itt things americans dont understand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic
>ameripoors can't even afford electric kettles
>>59998691
what? americans don't have that?
Do they just skip from poor with nothing to flat out expresso machines or something?
Common sense gun legislation
>>59998782
they MICROWAVE water like fucking mongoloids
>>59998804
tell me this is you pulling my chain
>>59998855
no, they literally have to put a stick in it so they can stir it at the end so it doesn't explode in their faces or some shit
I heard they do not eat chocolate bunnies or eggs to celebrate the second coming of jesus
>>59998877
No stick needed friend. You should try it, I've never even seen an electric kettle.
>>59998913
>>59998855
>An American baby boomer in Paris
We own electric kettles you daft cunts
>>59998691
>>>/brit/
>>59998959
>>59998934
Is this a meme? You memeing me, fellas? I refuse to believe this.
>americans literally boil water on the stove like some kind of bronze-age mud farmer
>>59998981
No you frog. Take a glass measuring cup, measure out your water, microwave it for a few minutes, and wa la - boiling water.
>>59998981
That wasn't the first nor the last time
>>59999021
>wa la
>>59998855
if you want hot water, that's actually the way to go
it's speedy, and really, water heats up practically as fast as butter does, though one time when i added butter on top of some prepackaged popcorn, the butter ended up spattering all on the inside and since then i've wondered if i might make the water too hot
i still remember licking the salt off my fingers when i cleaned out the butter
>>59999002
That's what I do, no microwaving though
>>59998691
I need an electric kettle to boil water for my instant ramen.
t. poor college student.
>>59999021
>wa la
>voilà
>>59999002
We don't drink tea though most Americans drink coffee more than anything.
>>59999021
>wa la
>>59999021
>wa la
>>59998771
on the contrary I'll have you know I eat a lot of those to keep from shitting blood.
>>59999021
wallah bro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_logic
>>59998691
Daily reminder that we don't need to boil water because we're not sissy tea drinking faggots.
I thought "wa-la" was just a ck meme. But do they really say it like that?
>>59999021
>wa la
>>59999128
they aren't candies my man
>>59999169
>me, boil water? WHAT AM I A FAG
you sound vulnerable in your sexuality anon
>>59999170
Yeah we do. It's pronounced wa la senpai.
>>59999021
This is turning in to one of those american intelectual meme episodes.
>>59999245
Please don't screencap this. I have enough reminders of my autistic countrymen already.
I fucking hate you all
>>59999287
i'll include you in the screencap
>>59999287
You sound more autistic than any of the other autistic American posters tbqh
>p-please d-don't make fun of me
>I'm so sorry on behalf of the other Americans
>>59999323
>>59999021
>wa la
HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHASHHAHAHHAHAHSdkjashdasd
AYYYO DUDE
JUST PUT ON YOUR SHOES AND WA LA YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF
*claps*
>>59999245
>>59999266
>>59999287
Why do Americans love us so much
They know this is exactly what brightens the day of the average Europoor yet they STILL do say that shit even though we know they're not serious
>>59998691
I have one of those you retarded faggot
>>59999325
t. Wa La
>>59999241
It's "voila" you fucking retard
>>59999366
What are you trying to say? I'm sort of flattered that you made the attempt to learn English and use it, but your post makes literally no sense. 2bh you should probably go back to school and learn more or just give up because your English is honestly quite awful.
>>59999021
Wallah veli.
HAHAHAHHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is SOOOOOO Goining on le reddit XXD. Let's try to get gold this time kek
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
who /wa la/ here
>>59999442
thanks anon
>>59999021
>wa la
Now THAT'S some Anglo shit going on
It's like "pizza" that all Anglos malform into "piza" with all vowels the wrong way and with one short z instead of a long ts like Italians say
>>59999424
I'm sorry, sir, I really do apologize. I wanted to say that I don't believe that Americans say shit like these and they do that only to make us Europoors smile for a moment.
G-d bless America
>>59999442
Fugg :DDDDDD
>>59999046
>>59999085
>>59999116
>>59999126
>>59999194
>>59999356
Its a /ck/ meme lads
>>59999435
>oh shit I made me self look stupid
>uhhh haha la reddit your all le reddit
And wa la your argument is destroyed
>>59999495
>it's just a meme I swear
>>59999397
Ou voili ou voulou, si vous etes vieux et de la campagne.
