I'm pretty convinced that bidets are just a joke that other countries pull on Americans. Like, every time bidets are mentioned there are always people raving over them like mad, when it just seems like a luxurious novelty. Europe just wants to see how many Americans they can get to spray their butthole.
> Making excuses to justify that OP hasn't got a bidet and his ass is odorous as shit
>>59988512
People do have bidets in the US. Most people can't fit a toilet, bidet, shower, and sink in one bathroom though.
fucking yurocucks I swear
>>59988624
>in the US most people can't fit in a toilet
Get a bigger bathroom then
>>59988717
Are you retarded Mussolini? He obviously said that most people can't fit all of those In one bathroom, so we just put the essentials
>shower
>toilet
>>59988512
Fuck Pinochet! where are the bidets! fucking cunts!
>>59988901
That's why you will get a bigger bathroom space.
>>59989036
We don't need a bidet though, like I said we just need essentials
>>59988623
There are other ways to clean your butt yknow. I don't need an enema every time I poop.
>>59988512
No worries OP. Only a couple of shitholes in southern europe and the southern cone still use this antiquity
best used as a repository of toilet paper
>Europeans LITERALLY can't wipe their own ass
Continent of children
>>59989036
Most homes have 1 bathroom to 1 room. Enjoy sharing your fathers herpes sitting on his lap while he takes a shit, anon.
>>59988512
>be iranian
>grow up with bidet
>move away for college, graduate work etc...
>haven't had a bidet in 6 years
How do Americans grow up thinking toilet paper is all they need?
>>59991018
No one needs a bidet. If you NEED a super soaker to clean your asshole, what you really NEED is a doctor.
a bidet is a common thing even in third world countries
what the hell U.S., step it up, this is worse than the imperial system thing
>>59991231
let me just smear some shit on your computer desk
>OH MY GOD ANON WHY WOULD I USE WATER TO CLEAN THIS UP? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
truly absolutely disgusting
>it's an "American poster ignores hygene again and makes a big deal out of it"
Do whatever you want, Land of Freedom
i use this (hand shower)
bidets feel pretty nice fa.m
>>59994838
I have this thing too, mine is sadly bulkier, yours look way better
Do you people not know how to wipe properly? I just use toilet paper and it's all I need to clean myself. Seems it's more an excuse to shoot things up your butthole
>>59995323
>dry paper is enough to clean a hairy zone like your ass
no wonder you all have swamp ass innit
>>
You can use this.
friendly reminder that not only americans don't use bidet
they also wipe their ass >standing
>>59988512
>luxurious novelty
How are they luxurious, they cost like 200€
how do you get clean back there without soap/shampoo
and how do you not get poopwater all over the place
>>59988512
Ewwwwww
Americans are truly disgusting
>>60003088
You use soap... i don't know about shampoo though, maybe if you have insanely long ass hair you could wash them
>>60003696
really it must be much easier to take off the pants and get into the shower to clean up, rather than shower over the toilet
>>60004088
>rather than shower over the toilet
Well that one is used in japan and as an add-on to the toilet, here we use a completely separate bidet... yes you can do the same thing with a shower but it takes more time, it's less convenient
