN TRASH and FUCK OFF NORTHERN CUNT. I'm not either anyway, I'm Welsh.
>>60005699
>le sekret 4chan club fug off new fag
kys faggot
>>60005762
FOY
>>60005697
Lee Rigby
>>60005806
FONC
>>60005784
>being
>>60005806
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>60005806
fuck about mate
>>60005806
somerset
whats a good cuppa
Ahahahahahah, just wikipediad Rorke's Drift, and the 150 British had 100 Native reinforcements.
Guess what. THEY FLED AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>60005806
>I'm Welsh
Fuck off Lisicki
slow down
>4chan dying again
GOOKMOOT REEEEEEEEEEE
roorke
big willies kek
>>60005850
coffee desu
reminder all of /brit/ is quite literally going to prison for posting mean comments
doing a social anxiety
shitposting is off the charts today
is everyone off their nut?
>>60005918
haha drinking a good cuppa right now
using microwave for coffee though
dont know if this is the best way t bh
me on the pull
>>60005806
>I'm Welsh.
go away, you're embarrassing me
>>60005823
FOES
>>60005832
FOEC
>>60005835
FAET
>>60005842
devon
>>60005872
What's a Lisicki?
>>60005850
Yorkshire
>>60005939
its the only way to deal with the pain
Fancy a breakfast tomorrow at one of those restaurants but have shit to do.
Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?
>>60005939
rarke
ALLAHU AKBAR
>Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?
really makes u think huh..
>Is it pretentious to get a frankie and bennies breakfast with my mac?
ok guys
>>60006026
really makes you stink
Imagine actually living in Birmingham out of choice
>>60005932
Literally my greatest fear
>>60006026
That doesn't sound right but I'm going to believe it anyway because I hate pakis
>>60006045
>>60006045
>There are people who buy houses in Bradford to spend their life there.
Why?
Imagine being born in the north
REEEEEEE GIVE ME A FUCKING SUMMER JOB BEFORE I GO START MY MASTERS I NEEEEEED MOOOONNEY YOU FUCKING NORMIEEESSSS AAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>There are people
>>60006089
>masters
FOB
just get an internship or something
>>60006089
Lmao
What's your masters in?
Will someone please be my bf ;_;
>>60006026
Proof?
Just after having my toenail ripped out lads
>in work
>kick something
>steel toe cap catches on toenial and lifts it up at 45 degrees
>go to hospital
>have to fill out a load of forms while blood is dripping on the floor
>go to surgery
>doctor injects my toe 6 times to numb it, excruciating agony
>anasthetic does not work
>he comes in 10 minutes later and just rips the toenail out with forceps
>nurse comes in to wash and bandage my red raw toe, extreme agony
Then
>boss rings me
>i describe having my toenail ripped out
>he asks me if I can come in tomorrow
>will no doubt make a complete cunt of me now for having the sheer audacity to have my toenail ripped out and missing a few days of work
>>60006122
no soz x
D'you lads think Ridley Scott is too old now to make any more films? He was meant to direct the new Blade Runner, so that doesn't make me optimistic.
One of the last Great British directors, and it would be a shame if his last film was literally /R/eddit: The Motion Picture.
>>60006119
Sociology
>>60006089
I know this exact feel. I feel guilty as fuck just spending the summer relaxing and going on holiday doing pretty much fucking nothing before I go back and do my MA. Hopefully it wears off.
>>60006122
pls be girl
>>60006134
HOWLING
>>60006155
>Sociology
>>60006161
had this feel last summer which is why I'm doing a internship this year
good excperience too
>>60006154
Ridley Scott went shit after Gladiator
>>60006134
>steel toe cap catches on toenial and lifts it up at 45 degrees
how is that even possible
>Ridley Scott was ever good
>town is 70% white (including poles)
>so it's probably actually only 50% british
Lads
>>60006134
>kick something
care to be more specific
on the toilet and unable to poo :///
>>60006161
>MA
>>60006134
depressing mate
>>60006184
Yeah I thought about that. Also thought about volunteering abroad. What internship is it?
>>60006227
fuck me sideways, that's no good
>>60006134
Sounds painful, how did your boots manage to do that though? They too big or something?
>>60006227
you're probably dehydrated
Alright lads. I'm that lad who lied about speaking chinese to get a job.
Got a disciplinary next week because of it but I don't think I'm getting fired and feel better now it's off my chest.
Worst mistake I've ever made, will never lie like that again. Thank fuck I won't have to spend another 8 months pretending to know words when people ask.
>>60006219
MUH WHITE GENOCIDE
Fuck off you thick exaggerator
>>60006231
Planning to go into academia 2tbh so I need it, plus I love my subject. I know it's a waste of time in the real world.