>>59999516
I mean, for all I know he literally thinks it's "wa la." but I shit you not that it's a meme from /ck/.
>>59999477
Are you retarded?
>>59999515
>>59999516
I don't believe any of this shit.
I don't believe that Americans seriously microwave water, wear shoes inside or clap in cinemas, they all go along with the memes to make us smile since days in Europe are so gloomy.
>>59999555
>caring about meme dialects
>speaking french
>>59999477
If you want my honest opinion you should just stop. Your english is just a mish-mash of random vocabulary that you clearly don't understand the meaning of- especially within the context of a multisyllabic sentence. It was an admirable effort, but you might as well try to learn something that you might actually be good at and be useful with.
>>59999516
>Kiwi internet is so slow that they don't know about ja/ck/
>>59999594
The memes are real i swear
>>59999594
I've actually had people clap in cinemas over here.
murifat damage control mode engaged
>>59999633
Russian culture certainly doesn't have this shit, we didn't teach this to the Balts either. I don't believe you.
>>59999611
>talks shit about anon's grammar
>ends his sentence with a preposition
>>59999633
Shhhh, this is supposed to be a thread where people can talk shit about Americans and how fucking stupid we are.
>>59999594
ive seen people clap at the end of movies here. its quite rare and its usually only a few people, but it still happens.
>>59999021
praise wa la
>>59999677
But clapping after a film in a cinema is stupid.
>>59999670
It was at the newest Star Wars film.
You guys are fucking idiots I swear. It's just a shitty /ck/ meme
https://warosu.org/ck/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=wa+la
This brings me back to my childhood. My mom would boil water for sweet tea and then add in the tea bags after microwaving the water, then she would mix with sugar and water and it would be so good.
>>59999671
I know sentences that are longer than 6 words are hard to understand for you, but if you'd like to talk shit about my grammar do it in proper sentences you bogan cunt.
>>59999169
We drink way more coffee than you, yet we don't MICROWAVE WATER to boil it top fucking kek bro
>>59999670
>we didn't teach this to the Balts either.
>we
Polack thinks he's relevant and influences other nations.
>>59999846
make me nerd lmao
>>59999816
Dude it's too late, Yuros literally do not care if it's a meme reference or shitpost
>>59999021
Hello /ck/
>americans wouldn't even use this had they a dialing wand
hungarians
haha benis wa la XD
>>59999852
Neither do we, we just boil sink water on the stove
>>60000062
why would you do that when you can just use an electric kettle? you have those, right?
>>60000138
If you haven't bought one and you have a pot handy it's a substitute.
>>60000062
>no lid
what the fuck, guys, come on, you're kidding me
>>59998691
americans use 110V outlets, which means it takes longer for electric kettles to boil water
>>60000206
seems like a lot of effort when you can just use an appliance that 99% of landlords provide for free
>>60000288
>seems like a lot of effort when you can just use an appliance that 99% of landlords provide for free
>having landlords
>having a landlord that isn't useless
Wew
>>60000250
they could just sell models with lower impedance to americans
>>60000138
Some of us do, some of don't. We make our own choices here in America and that's what makes this country beautiful
>>60000138
No I have a stovetop kettle, but I don't drink leaf water enough to really ever use it.
>>59998691
you fucking autist, americans have electric kettles too
>>60000307
your landlord would literally have to be a spaced-out heroin addict not to put a kettle in your flat lmao
half the doors in my flat don't have handles and the walls are full of holes, but since I'm a student instead of an arabian desert nomad I boil my water with an electric kettle
>>59999852
Huh that's strange, I drink coffee every day and I always thought it was just normal. It makes me uncomfortable that I might be sharing space with non coffee drinking freaks tbqh
>>60000250
The reason for this is that most americans are so overweight that electricity will accelerate even faster than normal, reaching escape velocity and leaping out of the socket/plug/cable to orbit around us. This is why we have something called "static electricity" that shocks us sometimes.
>>60000404
Landlord gave me a sofa and a desk. That's it. Idk how things are done in NZ.
>>60000367
how are you supposed to eat two-minute noodles without a kettle?
>>59999998
hahah faggot 1 off
>>60000460
Do them in the microwave in 1 minute.
>this fucking thread
I refuse to believe this whole microwaving water malarkey.
>>60000454
Have you masturbated already on that sofa?
>>60000446
>inferior yuros don't even have static electicity
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>60000454
an unfurnished flat like mine comes with a fridge, microwave, oven/stove, toaster, washing machine, dryer and kettle
>>60000481
>in 1 minute
>starting with cold water
>>60000460
I cook them in a pot, on a stove. I'm sure NZfags have never heard of those before, but basically humans have found a way of creating fire instantly without the need for wood or coal. This allows us to cook food without having to gather fuel and slowly build up enough of a flame.
>>60000538
>I cook them in a pot, on a stove
that's how third world does it, anon
>>60000485
Not just water, we even make cakes in them.
>>60000531
jesus christ your flat came with a lot, the last flat i lived in came with the oven/stove and that's it
Don't you get a bunch of toxins leaking from the plastic into the water?
>>60000504
Only jerk it in the shower tbqh
>>60000531
>an unfurnished flat like mine comes with a fridge, microwave, oven/stove, toaster, washing machine, dryer and kettle
Government sponsored or privately supplied?
>>60000531
thats fancy. most places here dont have a washer/dryer in-suite.
>>60000538
I actually microwave noodles tbqh
>mfw Yuros don't know what the whole purpose of microwaves are and how they heat things up
Yurotrash/slime/dark/cloud/poor/skinny "education"
>>60000560
>>60000582
$112 per week buys you quality (^:
>>60000563
private
>>60000563
>Government sponsored or privately supplied?
he said hes a student. so its not even a realworld rental thats hes living in.
>>60000557
Clearly not, everyone in NZ cooks their noodles by dunking them in the boiling water inside their electric kettle. I said it so therefore it's true.
>mfw NZfags cook their noodles in an electric kettle instead of in a pot on a stove like a functioning human
>>59999021
This retardation must be saved for the future.
>>60000622
the gubmint lends me money to pay rent, they don't give me a house
>>60000654
at least he puts it in hot water unlike americans drinking cold coffee and having cold noodles
>>60000656
here ya go mate
>>60000593
You're on 110V mains which means an electric kettle would take fucking ages, however here you can boil greater quantities of water in an electric kettle than a microwave.
What do you do with your pot noodles btw? Don't tell me you fucking microwave them when it says add boiling water?
Americans are master race in cooking because they have measuring cups. I have to weight out everything like a pleb.
>>60000667
i mean in the sense that you are basically living in a dorm, not like a regular apartment/house.
>>60000706
only freshers live in dorms
>>60000673
I only drink hot coffee and eat hot noodles though. Apparently Ausfags are dumber than a fucking rock
>>60000692
I boil the water in a pot, on the stove, then put the noodles in the water.
>>60000656
>>59999442
pls upvote
>>60000692
We have stove top kettles lad
Gas is cheap as shit here
>>60000692
No it wouldn't. The current would still be massive across the element.
A lot of big words in this thread from countries that can't adjust their water temperature or use a blowdryer in the bathroom...
>>60000788
>or use a blowdryer in the bathroom.
Wait why not
>>60000788
>can't use a blow dryer in the bathroom
Wait seriously?
Jesus Christ, it's like Euros don't use technology to it's fullest limits. Literally niggers 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-kQ-7aovYc
>>59999021
>wa la
ameriblobs thread when
>>60000788
>separate hot and cold taps
europoors confirmed for living in bathrooms
>>60000692
>110V mains which means an electric kettle would take fucking ages
people use electric kettles here and we have the same voltage.
if i need a couple cups of boiling water i use pic related. it takes like 30 seconds.
>>60000062
Wow dude that's old fashioned.
I do that when the electricity is out.
>>60000799
>>60000803
Electricity is dangerous and Brits can't be trusted
>>60000806
>literally blasting all the nutrients out of your food
>>60000820
It's a /ck/ meme
>>60000844
YOU
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>60000834
mmm delicious BPA water
>>60000771
I think you'll find the wattage of an American kettle is less than one here.
http://www.amazon.com/Ovente-KP72W-Cordless-Electric-Kettle/dp/B00DEQDEZA?ie=UTF8&keywords=electric%20kettle&qid=1464428180&ref_=sr_1_5&s=kitchen&sr=1-5
>1100 watt
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Russell-Hobbs-20070-Cambridge-Kettle/dp/B00CFHNI8M/ref=sr_1_3?s=kitchen-appliances&ie=UTF8&qid=1464428220&sr=1-3&keywords=electric+kettle
>3000
>plane lands
>people clap
meme or reality?