>>60006211
>>60006223
my boot was too big, so I kicked something and it drove the steel toe cap back against my toenail. I dont want to tell the truth because I will get in trouble, lied already but they will know because there was witnesses and this kind of thing does happen.
They dont want to pay me for sick leave you see.
>>60006272
lol
>>60006243
something in astronomy research
boring data crunching most likely, but it's a good thing for the CV and the money will be nice
>volunteering abroad
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FOB
Just seen a lad with a beautiful chink gf
Need me one of those
doing a sit in bed watching friend's snapchats
so many boobs lads fml
>>60006286
serves you right for not doing your job and instead kicking things about
>>60006219
>British is a race meme
>>60006272
>lying
>not achieving
>>60006308
Grubby normie slime
You all do realise you're posting Trilbys; not fedoras?
Watching LOTR for the first time right now
30 seconds in and theyre talking about elves and shit....
Some place called mount doom, what a shit unoriginal name
>>60006288
Sounds boring as fuck desu.
>>60006287
Weird how all my mates find this fucking hilarious and people here do. I don't get it.
People would just say 'wow anon what's the word for cat then?' and I just said 'ming bing' or something.
>>60006325
What?
It's a all a bit silly
>>60006329
get a job
>>60006286
didn't hurt much when I lost my toenail 2bh
>You all do realise you're posting Trilbys; not fedoras?
doing my best
>>60006185
What are
>Hannibal
>Black Hawk Down
>American Gangster
>Exodus: Gods and Kings
Gladiotor being his last good film is literally a /r/eddit meme.
>>60006214
FOAD
>>60006334
Stop fucking post and watch it you cunt, what a shit attention span
>>60006318
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THEY SUPPLIED ME WITH DEFECTIVE SAFETY GEAR WHICH HAS CAUSED BODILY INJURY? IF DOES NOT MATTER IF I WAS KICKING THINGS, NOBODY TOLD ME NOT TO KICK THINGS. FUCK YOU
>>60006279
>>60006320
t. Rasheed Wojciechowski
>>60006272
>speaking Chinese
Fucking lol at least learn what the language is called if you're gonna bullshit
>>60006308
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>>60006353
astronomy does interest me so might not be too bad
>>60006334
>mount doom
thought the same thing when i first saw it when i was like 8
apparently its proper name is gorgoroth
>>60006402
Fine.
I have to rewind because i stopped listening. Bet i look like a right melt to the girl in the kitchen
>astronomy does interest me
Why the FUCK is the champions league final not on TV?????
>>60006411
To be fair lad I didn't exactly think it through.
They said in the interview ' what outside interests do you have?'
I don't, so Chinese sounding difficult was just the first thing that came to mind. Pretended I did a term there studying too saying how mental the Great Wall was in Beijing but turns out it doesn't even go near Beijing, it's like two hours out.
Fml
>>60006416
lol go bum a star nerd
>>60006359
get dead
>>60006364
Did you get it removed or just let it grow out? This is the third time this has happened to me, if you leave it to grow thats fine and it falls off in 4/6 months but you cant wear boots/shoes until then because the nail is sticking up, and hence you cant work. If your nail is flat and black thats also fine as you can wear boots.
>>60006466
shake my fucking head ay
>>60006463
It's on YouTube you mong
>>60006463
It's on BT Sport Showcase you mongoloid
>>60006466
>Pretended I did a term there studying too saying how mental the Great Wall was in Beijing but turns out it doesn't even go near Beijing, it's like two hours out.
>>60006466
I don't know why but this guy makes me fucking howl with laughter.
This is Peep Show level shit. Don't care if it's not even real desu very funny
>>60006490
So not on TV?
>>60006272
lmao what did they say?
Should I get out of bed?
>>60006272
Not buying this meme story
And you're a thick cunt for not spending 8 months learning it.
>>60006466
>>60006538
Samefag
>get to bank
>closed at 1pm
For anyone that has a job there is a four hour window every week in which they can go to the bank.
Useless cunts baka.
>Poleaboo browsing the archives for historical (you)s
>Find out last night /brit/ stitched up by harassing Rosy with rape threats and pinned the blame on Poleaboo
Why?
This is serious shit, I can get into real trouble for it
>>60006463
it's free to view on BT
Right, off to do my daily prayers
got my first choice of 4th year project lads
>>60006556
got out of mine and made some breakfast
feeling a bit better t bh
>>60006554
I just asked my boss if he had ten minutes to discuss something (he's pretty chill so usually just assumes it's to raise something we're concerned about at work.) I just said look, I hope my performance has been good and that I have a confession to make although it doesn't affect my work. I then explained that I'd lied about Chinese to make me seem more interesting and intelligent and he seemed a bit pissed to be honest.