>>60000842
>old fashioned
>when the electricity is out
>power outages occurring more than once per decade
North Korea tier
>>60000854
it's a meme, you dip
>>60000928
Planes crash all the time here because of shootouts on-board
A safe landing is cause for celebration
>>60000854
From my own experience microwaved food doesn't taste dead if you lower the power to about 40%.
lol microwave enjoy killing yourself
>>60000879
its still everywhere friendo
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/health-headlines/alarming-number-of-canned-foods-still-contain-bpa-new-report-warns-1.2837540
>>60000928
Never experienced that
>>60000930
>when the electricity is out
Are there regular power cuts in the US or something?
>>60000559
Microwave brownies can be pretty tasty, especially if you add ice cream while it's still hot.
>>60000946
Me on the left
>>60001075
there's a 24/7 power outage in british bathrooms
>>60001035
>it's in canned food
>therefore it doesn't matter that it's in my hot water
>>60000928
Reality.
>be brit
>have to blow-dry my hair in the kitchen next to my washing machine
>>60001113
I don't understand
>>60001162
We also have the light switch on a piece of string so you don't touch a switch with wet hands.
Did a Brit shag your gf or something?
>>60001204
>boasting over caveman tier electricity
kek
>>60001204
You can't be serious
>>60001204
modern switches are designed in a way that allows you to touch them with wet hands
get with the times sir lancelot
>>60001204
How wet do you have to be to have it spill into the switch when you touch it?
>>60001243
>>60001267
>>60001277
We have RCDs and all that desu it's probably just to make people feel safer.
>Until 2001 it was a requirement of the UK wiring regulations that all bathroom switches were operated by pull cords.
>>59999021
>wa l
>a
>>60001289
It'd have to fucking drip into the light switch. It could probably happen but be very unlikely.
>>60001295
>light switches so technologically inferior that people were afraid of getting shocked by them
laughing
my
ass
off
>>59999021
i love you.
>>60001434
>trying to shift the attention away from yourself because the whole thread is taking the piss out of the US
Go to bed
>>60001556
Banter status: not handled
WTF I understand everything in this thread, are you guys even trying?
>>59999611
His English is LITERALLY better than 70% of Yanks
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QOTm3pZ.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>59998691
>things americans dont understand
pic related?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mql7K6K0CSM
>>60001580
Stop using that word if you don't know what it means m8
>>59999021
wa la
>>60001846
the captions on your picture seem to be mixed up
>>60002564
excellent cropping mon ami
>>60002398
hook, line and sinker.
>>60002608
I-I made sure the rectangles were rectangular!
>>59999287
The mirror doesn't count?
>>59999021
>wa la
Wallah
>>59999021
>wa la
>>60002914
too cute not to include
>>60000930
I live in the countryside.
Power outages happen atleast 5 times every summer and a few times throughout the year.
The longest time is about a week, although that was a long time ago. There was a 3-day streak last year or a few years ago though.
>>59999594
>I don't believe that Americans seriously microwave water
Never seen it in my life. Maybe poorfags or white trash do. But murrican microwaves tend to be like 2nd largest appliance in the kitchen after a fridge. But you gotta reheat those 18" pizzas somehow.
>wear shoes inside
Semi-common in common areas of houses that don't have carpets, that is hallway, living room, dining room, and kitchen. Bedrooms and other carpeted rooms are typically off limits for shoes.
The opposite of that is going out in your house slippers or straight barefeet in your backyard or front lawn.
>clap in cinemas
They clap, they boo, they cheer, every now and then there is an autist who tries to riff the whole movie out loud for everyone. It's the worst if you end up sitting near a pack of feral niggers. Also obligatory wholesale buckets of popcorn and 2 litre coke cups for every punter. Needless to say I gave up going to the movies after a few tries.
t. Polack living in Commiefornia (I'm visiting my folks now, fuck off).
>ameriblubbers don't use kettles
>americlaps literally microwave water
This has to be a joke. What the fuck?
is this the hourly 'americlaps can't handle the banter and get hyper defensive' thread?
>>60005014
Americans believe that this a foot washer.
>>60005014
>3 taps
why?
hot cold and what? pressure?
>>60000062
my kettle broke down and now i have to boil water like this.
shit i have to get a new one, this is embarrassing.
>>59998691
I literally have one of those not 10 feet from my computer desk. I am literally sipping the American coffee that I used the kettle to make at this very moment.
>>59998753
Americans computers, the internet, wikipedia, the site you're using, and probably you yourself, to some degree.
>>59998771
We invented fruit salad.
>>59998913
We invented chocolate easter bunnies and are the only nation on Earth that still subscribes to Christianity and the Jesus.
>>59999021
>wa la
It's "wà lá". You forgot to french it.
>>60005014
I could have 2 toilets if I wanted. I just don't want to because it's wasteful and toilets are made in sweat shops by underprivileged Europeans.
>>60005652
If you wanted to be anal now is where you could start discussing the efficiency of boiling water on a stove vs. boiling water in a microwave vs. boiling water in an electric kettle. You could also extend this to include the potential of mo(u)ld damage due to the evaporating water.
>>59999021
walla ya habibi
This thread is ridiculous. We have electric kettles, though they're uncommon. The regular stove top kettle is infinitely more popular, I'm not sure why bongers use the electric version.
Alternatively, run water through a coffee pot with no grounds. Keeps the water hot, too.
>>60005793
>>59999021
it gets better
>>60006004
It boils faster, uses less power and can also more water in a shorter amount of time in most cases.
>>59999021
I'm moving back to my country.
I have one to remind myself of the mysteries of the universe
>>59999021
>microwaving water
>wa la
>>59999021
>wa la
>>59999021
>>60004678
Except surprisingly they can.
>>60001144
No one I've ever known has a washing machine in the kitchen, and who blow drys hair? Also why would you need to do it in the kitchen?
>>59999021
wa la la la la
wa la wa la la
gaga wa la la
want your bad romance
>>59999021
wallah frère :DDDDDD
People who are afraid to boil water in the microwave are probably the same kind of regressive left loonies that think genetically modified food is going to kill them and is evil despite no credible scientific evidence.
>>60000384
Asian Americans and pretentious asses do.
[spoiler]I have a red one[/spoiler]
>>60011698
>having a water kettle
>pretentious
the fuck? You must be so grossly overweight.
>>59998782
I have a kettle, but it's non-electric.
i just use a keurig to get enough boiling water for tea
>>60000822
thats the UK retard
>>59999021
>wa la
jaque rebur
>>59998691
>measuring volume in cups, not in liters
Is that even legal?
>>59999021
Wa la ilaha illallah, muhammadur rasulullah.
>>60011884
I have a kettle
>>60000822
A-small-island-no-one-listens-to is not Europe.
>>60000788
>Separate water taps
Are you in public housing or something?
>>60012187
>couldn't build a good bomber so they stole one and took it apart
>still couldn't figure out how to manufacture parts so they smuggled them
>>59999021
>wa la
Having a laugh here tbqh.
This isn't even the best of it.
Americans are fascinated by our fucking windows.
http://youtu.be/LT8eBjlcT8s
THEY LITERALLY DON'T HAVE NORMAL FUCKING WINDOWS.
>>59999021
wallah brüder..welcome to Islam
>>59998782
Most Americans who drink coffee have drip machines with built-in water boiling. I have one since I make French press coffee and I like to drink hot tea from time to time.
>>59999021
/ck/ mentioned !!!
>>59999021
aaand WA LA! screencapped! Christ.. you yanks.
>>60001144
Americans don't have plugs sockets in their bedrooms... i pity you.
>>59999021
>wallah
Takbir brother
>>60002564
itt: /int/ europeons flip out over a minor /ck/ meme
>>60005014
Christ those taps are weird
>>59999169
How do you boil the water to add to your coffee?
>>60011698
I had one for my dormroom in college
why is this thread still here
>>59998782
We use coffee machines, steam kettles, or we microwave water.
>>59999021
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>59999021
French heritage?
>>59999021
>wa la