Thought he might laugh, just sorta looked at me and said 'what on earth have you been doing when people have been asking you stuff then?' He was also a bit pissed I think because it looks bad on him because loads of people in the office are just saying 'Shee chow' thinking it means loads of random things that I've taught them.
He had to go for a meeting so said that the lie is against policy and I'll have to have a disciplinary but he appreciates my honesty and my skill in blagging it for 8 months
>>60006480
I ended up removing it myself on my bathroom floor (that part was a bit painful 2bh) because it had cracked most of the way down and was flapping around
>Find out last night /brit/ stitched up by harassing Rosy with rape threats and pinned the blame on Poleaboo
HOWLING
>tfw no Swedish bf to have a cuppa with
>>60006592
Literally all of /brit/ is going to prison because in 2016 you can get 50 years over some mean comments
>>60006558
If you were in the thread a few days ago I did actually mention trying to learn it.
I panic tried when somebody in work asked what the word for 'bauble' was and I just went into an awkward shuffle and meltdown. I spent about a week but it was just fucking over my head. Way too fucking complicated.
>>60006632
>He was also a bit pissed I think because it looks bad on him because loads of people in the office are just saying 'Shee chow' thinking it means loads of random things that I've taught them.
>>60006632
oh wow
>Doing a ___ t b h lads.
Fill in the blank.
doing a poo
Got drunk and started shilling brexit to randomers in the club again
>>60006632
really doubt this is true but quite funny anyway
>>60006673
Exactly, it's a disgrace
Its 2016 I should be able to watch the bloody champions league final on my boost telly!!
>>60006656
bit gay
>>60006700
good lad
>>60006592
One paki down 2bh
>>60006674
This is Poleaboos third offence though
>>60006700
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>>60006697
'2bh'
>>60006715
Lmao, not having a smart TV in the year of our lord 2016
girl is drunk texting me lads
*makes car revving noises*
Hate Northerners
>>60006713
To be honest this happens all the time I share anything from my life here. People call it fake. If you don't want to believe it you don't have to to desu.
I just take it as a sign I'm either a huge sperg or people are just really sheltered considering these aren't exactly exciting stories (or nobody else ever makes mistakes liek these?)
>>60006219
Luton?
>>60006632
Do your co-workers know? What do they think?
>>60006700
Fucking kek
>>60006752
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>>60006697
>>60006698
4 seconds apart.
>Go on Facebook
>Cousin is moving into a house with his girlfriend
>Lad who went to Cambridge is talking about the short film he's making
>Everyone posting pictures of themselves in nice places and discussing their plans for the Summer
>>60006719
You're not the official Swedish poster of /brit/ fuck off
>the Poleaboo/Ribena saga continues
>>60006799
i am
>>60006752
*revs microwave*
*ping*
Lads.
There is literally not one attractive woman with dark skin.
And I don't mean mixed people.
I don't even mean 80% black.
I mean proper dark African colour.
Prove me wrong.
>>60006700
>mfw I did it at a house party last weekend
>mfw some Dutch girl said Farage supported Brexit and he's a racist
>mfw I kept repeating not an argument or that's not an argument to her feelings and she called me a cunt and walked off
>>60006797
POOR DOGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60006700
Because you need to be drunk to actually believe in BREXIT?
Libcucks out
Literally listening to P Money freestyles lads
Thank god Floens added the ability to filter trips in Clover
>>60006700
last year before your GE i was with my mates in a pub and i saw these pom gappies and we all started drinking together then i started asking them to please vote for mr farage and UKIP because britain deserves better
>>60006816
hi you're cute you deserve more replies than you get
>>60006835
fuck off you dire racist
Me and the lads
>>60006879
thanks
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>60006797
Why don't you go somewhere then? Jump on a train across Europe or something.
s m h.
>>60006781
Told him on Friday after consulting Brit earlier in the week.
No doubt he's probably told those who suck up to him because sometimes they text about work, the wider office (about 25 people) probably don't know yet though.
Bit shit because I know it won't die out and I'll have to be honest when somebody who doesn't know inevitably asks for another word 'to learn' and I have to say and they'll all call me a sad cunt or something.
Ah well. It was nice whilst it lasted. Was quite an amazing feeling when people would come and chat just because they wanted to hear what it's like to study in a communist country and I'd lie about how I caused upset because I brought a plastic fork and it insulted their culture.
Don't fucking lie about shit lads, it can go way too far.
Worst part is most of my CV was exaggerated bullshit, yet they never called me out on all the months of experience I'd patently not actually done.
>>60006766
>people are just really sheltered considering these aren't exactly exciting stories (or nobody else ever makes mistakes liek these?)
telling your boss you can speak "chinese" despite the fact that chinese isn't a language before you then made up random sounds you think sound chinese to co-workers for like 8 months is astonishing. it's like one of those things where everything needs to fall into place.
you need to be dumb/ballsy enough to do it and your boss/co-workers need to be so ignorant and stupid that you can pull it off saying shit like the great wall is in beijing or saying you speak "chinese".
>>60006828
>>>mfw some Dutch girl said Farage supported Brexit and he's a racist
me
>girl drunk texts me
>*ping* in my pants
hahaha ;) ;)
>you have to pretend you can speak chinese to get a job
broken britain
>>60006890
>that's bananas
Not an argument
>>60006895
Don't really fancy travelling on my own.
doing a tea
>>60006855
fuck off callum
>>60006066
>>60006635
are we /b/ now?
>>60006963
/lonelyboys/ and /rapethreats4commies/
>>60006939
maybe we can go to wigan together...
>>60006834
Mashallah brother
How dare those brexit kuffars drink their haram alcohol
>>60006963
>we
Fuck off yank
>>60006900
I'm not dumb, I was just desperate for a job lad. We've all been there.
To be fair, it wasn't some amazing feat. People would come and ask for a word or a story and I'd make noises ' Ting woo' (just made that one up there, it's easy, try it) then they'd be happy and go back to their desk and work.
Just spent some time thinking about it, if somebody joined work and said they could speak Spanish fluently or code C++ I wouldn't presume they were talking complete shit, why would I?
Ah well. It's a learning curve, I won't lie again.
>>60006993
Eww.
all brits look like pasty babies
>>60006985
Don't.
I fucking live here and it's really grim.
>>60006939
Why not?
racists please leave my country
>>60006985
Bit exotic for me, lad
>>60006994
>open window for a bit of air
>10 wasps immediately fly in
>ah shit!
>seconds later a thousand or so wasps literally airlift their whole fucking hive in
>sting the fuck out of me
>crow with a used needle in its beak flies in and starts chasing me around the room with it
>run around frantically wondering where it all went wrong
>+1 honorable opponent
ahh yes my league of legends skills are improving
redpill me on the knights templars
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331486
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331486
^^ EU Referndum ^^
Brought forward from the June 23rd desu
t. Electoral Commission
*BING!*
Ah, that'll be the microwave. Cuppa anyone?
lol
>>60007016
t. mohammed malik al-africani
>>60007048
fair enough, would have to renew the passport and get my jabs as well
>>60007106
dr. voter, i'm conservatives
>>60007106
What a fine specimen
>>60007112
The exchange rate isn't very favourable atm either. Maybe next year?
>>60007078
>le epic fish maymay
Fuck off yank
>>60007108
salaam aleikum
>Really like the music and voice of Bob Marley and the Wailers
>Can't bring myself to relax with it because I am a middle class white lad who can't relate in anyway to the lyrics and just think of all the middle class cunts trying to relate or weed smoking mongs like 'LOVE BOB LOL XD'
>>60007013
if i was interested enough to ask what a word was in "chinese", i'd sure as shit go and google it after i asked you to make sure it was right.
your co-workers do not strike me as observant people.
lads do you reckon €350 is enough for a week in barcelona?
>>60007080
>>open window for a bit of air
>>10 wasps immediately fly in
>>ah shit!
>>seconds later a thousand or so wasps literally airlift their whole fucking hive in
Know that feelio mate
>>60007212
It's almost like it's a lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egV9yWMFuCE
wtf is wrong with the red head girl's stomach
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeBw-lPGhvc
Mum is watching the Likely Lads, fellas
>>60007254
yeah just giving him a few (You)'s for his effort desu
>>60007223
Including accommodation? No chance.
Otherwise depends on how much you want to eat out, drink, go out, go to paid tourist stuff.
>>60007269
Completely fucking lost it at 'is there a good place to run around?'
I don't get how it's possible to be this awkward.
>>60007223
Why Barcelona?
>arrogant students, rasheeds and big business shills will make us remain in the EU
>>60007269
lmao, poor bastard.
>>60007299
accommodation is paid for lad
will probably buy food at the supermarket and cook at home most nights, will eat out once or twice maybe
just heard that going out is pretty expensive
redpill me on 17 year old girls
>>60007369
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FOB
>>60007259
me in the fedora-i dunno
In America we build porches to make sure we see our neighbours, in Britain they grow hedges to make sure they don't
>>60007269
haha what the fuck
>Booked over a week off work to go on holiday with two mates
>One is being a nob and dropped out so we're not going now
What should I do with the week?
